Uhm.Yes. I'm updating ^.^;;;;; Sheer boredom at 3:30 AM on a
Saturday.well.now its Sunday, but whatever O.o;;;
Our group of pitiful confused little midgets all got on the lovely airship "Invincible" and headed off towards Lindblum, where a confused Artania and an even more confused Cid greeted them.
"What the FOOK is wrong with all yooooou?" Cid slurred. He was obviously drunk. Eiko and recently disowned him, and Hilda had run off with Baku in the Hilda Garde 3, so Cid had became an alcoholic.
The group quickly explained their situation, but Cid wasn't listening. He had fallen asleep on the arm of his cool chair and was drooling and farting in his sleep.
".and you see...Oh GOD Uncle Cid, what the HELL have you been drinking?!" Dagger/Quina exclaimed, running out of the room to hurl over the banister on to the head of one of Cid's poor, unfortunate minions.Ah, I mean devoted soldiers. The rest of the group followed in suite. Poor little Cid-Minions.
After Artania gave Cid a whipping and sent him to his room, the group continued on with their story, only to Artania. He would most likely be more helpful, anyway.
Artania pondered for a minute. Then he pondered for another. And another, and another, and another. Then, his narcolepsy acted up, and he fell fast asleep.
Everyone blinked.
"To hell with this!" they all shouted in unison, heading out the door towards where the Invincible was landed.
Once back at Alexandria Castle, they consulted Doctor Tot, which they should of done in the first place. But do they listen to me? Oh no.Never...*gets hit with a boot* AUGH!!!
"Thank God we got rid of HER." Eiko/Amarant growled, slamming random things.
Doctor Tot figured that it was only a matter of time or a few good knocks to the head before there switched personalities went back to normal, so the group decided just to wait it out and live normally until then.
*Alexandria Kitchens*
Quina/Zidane was BORED. And hungry, of course, isn't she/he always?
She/he watched the little midgets in chef's hats (what the hell are those things, anyway?) hustling and bustling about with ingredients and cooking utensils around boiling pots and sizzling saucepans.
"So hungry." Quina/Zidane moaned, rubbing his/her belly. Just seeing the food made her/him drool. Unfortunately, the little bugger must've drooled too much, as the little midgets all drowned. They all screamed and gurgled and whimpered before they collapsed in a heap and absorbed all of the drool into there skin.
Quina/Zidane looked around to see if there were any witnesses, and quickly proceeded to eat every single scrap of food in that kitchen.
*Dagger's Bedroom*
Zidane/Dagger told everyone that since he was in Dagger's body, he should be able to have her room to stay in. No one disagreed. At least they wouldn't have to deal with him all day, and plus they knew if they complained he would cry.
Ah, but the real reason Zidane/Dagger wanted to stay in Dagger's room isn't what he told the party, oh no! The real reason Zidane/Dagger wanted to be in Dagger's room was.
Because he had a panty fetish!
Yes, that's right, fools! A panty fetish!!
Zidane/Dagger was absolutely obsessed with wearing women's panties!
And Dagger, of course.
The second Zidane/Dagger got into the room and had locked the door securely behind him, he quickly stripped until he was fully nude and blinked a few times. Why did he blink? Go ask a shrink! (Yes. Dr. Suess reference. Bite me.)
Naked, Zidane/Dagger searched through all of Dagger's drawers until he found the drawer: the panty drawer! And what a site did he see!
Frilly panties, pink panties, panties with flower prints, black panties, leather thongs..LEATHER THONGS?!?!?
Zidane/Dagger jumped when he saw the leather thongs. He blinked, and then wondered what wearing a leather thong would feel like.
Our group of pitiful confused little midgets all got on the lovely airship "Invincible" and headed off towards Lindblum, where a confused Artania and an even more confused Cid greeted them.
"What the FOOK is wrong with all yooooou?" Cid slurred. He was obviously drunk. Eiko and recently disowned him, and Hilda had run off with Baku in the Hilda Garde 3, so Cid had became an alcoholic.
The group quickly explained their situation, but Cid wasn't listening. He had fallen asleep on the arm of his cool chair and was drooling and farting in his sleep.
".and you see...Oh GOD Uncle Cid, what the HELL have you been drinking?!" Dagger/Quina exclaimed, running out of the room to hurl over the banister on to the head of one of Cid's poor, unfortunate minions.Ah, I mean devoted soldiers. The rest of the group followed in suite. Poor little Cid-Minions.
After Artania gave Cid a whipping and sent him to his room, the group continued on with their story, only to Artania. He would most likely be more helpful, anyway.
Artania pondered for a minute. Then he pondered for another. And another, and another, and another. Then, his narcolepsy acted up, and he fell fast asleep.
Everyone blinked.
"To hell with this!" they all shouted in unison, heading out the door towards where the Invincible was landed.
Once back at Alexandria Castle, they consulted Doctor Tot, which they should of done in the first place. But do they listen to me? Oh no.Never...*gets hit with a boot* AUGH!!!
"Thank God we got rid of HER." Eiko/Amarant growled, slamming random things.
Doctor Tot figured that it was only a matter of time or a few good knocks to the head before there switched personalities went back to normal, so the group decided just to wait it out and live normally until then.
*Alexandria Kitchens*
Quina/Zidane was BORED. And hungry, of course, isn't she/he always?
She/he watched the little midgets in chef's hats (what the hell are those things, anyway?) hustling and bustling about with ingredients and cooking utensils around boiling pots and sizzling saucepans.
"So hungry." Quina/Zidane moaned, rubbing his/her belly. Just seeing the food made her/him drool. Unfortunately, the little bugger must've drooled too much, as the little midgets all drowned. They all screamed and gurgled and whimpered before they collapsed in a heap and absorbed all of the drool into there skin.
Quina/Zidane looked around to see if there were any witnesses, and quickly proceeded to eat every single scrap of food in that kitchen.
*Dagger's Bedroom*
Zidane/Dagger told everyone that since he was in Dagger's body, he should be able to have her room to stay in. No one disagreed. At least they wouldn't have to deal with him all day, and plus they knew if they complained he would cry.
Ah, but the real reason Zidane/Dagger wanted to stay in Dagger's room isn't what he told the party, oh no! The real reason Zidane/Dagger wanted to be in Dagger's room was.
Because he had a panty fetish!
Yes, that's right, fools! A panty fetish!!
Zidane/Dagger was absolutely obsessed with wearing women's panties!
And Dagger, of course.
The second Zidane/Dagger got into the room and had locked the door securely behind him, he quickly stripped until he was fully nude and blinked a few times. Why did he blink? Go ask a shrink! (Yes. Dr. Suess reference. Bite me.)
Naked, Zidane/Dagger searched through all of Dagger's drawers until he found the drawer: the panty drawer! And what a site did he see!
Frilly panties, pink panties, panties with flower prints, black panties, leather thongs..LEATHER THONGS?!?!?
Zidane/Dagger jumped when he saw the leather thongs. He blinked, and then wondered what wearing a leather thong would feel like.