Zelda Hi-Tech
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or Star Trek.
**both groups meet up in the corridor**
LINK: Did you guys manage to get some food?
ZELDA: Yeah, but it was really strange stuff. Pretty good though.
SHEIK: Same over here. So now what do we do?
RUTO: Split up and look around?
SARIA: Yeah...but use the buddy system!!
**and so, they go off. For your convenience, here are the pairs (nothing is implied here. This is random paring, well, somewhat anyway): Saria/Darunia, Link/Zelda, Nabooru/Sheik, Gannondorf/Impa, and Ruto/Rauru**
**meanwhile.....on the bridge**
PICARD: Will, did you leave the viewscreen on again?
RIKER: No. **looks** someone turned it on.
PICARD: Well, Guinan is here..
RIKER: She never comes to the bridge though.
TROI: There are other people on board.
DATA: That is not possible. The entire crew and civilian population is on the planet's surface.
TROI: I know what I am talking about Data. There are some people here...but I am not familiar with their races.
DATA: Should we investigate Captain?
PICARD: Split into teams and search them out.
**Trek Teams: Picard/Worf, Riker/Troi, LaForge/Crusher, and Data is all by his lonesome..**
**teams: head for different decks**
**Z-Group 1**
DARUNIA: You can't really get anywhere fast here.....there are so many corridors.
SARIA: No trees, no plants....not even a flower....what kind of culture is this?
DARUNIA: Calm down Saria. Here, lets go in here.
**ENTER SICKBAY :)**
**Z-Group 2**
LINK: This is exciting.
ZELDA: Oh yeah. Hey, I wonder what's down here?
LINK: Only one way to find out. **opens door**
**ENTER STELLAR CARTOGRAPHY**
BOTH: O_O
ZELDA: It looks like the night sky.....only way messed up.
LINK: **at one of the panels** Hmmmm..**starts pushing buttons**
STARS: **rearrange to spell I Love Zelda**
ZELDA: Awwwwwwwww...Link......you are sooooo sweet..
LINK: ^_^
DATA: **comes in**
LINK/ZELDA: O_O
DATA: Please explain your presence on this ship.
LINK/ZELDA: O_O
DATA: Perhaps you do not understand my language...**checks Universal Translator**
LINK: What are you?!
DATA: **looks up** I am an Android.
ZELDA: A WHAT?!
DATA: Please explain why you are here.
LINK: Because we were brought here?
DATA: By what means were you brought here?
ZELDA: That's what we would like to know.
DATA: Please come with me. **goes over to a panel and puts the star chart back the way it was before, then leads Link and Zelda out**
**Z-Group 3**
NABOORU: Why did she put me with you?
SHEIK: So I can keep an eye on you.
NABOORU: **growl**
SHEIK: Anyway....heh heh.... What's over here? **opens random door**
**ENTER SHUTTLE BAY**
NABOORU: What are those things? **pointing to Shuttle Craft**
SHEIK: Only one way to find out...
**Both enter a shuttle. Hatch closes behind them**
NABOORU: This looks like some kind of box....
SHEIK: **looking behind them** The door closed.
NABOORU: Good. No one can sneak up on us now.
SHEIK: **sigh**
**Both sit in the pilot/co-pilot seats**
NABOORU: Now what?
**Staring at the panel**
SHEIK: What's your favorite color?
NABOORU: Orange.
SHEIK: **starts pushing orange controls**
SHUTTLECRAFT: **lift off**
SHEIK: We're moving!!
NABOORU: **starts pushing random buttons**
BAY DOORS: **open, forcefield in place**
SHUTTLE: **flies out**
BOTH: O_O
SHEIK: Now what do we do?
PICARD/WORF: **enter bay and see shuttle take off. They get in another and chase**
**One more**
IMPA: Of everyone in the whole world, why do I have to be with you?
GANNON: Would you rather be with Rauru?
IMPA: I can just as easily have gone on my own.
GANNON: **opens a door** I wonder what is in here......
**ENTER GYMNASIUM**
IMPA: Not bad...
GANNON: What are these? **picks up some weights**
IMPA: Not sure. **walks around the room a bit** Hey, look at this...
GANNON: **goes over**
**Racquetball court**
GANNON: That is a strange place..
IMPA: I wonder what kind of rituals they need all this for?
**Riker & Troi enter and see them**
RIKER: DON'T MOVE!!! **pulls out phaser**
IMPA/GANNON: **turn around** O_O
TROI: What are you doing here?
GANNON: Exploring?
IMPA: -_-
RIKER: Where are you from?
GANNON/IMPA: Hyrule.
RIKER/TROI: **look at each other**
IMPA: We just kinda got here...no clue how.
GANNON: So what kind of crazy religion needs all this?
RIKER: Religion?
TROI: This is the Gym.
IMPA: The what?
TROI: You know....keep in shape....
GANNON: I guess....
RIKER: **taps his comm.** Riker to Picard**
PICARD: **vo** I'm kinda in the middle of something!
RIKER: Sir, we found 2 of them.
PICARD: **vo** Ask them who is in the shuttlecraft.
RIKER: **looks at Impa and Gannon**
IMPA: We don't even get a description?
GANNON: What's a shuttlecraft?
RIKER: They need a description.
PICARD: **vo** Well, on looks like sort of like a mummy....the other I'm not really sure of.
IMPA: One of them sounds like Sheik. The other would be Nabooru.
RIKER: Did you get that?
PICARD: Yes. Bring them to the Lounge. We'll all meet up there ASAP.
TROI: This way.
To be continued.....
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or Star Trek.
**both groups meet up in the corridor**
LINK: Did you guys manage to get some food?
ZELDA: Yeah, but it was really strange stuff. Pretty good though.
SHEIK: Same over here. So now what do we do?
RUTO: Split up and look around?
SARIA: Yeah...but use the buddy system!!
**and so, they go off. For your convenience, here are the pairs (nothing is implied here. This is random paring, well, somewhat anyway): Saria/Darunia, Link/Zelda, Nabooru/Sheik, Gannondorf/Impa, and Ruto/Rauru**
**meanwhile.....on the bridge**
PICARD: Will, did you leave the viewscreen on again?
RIKER: No. **looks** someone turned it on.
PICARD: Well, Guinan is here..
RIKER: She never comes to the bridge though.
TROI: There are other people on board.
DATA: That is not possible. The entire crew and civilian population is on the planet's surface.
TROI: I know what I am talking about Data. There are some people here...but I am not familiar with their races.
DATA: Should we investigate Captain?
PICARD: Split into teams and search them out.
**Trek Teams: Picard/Worf, Riker/Troi, LaForge/Crusher, and Data is all by his lonesome..**
**teams: head for different decks**
**Z-Group 1**
DARUNIA: You can't really get anywhere fast here.....there are so many corridors.
SARIA: No trees, no plants....not even a flower....what kind of culture is this?
DARUNIA: Calm down Saria. Here, lets go in here.
**ENTER SICKBAY :)**
**Z-Group 2**
LINK: This is exciting.
ZELDA: Oh yeah. Hey, I wonder what's down here?
LINK: Only one way to find out. **opens door**
**ENTER STELLAR CARTOGRAPHY**
BOTH: O_O
ZELDA: It looks like the night sky.....only way messed up.
LINK: **at one of the panels** Hmmmm..**starts pushing buttons**
STARS: **rearrange to spell I Love Zelda**
ZELDA: Awwwwwwwww...Link......you are sooooo sweet..
LINK: ^_^
DATA: **comes in**
LINK/ZELDA: O_O
DATA: Please explain your presence on this ship.
LINK/ZELDA: O_O
DATA: Perhaps you do not understand my language...**checks Universal Translator**
LINK: What are you?!
DATA: **looks up** I am an Android.
ZELDA: A WHAT?!
DATA: Please explain why you are here.
LINK: Because we were brought here?
DATA: By what means were you brought here?
ZELDA: That's what we would like to know.
DATA: Please come with me. **goes over to a panel and puts the star chart back the way it was before, then leads Link and Zelda out**
**Z-Group 3**
NABOORU: Why did she put me with you?
SHEIK: So I can keep an eye on you.
NABOORU: **growl**
SHEIK: Anyway....heh heh.... What's over here? **opens random door**
**ENTER SHUTTLE BAY**
NABOORU: What are those things? **pointing to Shuttle Craft**
SHEIK: Only one way to find out...
**Both enter a shuttle. Hatch closes behind them**
NABOORU: This looks like some kind of box....
SHEIK: **looking behind them** The door closed.
NABOORU: Good. No one can sneak up on us now.
SHEIK: **sigh**
**Both sit in the pilot/co-pilot seats**
NABOORU: Now what?
**Staring at the panel**
SHEIK: What's your favorite color?
NABOORU: Orange.
SHEIK: **starts pushing orange controls**
SHUTTLECRAFT: **lift off**
SHEIK: We're moving!!
NABOORU: **starts pushing random buttons**
BAY DOORS: **open, forcefield in place**
SHUTTLE: **flies out**
BOTH: O_O
SHEIK: Now what do we do?
PICARD/WORF: **enter bay and see shuttle take off. They get in another and chase**
**One more**
IMPA: Of everyone in the whole world, why do I have to be with you?
GANNON: Would you rather be with Rauru?
IMPA: I can just as easily have gone on my own.
GANNON: **opens a door** I wonder what is in here......
**ENTER GYMNASIUM**
IMPA: Not bad...
GANNON: What are these? **picks up some weights**
IMPA: Not sure. **walks around the room a bit** Hey, look at this...
GANNON: **goes over**
**Racquetball court**
GANNON: That is a strange place..
IMPA: I wonder what kind of rituals they need all this for?
**Riker & Troi enter and see them**
RIKER: DON'T MOVE!!! **pulls out phaser**
IMPA/GANNON: **turn around** O_O
TROI: What are you doing here?
GANNON: Exploring?
IMPA: -_-
RIKER: Where are you from?
GANNON/IMPA: Hyrule.
RIKER/TROI: **look at each other**
IMPA: We just kinda got here...no clue how.
GANNON: So what kind of crazy religion needs all this?
RIKER: Religion?
TROI: This is the Gym.
IMPA: The what?
TROI: You know....keep in shape....
GANNON: I guess....
RIKER: **taps his comm.** Riker to Picard**
PICARD: **vo** I'm kinda in the middle of something!
RIKER: Sir, we found 2 of them.
PICARD: **vo** Ask them who is in the shuttlecraft.
RIKER: **looks at Impa and Gannon**
IMPA: We don't even get a description?
GANNON: What's a shuttlecraft?
RIKER: They need a description.
PICARD: **vo** Well, on looks like sort of like a mummy....the other I'm not really sure of.
IMPA: One of them sounds like Sheik. The other would be Nabooru.
RIKER: Did you get that?
PICARD: Yes. Bring them to the Lounge. We'll all meet up there ASAP.
TROI: This way.
To be continued.....