Hello Everyone. As you know this is the eleventh chapter. You may or may not have noticed when I updated a while agian but I did it and it had a problem showing up. Sorry. Enjoy.
I don't own this stuff.
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Painted, blotched, scratched, bruised, battered, burned, crushed, damaged, shot, sore, struck, suffering, tortured, wounded, zinged, and most of all embarrassed. That was Kurt. On that setting, with him trying at not full potential, Kurt should have easily come out unscathed. He could and would have too. If he didn't have two sadistic, Gothic girls as sisters. It also didn't hurt that he had pulled a prank on them. He smiled to himself thinking,' What was that saying again, 'paybacks a bitch.''
He remembered the picture's he had taken from earlier. He was glad he had done that extra torment, considering everyone had stopped fighting to watch him mid-way through the session which made his punishment worse. Sniffling and still covered in paint and pain, Kurt did the only logical thing he could think of. He called and whined to his girlfriend.
"Amanda, I know I was lucky to only get that but-"
"Yes, I know they are both dangerous and potentially -no surely INSANE."
"I'm glad I wasn't tortured and disemboweled too."
"I Love you."
"I love you more."
"-SIGH- I know your worried about my physical health and mental health but I swear I'm okay, just dirty and a bit tired."
"GREAT, I'll meet you there in a hour."
"I know that's a bit late for dinner but I need time to shower. BYE -click-"
The fuzzy dude quickly shed his clothes and ported straight to the shower. Of course, first he stopped at his super secret safe that was super secret and super safe. The contents inside was his most prized possession, somthing could never bear living without. He smiled at the object. Happily he grabbed his Herbel Essence shampoo out of the safe. As he had his shampoo he ported, nude, to the bathroom. He didn't know that someone was in there. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
After it was sorted out that he was not some kind of deranged pervert, Kurt was finally in the shower. Wet and ready to be Herbelized he reached for the bottle................ only to find it gone. Eyes wide and his mouth gapping, Kurt curled into the fetel style and rocked back and forth.
In a totally different shower in a bathroom, Rogue grined evily. Her twin sense told her Kurt's feelings. She opened the bottle she had stolen and out of no where music started. Rogue looked around in confusion as heavy muscled men came and started doing her hair.
-ONE AND A QUARTER HOURS LATER-
In his room Kurt was all ready for his date, though he was not Herbelized. Yaers came to his eyes as he remembered the bottle that was classified as MIA. As he reached for his image inducer, he didn't notice the shadow that had fallen over him. Looking at the clock, the elf proclaimed loudly to himself, "Shit, I'm late for my date with Aman- ." While he hadn't noticed the shadow he did notice the hand that fell on his shoulder and the booming voice that followed, cutting of his loud proclomation.
"WHAT DATE? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME."
Staring at the Magnetic Master Of Magnetism, Kurt tried to think of something FAST. Unfortunitally he was not bless with the gift of super speed and the fastest thing he could come up with was," I didn't think you'd approve with my dating A-A-A MAN. Yeah."
Magneto took his son with him and said," After your date I'll teach you all about being gay. Hehe, I should know. Wait, whoops." That said purple clad mutant left. Sheepishly. Kurt ported to Amanda's house scarred for life. Amanda is such a great girlfring that after their dinner and a movie she took him to a shrink.
"So, here I am a little five year old and I find out I am adopted. Not the usual way no, but by being kidnapped by my birth mother and shown a DNA test. I find out I have a long lost sister who was also kidnapped and are new 'mother' is hardly there...................................................................... TWO HOURS LATER....................... Now I live with my dad and other half sibling while secretly dating someone my parents hate cause of her ummmmm religion......... ONE HOUR LATER....... and now my dad thinks I'm gay while confessing that he is gay," Kurt ranted abouted his horrible life. He didn't even mention his appearence and his life still sucked.
The docter looked at Kurt for a second before suggesting,"... a family session." Kurt's eyes widen and he quickly ports out. The docter sighed before mumbling,".. always happens. Suggest a group session and the disapear, litterally. First that white haired Maximoff, then in couples councling I suggested to Pryde girl that her friends and Mister Alvers come and she just dissapeared. Now this. I hate my job. I need to cheer up. I'VE GOT THE URGE." That said she pulled out the shampoo and corny music started playing.
Kurt ported straight to his sisters room for reasurrence. He was left dumpstruck as he saw her shaking her now luscious and full hair. She noticed him and blushed. She had thought she was alone. She slowly took off her glove and tapped him enough to get his memory of the day but not enough to knock him out. They stared for a second before Rogue said," Today never happened, deal."
Kurt smiled ruefully and exclaimed," Deal." He was happy he wasn't going to be tortured.
Unexpectedly, the whole house jerked. Kurt grabbed his sisters arm and ported them quickly downstairs. What he saw made him mad. Mystique was there with the Brotherhood. Tabby and Todd were both still wearing their X-men uniforms, but it was obvious they were siding with the evil blue thingamabobber thingy. Lance was in his Brotherhood suit along with Bob.
"Sorry Professor X, it was fun. Unfortunitally for you, you only offer us equalism. Apocalyspe offers us roles among Kings," said Lance followed by a semi evil laugh.
"Lance, my child, this isn't right," whined the Professor.
Lance was about to answer when Mystique cut him off by saying," If it's so wrong why did some off your students join." Everyones eyes widened as they realised she was right. Standing near the shadows were..........
--------------------------------To Be Continued----------------------
Vote who is evil. Not Rogue, Nightcrawler, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Acolytes, Teachers, or Jamie. Try for three. IMPORTANT- Banshee, Dazzler, Psylock, and Husk came after the new recruits. Some of the old, new recruits became professional X-men.
I don't own this stuff.
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Painted, blotched, scratched, bruised, battered, burned, crushed, damaged, shot, sore, struck, suffering, tortured, wounded, zinged, and most of all embarrassed. That was Kurt. On that setting, with him trying at not full potential, Kurt should have easily come out unscathed. He could and would have too. If he didn't have two sadistic, Gothic girls as sisters. It also didn't hurt that he had pulled a prank on them. He smiled to himself thinking,' What was that saying again, 'paybacks a bitch.''
He remembered the picture's he had taken from earlier. He was glad he had done that extra torment, considering everyone had stopped fighting to watch him mid-way through the session which made his punishment worse. Sniffling and still covered in paint and pain, Kurt did the only logical thing he could think of. He called and whined to his girlfriend.
"Amanda, I know I was lucky to only get that but-"
"Yes, I know they are both dangerous and potentially -no surely INSANE."
"I'm glad I wasn't tortured and disemboweled too."
"I Love you."
"I love you more."
"-SIGH- I know your worried about my physical health and mental health but I swear I'm okay, just dirty and a bit tired."
"GREAT, I'll meet you there in a hour."
"I know that's a bit late for dinner but I need time to shower. BYE -click-"
The fuzzy dude quickly shed his clothes and ported straight to the shower. Of course, first he stopped at his super secret safe that was super secret and super safe. The contents inside was his most prized possession, somthing could never bear living without. He smiled at the object. Happily he grabbed his Herbel Essence shampoo out of the safe. As he had his shampoo he ported, nude, to the bathroom. He didn't know that someone was in there. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
After it was sorted out that he was not some kind of deranged pervert, Kurt was finally in the shower. Wet and ready to be Herbelized he reached for the bottle................ only to find it gone. Eyes wide and his mouth gapping, Kurt curled into the fetel style and rocked back and forth.
In a totally different shower in a bathroom, Rogue grined evily. Her twin sense told her Kurt's feelings. She opened the bottle she had stolen and out of no where music started. Rogue looked around in confusion as heavy muscled men came and started doing her hair.
-ONE AND A QUARTER HOURS LATER-
In his room Kurt was all ready for his date, though he was not Herbelized. Yaers came to his eyes as he remembered the bottle that was classified as MIA. As he reached for his image inducer, he didn't notice the shadow that had fallen over him. Looking at the clock, the elf proclaimed loudly to himself, "Shit, I'm late for my date with Aman- ." While he hadn't noticed the shadow he did notice the hand that fell on his shoulder and the booming voice that followed, cutting of his loud proclomation.
"WHAT DATE? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME."
Staring at the Magnetic Master Of Magnetism, Kurt tried to think of something FAST. Unfortunitally he was not bless with the gift of super speed and the fastest thing he could come up with was," I didn't think you'd approve with my dating A-A-A MAN. Yeah."
Magneto took his son with him and said," After your date I'll teach you all about being gay. Hehe, I should know. Wait, whoops." That said purple clad mutant left. Sheepishly. Kurt ported to Amanda's house scarred for life. Amanda is such a great girlfring that after their dinner and a movie she took him to a shrink.
"So, here I am a little five year old and I find out I am adopted. Not the usual way no, but by being kidnapped by my birth mother and shown a DNA test. I find out I have a long lost sister who was also kidnapped and are new 'mother' is hardly there...................................................................... TWO HOURS LATER....................... Now I live with my dad and other half sibling while secretly dating someone my parents hate cause of her ummmmm religion......... ONE HOUR LATER....... and now my dad thinks I'm gay while confessing that he is gay," Kurt ranted abouted his horrible life. He didn't even mention his appearence and his life still sucked.
The docter looked at Kurt for a second before suggesting,"... a family session." Kurt's eyes widen and he quickly ports out. The docter sighed before mumbling,".. always happens. Suggest a group session and the disapear, litterally. First that white haired Maximoff, then in couples councling I suggested to Pryde girl that her friends and Mister Alvers come and she just dissapeared. Now this. I hate my job. I need to cheer up. I'VE GOT THE URGE." That said she pulled out the shampoo and corny music started playing.
Kurt ported straight to his sisters room for reasurrence. He was left dumpstruck as he saw her shaking her now luscious and full hair. She noticed him and blushed. She had thought she was alone. She slowly took off her glove and tapped him enough to get his memory of the day but not enough to knock him out. They stared for a second before Rogue said," Today never happened, deal."
Kurt smiled ruefully and exclaimed," Deal." He was happy he wasn't going to be tortured.
Unexpectedly, the whole house jerked. Kurt grabbed his sisters arm and ported them quickly downstairs. What he saw made him mad. Mystique was there with the Brotherhood. Tabby and Todd were both still wearing their X-men uniforms, but it was obvious they were siding with the evil blue thingamabobber thingy. Lance was in his Brotherhood suit along with Bob.
"Sorry Professor X, it was fun. Unfortunitally for you, you only offer us equalism. Apocalyspe offers us roles among Kings," said Lance followed by a semi evil laugh.
"Lance, my child, this isn't right," whined the Professor.
Lance was about to answer when Mystique cut him off by saying," If it's so wrong why did some off your students join." Everyones eyes widened as they realised she was right. Standing near the shadows were..........
--------------------------------To Be Continued----------------------
Vote who is evil. Not Rogue, Nightcrawler, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Acolytes, Teachers, or Jamie. Try for three. IMPORTANT- Banshee, Dazzler, Psylock, and Husk came after the new recruits. Some of the old, new recruits became professional X-men.