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"Inu, we have to call her guardians," Kagome glared at her husband.

"No way are you talking to that jerk or his bitch!" Inuyasha growled.

"Um, excuse me," Kirara tapped Inuyasha on the shoulder. "Why couldn't Sango say that I was attacked by a gang or something, she found me, saved me, and wants to adopt me?"

"What?" Kagome blinked in surprise.

"Listen, I know it would be really bad for Inuyasha and you, especially if they are the reincarnations of you know who…" Kirara sighed. "Besides, it's actually mostly true, if you think about it!"

"Sango did save us from the taiji…" Wren pointed out.

"Right; and she would like to adopt me!" Kirara giggled as Wren's parents sighed and Inuyasha went to go find Sango.

"SHE WHAT!" Sango yelped.

"SANGO ISN'T GOING NEAR THOSE TWO!" Miroku growled.