As usual I do not own Final Fantasy 7 or any of the characters within.
Cait sith was on his way to the Battle Square as midnight fast approached. He was wondering what the author had in store for him once he got there. He bounded up the steps and into the lobby, and he saw something that made his heart skip a beat. It was love at first sight as he walked over to her.
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Cloud could only stand and stare at the pair in the bed, and this was beginning to annoy Aeris. Her and Yuffie and been doing naughty things to each other, she thought, and Cloud was the last person she wanted to she them doing it.
"Cloud! Stop staring!" she shouted at him.
Cloud couldn't help himself from saying what he said next, there was a tiny voice in his mind the screamed "Don't do it you fool, don't do it!!" but he ignored it as the words rolled off his tongue.
"You ladies need a hand?"
In unison Yuffie and Aeris screamed "PERVERT!"
At the sound of that word, Tifa came crashing through the door, eyes wide and teeth bared in a snarl, completely ignoring the fact that Yuffie and Aeris were in bed together.
"Where's the pervert? Where is he?!" she said franticly.
Aeris pointed at Cloud.
"Oh shit!" Cloud exclaimed as Tifa started beating him to a pulp.
And during all of this, everyone forgot about the Reno chibi, as it ran off to commit more evil deeds.
***
Barret and Red XIII crept quickly away from the confusion of the room, not wanting to be attacked be Tifa because of spying. As they walked through the Gold Saucer hotel , they were confronted by a rather unsettling sight. Cait Sith was walking along , with his arm round the waist of what looked like a five-foot tall furby that was walking alongside him.
"ErrrrrrHi there Cait Sith" ventured Barret
"Hi guys, I want you to meet my new girlfriend, Sonya"
"Nice to meet you two" the furby suddenly said.
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Cid sat at the bar (Yes the Gold Saucer has a bar in this fic) getting drunk, he was pissed off because of always getting Yaoi parings in fanfiction and never a woman, as he took a shot of vodka, Vincent sat down next to him.
"Oh no, you keep the %$@@? away from me **£@!*&^ vampire boy, all you ever do is weird yaoi stuff with me, so you can @@£%! Off!" he said angrily
"Don't worry Cid" replied Vincent " I'm 100% straight in this fic"
"How can you be sure?" asked Cid
"Well I just slept with Yuffie for a start, so I must be straight"
"Ok then, I still don't $$%@@£$ trust ya though."
As they talked Elena stared at Vincent from the other side of the bar, 'Look at him' she thought 'he's so dashing and strong and handsome' as she thought this the author appeared sitting next to her , she turned to him.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease" she said, knowing that he already knew.
Author: Well I don't know.
Elena made big, watery puppy dog eyes and her bottom lip started to quiver.
Author: Oh all right then.
"Yippee" screamed Elena.
Author: On one condition.
"Name it" she replied.
Author: Before you and Vincent hook up you have to seduce Cloud and then ditch him at the last second.
" Why Cloud!!???" she asked
Author: Because he is the most annoying character. (Cloud fangirls start to batter down doors)
"I thought Yuffies the most annoying character in the game?"
Author: Yeah, but she's already been taken
***
Rufus sat in his hotel room and mused to himself.
'Why do I only ever get Tifa, I mean fair enough she has unnaturally large breasts, but I could do with a change'
He got up and walked out his hotel room door, he walked through the Gold saucer wondering if he could find a suitable women out here, but to no avail. He walked past Reno, who was playing the mog game.
" Come on you stupid little pink bitch, FLY dammit FLY" he was shouting at the screen.
Rufus tapped him on the shoulder and Reno spun around to face him.
"OhMr. President sirI was ."
"Reno, I need someone to play poker with" Rufus said matter-of-factly.
"Sir?" Reno knew what Rufus ment by "poker", Rufus usually ment "poke-her", the thought made Reno flinch.
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Please R&R this as usual, and tell me if I should continue.