HaMTaRo! The Annoying-Celebrity Play
Early Credits:
I, Dark Witch, did not create anything involving Hamtaro besides this fic. Ritsuko Kawai obviously created Hamtaro. And I wrote all the parodies so no stealin! =D LAST CHAPPIE! Sorry for takin awhile to post.
Actors/Actresses:
Hamtaro- Courtney Cox Arquette (From Friends) Boss- Celine Dion (Singer) Snoozer- Elijah Wood (From The Lord of the Rings) Bijou- Orlando Bloom (From The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean) Oxnard- Ozzy Osbourne (From The Osbornes) Penelope- Justin Timberlake (Singer) Pashmina- Anna Nicole Smith (From The Anna Nicole Show) Maxwell-Nelly Panda- Britney Spears (Singer) Elder Ham- Marshall Mathers Eminem (Rapper) Dexter- Avril Lavigne (Singer/Sk8er Punk) Howdy- Adam Sandler (Singer/Comedian) Stan- Mike Meyers (From Austin Powers) Jingle- Tom Green (Comedian) Cappy- Weird Al Yankovic (Singer/Parody Writer) Sandy-Martha Stewart (From Her Show That I Don't Know What Its Called)
Chappie 7-
~*~Scene 1-The New Room~*~
Sandy/Martha: This room looks horrible! I need to re-design this piece of crap!
Pashmina/Anna: HEY! My designer designed this! Don't go dissin' pink faux fur, girlfriend!
Elder Ham/Eminem: Yo, b*tches! I recommend yo get yo acts together!
Sandy/Martha: Well, let me get out the best designing materials and you should all leave. I'm gonna re-do this room..NOW!!!!!!
*Sandy/Martha takes a box of Crayola Crayons. She draws all over the walls, ceiling, and floor.*
Sandy/Martha: There! Finished! And it's beautiful!
Hamtaro/Courtney: It smelled like *hif* *hif* CRAYONS!
Boss/Celine: What should we make the new room as?
*All the hams write down what they think it should be made into and put the paper into Bob's purple pants.
Bob: And the new room is going to be..*pulls all slips out of pants*.A CHORAL ROOM! YAAAY
Everyone: Yaaay!
*Everyone stands on risers with choral music in their paws/hands. They begin to sing.*
Bijou/Orlando: It's Time To Be Weird!
Sandy/Martha: Re-Design, Re-Design Whoo!
Pashmina/Anna: Pink Faux Fur!
Penelope/Justin: When I'm With Panda I Feel Much Better
Jingle/Tom: No more rhyme!
Oxnard/Ozzy: I like to bake drugs with the toast-er.
Elder Ham/Eminem: D*mn toaster
Panda/Britney: If 'Lo-pe talks wrong I won't let her!
Jingle/Tom: NO MORE RHYME!
Hamtaro/Courtney: Fake hamsters weird adventures!
Boss/Celine: No time to be weird lets try to be very funny
Maxwell/Nelly: But it won't work as long as 'Spatula's with Bunny
Howdy/Adam: Even though she re-designed I think that she'd rob
Dexter/Avril: We should've really left Sandy at Lottabob
Sandy/Martha: *steals toaster and snickers evilly*
Snoozer/Elijah. *sarcasticly* Whoo.
Jingle/Tom: NO MORE RHYME!
Boss/Celine: Snoozer, Howdy, Penelope, Panda.
Jingle/Tom: 'GOT THE TIME?
Hamtaro/Courtney: Oxnard, Bijou, Cappy, Maxwell.
Jingle/Tom: (I'm) OUTTA MY MIND!
Bijou/Orlando: Dexter, Boss, Pashmina Jingle.
Elder Ham/Eminem: WHATTA BOUT' ME?
Cappy/Al: Hey I wrote this I demand some major respect! WHEE!
Jingle/Tom: Stop The Rhyme!
Everyone Else: (But) The Rhyme's Here To Help You!
Jingle/Tom: What The Crap?
Everyone Else: Dark Witch's Rhyme Is For You!
*Everyone takes a deep breath and sits down around the table.*
Hamtaro/Courtney: I wonder why we never took out that toaster.
Everyone: Who knows.
Sandy/Martha: Did you ever get the idea that Penelope likes Pashmina, and vice versa?
*Jingle/Tom secretly scurries out and into the Choral room with his guitar. He strums his guitar horribly and begins his last rhyme of this story, since it is the last chappie.*
Jingle/Tom:
So to all of you readers
Who wasted their time
Reading this thing
And hearing me rhyme
Let it clear your mind
'Hope it'll fade away
Well, that's all
For HaMTaRo: The Annoying Celebrity Play
~THE END~
Dark Witch: Yesh, that was a parody to Hamtaro Time! ^___^ *sniffle* The Hyperness IS Over! *sniffle* Well, it was fun writing this. I hope everyone who read it enjoyed it. I made Sandy one of the main characters because in the series there's only 2 with her mainly in it. I hope you all didn't think it was a waste of my time to do all this. Tell me what you think. Review or e-mail me at: Nilla1990@aol.com.
Early Credits:
I, Dark Witch, did not create anything involving Hamtaro besides this fic. Ritsuko Kawai obviously created Hamtaro. And I wrote all the parodies so no stealin! =D LAST CHAPPIE! Sorry for takin awhile to post.
Actors/Actresses:
Hamtaro- Courtney Cox Arquette (From Friends) Boss- Celine Dion (Singer) Snoozer- Elijah Wood (From The Lord of the Rings) Bijou- Orlando Bloom (From The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean) Oxnard- Ozzy Osbourne (From The Osbornes) Penelope- Justin Timberlake (Singer) Pashmina- Anna Nicole Smith (From The Anna Nicole Show) Maxwell-Nelly Panda- Britney Spears (Singer) Elder Ham- Marshall Mathers Eminem (Rapper) Dexter- Avril Lavigne (Singer/Sk8er Punk) Howdy- Adam Sandler (Singer/Comedian) Stan- Mike Meyers (From Austin Powers) Jingle- Tom Green (Comedian) Cappy- Weird Al Yankovic (Singer/Parody Writer) Sandy-Martha Stewart (From Her Show That I Don't Know What Its Called)
Chappie 7-
~*~Scene 1-The New Room~*~
Sandy/Martha: This room looks horrible! I need to re-design this piece of crap!
Pashmina/Anna: HEY! My designer designed this! Don't go dissin' pink faux fur, girlfriend!
Elder Ham/Eminem: Yo, b*tches! I recommend yo get yo acts together!
Sandy/Martha: Well, let me get out the best designing materials and you should all leave. I'm gonna re-do this room..NOW!!!!!!
*Sandy/Martha takes a box of Crayola Crayons. She draws all over the walls, ceiling, and floor.*
Sandy/Martha: There! Finished! And it's beautiful!
Hamtaro/Courtney: It smelled like *hif* *hif* CRAYONS!
Boss/Celine: What should we make the new room as?
*All the hams write down what they think it should be made into and put the paper into Bob's purple pants.
Bob: And the new room is going to be..*pulls all slips out of pants*.A CHORAL ROOM! YAAAY
Everyone: Yaaay!
*Everyone stands on risers with choral music in their paws/hands. They begin to sing.*
Bijou/Orlando: It's Time To Be Weird!
Sandy/Martha: Re-Design, Re-Design Whoo!
Pashmina/Anna: Pink Faux Fur!
Penelope/Justin: When I'm With Panda I Feel Much Better
Jingle/Tom: No more rhyme!
Oxnard/Ozzy: I like to bake drugs with the toast-er.
Elder Ham/Eminem: D*mn toaster
Panda/Britney: If 'Lo-pe talks wrong I won't let her!
Jingle/Tom: NO MORE RHYME!
Hamtaro/Courtney: Fake hamsters weird adventures!
Boss/Celine: No time to be weird lets try to be very funny
Maxwell/Nelly: But it won't work as long as 'Spatula's with Bunny
Howdy/Adam: Even though she re-designed I think that she'd rob
Dexter/Avril: We should've really left Sandy at Lottabob
Sandy/Martha: *steals toaster and snickers evilly*
Snoozer/Elijah. *sarcasticly* Whoo.
Jingle/Tom: NO MORE RHYME!
Boss/Celine: Snoozer, Howdy, Penelope, Panda.
Jingle/Tom: 'GOT THE TIME?
Hamtaro/Courtney: Oxnard, Bijou, Cappy, Maxwell.
Jingle/Tom: (I'm) OUTTA MY MIND!
Bijou/Orlando: Dexter, Boss, Pashmina Jingle.
Elder Ham/Eminem: WHATTA BOUT' ME?
Cappy/Al: Hey I wrote this I demand some major respect! WHEE!
Jingle/Tom: Stop The Rhyme!
Everyone Else: (But) The Rhyme's Here To Help You!
Jingle/Tom: What The Crap?
Everyone Else: Dark Witch's Rhyme Is For You!
*Everyone takes a deep breath and sits down around the table.*
Hamtaro/Courtney: I wonder why we never took out that toaster.
Everyone: Who knows.
Sandy/Martha: Did you ever get the idea that Penelope likes Pashmina, and vice versa?
*Jingle/Tom secretly scurries out and into the Choral room with his guitar. He strums his guitar horribly and begins his last rhyme of this story, since it is the last chappie.*
Jingle/Tom:
So to all of you readers
Who wasted their time
Reading this thing
And hearing me rhyme
Let it clear your mind
'Hope it'll fade away
Well, that's all
For HaMTaRo: The Annoying Celebrity Play
~THE END~
Dark Witch: Yesh, that was a parody to Hamtaro Time! ^___^ *sniffle* The Hyperness IS Over! *sniffle* Well, it was fun writing this. I hope everyone who read it enjoyed it. I made Sandy one of the main characters because in the series there's only 2 with her mainly in it. I hope you all didn't think it was a waste of my time to do all this. Tell me what you think. Review or e-mail me at: Nilla1990@aol.com.