HaMTaRo! The Annoying-Celebrity Play
Early Credits:
I, Dark Witch, did not create anything involving Hamtaro besides this fic. Ritsuko Kawai obviously created Hamtaro. And I Love Disney World! ^_______________^ Yaaaaay Mickey Mouse!
Actors/Actresses:
Hamtaro- Courtney Cox Arquette (From Friends) Boss- Celine Dion (Singer) Snoozer- Elijah Wood (From The Lord of the Rings) Bijou- Orlando Bloom (From The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean) Oxnard- Ozzy Osbourne (From The Osbornes) Penelope- Justin Timberlake (Singer) Pashmina- Anna Nicole Smith (From The Anna Nicole Show) Maxwell-Nelly Panda- Britney Spears (Singer) Elder Ham- Marshall Mathers Eminem (Rapper) Dexter- Avril Lavigne (Singer/Sk8er Punk) Howdy- Adam Sandler (Singer/Comedian) Stan- Mike Meyers (From Austin Powers) Jingle- Tom Green (Comedian) Cappy- Weird Al Yankovic (Singer/Parody Writer) Sandy-Martha Stewart (From Her Show That I Don't Know What Its Called)
Chappie 6-
~*~Scene 1-The Boat~*~
*It's pouring raining, so they go hide inside the bottom of the boat and drink tea.*
Hamtaro/Courtney: So, Sandy, how'd you *sip* get on Lottabob Island? *sip*
Sandy/Martha: Well, Hillary and I decided to go on vacation. We *sip* went to Disney World, Florida. It was a lot of fun. I saw these giant mouse- people and giant chipmunks. Of course I had to stay in the 'Hotel' but I snuck with Hillary anyway. I loved *sip* Disney World. *Huggles a miniature Mickey Mouse plooshie* *sip*
Bijou/Orlando: That's great, but how'd you *sip* get on Lottabob Island?
Sandy/Martha: Oh, yeah! Well, as I was saying, I was at Disneyworld. Hillary was pa*sip*cking up and I wanted to browse around a little while so I went off exploring. Well, when I came *sip* back she was all packed up and the ticket was on the table. I saw it, I thought it said Plane 6. So, I hopped in her bag and we went to the airport. While she was waiting *sip* for the plane to arrive, I explored. Then, on this loud speaker, a woman's voice said, "Plane 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 have arrived."
Speaker: Hi! *waves* Hey, where's my tea?
Dexter/Avril: *throws Tea at the speaker* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ha! Isn't life *sip* so complicated, Mister Speaker???
Sandy/Martha: So, I scurried into plane 6. I couldn't find Hillary anywhere! And then I relized I read the ticket upside down and she was on Plane 9. I tried to get off, but it was too late. So, I flew to Hawaii. And *sip*then these hams I met there took me to Lottabob: The *sip* Non-Human island. So there. Happy with my story?
Boss/Celine: Yes.
Everyone: *gives the 'thumbs up'*
Boss/Celine: I laughed.
Everyone: *grins evilly*
Boss/Celine: I cried,
Everyone: *wipes eye*
Boss/Celine: I learned that RoseArt Washable School Glue is Safe, Non- Toxic!
Everyone: *squirts RoseArt Washable School Glue (which is Safe, Non-Toxic), EVERYWHERE* WHEEEEE!!! ^____________________________________________^
Sandy/Martha: Eww.Sticky.
*They Arrive At The ClubHouse*
~*~Scene 2-The ClubHouse~*~
Hamtaro/Courtney: It's great to be home.
Boss/Celine: Yeah.
Oxnard/Ozzy: *pulls out drug-toast* Eww.Itsburntdarnitihateyoutoastyoustinkyousuckwahiwantmymommy!!!
Bijou/Orlando: Oxnard, it looks like your toast it ruined.
Oxnard/Ozzy: *kicks toaster*
Toaster:*slides and flips across the room*
Everyone: Hey! HOW'D YOU GET IT TO MOVE?
Snoozer/Elijah: zuzuzu.give.zuzuzu.things.zuzuzu.time.zuzuzu.and.zuzuzu.things.zuzuzu.will.z uzuzu.become drunk.
Everyone: YAAAY! THE TOASTER MOVED! *dances*
~END OF CHAPTER 6~
Dark Witch: Sorry if that was short. I guarantee Chapter Seven, the final chapter, will be long. It will include a one of my favorite forms of songs: PARODY! And Jingle/Tom will be in the last one! YAAY! Go Cheese Whiz!
Early Credits:
I, Dark Witch, did not create anything involving Hamtaro besides this fic. Ritsuko Kawai obviously created Hamtaro. And I Love Disney World! ^_______________^ Yaaaaay Mickey Mouse!
Actors/Actresses:
Hamtaro- Courtney Cox Arquette (From Friends) Boss- Celine Dion (Singer) Snoozer- Elijah Wood (From The Lord of the Rings) Bijou- Orlando Bloom (From The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean) Oxnard- Ozzy Osbourne (From The Osbornes) Penelope- Justin Timberlake (Singer) Pashmina- Anna Nicole Smith (From The Anna Nicole Show) Maxwell-Nelly Panda- Britney Spears (Singer) Elder Ham- Marshall Mathers Eminem (Rapper) Dexter- Avril Lavigne (Singer/Sk8er Punk) Howdy- Adam Sandler (Singer/Comedian) Stan- Mike Meyers (From Austin Powers) Jingle- Tom Green (Comedian) Cappy- Weird Al Yankovic (Singer/Parody Writer) Sandy-Martha Stewart (From Her Show That I Don't Know What Its Called)
Chappie 6-
~*~Scene 1-The Boat~*~
*It's pouring raining, so they go hide inside the bottom of the boat and drink tea.*
Hamtaro/Courtney: So, Sandy, how'd you *sip* get on Lottabob Island? *sip*
Sandy/Martha: Well, Hillary and I decided to go on vacation. We *sip* went to Disney World, Florida. It was a lot of fun. I saw these giant mouse- people and giant chipmunks. Of course I had to stay in the 'Hotel' but I snuck with Hillary anyway. I loved *sip* Disney World. *Huggles a miniature Mickey Mouse plooshie* *sip*
Bijou/Orlando: That's great, but how'd you *sip* get on Lottabob Island?
Sandy/Martha: Oh, yeah! Well, as I was saying, I was at Disneyworld. Hillary was pa*sip*cking up and I wanted to browse around a little while so I went off exploring. Well, when I came *sip* back she was all packed up and the ticket was on the table. I saw it, I thought it said Plane 6. So, I hopped in her bag and we went to the airport. While she was waiting *sip* for the plane to arrive, I explored. Then, on this loud speaker, a woman's voice said, "Plane 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 have arrived."
Speaker: Hi! *waves* Hey, where's my tea?
Dexter/Avril: *throws Tea at the speaker* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ha! Isn't life *sip* so complicated, Mister Speaker???
Sandy/Martha: So, I scurried into plane 6. I couldn't find Hillary anywhere! And then I relized I read the ticket upside down and she was on Plane 9. I tried to get off, but it was too late. So, I flew to Hawaii. And *sip*then these hams I met there took me to Lottabob: The *sip* Non-Human island. So there. Happy with my story?
Boss/Celine: Yes.
Everyone: *gives the 'thumbs up'*
Boss/Celine: I laughed.
Everyone: *grins evilly*
Boss/Celine: I cried,
Everyone: *wipes eye*
Boss/Celine: I learned that RoseArt Washable School Glue is Safe, Non- Toxic!
Everyone: *squirts RoseArt Washable School Glue (which is Safe, Non-Toxic), EVERYWHERE* WHEEEEE!!! ^____________________________________________^
Sandy/Martha: Eww.Sticky.
*They Arrive At The ClubHouse*
~*~Scene 2-The ClubHouse~*~
Hamtaro/Courtney: It's great to be home.
Boss/Celine: Yeah.
Oxnard/Ozzy: *pulls out drug-toast* Eww.Itsburntdarnitihateyoutoastyoustinkyousuckwahiwantmymommy!!!
Bijou/Orlando: Oxnard, it looks like your toast it ruined.
Oxnard/Ozzy: *kicks toaster*
Toaster:*slides and flips across the room*
Everyone: Hey! HOW'D YOU GET IT TO MOVE?
Snoozer/Elijah: zuzuzu.give.zuzuzu.things.zuzuzu.time.zuzuzu.and.zuzuzu.things.zuzuzu.will.z uzuzu.become drunk.
Everyone: YAAAY! THE TOASTER MOVED! *dances*
~END OF CHAPTER 6~
Dark Witch: Sorry if that was short. I guarantee Chapter Seven, the final chapter, will be long. It will include a one of my favorite forms of songs: PARODY! And Jingle/Tom will be in the last one! YAAY! Go Cheese Whiz!