Hey Everyone, Since i lost my OLD Fanfiction.net account i created a new one. Yup this is Mcamino, aka Troll. I am making this to be a romance story, but i will throw in some humor along the way, but NOTHING like my old fic HamHam high school (which by the way i will be reposting the old chapters soon with a few NEW ONES)
Well this is going to be a romance fic, that's pg13 rated. It's going to be some comedy and some pg13 scenes with sexual induendo. The couples will be boss/bijou, cappy/penelelope, and maxwell/sandy panda/pashmina hamtaro/sparkle (this couple might not be in the fic, i got writers block on that couple right now)
I wanted everyone to know I will be writing 2 VERSIONS of this fic. One will be rated pg-13 and be edited for content. Anyone who is 17 years or older who also wants to read the much more sexually explicit version its Rated R. so look there if you want to read that. And NO the R rated one won't be a lemon. It will just go into more detail about some of the romantic scenes i had to tone down to make it pg-13, but i still wanted to allow readers to enjoy if they are old enough (being this is a cartoon show aimed at 12 year olds, i rather post 2 diffrent versions then have the story rated r and no one reads it)
Oh yea, one final note before i start the fic... I will post a new chapter for every 5 reviews. so everyone review every chapter weither you hated it, liked it, leave your thoughts about what you think will/should happen next, flame me, whatever. I mean you dont have to :::hides C-4 explosive behind his back::: but i would like it alot.
SO without Further Delay Chapter 1 "Il Fungo Magico"
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BADA BADA BADA BADA "OUUIII I CANT BELIVE HIM, NO MATTER WHAT I DO HE WILL NEVER GROW UP" BADA BADA BADA BADA. All that can be heard is Bijous cries as she is running through the forest sobbing controllably. "How could of let this happen, how could I have been so wrong about Hamtaro....." BADA BADA BADA "There is only one way to stop the inevitable in a matter of weeks, soon everyone will know, and my life will be over, all the other ham hams will start saying things about me and.....and... and..." bijou stutters as another tear falls down her white fur of her cheek, and falls onto the forest floor as she continues to run into the forest having no idea where she is going, nor any care about where she will end up. She just wanted to escape and run from everything and everyone as her world came crashing down around her. Suddenly bijou tripped over a wet blade of grass then noticed something, something that could fix all the wrongs that had happened to her. She spotted a wild mushroom growing in the ground, but not just any mushroom, a POISIONOUS MUSHROOM. And it was big enough for her to eat and still have extra mushroom left over after she was long dead.
Meanwhile in a different part of the forest......
"Well tonight is a lovely evening for a moonlit stroll up Acorn Mountain its just too bad Bijou can't be here to walk along side me" Boss says as he imagines a Bijou walking with him, smiling, giggling , happy. "Wow that was strange, I swear I thought I saw bijou walking with me, maybe the stress of the clubhouse is getting to my head." As boss continues on towards Acorn Mountain, his hamster senses start to tingle, like there is something wrong, something very wrong.
"Hey Lover boy Boss man!" Sparkle says from a distance running up to Boss "What is a fine looking ham like yourself walking all alone for? I am very willing to keep you company tonight." Sparkle said in a very seductive tone.
"Oh god will she ever leave me alone, I am a one ham guy, and my ham is bijou not her" Boss thought to himself "But I sure could use the company tonight...." he thought on the other hand.
"Yea you can join me, just don't get any funny ideas Sparkle"
"Ok I promise" she said aloud "I promise to get you to be mine, all mine, tonight" she thought to herself.
Elsewhere at the same time........
Krump Krump Krump "Why Me" Krump Krump Krump "How could he do this to me" Krump Cry Krump "I thought I was special to him" Krump Cry Krump "Now look at me, I'm such a....a....bad hamster" Cry Cry Krump "What would the other girls of said if they knew" Krump Krump Krump "This is ze only way out" Krump Krump Cry "I'd never thought I would die alone" Cry Cry Krump
Slowly the poison takes effect and bijou leans over, and falls, unconscious, in the leaves and snow.
"Hey Boss do you want o grab a drink of some Saki over at that ham bar?" Sparkle Suggested trying to get Boss liquored up so she could have her way with him.
"Sparkle! You can't do that, you aren't legal hamster drinking age!" Boss responded quite angrily
"Yea so?!, I own that bar, so they do whatever I say, if I say give me a drink they will, if I tell them to jump in front of a car they will!" Sparkle said feeling like she was totally in control of the situation.
"Sorry Sparkle, NOT interested" He responded grudgingly knowing Sparkle was trying to hit on him. Then he had an idea
"You know that she isn't going to stop until she has you boss or you break her heart, well maybe its time for some Ham Ham Heartbreak...." Boss thought with a devilish grin
"Hey Sparkle, why don't you do this go to the bar have a few shots of Saki, and after you are done I'll meet you at your house, and make sure you wear something "Nice" , you know something that might encourage me to "Play" a little, wanta play?" Boss said in his most seductive voice leading Sparkle to think boss was hitting on her.
"Hehe Once she's thoroughly wasted and drunk, she will wake up tomorrow either thinking everything I said was all a drunken dream, or that we actually (CENSORED) and that I left early in the morning. It's a win scenario "Boss thought to himself about his evil plan to get rid of sparkle...
And so Sparkle disappears into the door of the Saloon, as Boss made his way slowly up the mountain assured this night could only get better. What surprises await boss? Find out in the Next Chapter
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Well this is going to be a romance fic, that's pg13 rated. It's going to be some comedy and some pg13 scenes with sexual induendo. The couples will be boss/bijou, cappy/penelelope, and maxwell/sandy panda/pashmina hamtaro/sparkle (this couple might not be in the fic, i got writers block on that couple right now)
I wanted everyone to know I will be writing 2 VERSIONS of this fic. One will be rated pg-13 and be edited for content. Anyone who is 17 years or older who also wants to read the much more sexually explicit version its Rated R. so look there if you want to read that. And NO the R rated one won't be a lemon. It will just go into more detail about some of the romantic scenes i had to tone down to make it pg-13, but i still wanted to allow readers to enjoy if they are old enough (being this is a cartoon show aimed at 12 year olds, i rather post 2 diffrent versions then have the story rated r and no one reads it)
Oh yea, one final note before i start the fic... I will post a new chapter for every 5 reviews. so everyone review every chapter weither you hated it, liked it, leave your thoughts about what you think will/should happen next, flame me, whatever. I mean you dont have to :::hides C-4 explosive behind his back::: but i would like it alot.
SO without Further Delay Chapter 1 "Il Fungo Magico"
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BADA BADA BADA BADA "OUUIII I CANT BELIVE HIM, NO MATTER WHAT I DO HE WILL NEVER GROW UP" BADA BADA BADA BADA. All that can be heard is Bijous cries as she is running through the forest sobbing controllably. "How could of let this happen, how could I have been so wrong about Hamtaro....." BADA BADA BADA "There is only one way to stop the inevitable in a matter of weeks, soon everyone will know, and my life will be over, all the other ham hams will start saying things about me and.....and... and..." bijou stutters as another tear falls down her white fur of her cheek, and falls onto the forest floor as she continues to run into the forest having no idea where she is going, nor any care about where she will end up. She just wanted to escape and run from everything and everyone as her world came crashing down around her. Suddenly bijou tripped over a wet blade of grass then noticed something, something that could fix all the wrongs that had happened to her. She spotted a wild mushroom growing in the ground, but not just any mushroom, a POISIONOUS MUSHROOM. And it was big enough for her to eat and still have extra mushroom left over after she was long dead.
Meanwhile in a different part of the forest......
"Well tonight is a lovely evening for a moonlit stroll up Acorn Mountain its just too bad Bijou can't be here to walk along side me" Boss says as he imagines a Bijou walking with him, smiling, giggling , happy. "Wow that was strange, I swear I thought I saw bijou walking with me, maybe the stress of the clubhouse is getting to my head." As boss continues on towards Acorn Mountain, his hamster senses start to tingle, like there is something wrong, something very wrong.
"Hey Lover boy Boss man!" Sparkle says from a distance running up to Boss "What is a fine looking ham like yourself walking all alone for? I am very willing to keep you company tonight." Sparkle said in a very seductive tone.
"Oh god will she ever leave me alone, I am a one ham guy, and my ham is bijou not her" Boss thought to himself "But I sure could use the company tonight...." he thought on the other hand.
"Yea you can join me, just don't get any funny ideas Sparkle"
"Ok I promise" she said aloud "I promise to get you to be mine, all mine, tonight" she thought to herself.
Elsewhere at the same time........
Krump Krump Krump "Why Me" Krump Krump Krump "How could he do this to me" Krump Cry Krump "I thought I was special to him" Krump Cry Krump "Now look at me, I'm such a....a....bad hamster" Cry Cry Krump "What would the other girls of said if they knew" Krump Krump Krump "This is ze only way out" Krump Krump Cry "I'd never thought I would die alone" Cry Cry Krump
Slowly the poison takes effect and bijou leans over, and falls, unconscious, in the leaves and snow.
"Hey Boss do you want o grab a drink of some Saki over at that ham bar?" Sparkle Suggested trying to get Boss liquored up so she could have her way with him.
"Sparkle! You can't do that, you aren't legal hamster drinking age!" Boss responded quite angrily
"Yea so?!, I own that bar, so they do whatever I say, if I say give me a drink they will, if I tell them to jump in front of a car they will!" Sparkle said feeling like she was totally in control of the situation.
"Sorry Sparkle, NOT interested" He responded grudgingly knowing Sparkle was trying to hit on him. Then he had an idea
"You know that she isn't going to stop until she has you boss or you break her heart, well maybe its time for some Ham Ham Heartbreak...." Boss thought with a devilish grin
"Hey Sparkle, why don't you do this go to the bar have a few shots of Saki, and after you are done I'll meet you at your house, and make sure you wear something "Nice" , you know something that might encourage me to "Play" a little, wanta play?" Boss said in his most seductive voice leading Sparkle to think boss was hitting on her.
"Hehe Once she's thoroughly wasted and drunk, she will wake up tomorrow either thinking everything I said was all a drunken dream, or that we actually (CENSORED) and that I left early in the morning. It's a win scenario "Boss thought to himself about his evil plan to get rid of sparkle...
And so Sparkle disappears into the door of the Saloon, as Boss made his way slowly up the mountain assured this night could only get better. What surprises await boss? Find out in the Next Chapter
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