HaMTaRo! The Annoying-Celebrity Play
Early Credits:
I, Dark Witch, did not create anything involving Hamtaro besides this fic. Ritsuko Kawai obviously created Hamtaro.
***SORRY Something messed up. Everytime I do quotation marks, it messed up. See: ". That's why it may seem a lil odd.
Actors/Actresses:
Hamtaro- Courtney Cox Arquette (From Friends) Boss- Celine Dion (Singer) Snoozer- Elijah Wood (From The Lord of the Rings) Bijou- Orlando Bloom (From The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean) Oxnard- Ozzy Osbourne (From The Osbornes) Penelope- Justin Timberlake (Singer) Pashmina- Anna Nicole Smith (From The Anna Nicole Show) Maxwell-George W. Bush (President) Panda- Britney Spears (Singer) Elder Ham- Marshall Mathers Eminem (Rapper) Dexter- Avril Lavigne (Singer/Sk8er Punk) Howdy- Adam Sandler (Singer/Comedian) Stan- Mike Meyers (From Austin Powers) Jingle- Tom Green (Comedian) Cappy- "Weird" Al Yankovic (Singer/Parody Writer)
~~~Chappie Three~~~ Stuck
~*~Scene 1-Jingle In A Tree 3~*~
*Shows Jingle/Tom Green strumming a guitar horribly.*
Jingle/Tom: *stares at his lines* Ok, this is horrible. I refuse to do this.
Dark Witch: So when will you do your lines?
Jingle/Tom: Maybe Hanukah in 10 years!
Dark Witch: Hanukah is more then one day.
Howdy/Adam: Did somebody say Hanukah?
Dark Witch & Jingle/Tom: Yeah.
Howdy/Adam: *sings* Put on your yarmulke! Here comes Hanukah! Hanukah is the festival of lights! Instead of one day of giving we have eight crazy nights!
Dark Witch: Amusing, but you skipped the beginning. Like when you say---
Jingle/Tom: Just get on with the story already!
Dark Witch: Oh yeah! Heh heh.
*Jingle/Tom and Howdy/Adam leap off the tree.*
~*~Scene 2-The Tunnel~*~
*As the ham-hams were scurrying, they bumped into Maxwell/Nelly and Sandy? No. It's just Stan/Mike.*
Maxwell/Nelly: Yo I heard yall have a toaster problem.
Boss/Celine: Yeah! Maybe you can help us. Tell em, Hamtaro.
Hamtaro/Courtney: See, the toaster in the new choral room is stuck to the ground. And we can not lift it up. We are sure glad we found you. You always read about something.
Maxwell/Nelly: Let me check out this toaster.
*EVERYONE goes to the new choral room, staring at the toaster.*
Maxwell/Nelly: *tries to pick up the toaster, but cannot* Well, what else have you tried to get the toaster up?
Hamtaro/Courtney: Uh. We only tried lifting it.
Maxwell/Nelly: Well! Try different things! There has gotta be a way to get that toaster off the ground!
Elder Ham/Eminem: D*mn yo mutha f*cka toasta! Get off yo *ss and move!
Maxwell/Nelly: Well, cussing does not work.
Hamtaro/Courtney: *tuggies* Aww…
Maxwell/Nelly: Nor tuggie-ing…?
Panda/Britney: Ooooh baby! If you move, hun, I will show you what a girl REALLY wants!
Maxwell/Nelly: Flirting obviously did not work. So I guess pimp juice wont either.
Penelope/Justin: Ooooookyoo! Ooooookwweeeee! Ooooookyooo Ooooookyooo Oooookweee!
Maxwell/Nelly: Uh…
Snoozer/Elijah: Uh, zuzuzuzuzu, the Legendary Spatula will ,zuzuzuzuzuzuz, flip the ,zuzuzuzuzu, toaster oven of the ground ,zuzuzuzuzu.
Bijou/Orlando: We're not on LOTR any more. There is nothing legendary.
*Time goes by. They are bored.*
Hamtaro/Courtney: I know! Let's go look for the Legendary Spatula!
Boss/Celine: Ok, as long as I am captain.
Bijou/Orlando: And I just happen to have a Pirate Ship leftover from Pirates of the Caribbean!
~*~Scene 3: The Boat~*~
Boss/Celine: *in a pirate outfit* Yo ho! Off to the Legendary Spatula we go!
Hamtaro/Courtney: Ok, hams! We are off to this, er, island. To find the spatula. Any questions!
Maxwell/Nelly: Yo! Is it hot in herre?
Hamtaro/Courtney: *looks annoyed* No.
End Of Chappie 3!
Hey! I GUARANTEE that all the celebs that play a ham ham will stay. And, who Sandy is will be revealed next chapter! There is only 4 more chapters to go. When you R+R, please put what I need to improve on. Thankies for the nice comments, but I would also like what I need to write better RANDOM fanfics! Muahahaha. J/K. I just got back from 6 Flags (Ohio). Very, um, ok. The animal part was dead. I liked the animals. I saw the cutest Toucan. So, I would like to dedicate this chappie to the very pretty/handsome, cute, charming, toucan I saw. Ok, that was weird. Heh heh. I should finish this by the end of this week if I re-type all the chappies. Thank yaz for reading.
Early Credits:
I, Dark Witch, did not create anything involving Hamtaro besides this fic. Ritsuko Kawai obviously created Hamtaro.
***SORRY Something messed up. Everytime I do quotation marks, it messed up. See: ". That's why it may seem a lil odd.
Actors/Actresses:
Hamtaro- Courtney Cox Arquette (From Friends) Boss- Celine Dion (Singer) Snoozer- Elijah Wood (From The Lord of the Rings) Bijou- Orlando Bloom (From The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean) Oxnard- Ozzy Osbourne (From The Osbornes) Penelope- Justin Timberlake (Singer) Pashmina- Anna Nicole Smith (From The Anna Nicole Show) Maxwell-George W. Bush (President) Panda- Britney Spears (Singer) Elder Ham- Marshall Mathers Eminem (Rapper) Dexter- Avril Lavigne (Singer/Sk8er Punk) Howdy- Adam Sandler (Singer/Comedian) Stan- Mike Meyers (From Austin Powers) Jingle- Tom Green (Comedian) Cappy- "Weird" Al Yankovic (Singer/Parody Writer)
~~~Chappie Three~~~ Stuck
~*~Scene 1-Jingle In A Tree 3~*~
*Shows Jingle/Tom Green strumming a guitar horribly.*
Jingle/Tom: *stares at his lines* Ok, this is horrible. I refuse to do this.
Dark Witch: So when will you do your lines?
Jingle/Tom: Maybe Hanukah in 10 years!
Dark Witch: Hanukah is more then one day.
Howdy/Adam: Did somebody say Hanukah?
Dark Witch & Jingle/Tom: Yeah.
Howdy/Adam: *sings* Put on your yarmulke! Here comes Hanukah! Hanukah is the festival of lights! Instead of one day of giving we have eight crazy nights!
Dark Witch: Amusing, but you skipped the beginning. Like when you say---
Jingle/Tom: Just get on with the story already!
Dark Witch: Oh yeah! Heh heh.
*Jingle/Tom and Howdy/Adam leap off the tree.*
~*~Scene 2-The Tunnel~*~
*As the ham-hams were scurrying, they bumped into Maxwell/Nelly and Sandy? No. It's just Stan/Mike.*
Maxwell/Nelly: Yo I heard yall have a toaster problem.
Boss/Celine: Yeah! Maybe you can help us. Tell em, Hamtaro.
Hamtaro/Courtney: See, the toaster in the new choral room is stuck to the ground. And we can not lift it up. We are sure glad we found you. You always read about something.
Maxwell/Nelly: Let me check out this toaster.
*EVERYONE goes to the new choral room, staring at the toaster.*
Maxwell/Nelly: *tries to pick up the toaster, but cannot* Well, what else have you tried to get the toaster up?
Hamtaro/Courtney: Uh. We only tried lifting it.
Maxwell/Nelly: Well! Try different things! There has gotta be a way to get that toaster off the ground!
Elder Ham/Eminem: D*mn yo mutha f*cka toasta! Get off yo *ss and move!
Maxwell/Nelly: Well, cussing does not work.
Hamtaro/Courtney: *tuggies* Aww…
Maxwell/Nelly: Nor tuggie-ing…?
Panda/Britney: Ooooh baby! If you move, hun, I will show you what a girl REALLY wants!
Maxwell/Nelly: Flirting obviously did not work. So I guess pimp juice wont either.
Penelope/Justin: Ooooookyoo! Ooooookwweeeee! Ooooookyooo Ooooookyooo Oooookweee!
Maxwell/Nelly: Uh…
Snoozer/Elijah: Uh, zuzuzuzuzu, the Legendary Spatula will ,zuzuzuzuzuzuz, flip the ,zuzuzuzuzu, toaster oven of the ground ,zuzuzuzuzu.
Bijou/Orlando: We're not on LOTR any more. There is nothing legendary.
*Time goes by. They are bored.*
Hamtaro/Courtney: I know! Let's go look for the Legendary Spatula!
Boss/Celine: Ok, as long as I am captain.
Bijou/Orlando: And I just happen to have a Pirate Ship leftover from Pirates of the Caribbean!
~*~Scene 3: The Boat~*~
Boss/Celine: *in a pirate outfit* Yo ho! Off to the Legendary Spatula we go!
Hamtaro/Courtney: Ok, hams! We are off to this, er, island. To find the spatula. Any questions!
Maxwell/Nelly: Yo! Is it hot in herre?
Hamtaro/Courtney: *looks annoyed* No.
End Of Chappie 3!
Hey! I GUARANTEE that all the celebs that play a ham ham will stay. And, who Sandy is will be revealed next chapter! There is only 4 more chapters to go. When you R+R, please put what I need to improve on. Thankies for the nice comments, but I would also like what I need to write better RANDOM fanfics! Muahahaha. J/K. I just got back from 6 Flags (Ohio). Very, um, ok. The animal part was dead. I liked the animals. I saw the cutest Toucan. So, I would like to dedicate this chappie to the very pretty/handsome, cute, charming, toucan I saw. Ok, that was weird. Heh heh. I should finish this by the end of this week if I re-type all the chappies. Thank yaz for reading.