Aha! A decision is made!

By Lorraine and Lynn

Note: We still don't own any of the storyline. If we said we did own it, Angus would eat us. (!!!)

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saturday afternoon, 1:46 pm

Just got Mutti to accept my going to the Stiff Dylans concert tonight. She was in the kitchen, staring dreamily into space. I said, "You know, Mutti, I have been very good recently."

She just nodded. No doubt she was in dreamland once again, with my loon of a Vati.

I added, "No suspensions from school."

No answer.

"As well as watching Libbs while you two make out on the couch, although she is going to have a permanent psychological scar."

She didn't even blink. I doubted that Libby would really be scarred much, hitting people over the head with pantalizer dolls and leaving her pooey nappies all over the place.

"So can I go to a concert tonight? The Stiff Dylans will be playing and I wouldn't want to miss it."

"Oh yes, whatever you want, dear." And I hurried out before she could realize what I was talking about.

I have decided about my outfit predicament. I will wear a short red skirt of mine and V-neck black sweater, Mutti's. I doubt she will notice much, being in dreamland still.

3:20 pm

ILOVEHIMILOVEHIMILOVEHIM!!! Robbie phoned!!! Quelle excitement!!! Said he would see me later, that it was in between songs they were practicing and so he had some time to phone me. Now I am all jelloidosity and pent-up snoggosity. I live in the land of the Girlfriends of Sex Gods. Address:

Georgia Nicholson Robbie's Girlfriend, Sex Godliness Lane, Snoggington

That's it. No more red bottomosity for me. Ever!!! I have decided to stay with the most perfect and Sex Godly SG there is. And he's mine!!! All mine!!! Like my own personal King of the Sex Gods - and he's all for me!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

3:30 pm

Beginning preparation for gig tonight. Currently painting toenails. After this I will apply egg mask, mud mask and then try this "milk massage" Jools was talking about. She said you wash your face with milk (after all the other masks) and it will come out super-smooth and soft. Worth a try, I suppose.

4:17 pm

Cor, Jools was right. Now my face is nice and smooth. C'est tres, tres bon. So the wonderfully beyond gorgey SG can snog me within an inch of my life. And all over my smooth, lovely face. (I hope he does the ear snogging.)

Oh, great. Libbs just walked in and banged me over the head with her Pingu comic. Apparently I am still a "badboy." Tres patheticimus. I have to escape from this hellhole ASAP, or I will give in to the absolute loonosity of my pathetic family. Hmmm. only 2 hours and 13 minutes until I can leave for Jas's house. Merde.

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Still pre-party, but the next part promises to be even more exciting. R/R si'l vous plait, suggestions encouraged. (Or just general crap, that's funnier.) ~*Lynn and Lorraine*~