Bowser stomped through the crowd, everyone wisely staying out of his way. He stopped by the buffet table and saw something whiz towards him. Quick as lightning, he reached out a claw and caught a red and white sphere. He examined it for a moment before a young kid wearing a vest and a red and white hat and holding a red electronic device ran up to him.
"Whoa, you must be a really powerful pokemon!!" the kid said, staring at Bowser.
"Pokemon?" Bowser wondered. "First of all, I'm not a pokemon, besides the fact that I don't even know what a pokemon is. Second, I'm an earthquake in a can, lightning in a bottle, the coolest guy this side of coolesville, the one and only, King Bowser!!" Ash stood there gaping at Bowser.
"Ha ha, nice to meet you, Bowser, I'm Ash and I'm going to be the greatest pokemon master ever!" Bowser raised an eyebrow at this and smirked at Ash as he tossed back the pokeball.
"Well kid, you have a lot to learn if you don't even know that I'm not a pokemon in the first place." Ash ignored him and called out Bulbasaur.
"C'mon, I challenge you to a battle! Bulbasaur, vine-whip, now!" Bowser rolled his eyes as the little blue and green pokemon slapped his vines on his arm.
"Oh come now, that's just pathetic." And with that, Bowser breathed a fireball at Bulbasaur and Ash, leaving them both charred, and walked away. "Stupid kids. I hate kids," Bowser muttered to himself.
Ash mweeped and collapsed, foot twitching. "I guess we have to train more, huh Bulbasaur?" he said before he crumbled to ash.