Authors: Eris and myself, E_Eevee

Genre: Humor/dark fic

Catagory: Mega-crossover

Disclaimer: We do NOT own any of the animes/ characters/ places mention in the fiction with the sole exception of Kite, Raven, Shadow, Teegan, and Storm. All rights go to the animes true owners (which will be listed at the start of each chapter). This is done without permission for the sole purpose of entertainment (mostly ours ;) ).

Forewarning: We-ll, let me just say that this is the most outlandish, oddball fic I've ever written. Anyway, to address some issues that may interrupt you're reading pleasure.

-This is rated R for violence, sexual scene type stuff, and language. And whatever else Eris manages to sneak in there. I told her no lemons, but she may write a side story or two and post up the links.

-There is MAJOR character bashing and CD (character death) in here. It's not because we hate these characters (well, sometimes it is *evil laugh*). Don't look at me like that -.-;;; You have characters that you dislike, I'm sure.

-This is something like an AU I guess. Mwahaha, it doesn't make too much sense and there are plot holes large enough to drive my poor little vintage VW bug through. Don't think on it too hard, we didn't.

-Also, there will be OOC. It's unavoidable and funny as hell ^^;;;

-There are yaoi mentions and mebbe some small, non-descriptive scenes. Eris and I both happen to love alturnative pairings so nah :P

-There may be spoilers

-Lastly, there is self-incertion. The two main characters and their "pets" are reflections of ourselves (and our nasty creatures of destruction *amused laugh*)... sort of O.o Parts of ourselves.

That having been said, this truely was co-written over IM (usually at 3 AM ^^) and edited later when I'm actually awake and coherant. If it's not it will be noted at the top of the chapter giving credit to one of us. Meaning: I'm not responsible for whatever Eris does to the characters of RK O.O No lynching!

Flames are welcome, flame away! Just make sure Storm doesn't decided to eat you :). Blind admiration, blantant disgust, and constructive crit. also highly welcome.