Author's note : I changed some minor things in the first chapter, like the
italics thingy and stuff like that. Ah! I corrected some bad english, too.
Well, here comes the chapter two! Is there SEX in this chapter? O_O Well.
Don't expect too much, this is Hana Yori Dango after all. If you have read
the past Margaret issues, you understand *Thinking like Sojiro and
Akira : «Just do it!»* There is still hope, though, 'til the end. But they
have to hurry. Duh! Said too much. Anyway, same warnings as chapter one,
so. Well, well, well. (love this word)
2.Another Bad Hair Day
I'm in the middle of a playground my sister brought me. I hear some laughs.
-Hahahahaha! Look at this!
-What?
-This little boy.
-The one with kinky hair?
-Yeah! It looks so ugly!
I'm ugly? «Tsukasa! Why are you crying?»
-Neechan, they say I'm ugly!
-How can my cute little brother be ugly?
-My hair.
-It is true you are different. So I guess they are jealous of it. *Disappearing*
-Neechan, where are you going?
I'm now in elementary school. This is my first day. «Hey! You have a perm or what? I though only girls got a perm! Are you a girlish boy? Hahaha!», says a boy. I punch him. «That's generic! *Meaning 'genetic'* Stupid weakling!».
-Sorry.
-Yeah right! Now, take this! *Punching again* You're just jealous because I'm sooo special, stupid straight-haired!
-Tsukasa!
-Huh?
My three friends are here. «Did this boy teased you about your hair, Tsukasa?», says Sojiro.
-Yup! *Punching the boy again*
-You better stop being so sensitive about it before you kill someone. Stop now!, worries Akira.
-Yeah! It's no use fighting people because they are envious of your beautiful locks, continues Sojiro.
Beautiful locks? Hohohohohoho! *Proud* That's true. «I'm such a beautiful guy, isn't it Makino? Uh. Makino?»
-Ah, Doumyoji. Let's do it again like yersterday.
She's kissing me! Huh? Wait! She is taking a bath. with me? Mmmm. *Blushing and smiling* Oh, now she's scrubbing my back. Mmmmm. What a nice wife she would be. Wait! Did I say wife? Something's wrong with me. Mmm. Her skin is all slippery. I can feel her breasts on my back. *Aroused* Arrgh! This is too much! I can't take it anymore. Or rather, gonna take her. Huh?
PUNCH!
Ouch!!!
«I said I hate your hair!»
*Waking up* «Gyaaaaaaaaa!!» *Looking around* Phew! *Relaxing* Just a dream. I dreamt of her again. She wants me but she hates my hair. *Yawning* Shower or not? No need, I took a bath with Makino last night. Wait! What I'm thinking? *No thoughts for 10 minutes before realizing again* Too bad this was a dream. Gotta dress first. Oh! I think she said something about hating me wearing casual clothes at school. Where's that damn old uniform? [After breakfast] No school for me this morning. My hair is too important! *Going to the salon* «Hairdresser! Hurry and do something with my hair!»
-Okay Doumyoji-sama. Just sit and I'll see what I can do.
-I wanna change!
-A touch of colour?
-*Sarcastically* Yes, pink please! *Fuming* Hey! I'm a real man, okay!! These girlish things are not for me.
-So, you want to straightening it?
-Yes! Just wanna try it for a day.
-I understand. It will not be a problem.
-If you understand, just do it!
[Thirty minutes later] «Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey be careful! It hurts!»
-Sorry mister. Your curls are too long so it is hard to detangle them even when wet. Now is the time to cut it a bit.
-*Screaming* I know! That's why I'm here! Just do your job!
-Almost done... combing out it, I mean! Look yourself in the mirror. Hehehehe!
-Eeeeeeew.
*Eyes wide open* I look like someone who had an electric shock! Yuck! And the comb is full of dead hairs. «Now I need scissors.», says the hairdresser. CUT! CUT! CUT! *Worrying* «H. hey. Don't cut too much. » *The hairdresser is spraying something* Huh? What's this mixture now? «It's stinks!» Huh? And what's that now? Giant curlers? Big as bottles of wine. Damn! I look like an idiot like this! «Now, we just have to let it dry a few hours», explains he. Wait! He said I will stay like this how much time? *Grumbling* Why I'm doing all this for that stupid woman? [Four hours later] *Reading the papers* Why does it takes sooooo long? *Finishing a sandwich, munching, munching, munching* Ah! Finally the hairdresser is back. Hurry! Release me. Huh? It looks weird. Wait! Is that a flat iron that I see? Ah! Much better! Wait! What's this? «Hey! You're putting something greasy in my hair!»
-It will last a few hours like this. Tadaaa! It's done!
*Looking carefully at the mirror* Mmm. Not bad. Wait! *Touching his hair* Oh! It's so smooth and. Yuck! And greasy. Anyway, it doesn't change the fact that I'm the most beautiful guy on Earth. *Blushing* Makino will beg me to go out with her and then I will say. «Hohohohohohoho!» I'll see. Maybe I will give her that favour. She'll be so grateful she will do it with me. I'll get what I want and after I'll just have to dump her. What a perfect plan! [At school] Hohohoho! I can see Makino coming this way. «+Doumyoji!+» *Stopping altogether* «+Oh. Hey.+» Duh! Don't know what to say. Eek! What if she thinks I did it for her? Aaah! She's examining me! *Blushing* «+A-Anyway I didn't do this because of what you said!+» Yeah right! I'm such a bad liar. «+I just feel like making a change once a while! Don't misunderstand!+» Damn! Why I'm so clumsy when she's here? «+It really suits you.+», she says. *Blushing more* D-duh??? She likes it!! «+Is.. is that so?+» Aaargh! I'm so stupid! Tsukasa, say something intelligent. «+Well. Hahahaha!+» Duh! *Back to normal* «+It took me five hours to get it like this. +» FRIZ! FRIZ! FRIZ! FRIZ! FRIZ! *Screaming, angry and blushing* Damn, damn, damn, damn, f***! What a shame! Just in front of Makino. *Grumble, talking about that damn hairdresser* She's making fun of me!!! «+Hahahahaha!+»
-+Hey you don't laugh!+
-+Tsukasa!+
Huh?! Saved by Sojiro! Wait! Shizuka is back! Oh! Cool!! Gonna think later what I will do about that stupid Makino girl. [At the bar with the others F4 and Shizuka] Ah! I have so much fun with them. Even though they're always teasing me with my bad japanese. *Relaxing, sipping his whisky, talking about his sister* «+It must be lonely. The two of you were so close.+», says Shizuka. Yes I miss her, but. *Sighing* «+Another girl has already appeared to take her place. Makino Tsukushi.+» Akira! You big mouth! *Embarassed, blushing and strangling Akira, calling him names* «+You think I would go for a poor girl like that?+» I'm not interested. isn't it? *Doubting* Huh. [Going home at four o'clock A.M.] *Still thinking about Tsukushi* I'm not interested, right? *Trying to convince himself* Not interested, not interested, not interested. Not interested, even if. *Sighing* She has such big unusual wonderful beautiful eyes. *Realizing his thoughts* Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh! I'm always thinking about her!! [Later, in bed] I can't sleep! Ah. I think I need my hentai magazines this time. *Searching* F***, where are they? Shit! Tama must have found them! Well. What about a good old porn video? *Again, searching without finding them, getting mad* Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! *Screaming his sexual frustration* «I just need to w***(A.N.: censored ^_^;), elsewhere I cannot sleep!» Damn, damn, damn, damn! *Thinking about Tsukushi again, blushing* Not this girl again! She's not even this exciting, right? *Imagining a naked Tsukushi doing err! things. Well, use your imagination!* Damn! *Looking inside his pajama* I can't control myself! *Laying down* Well. I need to sleep, so. *Doing his little business and falling asleep*
2.Another Bad Hair Day
I'm in the middle of a playground my sister brought me. I hear some laughs.
-Hahahahaha! Look at this!
-What?
-This little boy.
-The one with kinky hair?
-Yeah! It looks so ugly!
I'm ugly? «Tsukasa! Why are you crying?»
-Neechan, they say I'm ugly!
-How can my cute little brother be ugly?
-My hair.
-It is true you are different. So I guess they are jealous of it. *Disappearing*
-Neechan, where are you going?
I'm now in elementary school. This is my first day. «Hey! You have a perm or what? I though only girls got a perm! Are you a girlish boy? Hahaha!», says a boy. I punch him. «That's generic! *Meaning 'genetic'* Stupid weakling!».
-Sorry.
-Yeah right! Now, take this! *Punching again* You're just jealous because I'm sooo special, stupid straight-haired!
-Tsukasa!
-Huh?
My three friends are here. «Did this boy teased you about your hair, Tsukasa?», says Sojiro.
-Yup! *Punching the boy again*
-You better stop being so sensitive about it before you kill someone. Stop now!, worries Akira.
-Yeah! It's no use fighting people because they are envious of your beautiful locks, continues Sojiro.
Beautiful locks? Hohohohohoho! *Proud* That's true. «I'm such a beautiful guy, isn't it Makino? Uh. Makino?»
-Ah, Doumyoji. Let's do it again like yersterday.
She's kissing me! Huh? Wait! She is taking a bath. with me? Mmmm. *Blushing and smiling* Oh, now she's scrubbing my back. Mmmmm. What a nice wife she would be. Wait! Did I say wife? Something's wrong with me. Mmm. Her skin is all slippery. I can feel her breasts on my back. *Aroused* Arrgh! This is too much! I can't take it anymore. Or rather, gonna take her. Huh?
PUNCH!
Ouch!!!
«I said I hate your hair!»
*Waking up* «Gyaaaaaaaaa!!» *Looking around* Phew! *Relaxing* Just a dream. I dreamt of her again. She wants me but she hates my hair. *Yawning* Shower or not? No need, I took a bath with Makino last night. Wait! What I'm thinking? *No thoughts for 10 minutes before realizing again* Too bad this was a dream. Gotta dress first. Oh! I think she said something about hating me wearing casual clothes at school. Where's that damn old uniform? [After breakfast] No school for me this morning. My hair is too important! *Going to the salon* «Hairdresser! Hurry and do something with my hair!»
-Okay Doumyoji-sama. Just sit and I'll see what I can do.
-I wanna change!
-A touch of colour?
-*Sarcastically* Yes, pink please! *Fuming* Hey! I'm a real man, okay!! These girlish things are not for me.
-So, you want to straightening it?
-Yes! Just wanna try it for a day.
-I understand. It will not be a problem.
-If you understand, just do it!
[Thirty minutes later] «Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey be careful! It hurts!»
-Sorry mister. Your curls are too long so it is hard to detangle them even when wet. Now is the time to cut it a bit.
-*Screaming* I know! That's why I'm here! Just do your job!
-Almost done... combing out it, I mean! Look yourself in the mirror. Hehehehe!
-Eeeeeeew.
*Eyes wide open* I look like someone who had an electric shock! Yuck! And the comb is full of dead hairs. «Now I need scissors.», says the hairdresser. CUT! CUT! CUT! *Worrying* «H. hey. Don't cut too much. » *The hairdresser is spraying something* Huh? What's this mixture now? «It's stinks!» Huh? And what's that now? Giant curlers? Big as bottles of wine. Damn! I look like an idiot like this! «Now, we just have to let it dry a few hours», explains he. Wait! He said I will stay like this how much time? *Grumbling* Why I'm doing all this for that stupid woman? [Four hours later] *Reading the papers* Why does it takes sooooo long? *Finishing a sandwich, munching, munching, munching* Ah! Finally the hairdresser is back. Hurry! Release me. Huh? It looks weird. Wait! Is that a flat iron that I see? Ah! Much better! Wait! What's this? «Hey! You're putting something greasy in my hair!»
-It will last a few hours like this. Tadaaa! It's done!
*Looking carefully at the mirror* Mmm. Not bad. Wait! *Touching his hair* Oh! It's so smooth and. Yuck! And greasy. Anyway, it doesn't change the fact that I'm the most beautiful guy on Earth. *Blushing* Makino will beg me to go out with her and then I will say. «Hohohohohohoho!» I'll see. Maybe I will give her that favour. She'll be so grateful she will do it with me. I'll get what I want and after I'll just have to dump her. What a perfect plan! [At school] Hohohoho! I can see Makino coming this way. «+Doumyoji!+» *Stopping altogether* «+Oh. Hey.+» Duh! Don't know what to say. Eek! What if she thinks I did it for her? Aaah! She's examining me! *Blushing* «+A-Anyway I didn't do this because of what you said!+» Yeah right! I'm such a bad liar. «+I just feel like making a change once a while! Don't misunderstand!+» Damn! Why I'm so clumsy when she's here? «+It really suits you.+», she says. *Blushing more* D-duh??? She likes it!! «+Is.. is that so?+» Aaargh! I'm so stupid! Tsukasa, say something intelligent. «+Well. Hahahaha!+» Duh! *Back to normal* «+It took me five hours to get it like this. +» FRIZ! FRIZ! FRIZ! FRIZ! FRIZ! *Screaming, angry and blushing* Damn, damn, damn, damn, f***! What a shame! Just in front of Makino. *Grumble, talking about that damn hairdresser* She's making fun of me!!! «+Hahahahaha!+»
-+Hey you don't laugh!+
-+Tsukasa!+
Huh?! Saved by Sojiro! Wait! Shizuka is back! Oh! Cool!! Gonna think later what I will do about that stupid Makino girl. [At the bar with the others F4 and Shizuka] Ah! I have so much fun with them. Even though they're always teasing me with my bad japanese. *Relaxing, sipping his whisky, talking about his sister* «+It must be lonely. The two of you were so close.+», says Shizuka. Yes I miss her, but. *Sighing* «+Another girl has already appeared to take her place. Makino Tsukushi.+» Akira! You big mouth! *Embarassed, blushing and strangling Akira, calling him names* «+You think I would go for a poor girl like that?+» I'm not interested. isn't it? *Doubting* Huh. [Going home at four o'clock A.M.] *Still thinking about Tsukushi* I'm not interested, right? *Trying to convince himself* Not interested, not interested, not interested. Not interested, even if. *Sighing* She has such big unusual wonderful beautiful eyes. *Realizing his thoughts* Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh! I'm always thinking about her!! [Later, in bed] I can't sleep! Ah. I think I need my hentai magazines this time. *Searching* F***, where are they? Shit! Tama must have found them! Well. What about a good old porn video? *Again, searching without finding them, getting mad* Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! *Screaming his sexual frustration* «I just need to w***(A.N.: censored ^_^;), elsewhere I cannot sleep!» Damn, damn, damn, damn! *Thinking about Tsukushi again, blushing* Not this girl again! She's not even this exciting, right? *Imagining a naked Tsukushi doing err! things. Well, use your imagination!* Damn! *Looking inside his pajama* I can't control myself! *Laying down* Well. I need to sleep, so. *Doing his little business and falling asleep*