Zelda Hi-Tech
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, and I don't own Star Trek.
**In Sickbay**
SARIA: Wow, look at all this stuff..**holding a hypospray**
DARUNIA: **in Crusher's office** What is all this stuff?
SARIA: **going around injecting tables and chairs** I wonder what this thing is supposed to do....
**sfx: CRASH!!**
SARIA: **rushes over to Darunia** Are you all right?
DARUNIA: **getting up off of what used to be a biobed** I think so....these things aren't very strong..
SARIA: Well, what's over here?
**enter pediatric area**
SARIA: The stuff in here is a lot smaller..
DARUNIA: What are these? **holds up lollipop**
SARIA: I'm guessing some kind of medicine. It seems like this is all medical..but these people are pretty strange healers....
**Enter LaForge and Crusher**
CRUSHER: **sees destroyed biobed** What kind of insane person would do this? **looks around more** And one of my hyposprays is gone!
LAFORGE: Calm down. They can't be far.
**both go into pediatrics**
CRUSHER/LAFORGE/DARUNIA/SARIA: O_O
CRUSHER: Who are you people? And why are you wrecking my sickbay!!!???
SARIA: What's a sickbay?
CRUSHER: o_O You have the missing hypospray too!! **snatches it from Saria**
SARIA: You could have just said "please".
LAFORGE: Sorry, she is kinda possessive about this area. So who are you and why are you here?
DARUNIA: I'm Darunia, this is Saria, and we have no idea why we are here.
LAFORGE: Interesting ideas......probably some kind of temporal warp. We seem to encounter them a lot.
CRUSHER: Are you the one who broke the biobed?
DARUNIA: Is that what it was? It isn't very strong.....I just wanted to sit down a moment.
CRUSHER: **vein popping on her head**
LAFORGE: **taps communicator** LaForge to Captain**
PICARD: **vo** Can it wait?
LAFORGE: We found two of the intruders.
DARUNIA: Intruders?
SARIA: We didn't mean any harm...
PICARD: **vo** Bring them to the Lounge. Will and Deanna have also found a couple, and should be there. Hold still!!
LAFORGE:???
CRUSHER: Are you all right sir?
PICARD: **vo** Yeah, two of them have taken a shuttle. We'll be along when we can. And see if you can find Data.
LAFORGE: Yes sir. LaForge out. LaForge to Data.
SARIA: How are you doing that?
DATA: **vo** Yes Geordi?
LAFORGE: Did you find anyone?
DATA: **vo** Yes. They say they are called Link and Princess Zelda. I am bringing them to the bridge right now.
LAFORGE: Belay that. We are all meeting up in the Lounge.
DATA: **vo** Very well. We shall meet you there. Data out.
DARUNIA/SARIA: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
CRUSHER: Hmmmmmm....a civilization not as advanced as ours....
LAFORGE: Too late now. Let's go.
**head for Lounge**
**Shuttles!**
**shuttle 1**
NABOORU: Do you know how to drive this thing?!
SHEIK: Do you?!
NABOORU: **smashing controls** Take us back now!!
SHEIK: **also smashing controls** I would if I could!
NABOORU: We are going faster!! Make it stop!!
SHEIK: **pushing random controls** I can't!!
**shuttle 2**
PICARD: What the hell are they doing?
WORF: They are increasing speed.
PICARD: Hail them.
WORF: Open.
PICARD: To whomever is in that shuttle, please reduce speed and turn around. We don't want to fire on you.
**shuttle 1**
NABOORU: **both heard the speech** WE WOULD IF WE COULD JERK!!
**Shuttle 2**
PICARD: O_O
WORF: Now what?
PICARD: Tractor them and bring them in. If they have no control over it, that is the only humane option.
WORF: **catches other shuttle in tractor and brings it in.
**Shuttle Bay**
**both teams out of the shuttles**
PICARD: Now explain yourselves. What were you doing in the shuttle?
NABOORU: **hands are close to her scimitars** Checking it out.
WORF: **noticed** Take your hands away from your weapons.
NABOORU: :P
SHEIK: -_- We came here somehow and don't know how to get back.
PICARD: That would explain a bit. Where are you from?
NABOORU/SHEIK: Hyrule.
PICARD/WORF: ???
PICARD: Well, you and your friends can explain in the Lounge.
**all head off**
To be continued......maybe......
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda, and I don't own Star Trek.
**In Sickbay**
SARIA: Wow, look at all this stuff..**holding a hypospray**
DARUNIA: **in Crusher's office** What is all this stuff?
SARIA: **going around injecting tables and chairs** I wonder what this thing is supposed to do....
**sfx: CRASH!!**
SARIA: **rushes over to Darunia** Are you all right?
DARUNIA: **getting up off of what used to be a biobed** I think so....these things aren't very strong..
SARIA: Well, what's over here?
**enter pediatric area**
SARIA: The stuff in here is a lot smaller..
DARUNIA: What are these? **holds up lollipop**
SARIA: I'm guessing some kind of medicine. It seems like this is all medical..but these people are pretty strange healers....
**Enter LaForge and Crusher**
CRUSHER: **sees destroyed biobed** What kind of insane person would do this? **looks around more** And one of my hyposprays is gone!
LAFORGE: Calm down. They can't be far.
**both go into pediatrics**
CRUSHER/LAFORGE/DARUNIA/SARIA: O_O
CRUSHER: Who are you people? And why are you wrecking my sickbay!!!???
SARIA: What's a sickbay?
CRUSHER: o_O You have the missing hypospray too!! **snatches it from Saria**
SARIA: You could have just said "please".
LAFORGE: Sorry, she is kinda possessive about this area. So who are you and why are you here?
DARUNIA: I'm Darunia, this is Saria, and we have no idea why we are here.
LAFORGE: Interesting ideas......probably some kind of temporal warp. We seem to encounter them a lot.
CRUSHER: Are you the one who broke the biobed?
DARUNIA: Is that what it was? It isn't very strong.....I just wanted to sit down a moment.
CRUSHER: **vein popping on her head**
LAFORGE: **taps communicator** LaForge to Captain**
PICARD: **vo** Can it wait?
LAFORGE: We found two of the intruders.
DARUNIA: Intruders?
SARIA: We didn't mean any harm...
PICARD: **vo** Bring them to the Lounge. Will and Deanna have also found a couple, and should be there. Hold still!!
LAFORGE:???
CRUSHER: Are you all right sir?
PICARD: **vo** Yeah, two of them have taken a shuttle. We'll be along when we can. And see if you can find Data.
LAFORGE: Yes sir. LaForge out. LaForge to Data.
SARIA: How are you doing that?
DATA: **vo** Yes Geordi?
LAFORGE: Did you find anyone?
DATA: **vo** Yes. They say they are called Link and Princess Zelda. I am bringing them to the bridge right now.
LAFORGE: Belay that. We are all meeting up in the Lounge.
DATA: **vo** Very well. We shall meet you there. Data out.
DARUNIA/SARIA: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
CRUSHER: Hmmmmmm....a civilization not as advanced as ours....
LAFORGE: Too late now. Let's go.
**head for Lounge**
**Shuttles!**
**shuttle 1**
NABOORU: Do you know how to drive this thing?!
SHEIK: Do you?!
NABOORU: **smashing controls** Take us back now!!
SHEIK: **also smashing controls** I would if I could!
NABOORU: We are going faster!! Make it stop!!
SHEIK: **pushing random controls** I can't!!
**shuttle 2**
PICARD: What the hell are they doing?
WORF: They are increasing speed.
PICARD: Hail them.
WORF: Open.
PICARD: To whomever is in that shuttle, please reduce speed and turn around. We don't want to fire on you.
**shuttle 1**
NABOORU: **both heard the speech** WE WOULD IF WE COULD JERK!!
**Shuttle 2**
PICARD: O_O
WORF: Now what?
PICARD: Tractor them and bring them in. If they have no control over it, that is the only humane option.
WORF: **catches other shuttle in tractor and brings it in.
**Shuttle Bay**
**both teams out of the shuttles**
PICARD: Now explain yourselves. What were you doing in the shuttle?
NABOORU: **hands are close to her scimitars** Checking it out.
WORF: **noticed** Take your hands away from your weapons.
NABOORU: :P
SHEIK: -_- We came here somehow and don't know how to get back.
PICARD: That would explain a bit. Where are you from?
NABOORU/SHEIK: Hyrule.
PICARD/WORF: ???
PICARD: Well, you and your friends can explain in the Lounge.
**all head off**
To be continued......maybe......