Authors: Eris and E_Eevee
Genre: Humor
Catagory: Mega-crossover
Current world: Canada, North America, Normal reality
Disclaimer: None ^^ purely our own imaginations at work here... o.O
Kite and Raven just finished their daily workout at the gym. It was a ritual that had started at the beginning of the summer and one they never missed. Raven couldn't wait to slip off her shoes and kick back and relax. It was a tough workout. Both of them pushed themselves much farther than they had before. That extra twenty minutes really got to you if you weren't used to it.
As they entered the living room both girls slung their gym bags by the television. Raven's landed with a heavy, suspicious sounding thud while Kite's seemed to float down to the thin carpet.
Raven sunk into the large sofa while Kite padded off to get two sodas from the fridge. She walked in and tossed Raven a can. Then she plopped down next to her with her legs and arms sprawled ever which way. Sighing, she snatched up the remote to the TV and flipped it on.
"What do you want to watch?" Kite asked Raven idly rolling her eyes. She put her arms behind her short silver hair and slitted her pale violet eyes.
"I don't care," Raven sighed in exhaustion. About then anything sounded good. Turn to the side she called out, "Storm?"
Hearing the girls return Shadow came racing up. He wagged his tail ignoring the female cat that also came in, if at a much more sedate and aloof pace. She practically radiated dignity as she strutted towards the couch. The small black dog eagerly yelped for Kite's attention and slammed his paws into her legs playfully. She winced.
Kite reached down and became suddenly mindful of her sweaty clothes. She wrinkled her nose and picked at them between her fingers, "Ew. Your mom is going to kick us out. We stink so bad."
"Fine you know where the shower is..." Raven trailed off as Storm landed on her lap and demanded attention. The longhaired feline's green eyes lidded over and she started to purr slightly as Raven stroked her fur.
"Nah, I'll risk being kicked out." She knew that they were both too tired to care if they smelled or not. So long as Raven's annoying little sister didn't show up they should be fine. Luckily the younger girl was over at a friend's house for the day.
Raven put her socked feet on the dark wood coffee table and continued petting Storm who mewed in protest at the movement.
Shadow, not to be left out jumped up on the couch and pushed his way between them. His wet nose probed Kite and she shoved it away playfully. She patted his broad head and smoothed down his ears gently.
Kite was paging through the guide and gave a small cry of success, "What's this?"
"Dunno? Wanna watch?" asked Raven slightly interested.
"Sure." Kite shrugged switching the channel lazily.
"Hopefully we get through it all before the big thunder storm kicks in. I hate satellite and storms" Raven pouted flipping her long black hair back. Storm dug her claws in making the girl hastily stop squirming.
"Well, if you lived in the States you could have cable." Kite pointed out smugly. "But, since I'm visiting for the summer I have to suffer with you." She affected a mournful sigh.
Raven stuck her tongue out at Kite, "Well, if we had those programs then we wouldn't be have this conversation."
Kite didn't rise to the bait.
"Well, it's mostly reruns anyway. I wonder why I've never seen this Sailor Moon though. It doesn't even sound familiar. Oh well."
"It says 'The Never Seen Before Episode of Sailor Pluto', guess that's why"
"Stupid title." Kite grumbled chugging down the rest of her caffeine-laden soda. She crunched the can and set it down by Raven's feet. Hastily she retreated with her fingers over her nose. "Well. It's not a rerun so I'm grateful."
"Just be glad Mom hasn't taken out the family movies of when I was a child yet!" Raven put her empty can on the coffee table next to Kite's.
Kite raised an eyebrow and lit into her sarcastically, "Do I want to know... Oh, shh. It's on."
"Let's leave the subject as taboo, and watch the show. I wish I had some popcorn...working out makes me so hungry"
"Yeah, but I don't want to get up!" Kite groaned and felt a slight tug at her muscles. She was not an exercise enthusiast and the only reason she went to the gym was because Raven wanted her to. Of course, once she got there she was perfectly at home. Enjoying the self-set challenges. A quirk in her personality she supposed.
The TV flickered oddly as the horrendous theme song to Sailor Moon came on. Kite was busy trying to convince Shadow to fetch her another soda from the fridge. The small black dog panted looking confused, but eager to do whatever she was asking of him. His flag-like tail waved politely.
"It's useless Kite, that dog will never get you a soda." Raven said between fits of laughter. "It's like trying to get him to obey you, just things that will never happen"
"C'mon Shadow, I'm dying here! Just go to the kitchen..." She whined ignoring Raven. Kite was intently trying to get the dog to get her a soda she missed the opening retelling.
The scouts were trapped. No hope in sight. But there was one scout that the evil Nega Moon did not know about. She lived through time and could not be caught...She was Sailor Pluto. Sailor Pluto lonely in her world, never knowing true human touch became guardian to Chibi Moon. Pluto protected her until this very day when she, herself, became caught in the impending danger.
"Kite? Are you even watching this?" Raven nudged her friend painfully. The other girl grunted. "Hopefully this time Serena and the others die and never come back."
Kite looked at her and smiled teasingly. She was amazed that the two of them got along so well, "You and your evil little mind. Save some for me will you?"
A brief pitter-patter of rain stung the roof before it turned into a full-blown storm. Shadow whimpered as the first crack of thunder shook the house. Everything vibrated briefly before settling again. Miraculously the satellite hadn't gone about and both girls realize that they probably should be watching the show before it cut out.
Please satellite hold on a little while longer, Raven prayed to the satellite god.
Suddenly all four beings jumped as another louder, more persistent crack smashed above their heads. Shadow huddled between the two girls whining softly under his breath. Kite stroked him soothingly feeling uneasily. Storm was still asleep on Raven's lap, not even a twitch.
"Geez." Kite muttered, "Sounds like it's right above us."
They watched in horror as the screen flickered. The sound cut out and the house was silent for the moment.
"Shit." Kite growled dragging herself off the couch and dumped Shadow on the floor. She crawled over to the television and started fiddling with the controls. Her long fingernails kept getting in the way and she swore softly under her breath.
"Hey, do you know anything about TVs?" Kite asked over her shoulder.
"Not really, but I'll take a look." Raven told Kite and leapt off the couch despite Storm's protests. "Stupid satellite god... I prayed, but you never listen." She grumbled to herself.
The two poked at buttons hopefully and Shadow came over to investigate as another sharp blast of thunder surrounded them. Suddenly flickers of electricity started moving outward from the television. Kite started to jerk her hand away realizing that the stupid satellite must have been hit by lightning. Before she could even think it the yellowish strip of electric power had wrapped around her slender wrist. The crackled, but surprisingly didn't burn or blister her thin skin. Still it was uncomfortable and frightening to suddenly be assaulted by a formerly mild mannered television.
With a yelp, she looked over at her friend. Raven was fighting tooth and nail with several of the things.
Shadow ran between them eager to deal with whatever was threatening his master. He snarled and bit down on a thin cord before promptly spitting it out with a howl. Growling with hackles raised he looked anxiously between the strange attacker and his humans.
Kite screamed in fear thinking if provoked the electric cord would attack for real. Right now they were merely binding, "Shadow, no! Leave it!"
Apparently all the goings on attracted the attention of Storm. She stretched and sauntered over to have a look. Her fluffy gray coat became even fluffier as static raced through the long strands of fur. Her emerald eyes grew wide and her tail slashed down then up in a pissed off fashion.
Raven thrashed, tearing at the strands and tried to gain some ground. Instead she found herself, and her friend, being dragged towards the TV screen. The filmy surface swirled and swished lazily like a tranquil pond. She wasn't sure why she thought of it as water until she suddenly went flying at it.
With a fierce some yell she tried putting her hands out in front of her only to find her hands then her arms going through. Instinctively she grabbed onto Kite's tee shirt. The smaller girl screeched in surprise before following her through the portal. Tucked under her arm was Shadow howling his head off. Storm launched herself with enviable feline grace after the trio, not wanting to miss out on the action.
Eevee's note: Don't you just hate prologues? -.- We-ll, some of them are good, but ours isn't so well off ^^ Bear with us please *grabs your leg* Pl-eaze?
Genre: Humor
Catagory: Mega-crossover
Current world: Canada, North America, Normal reality
Disclaimer: None ^^ purely our own imaginations at work here... o.O
Kite and Raven just finished their daily workout at the gym. It was a ritual that had started at the beginning of the summer and one they never missed. Raven couldn't wait to slip off her shoes and kick back and relax. It was a tough workout. Both of them pushed themselves much farther than they had before. That extra twenty minutes really got to you if you weren't used to it.
As they entered the living room both girls slung their gym bags by the television. Raven's landed with a heavy, suspicious sounding thud while Kite's seemed to float down to the thin carpet.
Raven sunk into the large sofa while Kite padded off to get two sodas from the fridge. She walked in and tossed Raven a can. Then she plopped down next to her with her legs and arms sprawled ever which way. Sighing, she snatched up the remote to the TV and flipped it on.
"What do you want to watch?" Kite asked Raven idly rolling her eyes. She put her arms behind her short silver hair and slitted her pale violet eyes.
"I don't care," Raven sighed in exhaustion. About then anything sounded good. Turn to the side she called out, "Storm?"
Hearing the girls return Shadow came racing up. He wagged his tail ignoring the female cat that also came in, if at a much more sedate and aloof pace. She practically radiated dignity as she strutted towards the couch. The small black dog eagerly yelped for Kite's attention and slammed his paws into her legs playfully. She winced.
Kite reached down and became suddenly mindful of her sweaty clothes. She wrinkled her nose and picked at them between her fingers, "Ew. Your mom is going to kick us out. We stink so bad."
"Fine you know where the shower is..." Raven trailed off as Storm landed on her lap and demanded attention. The longhaired feline's green eyes lidded over and she started to purr slightly as Raven stroked her fur.
"Nah, I'll risk being kicked out." She knew that they were both too tired to care if they smelled or not. So long as Raven's annoying little sister didn't show up they should be fine. Luckily the younger girl was over at a friend's house for the day.
Raven put her socked feet on the dark wood coffee table and continued petting Storm who mewed in protest at the movement.
Shadow, not to be left out jumped up on the couch and pushed his way between them. His wet nose probed Kite and she shoved it away playfully. She patted his broad head and smoothed down his ears gently.
Kite was paging through the guide and gave a small cry of success, "What's this?"
"Dunno? Wanna watch?" asked Raven slightly interested.
"Sure." Kite shrugged switching the channel lazily.
"Hopefully we get through it all before the big thunder storm kicks in. I hate satellite and storms" Raven pouted flipping her long black hair back. Storm dug her claws in making the girl hastily stop squirming.
"Well, if you lived in the States you could have cable." Kite pointed out smugly. "But, since I'm visiting for the summer I have to suffer with you." She affected a mournful sigh.
Raven stuck her tongue out at Kite, "Well, if we had those programs then we wouldn't be have this conversation."
Kite didn't rise to the bait.
"Well, it's mostly reruns anyway. I wonder why I've never seen this Sailor Moon though. It doesn't even sound familiar. Oh well."
"It says 'The Never Seen Before Episode of Sailor Pluto', guess that's why"
"Stupid title." Kite grumbled chugging down the rest of her caffeine-laden soda. She crunched the can and set it down by Raven's feet. Hastily she retreated with her fingers over her nose. "Well. It's not a rerun so I'm grateful."
"Just be glad Mom hasn't taken out the family movies of when I was a child yet!" Raven put her empty can on the coffee table next to Kite's.
Kite raised an eyebrow and lit into her sarcastically, "Do I want to know... Oh, shh. It's on."
"Let's leave the subject as taboo, and watch the show. I wish I had some popcorn...working out makes me so hungry"
"Yeah, but I don't want to get up!" Kite groaned and felt a slight tug at her muscles. She was not an exercise enthusiast and the only reason she went to the gym was because Raven wanted her to. Of course, once she got there she was perfectly at home. Enjoying the self-set challenges. A quirk in her personality she supposed.
The TV flickered oddly as the horrendous theme song to Sailor Moon came on. Kite was busy trying to convince Shadow to fetch her another soda from the fridge. The small black dog panted looking confused, but eager to do whatever she was asking of him. His flag-like tail waved politely.
"It's useless Kite, that dog will never get you a soda." Raven said between fits of laughter. "It's like trying to get him to obey you, just things that will never happen"
"C'mon Shadow, I'm dying here! Just go to the kitchen..." She whined ignoring Raven. Kite was intently trying to get the dog to get her a soda she missed the opening retelling.
The scouts were trapped. No hope in sight. But there was one scout that the evil Nega Moon did not know about. She lived through time and could not be caught...She was Sailor Pluto. Sailor Pluto lonely in her world, never knowing true human touch became guardian to Chibi Moon. Pluto protected her until this very day when she, herself, became caught in the impending danger.
"Kite? Are you even watching this?" Raven nudged her friend painfully. The other girl grunted. "Hopefully this time Serena and the others die and never come back."
Kite looked at her and smiled teasingly. She was amazed that the two of them got along so well, "You and your evil little mind. Save some for me will you?"
A brief pitter-patter of rain stung the roof before it turned into a full-blown storm. Shadow whimpered as the first crack of thunder shook the house. Everything vibrated briefly before settling again. Miraculously the satellite hadn't gone about and both girls realize that they probably should be watching the show before it cut out.
Please satellite hold on a little while longer, Raven prayed to the satellite god.
Suddenly all four beings jumped as another louder, more persistent crack smashed above their heads. Shadow huddled between the two girls whining softly under his breath. Kite stroked him soothingly feeling uneasily. Storm was still asleep on Raven's lap, not even a twitch.
"Geez." Kite muttered, "Sounds like it's right above us."
They watched in horror as the screen flickered. The sound cut out and the house was silent for the moment.
"Shit." Kite growled dragging herself off the couch and dumped Shadow on the floor. She crawled over to the television and started fiddling with the controls. Her long fingernails kept getting in the way and she swore softly under her breath.
"Hey, do you know anything about TVs?" Kite asked over her shoulder.
"Not really, but I'll take a look." Raven told Kite and leapt off the couch despite Storm's protests. "Stupid satellite god... I prayed, but you never listen." She grumbled to herself.
The two poked at buttons hopefully and Shadow came over to investigate as another sharp blast of thunder surrounded them. Suddenly flickers of electricity started moving outward from the television. Kite started to jerk her hand away realizing that the stupid satellite must have been hit by lightning. Before she could even think it the yellowish strip of electric power had wrapped around her slender wrist. The crackled, but surprisingly didn't burn or blister her thin skin. Still it was uncomfortable and frightening to suddenly be assaulted by a formerly mild mannered television.
With a yelp, she looked over at her friend. Raven was fighting tooth and nail with several of the things.
Shadow ran between them eager to deal with whatever was threatening his master. He snarled and bit down on a thin cord before promptly spitting it out with a howl. Growling with hackles raised he looked anxiously between the strange attacker and his humans.
Kite screamed in fear thinking if provoked the electric cord would attack for real. Right now they were merely binding, "Shadow, no! Leave it!"
Apparently all the goings on attracted the attention of Storm. She stretched and sauntered over to have a look. Her fluffy gray coat became even fluffier as static raced through the long strands of fur. Her emerald eyes grew wide and her tail slashed down then up in a pissed off fashion.
Raven thrashed, tearing at the strands and tried to gain some ground. Instead she found herself, and her friend, being dragged towards the TV screen. The filmy surface swirled and swished lazily like a tranquil pond. She wasn't sure why she thought of it as water until she suddenly went flying at it.
With a fierce some yell she tried putting her hands out in front of her only to find her hands then her arms going through. Instinctively she grabbed onto Kite's tee shirt. The smaller girl screeched in surprise before following her through the portal. Tucked under her arm was Shadow howling his head off. Storm launched herself with enviable feline grace after the trio, not wanting to miss out on the action.
Eevee's note: Don't you just hate prologues? -.- We-ll, some of them are good, but ours isn't so well off ^^ Bear with us please *grabs your leg* Pl-eaze?