HaMTaRo! The Annoying-Celebrity Play
Early Credits:
I, Dark Witch, did not create anything involving Hamtaro besides this fic. Ritsuko Kawai obviously created Hamtaro. I also do not own: Green colorific markers, black sharpies, Bud's, and Wine Coolers. Nor Brad Swaile's soul (I wish lol). ^__________^;;
Actors/Actresses:
Hamtaro- Courtney Cox Arquette (From Friends) Boss- Celine Dion (Singer) Snoozer- Elijah Wood (From The Lord of the Rings) Bijou- Orlando Bloom (From The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean) Oxnard- Ozzy Osbourne (From The Osbornes) Penelope- Justin Timberlake (Singer) Pashmina- Anna Nicole Smith (From The Anna Nicole Show) Maxwell-Nelly Panda- Britney Spears (Singer) Elder Ham- Marshall Mathers Eminem (Rapper) Dexter- Avril Lavigne (Singer/Sk8er Punk) Howdy- Adam Sandler (Singer/Comedian) Stan- Mike Meyers (From Austin Powers) Jingle- Tom Green (Comedian) Cappy- Weird Al Yankovic (Singer/Parody Writer) Sandy-Martha Stewart (From Her Show That I Don't Know What Its Called)
Chappie 5- Ii Ant Ere Oo!
~*~Scene 1-The Jungle~*~
*The Hams go looking for the Legendary Spatula*
Hamtaro/Courtney: *Hums "Oops.I did it again"*Hmm Hmm *pause* HmmHmm HmmHmm *pause* HmmHmmHmmHmmHmm *pause* Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm *pause* HmmOh Baby baby, Oops I did it again.
Panda/Britney: *looks annoyed*
Pashmina/Anna: Uh.Why are we looking for the Spatula again, Boss?
Boss/Celine: I..Uh..don't remember. Everyone?
Everyone: ????
Dexter/Avril: Uh.What are we looking for again?
Everyone Else: THE SPATULA!
Dexter/Avril: Oh yeah.
*.After Searching The Jungle For Hours On End.*
Oxnard/Ozzy: Hey! Iiiirememberileftsomedarnweedinthef*ckingtoaster!!!
Everyone Else: What?
Oxnard/Ozzy: What?
Dexter/Avril: We can't understand ya, silly! I heard toaster, but that's it.
Boss/Celine: So that's why we were looking. To flip the toaster off the ground.
*A Purple And Orange Spotted Bunny Hops By, With A Golden And/Or Legendary Spatula In Its Mouth*
Bijou/Orlando: HEY! The Spatula!
Everyone: Hi!
Bunny/Dark Witch: *looks at them* Ii!
Boss/Celine: Can we have the Spatula, please?
Bunny/Dark Witch: Oo.
Everyone: What?
Bunny/Dark Witch: OOOO!
Hamtaro/Courtney: We can't understand you, like Oz-I mean-Oxnard.
Bunny/Dark Witch: Of Ourse Oo Ant Under And Ee, I Ave A Atula Nn Ii Outh.
Sandy/Martha: What?
Bunny/Dark Witch: *rolls eyes* Utever.. *hops away*
Maxwell/Nelly: Now what are we suppose to do? We can't follow that rabbit all day!!
Hamtaro/Courtney: How come there was a rabbit in the jungle?
Everyone: ???
Boss/Celine: Ok, let's just go home then.
~*~Scene 2-The Shoreside With The Boat Floating, Ready To Sail. It's Sunset~*~
Sandy/Martha: I will miss *sniffle* you *sniff* all. *wipes eyes with a orange leaf*
Maxwell/Nelly: Why don't you come with us?
Sandy/Martha: I guess Hilary has been missing me, so why not pay her a visit.
Everyone Else: 0__0;; Ooook.
Penelope/Justin: No no no, its OOOOKWEEEEE.!!! *waves pointer finger*
*They all board the ship, and head home.*
~END OF CHAPTER 5~
Dark Witch: If you couldn't understand what the bunny was saying, here's what it was: I Can't Hear You! (title);Hi.; No.; NOOO!; Of Course You Can't Understand Me, I Have A Spatula In My Mouth.; Whatever.; I'm sure you all got it though. It wasn't that hard to understand how someone would talk with a large spatula in their mouth. ^_^ I finished Chap. 6 and Chap. 7 is gonna be the last. =( But 7 is gonna be RREEAALLYY long so sorry if it takes awhile to post.
Early Credits:
I, Dark Witch, did not create anything involving Hamtaro besides this fic. Ritsuko Kawai obviously created Hamtaro. I also do not own: Green colorific markers, black sharpies, Bud's, and Wine Coolers. Nor Brad Swaile's soul (I wish lol). ^__________^;;
Actors/Actresses:
Hamtaro- Courtney Cox Arquette (From Friends) Boss- Celine Dion (Singer) Snoozer- Elijah Wood (From The Lord of the Rings) Bijou- Orlando Bloom (From The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean) Oxnard- Ozzy Osbourne (From The Osbornes) Penelope- Justin Timberlake (Singer) Pashmina- Anna Nicole Smith (From The Anna Nicole Show) Maxwell-Nelly Panda- Britney Spears (Singer) Elder Ham- Marshall Mathers Eminem (Rapper) Dexter- Avril Lavigne (Singer/Sk8er Punk) Howdy- Adam Sandler (Singer/Comedian) Stan- Mike Meyers (From Austin Powers) Jingle- Tom Green (Comedian) Cappy- Weird Al Yankovic (Singer/Parody Writer) Sandy-Martha Stewart (From Her Show That I Don't Know What Its Called)
Chappie 5- Ii Ant Ere Oo!
~*~Scene 1-The Jungle~*~
*The Hams go looking for the Legendary Spatula*
Hamtaro/Courtney: *Hums "Oops.I did it again"*Hmm Hmm *pause* HmmHmm HmmHmm *pause* HmmHmmHmmHmmHmm *pause* Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm *pause* HmmOh Baby baby, Oops I did it again.
Panda/Britney: *looks annoyed*
Pashmina/Anna: Uh.Why are we looking for the Spatula again, Boss?
Boss/Celine: I..Uh..don't remember. Everyone?
Everyone: ????
Dexter/Avril: Uh.What are we looking for again?
Everyone Else: THE SPATULA!
Dexter/Avril: Oh yeah.
*.After Searching The Jungle For Hours On End.*
Oxnard/Ozzy: Hey! Iiiirememberileftsomedarnweedinthef*ckingtoaster!!!
Everyone Else: What?
Oxnard/Ozzy: What?
Dexter/Avril: We can't understand ya, silly! I heard toaster, but that's it.
Boss/Celine: So that's why we were looking. To flip the toaster off the ground.
*A Purple And Orange Spotted Bunny Hops By, With A Golden And/Or Legendary Spatula In Its Mouth*
Bijou/Orlando: HEY! The Spatula!
Everyone: Hi!
Bunny/Dark Witch: *looks at them* Ii!
Boss/Celine: Can we have the Spatula, please?
Bunny/Dark Witch: Oo.
Everyone: What?
Bunny/Dark Witch: OOOO!
Hamtaro/Courtney: We can't understand you, like Oz-I mean-Oxnard.
Bunny/Dark Witch: Of Ourse Oo Ant Under And Ee, I Ave A Atula Nn Ii Outh.
Sandy/Martha: What?
Bunny/Dark Witch: *rolls eyes* Utever.. *hops away*
Maxwell/Nelly: Now what are we suppose to do? We can't follow that rabbit all day!!
Hamtaro/Courtney: How come there was a rabbit in the jungle?
Everyone: ???
Boss/Celine: Ok, let's just go home then.
~*~Scene 2-The Shoreside With The Boat Floating, Ready To Sail. It's Sunset~*~
Sandy/Martha: I will miss *sniffle* you *sniff* all. *wipes eyes with a orange leaf*
Maxwell/Nelly: Why don't you come with us?
Sandy/Martha: I guess Hilary has been missing me, so why not pay her a visit.
Everyone Else: 0__0;; Ooook.
Penelope/Justin: No no no, its OOOOKWEEEEE.!!! *waves pointer finger*
*They all board the ship, and head home.*
~END OF CHAPTER 5~
Dark Witch: If you couldn't understand what the bunny was saying, here's what it was: I Can't Hear You! (title);Hi.; No.; NOOO!; Of Course You Can't Understand Me, I Have A Spatula In My Mouth.; Whatever.; I'm sure you all got it though. It wasn't that hard to understand how someone would talk with a large spatula in their mouth. ^_^ I finished Chap. 6 and Chap. 7 is gonna be the last. =( But 7 is gonna be RREEAALLYY long so sorry if it takes awhile to post.