Everyday is A Bad Hair Day (Or A Pain In the Ass)
Author's note : This is a Tsukasa's P.O.V. fanfic. «!» : means talking. *!* : Means facial expressions, feelings and actions. CAPITALS : means sound. [!] : means situations. The plot (Is there a plot?) begin at the end of the first volume of the manga (or the beginning of the second?). Sorry for my bad english. This is my first fanfic here. Some dialogues are from the manga (it can be slightly different but the meaning is there). In that case, word are like this +!+. Hope this will be better than italics.
Warning : Ecchi dreams (and what comes with it when you're a boy), F word, bad language, bad english, bad manners. What else? Ah! Violence! You know, Tsukushi is such a violent girl! Poor Tsukasa!
Disclaimer :I do not own Hana Yori Dango (it belongs to Youko Kamio), except I have curly/kinky/rebellious hair like you-know-who! Mine is long though. And I'm a girl, if you ask (although I wrote this in a male point of view...).
I would like to dedicate this fanfic to all the virgin boys who act like a fool in front of their loved one and don't understand neither why they did these things nor what's going on in their own minds just because they don't realize yet they fell in love. Ow! I've got an headache just by reading this!
1.A Bad Hair Day
Makino is soooooo angry! Her face is red and she begin to scream : «You baka! I'm still a virgin!!!» Then the scene change. She is in my bed. Wait! She is naked?! I suppose she wants me to help her to. huh. get rid of it?! Oh well. Like I care. Wait! What is she doing with her hand under the covers?? Mmmmm. So good. Ah! I can't help it, she wants me so badly. After all, she's in love with me. Hohohohohohohommmmmmm. *French kissing* Her kisses are delicious. Why not continue? Just hope nobody finds out what I'm doing with that commoner. Mmmmmm.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Huh? «Ah, damn f*** alarm clock!» I take it and throw it through the window. Damn, damn, damn!! In a middle of that good dream. I didn't have time to finish. Damn, I'm so hard! Guess I'll finish in the shower again. *Sighing* Gotta hurry before my breakfast arrives.
[In the shower] Mmmmm. Ah.*Pervert smile* Phew! *Washing it* Shit! It's not that good as it should be. If only my dream wasn't interrupted. That Makino girl. Why did I dream of her? I mean. Why an ecchi one? I dreamt about what she said yesterday, and then it turned into a completely different thing. *Washing his hair* Usually, I dream about top models or cute actresses. Not about poor girls.Bah! She's not important anyway! «Ah, where's that f*** comb? » But since she's fighting with us, school is less boring.I wonder what will be her next move. *Remembering yesterday and blushing* «Hohohohohoho!» I, the almighty Doumyoji Tsukasa, finally found a valuable opponent.
[Fifteen minutes later] Damn hair! It can't be detangled. *Sighing* Another bad hair day. What will Makino think of me. Wait! What I'm thinking?? That stupid girl.«Doumyoji-sama! Your breakfast is here. Hurry and go to school! », says the voice of an old woman. Damn! *Finishing to wash himself* «Yes Tama, I'm coming!» [Outside the shower] Gonna eat now and dress up later or rather, should I finish to fix my hair before??? *Trying again to detangle it* «Aaaargh!!» Damn! Why do I have curly hair? Someday, I swear, I will shave it all!!! Although I regulary use a great good deal of conditioner and this sticky styling cream, I can't win! Oh well. Too bad. Anyway, the weather seems sorta humid today so it's no use fighting against the curly malediction. I will do like every day and let my hair be. Yeah. Let it be. *Singing all loud, with the words all wrong*
[At school] Huh? Three bitches are torturing Makino. They have no rights to. «+Hey! What are you doing here? The only one who gets to harass her is me! I'm gonna put red tags in your lockers tomorrow!+» Makino is in tears. She looks weak. «+Are you okay? Don't cry, it's not like you. Can you stand?+» Wow! This sounds like when the Prince Charming arrives in the fairy tales. Hohohoho! I'm the hero and I'm soooo cool! Oh. But when she looks at me like this I. I. I don't know what's going on. Her eyes are fascinating. Wait! Oh no! I'm beginning to think she's cute! Well. Hurry stupid woman! Take my hand. Huh? I'm pushed? *Crashing against a tree* Ouch!!! «+Hey! What are you doing?+»
-+Baka! It's because of you that I'm in this situation!+
-+What is that attitude? I just saved you ass!+
-+Never asked you to!+
-*Fuming* +No one in this school dares to oppose me.+
-+That's because they're all octopi!+
-+You. (Thoughts :Hey! You're supposed to be in love with me. I guess you just don't want to admit it.) Just what about me is unsatisfactory? Tell me. I ask you where is there a more perfect man in this world than myself?+
-+I hate your stupidity! I hate your weird hair!+
-*Shocked* (Thoughts : You hate my hair???)
-+I hate how you strut around campus in regular clothes. I hate your arrogance. I hate your snake-like eyes. I hate everything about you!+
PUNCH!
Ouch!!! «+I'll get you for this!+» Someday, I will make her admit that she loves me. Maybe she's just shy? Anyway, she hates my hair!! I gotta do something. Everybody just hates my hair. This is not fair! I'm born with it! Well. Gonna see that damn hairdresser tomorrow.
Author's note : This is a Tsukasa's P.O.V. fanfic. «!» : means talking. *!* : Means facial expressions, feelings and actions. CAPITALS : means sound. [!] : means situations. The plot (Is there a plot?) begin at the end of the first volume of the manga (or the beginning of the second?). Sorry for my bad english. This is my first fanfic here. Some dialogues are from the manga (it can be slightly different but the meaning is there). In that case, word are like this +!+. Hope this will be better than italics.
Warning : Ecchi dreams (and what comes with it when you're a boy), F word, bad language, bad english, bad manners. What else? Ah! Violence! You know, Tsukushi is such a violent girl! Poor Tsukasa!
Disclaimer :I do not own Hana Yori Dango (it belongs to Youko Kamio), except I have curly/kinky/rebellious hair like you-know-who! Mine is long though. And I'm a girl, if you ask (although I wrote this in a male point of view...).
I would like to dedicate this fanfic to all the virgin boys who act like a fool in front of their loved one and don't understand neither why they did these things nor what's going on in their own minds just because they don't realize yet they fell in love. Ow! I've got an headache just by reading this!
1.A Bad Hair Day
Makino is soooooo angry! Her face is red and she begin to scream : «You baka! I'm still a virgin!!!» Then the scene change. She is in my bed. Wait! She is naked?! I suppose she wants me to help her to. huh. get rid of it?! Oh well. Like I care. Wait! What is she doing with her hand under the covers?? Mmmmm. So good. Ah! I can't help it, she wants me so badly. After all, she's in love with me. Hohohohohohohommmmmmm. *French kissing* Her kisses are delicious. Why not continue? Just hope nobody finds out what I'm doing with that commoner. Mmmmmm.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Huh? «Ah, damn f*** alarm clock!» I take it and throw it through the window. Damn, damn, damn!! In a middle of that good dream. I didn't have time to finish. Damn, I'm so hard! Guess I'll finish in the shower again. *Sighing* Gotta hurry before my breakfast arrives.
[In the shower] Mmmmm. Ah.*Pervert smile* Phew! *Washing it* Shit! It's not that good as it should be. If only my dream wasn't interrupted. That Makino girl. Why did I dream of her? I mean. Why an ecchi one? I dreamt about what she said yesterday, and then it turned into a completely different thing. *Washing his hair* Usually, I dream about top models or cute actresses. Not about poor girls.Bah! She's not important anyway! «Ah, where's that f*** comb? » But since she's fighting with us, school is less boring.I wonder what will be her next move. *Remembering yesterday and blushing* «Hohohohohoho!» I, the almighty Doumyoji Tsukasa, finally found a valuable opponent.
[Fifteen minutes later] Damn hair! It can't be detangled. *Sighing* Another bad hair day. What will Makino think of me. Wait! What I'm thinking?? That stupid girl.«Doumyoji-sama! Your breakfast is here. Hurry and go to school! », says the voice of an old woman. Damn! *Finishing to wash himself* «Yes Tama, I'm coming!» [Outside the shower] Gonna eat now and dress up later or rather, should I finish to fix my hair before??? *Trying again to detangle it* «Aaaargh!!» Damn! Why do I have curly hair? Someday, I swear, I will shave it all!!! Although I regulary use a great good deal of conditioner and this sticky styling cream, I can't win! Oh well. Too bad. Anyway, the weather seems sorta humid today so it's no use fighting against the curly malediction. I will do like every day and let my hair be. Yeah. Let it be. *Singing all loud, with the words all wrong*
[At school] Huh? Three bitches are torturing Makino. They have no rights to. «+Hey! What are you doing here? The only one who gets to harass her is me! I'm gonna put red tags in your lockers tomorrow!+» Makino is in tears. She looks weak. «+Are you okay? Don't cry, it's not like you. Can you stand?+» Wow! This sounds like when the Prince Charming arrives in the fairy tales. Hohohoho! I'm the hero and I'm soooo cool! Oh. But when she looks at me like this I. I. I don't know what's going on. Her eyes are fascinating. Wait! Oh no! I'm beginning to think she's cute! Well. Hurry stupid woman! Take my hand. Huh? I'm pushed? *Crashing against a tree* Ouch!!! «+Hey! What are you doing?+»
-+Baka! It's because of you that I'm in this situation!+
-+What is that attitude? I just saved you ass!+
-+Never asked you to!+
-*Fuming* +No one in this school dares to oppose me.+
-+That's because they're all octopi!+
-+You. (Thoughts :Hey! You're supposed to be in love with me. I guess you just don't want to admit it.) Just what about me is unsatisfactory? Tell me. I ask you where is there a more perfect man in this world than myself?+
-+I hate your stupidity! I hate your weird hair!+
-*Shocked* (Thoughts : You hate my hair???)
-+I hate how you strut around campus in regular clothes. I hate your arrogance. I hate your snake-like eyes. I hate everything about you!+
PUNCH!
Ouch!!! «+I'll get you for this!+» Someday, I will make her admit that she loves me. Maybe she's just shy? Anyway, she hates my hair!! I gotta do something. Everybody just hates my hair. This is not fair! I'm born with it! Well. Gonna see that damn hairdresser tomorrow.