As usual I do not own Final Fantasy 7 or any of the characters within, Squaresoft does.
Note that this fic will probably contain some Yuri (girl/girl), I'll keep it tasteful , but if that kinda stuff offends you then stop reading now.
Yuffie sat naked on her hotel bed in the Gold Saucer and wondered why this wasn't in script format, as was usual for a FF7 comedy fic. She was still wondering why when Vincent woke up. He had been asleep in her bed for the last few hours, after having sex with her. He stretched he arms out to her and took her hands in his.
"Why is it that we always get paired together in any fanfic?" She asked.
"I.know" he replied slowly
Suddenly there was a huge flash as a strange looking man appeared in the middle of the room.
"Ahhh, don't look I'm naked!" Yuffie squealed
Author: Don't worry, its not like I haven't seen it before.
Vincent scowled " Oh its you, why is your speech in script format?"
Author: Because I'm the author, and I can do whatever I want.
"Stupid power crazed pervert" muttered Yuffie.
Author: (ignoring Yuffie) I've had an idea, why don't you two try and pair up characters that haven't been paired before.
Yuffie raised one eyebrow "Sounds fun, lets do it!"
The author dissappered in a puff of smoke.
"Wait , one more thing." Yelled Yuffie.
The author reappeared without any special effects.
Author: What?
"Are we allowed to do Yuri?" Yuffie asked with a cheeky grin.
Author: Be my guest.
The author disappears with a gentile "pop"
***
Aeris was sitting on the stairs in the hotel when Yuffie plopped down next to her.
"Hi Aeris" she said in a slightly different voice than was normal for the hyperactive thief.
"Hi Yuffie" said Aeris. She turned to look at Yuffie
"What you thinking about Aeris?"
Aeris sighed "Cloud"
"Why?"
"Because he's on a date with Tifa." Nows my chance thought Yuffie.
"Don't you like any of the other men?" She asked.
Aeris blushed slightly "Well.not in that way no."
Yuffie edged closer to Aeris.
"Why not?"
Aeris was surprised at the ninja's line of questioning, but she answered anyway.
"I don't really know, I usually get paired off with Sephiroth in most fics, but I just don't feel attracted to him at the moment."
" Who do you feel attracted to at the moment?" Aeris had never noticed how full and red Yuffie's lips were before.
"Umwell" Aeris tried to say something, but was cut off as Yuffie leaned towards her and started to kiss her.
Aeris was shocked, not just at Yuffie, but at herself as well. She didn't pull away from the kiss but leaned into it, savouring the feel of Yuffie's mouth against hers.
***
"Well hit me with a Kipper and call me randy!" exclaimed Barret.
"What what?" said Red XIII
"I'd have never guessed!"
"WHAT?"
Barret got angry "Use the binoculars you damn foo'!"
"I can't I haven't got any hands, remember?" replied Red.
***
Author: Hello, this all sounds pretty crazy at the moment so I'll wait till I get some reviews before I continue with it.