D2 fun stuff part 2
The deserts of Khanduras Disclaimer: I own none of this Lut Gholein
Jerhyn: I am Jerhyn, Lord of Lut Gohlein. Necromancer: Where are the brothels? Warriv: That way.(Points to the "shady" part of town.) Necromancer: Yes! I have not gotten a piece of ass in fifty years!(Runs off) Barbarian: Maniac. A bar! Yes! In the western kingdoms you couldn't get a decent beer for love nor money! Barbarian runs to Atma's tavern. Assassin: Weirdo. The Barbarian is heard yelling Barbarian: I am not going to kill some ancient mummy just so I can drink here! I'm going to that inn! Barbarian goes to the desert rain and is heard yelling again Barbarian: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO GUINNESS?
Sewers
Radament: WE...LIVE...AGAIN. Necroskeletons: So do we! Radament: Cool! We should start a club for people who were raised from the dead by skinny jerks with stupid clothes! Necroskeletons: Yeah! With passwords and codenames and special hats! They leave and all the undead die. Sorceress: If Atma asks we killed him, right? Right? Necromancer: Hey a skill book!(Goes over and reads it but then the Paladin takes it)Hey! Paladin: If the plant ye wish to flee, go to sector seven B. Barbarian: Whah?
Halls of the dead
That unique thingy, you know, the one who curses you, is teaching all her "friends" maths. Oh yeah, it's Bloodwitch the Wild
BTW: And who can tell me the volume of this Horadric Cube? Barbarian: I can! BTW:All right dear, go ahead. Barbarian: It's 4 by 12 miss. And now I'm going to kill you miss! BTW: (Suddenly angry) Well, we'll see about that! Attack them my pretties! Paladin: Get the cube and run! Necromancer: Thank you! Guyver:(You know, from that film) Run, adventurers! I'll take care of these guys! Everyone: AAAARGH! Amazon: We'll be leaving now. (Sidesteps toward TP.)
The Maggot Lair
Coldworm the Burrower(Burrows deep underground and can't get up on account of it's fatness) Assassin: Well, that is the most sorry excuse for a set unique I've ever seen. Lord de Seis: My thoughts exactly. Amazon: What are you doing here? Barbarian: If you're in here then who's typing? Everyone slowly turns their heads in the direction of the screen. Everyone: AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord de Seis: Um. Uh. Well. CHAOS CONTROL!
The Claw Viper Temple
Fangskin: I am the fangskin! I will tear you apart! Barbarian:DIE! Druid charges at Fangskin only to come back again Druid:(Looking frazzled) I can't believe I fell for the car battery trick again! They smash the altar and the ray of light comes. Necromancer:Aaaaargh! The light! It burns!
The Palace Cellar
Druid: Hmmm, there sure are a lot of beds here.(winks at assassin) Assassin blushes and laughs. Dune Beast: ROAR! Necromancer: I think you need a breathmint or something, cause your breath STINKS! Dune Beast: WHUH? Paladin: I shall smite you in the name of Zakarum! Necromancer: HA! Paladin: Whaddaya mean, HA! Necromancer: I meant just what I said. HA! Sorceress: Alright you two break it up! Paladin:(Turning around and sulking) He started it. Necromancer: Did not! Paladin: Did too! Necromancer: Did not! Paladin: Did too! And so forth
The Arcane Sanctuary
The gang are going through the portallish path. Suddenly the Barbarian falls off. Barbarian: AAAARGH!(disappears deep into space only to reappear at the top and fall down again Barbarian: AAARGH! Amazon: I say we leave him there.(they walk on) Spectres: NYEER! Paladin: SHUT UP! Spectres: NYEER? Necromancer: I'll translate. What? Spectres: NYEER? Necromancer: Yes, we also hate the Prime Evils. Will you help us kill them? Spectres: NYEER! The Spectres follow the adventurers. Summoner: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Quest log pops up Druid: You heard the log. Summoner: Oh crap.
Tal Rasha's Chamber The heroes enter to find Duriel sitting in a leather armchair reading a book called The Life of Rocks Duriel: Looking for Baal? Paladin: Yes, as a matter of fact we are. Can you help us? Duriel: (Waves one scythe, I mean hand, in the direction of the big rock.) The heroes go through. Tyrael: I'm sorry, but you are too late. Now I'm off to bed. Night night. The heroes go through the TP only to join the Barbarian in the Arcane Sanctuary Everyone: AAARGH! Tyrael: (From heaven)Suckers.
An: Well, that's the second part. Tune in next time on Dragonba...I mean Diablo 2 Fun stuff.
The deserts of Khanduras Disclaimer: I own none of this Lut Gholein
Jerhyn: I am Jerhyn, Lord of Lut Gohlein. Necromancer: Where are the brothels? Warriv: That way.(Points to the "shady" part of town.) Necromancer: Yes! I have not gotten a piece of ass in fifty years!(Runs off) Barbarian: Maniac. A bar! Yes! In the western kingdoms you couldn't get a decent beer for love nor money! Barbarian runs to Atma's tavern. Assassin: Weirdo. The Barbarian is heard yelling Barbarian: I am not going to kill some ancient mummy just so I can drink here! I'm going to that inn! Barbarian goes to the desert rain and is heard yelling again Barbarian: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO GUINNESS?
Sewers
Radament: WE...LIVE...AGAIN. Necroskeletons: So do we! Radament: Cool! We should start a club for people who were raised from the dead by skinny jerks with stupid clothes! Necroskeletons: Yeah! With passwords and codenames and special hats! They leave and all the undead die. Sorceress: If Atma asks we killed him, right? Right? Necromancer: Hey a skill book!(Goes over and reads it but then the Paladin takes it)Hey! Paladin: If the plant ye wish to flee, go to sector seven B. Barbarian: Whah?
Halls of the dead
That unique thingy, you know, the one who curses you, is teaching all her "friends" maths. Oh yeah, it's Bloodwitch the Wild
BTW: And who can tell me the volume of this Horadric Cube? Barbarian: I can! BTW:All right dear, go ahead. Barbarian: It's 4 by 12 miss. And now I'm going to kill you miss! BTW: (Suddenly angry) Well, we'll see about that! Attack them my pretties! Paladin: Get the cube and run! Necromancer: Thank you! Guyver:(You know, from that film) Run, adventurers! I'll take care of these guys! Everyone: AAAARGH! Amazon: We'll be leaving now. (Sidesteps toward TP.)
The Maggot Lair
Coldworm the Burrower(Burrows deep underground and can't get up on account of it's fatness) Assassin: Well, that is the most sorry excuse for a set unique I've ever seen. Lord de Seis: My thoughts exactly. Amazon: What are you doing here? Barbarian: If you're in here then who's typing? Everyone slowly turns their heads in the direction of the screen. Everyone: AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord de Seis: Um. Uh. Well. CHAOS CONTROL!
The Claw Viper Temple
Fangskin: I am the fangskin! I will tear you apart! Barbarian:DIE! Druid charges at Fangskin only to come back again Druid:(Looking frazzled) I can't believe I fell for the car battery trick again! They smash the altar and the ray of light comes. Necromancer:Aaaaargh! The light! It burns!
The Palace Cellar
Druid: Hmmm, there sure are a lot of beds here.(winks at assassin) Assassin blushes and laughs. Dune Beast: ROAR! Necromancer: I think you need a breathmint or something, cause your breath STINKS! Dune Beast: WHUH? Paladin: I shall smite you in the name of Zakarum! Necromancer: HA! Paladin: Whaddaya mean, HA! Necromancer: I meant just what I said. HA! Sorceress: Alright you two break it up! Paladin:(Turning around and sulking) He started it. Necromancer: Did not! Paladin: Did too! Necromancer: Did not! Paladin: Did too! And so forth
The Arcane Sanctuary
The gang are going through the portallish path. Suddenly the Barbarian falls off. Barbarian: AAAARGH!(disappears deep into space only to reappear at the top and fall down again Barbarian: AAARGH! Amazon: I say we leave him there.(they walk on) Spectres: NYEER! Paladin: SHUT UP! Spectres: NYEER? Necromancer: I'll translate. What? Spectres: NYEER? Necromancer: Yes, we also hate the Prime Evils. Will you help us kill them? Spectres: NYEER! The Spectres follow the adventurers. Summoner: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Quest log pops up Druid: You heard the log. Summoner: Oh crap.
Tal Rasha's Chamber The heroes enter to find Duriel sitting in a leather armchair reading a book called The Life of Rocks Duriel: Looking for Baal? Paladin: Yes, as a matter of fact we are. Can you help us? Duriel: (Waves one scythe, I mean hand, in the direction of the big rock.) The heroes go through. Tyrael: I'm sorry, but you are too late. Now I'm off to bed. Night night. The heroes go through the TP only to join the Barbarian in the Arcane Sanctuary Everyone: AAARGH! Tyrael: (From heaven)Suckers.
An: Well, that's the second part. Tune in next time on Dragonba...I mean Diablo 2 Fun stuff.