I Dreamed A Dream
I dreamed a dream in these minutes gone by
That Javert fell from the sky and landed in my bathtub
I said to myself "Hey I know this guy!"
Then I realized that I was naked.
I guess Javert realized that fact, too
Or at least I guessed from his expression
He averted his glance away from my boobs
And he told me nicely to "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
But my towel was so far
And I didn't want to flash him
What was I supposed to do?
Would he get it if I asked him?
I decided to ask him, and I grinned
'Cuz he came over with the towel
And before he knew it I had pulled him in!
And I was the happiest I'd ever been.
But then I woke up and realized it was just a dream!
And there was no Javert beside me
And noticing this I began to scream
"Why couldn't this have really happened?"
I woke and found it was just a dream
Oh, the horror, oh the longing!
Oh, what a life it would be!
But sadly, Javert does not belong to me.