A/N: Okay, so we may not be Cowboy Bebop experts, but we thought the name was just too cool to pass off an opportunity to make fun of. If you're a fan… umm…Sorry? We just couldn't resist. BLAME THE CALPOL! Flames welcome, but please submit a review of some sort.

Ode To Cowboy Bebop

Oh we love Cowboy Bebop

Those not so cowboy dudes

Who are out to save the world

And eat lots of Japanese food

We may not have seen the movie

And we have not have watched the show

But we went to the website

And we'll tell you what we know

They are in fact Sci Fi bounty hunters

Not from Texan wild west

They are a bit annoying

But that's why we like them best

We're guessing the glowering dark man

Is a bad guy to terrify

But since lots of anime people look the same

It's quite hard to verify

We know these faithful heros

Will procure international fame

But it's hard to mourn the main character's death

Since we cannot remember his name

So three cheers for Cowboy Bebop

Who saved the planet from destruction

We thank you for assisting

In our brain cell's swift reduction!

A/N: Just a quick note before you flame us, we checked the official fanfiction.net rules, and this posting is perfectly legal! Just thought we'd steal your thunder!