Zelda Hi-Tech
Disclaimer: The same as everyone else's stuff on this site. I DON'T OWN IT!
A/N: For ??: -_-() = The -_- is the facial expression for when you hear some thing extremely lame that doesn't even deserve a groan, and the () is a sweatdrop like you see in anime. At least, that's what I think it is..... and don't feel stupid. It took me a long time to figure it out myself.
Sector 2: The Guest Quarters
**everyone arrives in quarters: girls in one, boys next door**
**Let's start with the girls, shall we?**
ZELDA: **looking out the window** Where are we?
SARIA: There has to be something edible here...
RUTO: Hey...this shower doesn't use water?!
IMPA: What? Let me see..**everyone goes into the bathroom and turns on the shower, nothing comes out (sonic showers, they don't use water)**
NABOORU: What good is this?
**everyone back into the main room**
SARIA: We are going to starve if we don't find something to eat..
NABOORU: **at replicator pushing random buttons** I wonder what this thing does...
REPLICATOR: **7-course turkey dinner**
ALL: O_O
ZELDA: **carefully takes it out and puts it on the table** I wonder how it tastes..it looks like food..
NABOORU: **uses her scimitar to carve the turkey** looks pretty good..
SARIA: It looks like it used to be an animal.
IMPA: Tecktite is too...
SARIA: I'm vegetarian.
NABOORU: There must be something here.....**goes back to replicator and starts pushing buttons again**
REPLICATOR: **Klingon food appears**
ZELDA: What are you making over there? It smells awful.
NABOORU: I have no clue...but it looks awful too..how do we get rid of it?
REPLICATOR: **food disappears**
SARIA: Hey, let me try something. **goes up to replicator** How about some vegetables?
REPLICATOR: **salad plate**
SARIA: Much better. **takes it**
ZELDA: **with a piece of turkey in her mouth** This stuff isn't too bad..
IMPA: Don't speak with your mouth full.
ZELDA: See if I care.
RUTO: Tastes a bit like Tecktite, but not...I wonder what it is called?
ALL: **sit down and enjoy the entire meal**
**Let's check on the guys, shall we?**
SHEIK: **dancing funny**
LINK: You all right over there?
SHEIK: I gotta go...
GANNON: I think this is the bathroom over here...**gets knocked out of the way by Sheik**
SHEIK: **closes door..you all know what the next part is**
LINK: Boy, he really did have to go.
DARUNIA: **at replicator** I wonder what this is supposed to be? **starts pushing buttons**
REPLICATOR: **boiled lobster**
DARUNIA: Hey, look at this thing...it looks like a messed up tecktite..
RAURU: **rushes over** FOOD?!
DARUNIA: No clue.
RAURU: Hmmmmmm....
SHEIK: **from inside bathroom** Hey.....how do you flush this thing?
LINK: What, you can't even flush a toilet?
SHEIK: There is no handle!
GANNON: Why don't you wish for it to flush? **starts laughing**
SHEIK: **getting pissed** ALL RIGHT, FLUSH YOU STUPID.....Hey, it worked. o_o
ALL: O_O
SHEIK: **comes out**
DARUNIA: Wash your hands.
SHEIK: I can't, there is no water coming out of the faucet. (same idea as the shower)
LINK: You're kidding, right? **goes to check**
SHEIK: **uses magic to clean his hands**
LINK: **comes back** He's right. O_o
DARUNIA: Is anyone besides Rauru getting hungry?
GANNON: Actually, yes.
DARUNIA: **starts pushing random buttons again**
REPLICATOR: **Surf 'n Turf**
RAURU: Is this supposed to be fish?
LINK: I think so...You first Rauru.
RAURU: I don't think so..
GANNON: You guys are such babies. **takes plate and brings it over to table**
DARUNIA: **looking at replicator** I wonder if this thing can make rocks...
REPLICATOR VOICE: **PLEASE SPECIFY TYPE**
DARUNIA: Marble?
REPLICATOR: **huge marble rock**
DARUNIA: I think I like this thing....what about you...guys....
EVERYONE ELSE: **stuffing faces**
DARUNIA: Why me....
I'm not sure if I should shove them in the transporter next, or make the crew show up. Which do you prefer?
Disclaimer: The same as everyone else's stuff on this site. I DON'T OWN IT!
A/N: For ??: -_-() = The -_- is the facial expression for when you hear some thing extremely lame that doesn't even deserve a groan, and the () is a sweatdrop like you see in anime. At least, that's what I think it is..... and don't feel stupid. It took me a long time to figure it out myself.
Sector 2: The Guest Quarters
**everyone arrives in quarters: girls in one, boys next door**
**Let's start with the girls, shall we?**
ZELDA: **looking out the window** Where are we?
SARIA: There has to be something edible here...
RUTO: Hey...this shower doesn't use water?!
IMPA: What? Let me see..**everyone goes into the bathroom and turns on the shower, nothing comes out (sonic showers, they don't use water)**
NABOORU: What good is this?
**everyone back into the main room**
SARIA: We are going to starve if we don't find something to eat..
NABOORU: **at replicator pushing random buttons** I wonder what this thing does...
REPLICATOR: **7-course turkey dinner**
ALL: O_O
ZELDA: **carefully takes it out and puts it on the table** I wonder how it tastes..it looks like food..
NABOORU: **uses her scimitar to carve the turkey** looks pretty good..
SARIA: It looks like it used to be an animal.
IMPA: Tecktite is too...
SARIA: I'm vegetarian.
NABOORU: There must be something here.....**goes back to replicator and starts pushing buttons again**
REPLICATOR: **Klingon food appears**
ZELDA: What are you making over there? It smells awful.
NABOORU: I have no clue...but it looks awful too..how do we get rid of it?
REPLICATOR: **food disappears**
SARIA: Hey, let me try something. **goes up to replicator** How about some vegetables?
REPLICATOR: **salad plate**
SARIA: Much better. **takes it**
ZELDA: **with a piece of turkey in her mouth** This stuff isn't too bad..
IMPA: Don't speak with your mouth full.
ZELDA: See if I care.
RUTO: Tastes a bit like Tecktite, but not...I wonder what it is called?
ALL: **sit down and enjoy the entire meal**
**Let's check on the guys, shall we?**
SHEIK: **dancing funny**
LINK: You all right over there?
SHEIK: I gotta go...
GANNON: I think this is the bathroom over here...**gets knocked out of the way by Sheik**
SHEIK: **closes door..you all know what the next part is**
LINK: Boy, he really did have to go.
DARUNIA: **at replicator** I wonder what this is supposed to be? **starts pushing buttons**
REPLICATOR: **boiled lobster**
DARUNIA: Hey, look at this thing...it looks like a messed up tecktite..
RAURU: **rushes over** FOOD?!
DARUNIA: No clue.
RAURU: Hmmmmmm....
SHEIK: **from inside bathroom** Hey.....how do you flush this thing?
LINK: What, you can't even flush a toilet?
SHEIK: There is no handle!
GANNON: Why don't you wish for it to flush? **starts laughing**
SHEIK: **getting pissed** ALL RIGHT, FLUSH YOU STUPID.....Hey, it worked. o_o
ALL: O_O
SHEIK: **comes out**
DARUNIA: Wash your hands.
SHEIK: I can't, there is no water coming out of the faucet. (same idea as the shower)
LINK: You're kidding, right? **goes to check**
SHEIK: **uses magic to clean his hands**
LINK: **comes back** He's right. O_o
DARUNIA: Is anyone besides Rauru getting hungry?
GANNON: Actually, yes.
DARUNIA: **starts pushing random buttons again**
REPLICATOR: **Surf 'n Turf**
RAURU: Is this supposed to be fish?
LINK: I think so...You first Rauru.
RAURU: I don't think so..
GANNON: You guys are such babies. **takes plate and brings it over to table**
DARUNIA: **looking at replicator** I wonder if this thing can make rocks...
REPLICATOR VOICE: **PLEASE SPECIFY TYPE**
DARUNIA: Marble?
REPLICATOR: **huge marble rock**
DARUNIA: I think I like this thing....what about you...guys....
EVERYONE ELSE: **stuffing faces**
DARUNIA: Why me....
I'm not sure if I should shove them in the transporter next, or make the crew show up. Which do you prefer?