"Duct tape you say?" Uncle asked, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. Jade looked back and forth between the two men as they talked. Sage nodded gravely.
"Yes, duct tape. Or snow globes, and pink bows and sugar highed Rowen…"
"I gotta write this stuff down," Jade said to herself, rubbing her hands connivingly.
"Seems that you have a very big trouble with these girls." Uncle told him.
"You can say that again."
"Seems that you have a very big trouble with these girls. And one more thing!! Do something with your hair!"
"It's not my fault! It's the animators!!"
"Get real, hairboy," Jade said to him. "Let me do something with it!" Sage screamed as he saw her pull out a flamethrower.
"Don't come near me!!" he yelled.
"You won't get away so easily!" she called out to him. They ran through the crowd with Jade occasionally torching an innocent bystander. Sage screamed again as he got run over by two toy fire engines. They stopped and Quackerjack and Megavolt hopped off and grabbed the hoses and pointed them at Sage. Jade caught up and torched Sage's hair. He screamed again.
"Ah! Quick! The water! The water!" he yelled at Quackerjack and Megavolt. They smiled evilly at Sage and instead of water, fire burst out of the hoses. Jade looked at them, extremely confused.
"Isn't a fire engine supposed to squirt water?"
"Of course not!" Quackerjack explained. "If it squirted water it would be called a water engine!" Jade thought for a moment then shrugged.
"Yup, I guess that makes sense…" She walked off into the crowd, leaving Sage with the two insane villains.