Meanwhile, Ron was out on a date with Lavender, though everyone else
thought he was talking with Professor McGonagall, because he hadn't told
anyone that he was seeing Lavender yet.
Ron: Lavender, I got these flowers because they reminded me of you.
Lavender: Awww, that's so sweet Ron! * Tries to take the flowers*
Ron: What are you doing? These are mine so I don't forget your name!
Lavender: But those are lilies! Not lavender!
Ron: Oh. Oops. You can have these then. *Gives her the LILIES *
Lavender: (Sarcastically) Thanks, how thoughtful of you!
*Awkward silence *
Lavender: So, would you like to take a walk around the lake?
Ron: What lake?
Lavender: Sometimes I wonder why I put up with you.
Ron: Me too.
* Start walking around the lake *
Ron: Lavender, (Turning to her) I have been really enjoying this time we are spending together, but I don't know why we can't tell people that we are dating. I mean it has been a couple of months already.
Lavender: Well, it's just that I feel that it's not other people's business what I do in my personal life.
Ron: Then how come you told everyone when you were going out with Dean?
Lavender: That was different; I have mentally matured since then.
Ron: Say what?
Lavender: I have realized that now it's not important if people know I am going out with someone.
Ron: Why? I think it's important.
Lavender: I don't just want people judging me, that's all.
Ron: Why would they judge you?
Lavender: Well, I don't know. I mean not all girls have the same taste in men.
Ron: What does that have to do with it?
Lavender: Look, I really like you, but other people don't know you as I do so they don't like you as much.
Ron: What are you talking about? Everyone loves me!! I'm charming and smart.
Lavender: This coming from the person who used wax to clean windows during detention.
Ron: Yeah, well that's an honest mistake. It could happen to anybody.
***
Dean, Harry and Audrey are sitting around the fire in the common room.
Dean: So what was it that you wanted to ask me?
Harry: Why did you tell me that Audrey wanted to talk to me in the library yesterday?
Dean: Well, because Ginny told me if I saw you I should tell you that.
Harry: Ginny told you!
Dean: Yes.
Audrey: I never told Ginny anything about wanting to meet Harry in the library.
Harry: Are you sure that's exactly what Ginny told you? Are you positive she said Audrey?
Dean: Yeah, she told me that when I saw Harry to make sure and tell him that he needed to go to the library to meet Audrey. She kept emphasizing how important it was that he got this message so I wouldn't forget.
Audrey: I still can't believe Ginny would make something up like that!
Harry: I think we need to talk to Ginny.
Audrey: Let's go find her.
The two (Dean stayed behind) went off in search of Ginny, and found her wandering the halls with a couple other 4th year girls.
Audrey: Ginny, can we talk to you? Alone?
Ginny: Umm, ok. (To her 4th year friends) I'll meet up with you later.
*The group moves to an empty classroom and the other girls walk away*
Harry: Is it true that you told Dean to tell me that Audrey wanted to meet with me in the library yesterday?
Ginny: I have no idea what you are talking about!
Harry: What?!?! We've just been talking with Dean who was positive that you gave him that message to pass on to me.
Ginny: I never talked to Dean yesterday, and I certainly didn't give him any messages to pass on.
Audrey: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, I'm sure you didn't.
Harry: Come on Ginny, why would Dean lie about something like that?
Ginny: (Beginning to look nervous, but still keeping her cool) I don't know. Besides what does it matter anyways?
Harry: (Starting to get aggravated.) It matters, Ginny, because someone impersonated me in the Gryffindor common room last night. Most likely using a Polyjuice potion, that person made a jackass out of me while playing truth or dare with Ron, Hermione, and Audrey. (Starting to yell) Then, they completely insulted and humiliated Audrey causing her to hate me, or at least whoever was pretending to be me!
Ginny: Well I didn't know this because I was in the Great Hall all of last night.
Audrey: Why where you there? Why not the common room?
Ginny: Well I missed most of dinner and went to see if there was still food out when I ran into some of my Ravenclaw friends. We ended up talking for a long time, and I didn't get back until the common room until like ten.
Harry: But I passed the Great Hall on my way back from waiting for Audrey in the library, and I didn't see you there.
Ginny: (Starting to look even more nervous) Well, I had walked with my friends back to their common room before coming back. Maybe I had already left.
Audrey: This isn't a very convincing story. Spill it Ginny, where were you really?
Ginny: (Her face starting to look awfully pale) I... I was..
Harry: Can't think of an excuse can you? I bet it was you who used the Polyjuice potion. It had to be someone who knew a lot about me and my past.
Ginny: (Starting to look sick) I didn't use a Polyjuice potion! I don't even know what that is! And why would I want to pretend I'm you anyway?
Harry: That's a good question.
Audrey: Tell us the truth or I'll tell everyone about your little late night rendezvous with Seamus!
Ginny: *Gasps* How did you know about that? (Trying to recover) I mean, what are you talking about?
Audrey: Don't deny it. I see you two all the time sneaking back from the courtyard and empty classrooms late at night.
Ginny: (Filling up with anger and frustration) It's not at all what you think!!!!
Audrey: Or maybe it's exactly what I think.
Ginny realizing she had been backed into a corner was at lost for words.
Audrey: What's the matter? Aren't Seamus and you a little more than just friends?
Ginny: What makes you think that you're right? As a matter of fact, you don't know what the bloody hell you are talking about.
Audrey: Oh really? Well, in my mind there is only one obvious and logical reason why you would be sneaking around with Seamus late at night.
Ginny: But that doesn't mean that it is necessarily true.
Audrey: Spill it Weasley. Tell us what you really know about Harry's message from Dean or the whole school will know alllllllll about you and Seamus.
Ginny: You beotch!
Audrey: So are you going to start talking?
Ginny: (With a worried and scared expression on her face) Fine! But you can't tell anyone else!
Ron: Lavender, I got these flowers because they reminded me of you.
Lavender: Awww, that's so sweet Ron! * Tries to take the flowers*
Ron: What are you doing? These are mine so I don't forget your name!
Lavender: But those are lilies! Not lavender!
Ron: Oh. Oops. You can have these then. *Gives her the LILIES *
Lavender: (Sarcastically) Thanks, how thoughtful of you!
*Awkward silence *
Lavender: So, would you like to take a walk around the lake?
Ron: What lake?
Lavender: Sometimes I wonder why I put up with you.
Ron: Me too.
* Start walking around the lake *
Ron: Lavender, (Turning to her) I have been really enjoying this time we are spending together, but I don't know why we can't tell people that we are dating. I mean it has been a couple of months already.
Lavender: Well, it's just that I feel that it's not other people's business what I do in my personal life.
Ron: Then how come you told everyone when you were going out with Dean?
Lavender: That was different; I have mentally matured since then.
Ron: Say what?
Lavender: I have realized that now it's not important if people know I am going out with someone.
Ron: Why? I think it's important.
Lavender: I don't just want people judging me, that's all.
Ron: Why would they judge you?
Lavender: Well, I don't know. I mean not all girls have the same taste in men.
Ron: What does that have to do with it?
Lavender: Look, I really like you, but other people don't know you as I do so they don't like you as much.
Ron: What are you talking about? Everyone loves me!! I'm charming and smart.
Lavender: This coming from the person who used wax to clean windows during detention.
Ron: Yeah, well that's an honest mistake. It could happen to anybody.
***
Dean, Harry and Audrey are sitting around the fire in the common room.
Dean: So what was it that you wanted to ask me?
Harry: Why did you tell me that Audrey wanted to talk to me in the library yesterday?
Dean: Well, because Ginny told me if I saw you I should tell you that.
Harry: Ginny told you!
Dean: Yes.
Audrey: I never told Ginny anything about wanting to meet Harry in the library.
Harry: Are you sure that's exactly what Ginny told you? Are you positive she said Audrey?
Dean: Yeah, she told me that when I saw Harry to make sure and tell him that he needed to go to the library to meet Audrey. She kept emphasizing how important it was that he got this message so I wouldn't forget.
Audrey: I still can't believe Ginny would make something up like that!
Harry: I think we need to talk to Ginny.
Audrey: Let's go find her.
The two (Dean stayed behind) went off in search of Ginny, and found her wandering the halls with a couple other 4th year girls.
Audrey: Ginny, can we talk to you? Alone?
Ginny: Umm, ok. (To her 4th year friends) I'll meet up with you later.
*The group moves to an empty classroom and the other girls walk away*
Harry: Is it true that you told Dean to tell me that Audrey wanted to meet with me in the library yesterday?
Ginny: I have no idea what you are talking about!
Harry: What?!?! We've just been talking with Dean who was positive that you gave him that message to pass on to me.
Ginny: I never talked to Dean yesterday, and I certainly didn't give him any messages to pass on.
Audrey: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, I'm sure you didn't.
Harry: Come on Ginny, why would Dean lie about something like that?
Ginny: (Beginning to look nervous, but still keeping her cool) I don't know. Besides what does it matter anyways?
Harry: (Starting to get aggravated.) It matters, Ginny, because someone impersonated me in the Gryffindor common room last night. Most likely using a Polyjuice potion, that person made a jackass out of me while playing truth or dare with Ron, Hermione, and Audrey. (Starting to yell) Then, they completely insulted and humiliated Audrey causing her to hate me, or at least whoever was pretending to be me!
Ginny: Well I didn't know this because I was in the Great Hall all of last night.
Audrey: Why where you there? Why not the common room?
Ginny: Well I missed most of dinner and went to see if there was still food out when I ran into some of my Ravenclaw friends. We ended up talking for a long time, and I didn't get back until the common room until like ten.
Harry: But I passed the Great Hall on my way back from waiting for Audrey in the library, and I didn't see you there.
Ginny: (Starting to look even more nervous) Well, I had walked with my friends back to their common room before coming back. Maybe I had already left.
Audrey: This isn't a very convincing story. Spill it Ginny, where were you really?
Ginny: (Her face starting to look awfully pale) I... I was..
Harry: Can't think of an excuse can you? I bet it was you who used the Polyjuice potion. It had to be someone who knew a lot about me and my past.
Ginny: (Starting to look sick) I didn't use a Polyjuice potion! I don't even know what that is! And why would I want to pretend I'm you anyway?
Harry: That's a good question.
Audrey: Tell us the truth or I'll tell everyone about your little late night rendezvous with Seamus!
Ginny: *Gasps* How did you know about that? (Trying to recover) I mean, what are you talking about?
Audrey: Don't deny it. I see you two all the time sneaking back from the courtyard and empty classrooms late at night.
Ginny: (Filling up with anger and frustration) It's not at all what you think!!!!
Audrey: Or maybe it's exactly what I think.
Ginny realizing she had been backed into a corner was at lost for words.
Audrey: What's the matter? Aren't Seamus and you a little more than just friends?
Ginny: What makes you think that you're right? As a matter of fact, you don't know what the bloody hell you are talking about.
Audrey: Oh really? Well, in my mind there is only one obvious and logical reason why you would be sneaking around with Seamus late at night.
Ginny: But that doesn't mean that it is necessarily true.
Audrey: Spill it Weasley. Tell us what you really know about Harry's message from Dean or the whole school will know alllllllll about you and Seamus.
Ginny: You beotch!
Audrey: So are you going to start talking?
Ginny: (With a worried and scared expression on her face) Fine! But you can't tell anyone else!