HaMTaRo! The Annoying-Celebrity Play
Early Credits:
I, Dark Witch, did not create anything involving Hamtaro besides this fic. Ritsuko Kawai obviously created Hamtaro. I also do not own: Green colorific markers, black sharpies, Bud's, and Wine Coolers. Nor Brad Swaile's soul (I wish lol). ^__________^;;
***SORRY Something messed up. Everytime I do quotation marks, it messed up. See: ". That's why it may seem a lil odd.
Actors/Actresses:
Hamtaro- Courtney Cox Arquette (From Friends) Boss- Celine Dion (Singer) Snoozer- Elijah Wood (From The Lord of the Rings) Bijou- Orlando Bloom (From The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean) Oxnard- Ozzy Osbourne (From The Osbornes) Penelope- Justin Timberlake (Singer) Pashmina- Anna Nicole Smith (From The Anna Nicole Show) Maxwell-Nelly Panda- Britney Spears (Singer) Elder Ham- Marshall Mathers Eminem (Rapper) Dexter- Avril Lavigne (Singer/Sk8er Punk) Howdy- Adam Sandler (Singer/Comedian) Stan- Mike Meyers (From Austin Powers) Jingle- Tom Green (Comedian) Cappy- Weird Al Yankovic (Singer/Parody Writer) Sandy-Martha Stewart (From Her Show That I Don't Know What Its Called)
Chappie 4- LottaBob Island
~*~Scene 1-The Ship~*~
Boss/Celine: That way! To Lottabob Island!
*Days go by and by and by and by and by and by and by! Pashmina/Anna painted the ship pink, Boss/Celine directed the ship towards the island, Hamtaro/Courtney tried to keep everyone's spirit up, Panda/Britney made new songs with Penelope/Justin, Dexter/Avril told everyone that this search was so complicated, Howdy/Adam sang all of his songs and did all of his jokes, Bijou/Orlando re-did scenes from his erm her new movie, Oxnard/Ozzy made some new drugs that were edible, Maxwell/Nelly told everyone he was sure it was hot in herre, Elder Ham/Eminem made a rap about Auntie Viv and how much he hated her, Stan/Mike kept saying Yeah, Baby! And Hamadelic! And Cappy/Al made a parody about pickles.*
*So. After days of traveling, traveling, and Elder Ham/Eminem getting seasick between raps, they arrived at Lottabob Island.*
Boss/Celine: Whoa. Is this place, deserted? I mean, I drove allllll niiiiigggghhhhtttt, tooo geeetttt toooo yoooouuuu iiii mmeeeeannn hheerrree!
Bijou/Orlando: Quit singing your song. Its stupid.
Boss/Celine: Sorry.
Panda/Britney: I wonder why its called LottaBOB Island.
*Ten other male hamsters walk by with a name tag that says Jane on it.*
Panda/Britney: Oh. That explains it good.
Hamtaro/Courtney: I hate to say it, but I'm homesick. And this place ISN'T deserted.
Pashmina/Anna: I feel for ya, hun. I miss re-decorating the new room with.... PINK!
*Suddenly, a female hamster runs out of a little cabin at the hams.*
Sandy/Martha: Did I here home? Re-decorating? And New Room? Well, I'm your ham! I'm Mar-I mean-Sandy. Like, hello!
Pashmina/Anna: I also said PINK! *winks*
Maxwell/Nelly: Heeelllllloooo! *lifts eyebrows, well, if he had eyebrows. I think that you---Wait. I think?*
Sandy/Martha: *blinks* OK. Hello. Would you like to come into my little island cabin?
Hamtaro/Courtney: Sure, we're all F dot R dot I dot E dot N dot D dot S dot you know! *smiles* Wait, is it dashes or dots? Well, then we're all F dash R dash I dash E dash N-
Elder Ham/Eminem: Okay! We get the f*ckin idea! Your on the show Friends!
Hamtaro/Courtney: Sheesh.
Sandy/Martha: *blink* *blink* Ooookay.
Penelope/Justin: No no no no! Its oookweee not Ooookay! *waves pointer finger*
~*~Scene 2-Sandy/Martha's Lil Island Cabin~*~
Sandy/Martha: *Sips home-made Wine Cooler* This island is great. With the variety of color dyes, I can make baton ribbons in a variety of colors.
Panda/Britney: *Sips Bud* Its so great that you greatly make great home products at a great quality for great people.
Sandy/Martha: *Spits Wine Cooler across the table, landing on Dexter/Avril* No no no.I signed a deal with K-Mart that they would sell my piece of crap items. Why did you keep saying great for?
Dexter/Avril: *Sips beer* Eww. *belches*
Howdy/Adam: *takes broom and cleans the Wine Cooler off of Dexter/Avril, but puts dust all over her* Ha ha! *snickers*
Dexter/Avril: Why should I caaaarrrrreeeee! *sips beer* Cuz your there when I *gulps* was scared when I got spitted attt..
Howdy/Adam: Stop it.
Dexter/Avril: *dumps last drop of beer down her throat* Oka Doke, Smoke! *throws beer can across the room, then giggles*
Hamtaro/Courtney: *rolls eyes*
Cappy/Al: So, why do you only make piece of crap items? Is it because a lot of people don't like you?
Sandy/Martha: No.
Dexter/Avril: A cat is a cat except when it eats---PLASTIC EAR WAX! *giggles*
Cappy/Al: Uh.Is it because you did that illegal thingy with the stock market and lost a lotta mula?
Sandy/Martha: No.
Cappy/Al: Is it because you only smile when---
Sandy/Martha: NOOO! Its because
Dexter/Avril: I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL, PLEASE! *slaps Panda/Britney's back*
Panda/Britney: Eww. *rubs shoulder on Penelope/Justin*
Howdy/Adam: *points and laughs* Dexxie's drunk!
Dexter/Avril: Nooooo..I'm a prep, remember? *writes A+F with black sharpie on her black shirt* Seeeeee?
Howdy/Adam: No.
Dexter/Avril: *blows nose on Howdy/Adam's hand*
Sandy/Martha: Err, ok. It is because I'm really, a weasel.
Maxwell/Nelly: Whaaat?
Cappy/Al: Are you a rabid weasel?
Sandy/Martha: Yes.
Dexter/Avril: *laughs* My mommie has a sweater and your on it!!!!
Hamtaro/Courtney: What did you say she has on it?
Dexter/Avril: A green colorific marker!
Hamtaro/Courtney: Oh. Let's go find the spatula now.
Dexter/Avril: Okie dokie artichokie!
*They all wander into the fortress, aimlessly*
Dark Witch: Well, that's it for this chappie! I haven't updated in awhile, oh well. Sorry for the incredible Avril Lavigne and Martha Stewart bashing in this chappie. I just chose them to bash! Specially since I have this hatred toward Martha. Even though Sandy is one of my favorite characters. Go figure.
Early Credits:
I, Dark Witch, did not create anything involving Hamtaro besides this fic. Ritsuko Kawai obviously created Hamtaro. I also do not own: Green colorific markers, black sharpies, Bud's, and Wine Coolers. Nor Brad Swaile's soul (I wish lol). ^__________^;;
***SORRY Something messed up. Everytime I do quotation marks, it messed up. See: ". That's why it may seem a lil odd.
Actors/Actresses:
Hamtaro- Courtney Cox Arquette (From Friends) Boss- Celine Dion (Singer) Snoozer- Elijah Wood (From The Lord of the Rings) Bijou- Orlando Bloom (From The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean) Oxnard- Ozzy Osbourne (From The Osbornes) Penelope- Justin Timberlake (Singer) Pashmina- Anna Nicole Smith (From The Anna Nicole Show) Maxwell-Nelly Panda- Britney Spears (Singer) Elder Ham- Marshall Mathers Eminem (Rapper) Dexter- Avril Lavigne (Singer/Sk8er Punk) Howdy- Adam Sandler (Singer/Comedian) Stan- Mike Meyers (From Austin Powers) Jingle- Tom Green (Comedian) Cappy- Weird Al Yankovic (Singer/Parody Writer) Sandy-Martha Stewart (From Her Show That I Don't Know What Its Called)
Chappie 4- LottaBob Island
~*~Scene 1-The Ship~*~
Boss/Celine: That way! To Lottabob Island!
*Days go by and by and by and by and by and by and by! Pashmina/Anna painted the ship pink, Boss/Celine directed the ship towards the island, Hamtaro/Courtney tried to keep everyone's spirit up, Panda/Britney made new songs with Penelope/Justin, Dexter/Avril told everyone that this search was so complicated, Howdy/Adam sang all of his songs and did all of his jokes, Bijou/Orlando re-did scenes from his erm her new movie, Oxnard/Ozzy made some new drugs that were edible, Maxwell/Nelly told everyone he was sure it was hot in herre, Elder Ham/Eminem made a rap about Auntie Viv and how much he hated her, Stan/Mike kept saying Yeah, Baby! And Hamadelic! And Cappy/Al made a parody about pickles.*
*So. After days of traveling, traveling, and Elder Ham/Eminem getting seasick between raps, they arrived at Lottabob Island.*
Boss/Celine: Whoa. Is this place, deserted? I mean, I drove allllll niiiiigggghhhhtttt, tooo geeetttt toooo yoooouuuu iiii mmeeeeannn hheerrree!
Bijou/Orlando: Quit singing your song. Its stupid.
Boss/Celine: Sorry.
Panda/Britney: I wonder why its called LottaBOB Island.
*Ten other male hamsters walk by with a name tag that says Jane on it.*
Panda/Britney: Oh. That explains it good.
Hamtaro/Courtney: I hate to say it, but I'm homesick. And this place ISN'T deserted.
Pashmina/Anna: I feel for ya, hun. I miss re-decorating the new room with.... PINK!
*Suddenly, a female hamster runs out of a little cabin at the hams.*
Sandy/Martha: Did I here home? Re-decorating? And New Room? Well, I'm your ham! I'm Mar-I mean-Sandy. Like, hello!
Pashmina/Anna: I also said PINK! *winks*
Maxwell/Nelly: Heeelllllloooo! *lifts eyebrows, well, if he had eyebrows. I think that you---Wait. I think?*
Sandy/Martha: *blinks* OK. Hello. Would you like to come into my little island cabin?
Hamtaro/Courtney: Sure, we're all F dot R dot I dot E dot N dot D dot S dot you know! *smiles* Wait, is it dashes or dots? Well, then we're all F dash R dash I dash E dash N-
Elder Ham/Eminem: Okay! We get the f*ckin idea! Your on the show Friends!
Hamtaro/Courtney: Sheesh.
Sandy/Martha: *blink* *blink* Ooookay.
Penelope/Justin: No no no no! Its oookweee not Ooookay! *waves pointer finger*
~*~Scene 2-Sandy/Martha's Lil Island Cabin~*~
Sandy/Martha: *Sips home-made Wine Cooler* This island is great. With the variety of color dyes, I can make baton ribbons in a variety of colors.
Panda/Britney: *Sips Bud* Its so great that you greatly make great home products at a great quality for great people.
Sandy/Martha: *Spits Wine Cooler across the table, landing on Dexter/Avril* No no no.I signed a deal with K-Mart that they would sell my piece of crap items. Why did you keep saying great for?
Dexter/Avril: *Sips beer* Eww. *belches*
Howdy/Adam: *takes broom and cleans the Wine Cooler off of Dexter/Avril, but puts dust all over her* Ha ha! *snickers*
Dexter/Avril: Why should I caaaarrrrreeeee! *sips beer* Cuz your there when I *gulps* was scared when I got spitted attt..
Howdy/Adam: Stop it.
Dexter/Avril: *dumps last drop of beer down her throat* Oka Doke, Smoke! *throws beer can across the room, then giggles*
Hamtaro/Courtney: *rolls eyes*
Cappy/Al: So, why do you only make piece of crap items? Is it because a lot of people don't like you?
Sandy/Martha: No.
Dexter/Avril: A cat is a cat except when it eats---PLASTIC EAR WAX! *giggles*
Cappy/Al: Uh.Is it because you did that illegal thingy with the stock market and lost a lotta mula?
Sandy/Martha: No.
Cappy/Al: Is it because you only smile when---
Sandy/Martha: NOOO! Its because
Dexter/Avril: I WOULD LIKE TO BUY A VOWEL, PLEASE! *slaps Panda/Britney's back*
Panda/Britney: Eww. *rubs shoulder on Penelope/Justin*
Howdy/Adam: *points and laughs* Dexxie's drunk!
Dexter/Avril: Nooooo..I'm a prep, remember? *writes A+F with black sharpie on her black shirt* Seeeeee?
Howdy/Adam: No.
Dexter/Avril: *blows nose on Howdy/Adam's hand*
Sandy/Martha: Err, ok. It is because I'm really, a weasel.
Maxwell/Nelly: Whaaat?
Cappy/Al: Are you a rabid weasel?
Sandy/Martha: Yes.
Dexter/Avril: *laughs* My mommie has a sweater and your on it!!!!
Hamtaro/Courtney: What did you say she has on it?
Dexter/Avril: A green colorific marker!
Hamtaro/Courtney: Oh. Let's go find the spatula now.
Dexter/Avril: Okie dokie artichokie!
*They all wander into the fortress, aimlessly*
Dark Witch: Well, that's it for this chappie! I haven't updated in awhile, oh well. Sorry for the incredible Avril Lavigne and Martha Stewart bashing in this chappie. I just chose them to bash! Specially since I have this hatred toward Martha. Even though Sandy is one of my favorite characters. Go figure.