T/N: WOW! Three reviews! That's the most reviews for a single chapter I've
had (for this story). Thanks a bil, guys!
Mellon: Ah, mellon nin, thanks for that nice little review. I hope this chapter leads up to your expectations. Think like a pervert. . .
Bekky: Hej & tak! That's a nice long little review! ^_^ I agree completely on flamers. If reading my fic is a waste of time, isn't REVIEWING it a bigger waste? LMAO I should serious make a story like tha, just to see if you'd keep your word or if you'd enjoy it. . . Actually, she corrected me. "Tavari" was from a role-playing group Lafi joined online, not thebarrowdowns.com. Even all the combos didn't make a name good enough for her! -_- All records of the door's past are strictly confidential until further notice. LMAO I hope you underatnd that he really wouldn't enjoy Legolas the same way you would, LoLz. . .
Aimie: ^_^ Very nice! It's nice to be told my thinking (or occasional lack thereof) is great! ^_^ I did look at your story. I hope you like this chapter too!
Chapter 6
Ivariel lay in her bed and stared at the ceiling. The noises she heard from her sister Tavari's room were disgusting and had been going on for at least a few hours. She could hear giggling and moans and an occasional scream, followed by much more giggling and moaning.
"Oh! Can you do that?"
"I guess so!"
"Do it again!" There was a loud moan and then a huge fit of giggles.
Ivariel grimaced and covered her ears with her pillows.
~*~
"Hm. . ." Legolas didn't know his way to Tavari's room very well. "I think it's this one." He opened a door.
"What's that? Dorlinen asked curiously.
"A toilet." Legolas stated nonchalantly, assuming Dorlinen was simply tired still.
Dorlinen gasped. "You have toilets here?"
Legolas turned very slowly and gave Dorlinen an odd look. "Dorl, I know you've been living in a different city all your life, but, where have you been. . . you know. . . since you got here?"
Dorlinen blushed and Legolas couldn't get him to answer, so he tried some more doors.
"No, that's a children's playroom, Prince Legolas."
"No, that's a library, Prince Legolas."
"No, that's the throne room, Prince Legolas."
"No, that's your bedroom, Prince Legolas."
Legolas was getting very frustrated. He'd opened nearly every door in the palace! "This is the last one I'm going to try! If it doesn't lead to Tavari's rooms, we're giving up!" He opened the door. A girl screamed.
"Close the door!" Dorlinen squeaked.
Legolas quickly closed the door. They stared at each other, breathing heavily, for a moment - then burst out laughing.
"We're so stupid!"
"I know! What were you thinking, opening that door?"
"I don't know! Did you get a chance to see her?"
"Yes - you didn't, my prince? I feel great pity for you - she was beautiful. . ." he fell into a fit of giggles.
Someone cleared his or her throat. Legolas and Dorlinen slowly turned to look in the doorway. Legolas shrieked.
"Cal???"
"Princess Calinuel? I'm so sorry! I didn't see you naked!"
Princess Calinuel stood wearing a very quickly tossed on robe and glared menacingly at them.
"Prince Legolas Thranduilion," she growled, "what in the name of Aman and Angband are you doing?"
"Showing Dorl around," Legolas answered simple and none too carefully.
"Was your sister a necessary part of the tour?"
"No," Legolas admitted.
Calinuel exploded. "THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!"
Legolas and Dorlinen closed their eyes tightly. When they finally opened them, Legolas timidly replied.
"We didn't mean to," he said weakly.
Calinuel grabbed both by the hand and started leading them somewhere. Legolas followed with a look of terror on his usually flawless face, but Dorlinen nearly floated away from the floor.
~*~
Prince Randir and the lovely Lady Tavari laid intertwined together on the floor.
"That was nice," Randir said as a stupid grin spread across his face.
"Only nice?" Tavari asked jokingly before kissing his ear.
Randir was about to make a remark when they heard someone yelling from a good distance off.
"What was that?" Tavari asked.
"How should I know?" Randir replied incredulously. "It sounded kind of like my sister, though- ACK!" Randir suddenly jumped up. "Where are my pants?"
"I. . . don't know." Tavari looked around. "Why?"
"I need to get Dorl and Legolas, now!"
"Why?" Tavari handed him his robe. "I still can't find your pants."
Randir found them under the bed and quickly started pulling them up. He fell sideways while hopping on one foot, but continued pulling them on anyway. "Remember that plan I said we had?" He stood and wrapped his robe around him. "We were supposed to get spider threads tonight!"
Tavari stared blankly up at him, but tied on a robe of her own and followed him out of her room. "Well, you're stupid," she said simply. "It's almost sunrise." Her eyes brightened. "Do you want to see it together?"
"Sure," Randir mumbled. More yelling started. Randir frowned and broke into a run, Tavari at his heels. "That sounds like my father!"
~*~
Legolas only realized where Calinuel was taking them when they were finally there. With incredible strength for her size, she threw both of the Elves forward and both fell to the floor. Rubbing their wrists, they stood again. Calinuel looked around. The Elvenking's bed was empty.
"Where is he?" she asked impatiently, as if Legolas or Dorlinen would know.
"Good morning, Calinuel," said a voice behind them. "Good morning Legolas and Dorlinen," Legolas and Dorlinen turned and bowed, Calinuel curtsied. King Thranduil smiled and continued lacing up his shirt.
"You're awake?"
"Yes, Calinuel, I am. I heard you yelling and guessed you would be visiting me shortly." He crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows expectantly.
"These two entered my room without permission."
Thranduil nodded. "Alright." There was a long pause.
Calniuel crossed her arms angrily. "What are you going to do about it?"
"What do you wish me to do?"
"I don't know! Punish them somehow! They deliberately walked into my bedroom while I was naked!"
"No we didn't!" Legolas yelled angrily. "We told you we didn't mean to!"
Thranduil frowned. "Why weren't you dressed?"
Calinuel opened her mouth, but quickly snapped it shut again. Her eyes widened. Thranduil's frowned increased and he quickly left the room. Calinuel screamed and ran after him.
Legolas grinned. "Come on, Dorl. We don't want to miss this!"
Angry shouts could already be heard from the princess's room.
Mellon: Ah, mellon nin, thanks for that nice little review. I hope this chapter leads up to your expectations. Think like a pervert. . .
Bekky: Hej & tak! That's a nice long little review! ^_^ I agree completely on flamers. If reading my fic is a waste of time, isn't REVIEWING it a bigger waste? LMAO I should serious make a story like tha, just to see if you'd keep your word or if you'd enjoy it. . . Actually, she corrected me. "Tavari" was from a role-playing group Lafi joined online, not thebarrowdowns.com. Even all the combos didn't make a name good enough for her! -_- All records of the door's past are strictly confidential until further notice. LMAO I hope you underatnd that he really wouldn't enjoy Legolas the same way you would, LoLz. . .
Aimie: ^_^ Very nice! It's nice to be told my thinking (or occasional lack thereof) is great! ^_^ I did look at your story. I hope you like this chapter too!
Chapter 6
Ivariel lay in her bed and stared at the ceiling. The noises she heard from her sister Tavari's room were disgusting and had been going on for at least a few hours. She could hear giggling and moans and an occasional scream, followed by much more giggling and moaning.
"Oh! Can you do that?"
"I guess so!"
"Do it again!" There was a loud moan and then a huge fit of giggles.
Ivariel grimaced and covered her ears with her pillows.
~*~
"Hm. . ." Legolas didn't know his way to Tavari's room very well. "I think it's this one." He opened a door.
"What's that? Dorlinen asked curiously.
"A toilet." Legolas stated nonchalantly, assuming Dorlinen was simply tired still.
Dorlinen gasped. "You have toilets here?"
Legolas turned very slowly and gave Dorlinen an odd look. "Dorl, I know you've been living in a different city all your life, but, where have you been. . . you know. . . since you got here?"
Dorlinen blushed and Legolas couldn't get him to answer, so he tried some more doors.
"No, that's a children's playroom, Prince Legolas."
"No, that's a library, Prince Legolas."
"No, that's the throne room, Prince Legolas."
"No, that's your bedroom, Prince Legolas."
Legolas was getting very frustrated. He'd opened nearly every door in the palace! "This is the last one I'm going to try! If it doesn't lead to Tavari's rooms, we're giving up!" He opened the door. A girl screamed.
"Close the door!" Dorlinen squeaked.
Legolas quickly closed the door. They stared at each other, breathing heavily, for a moment - then burst out laughing.
"We're so stupid!"
"I know! What were you thinking, opening that door?"
"I don't know! Did you get a chance to see her?"
"Yes - you didn't, my prince? I feel great pity for you - she was beautiful. . ." he fell into a fit of giggles.
Someone cleared his or her throat. Legolas and Dorlinen slowly turned to look in the doorway. Legolas shrieked.
"Cal???"
"Princess Calinuel? I'm so sorry! I didn't see you naked!"
Princess Calinuel stood wearing a very quickly tossed on robe and glared menacingly at them.
"Prince Legolas Thranduilion," she growled, "what in the name of Aman and Angband are you doing?"
"Showing Dorl around," Legolas answered simple and none too carefully.
"Was your sister a necessary part of the tour?"
"No," Legolas admitted.
Calinuel exploded. "THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!"
Legolas and Dorlinen closed their eyes tightly. When they finally opened them, Legolas timidly replied.
"We didn't mean to," he said weakly.
Calinuel grabbed both by the hand and started leading them somewhere. Legolas followed with a look of terror on his usually flawless face, but Dorlinen nearly floated away from the floor.
~*~
Prince Randir and the lovely Lady Tavari laid intertwined together on the floor.
"That was nice," Randir said as a stupid grin spread across his face.
"Only nice?" Tavari asked jokingly before kissing his ear.
Randir was about to make a remark when they heard someone yelling from a good distance off.
"What was that?" Tavari asked.
"How should I know?" Randir replied incredulously. "It sounded kind of like my sister, though- ACK!" Randir suddenly jumped up. "Where are my pants?"
"I. . . don't know." Tavari looked around. "Why?"
"I need to get Dorl and Legolas, now!"
"Why?" Tavari handed him his robe. "I still can't find your pants."
Randir found them under the bed and quickly started pulling them up. He fell sideways while hopping on one foot, but continued pulling them on anyway. "Remember that plan I said we had?" He stood and wrapped his robe around him. "We were supposed to get spider threads tonight!"
Tavari stared blankly up at him, but tied on a robe of her own and followed him out of her room. "Well, you're stupid," she said simply. "It's almost sunrise." Her eyes brightened. "Do you want to see it together?"
"Sure," Randir mumbled. More yelling started. Randir frowned and broke into a run, Tavari at his heels. "That sounds like my father!"
~*~
Legolas only realized where Calinuel was taking them when they were finally there. With incredible strength for her size, she threw both of the Elves forward and both fell to the floor. Rubbing their wrists, they stood again. Calinuel looked around. The Elvenking's bed was empty.
"Where is he?" she asked impatiently, as if Legolas or Dorlinen would know.
"Good morning, Calinuel," said a voice behind them. "Good morning Legolas and Dorlinen," Legolas and Dorlinen turned and bowed, Calinuel curtsied. King Thranduil smiled and continued lacing up his shirt.
"You're awake?"
"Yes, Calinuel, I am. I heard you yelling and guessed you would be visiting me shortly." He crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows expectantly.
"These two entered my room without permission."
Thranduil nodded. "Alright." There was a long pause.
Calniuel crossed her arms angrily. "What are you going to do about it?"
"What do you wish me to do?"
"I don't know! Punish them somehow! They deliberately walked into my bedroom while I was naked!"
"No we didn't!" Legolas yelled angrily. "We told you we didn't mean to!"
Thranduil frowned. "Why weren't you dressed?"
Calinuel opened her mouth, but quickly snapped it shut again. Her eyes widened. Thranduil's frowned increased and he quickly left the room. Calinuel screamed and ran after him.
Legolas grinned. "Come on, Dorl. We don't want to miss this!"
Angry shouts could already be heard from the princess's room.