Zelda Hi-Tech

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or Star Trek. K?

A/N: I WILL finish this, or at least get 10 chapters, whichever comes first. **shrug**

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**Lounge**

**Worf and Riker come in with Ruto and Rauru**

ZELDA: About time you two.

RUTO: What?

RAURU: I don't understand............what's going on?

LINK: Apparently, we're in their homes.

TROI: Not exactly.

**Ruto and Rauru sit down, Riker and Worf stand near the table**

PICARD: Now, once and for all, who are you and where are you from?

ZELDA: **glaring** We are from Hyrule, and I am the Princess.

CRUSHER: Medieval? They still have royalty?

DATA: Selifph IV still has a monarchy, as does.....

PICARD: **cutting him off** Thank you Data. How about the rest of you?

LINK: Hero of Time, and a Hylian like Zel.

RAURU: Sage.

NABOORU/GANNON: Gerudo Thieves.

T-CREW: **nervous glances**

RUTO: Zora.

SHEIK/IMPA: Sheikah.

DARUNIA: Goron.

SARIA: Kokiri.

LaFORGE: Diverse group.

DATA: The Federation is a diverse group as well, and.....

LaFORGE: I know Data.

RIKER: So now what?

RUTO: **staring at Worf**

WORF: **apparently oblivious**

ZELDA: I wanna go home right now!

PICARD: I don't know if we can grant that request.

ZELDA: That wasn't a request, THAT WAS AN ORDER FROM A PRINCESS!

PICARD: I'm sorry, but I don't answer to you, making your rank meaningless.

ZELDA: **growls**

LINK: Please.......I wanna go home too...

RIKER: We may be able to do something, if we can find out how you got here.

SARIA: **looking around** You know, I haven't heard anything out of Malon since we got here....

IMPA: Say, where is Malon?

PICARD: I thought you said that was everyone!!

LINK: I thought it was.

PICARD: **feeling that migraine** Data, if you don't mind......

DATA: Computer, locate unknown persons aboard this ship who are not currently in this room.

COMPUTER: Unknown being on Deck 12, section 14.

T-CREW: O_O

LaFORGE: That's the transporters!

PICARD: Will, Deanna, please hurry and get her.....

RIKER/TROI: **leave**

PICARD: **turns to Z-crew** Now, is everyone accounted for?

ZELDA: Let's see; Link, Saria, Darunia, Impa, Gannon, Sheik, Nabooru, Ruto, Malon, Rauru, and me. That should be everyone.

WORF: I hope so.

**in random hallway**

MALON: I knew I shouldn't have wandered off. What's in here?

**enters Transporter room 3**

MALON: Hmm, weird stuff. **walks over to control panel**

**Doors open and Riker and Troi enter**

RIKER: FREEZE!

MALON: O_O

TROI: Please don't touch that. Come with us.

MALON: **shrug** K. **follows**

**Back in Lounge**

RUTO: What kind of freak is he!

WORF: **struggling not to hurt her**

PICARD: I could ask the same of you.

ZELDA: Ruto, sit down and relax.

RUTO: **sits down and pouts**

LINK: So can we go home or what?

LaFORGE: We'll have to see.

CRUSHER: Won't it violate the Prime Directive to send them back?

PICARD: We'll worry about taking care of that as soon as we figure out how they got here.

**Riker, Troi, and Malon enter**

ZELDA: MALON! WHERE DID YOU GO!?

MALON: **small voice** I just wanted to check it out......

LaFORGE: You wanted to use the transporter? Do you even know what it does?

MALON: Ummmmmm, no?

IMPA: Something tells me we don't want to know.

NABOORU: For once we actually agree on something.

PICARD: **still feeling that migraine** Let's work on a way to get you home.