5.Incurable
The sun is hot. The sand is soft. The seabreeze is refreshning. The sound of the crashing waves is relaxing. The beer is good. Makino's lips are soooooo sweet and her breasts are soft. Wait! I'm dreaming about her again? «Hmmm. Doumyoji, don't stop!» Hohohohohoho! You bet! I will not gonna stop! Mmmmmmmmm.
«Mister! Wake up!»
-Huh? Makino? *Falling on the floor* Err! Tama! What are you doing in my ecchi dream?
-You are awake Mister! And you are late so hurry up. *Curious* Oh! Who's this Makino you were talking to asleep?
-Huh? *Yawning * She's just a classmate, for now.
-How cute! *Almost screaming* So hurry if you want to see her fast! *Normal voice* She seems to have a certain effect on you. *Smiling and leaving*
-A certain effect? She means this. *Looking down* Damn! I'm so hard again. Can I walk with that? Someday Makino, I will make you pay for all that. *Thinking about some ecchi things again* Hohohohoho! May this day come quickly. *Sighing, talking to himself* Calm down Tsukasa. You have to be patient. Be patient, be patient, be patient, be patient.
[At school] Be patient, be patient, be patient, be patient. Oh! This is Makino! *Coming to see her, smiling* «Hi! How do you do?» *Girls in school are whispering*
-Stop pestering me!
-Huh?! What? *Angry* How dare you talk to me like that? I was trying to be nice!
-You don't understand, I think. Come here! I will clarify things. *She takes his hand and they run to the emergency stairway*
-*Panting* Why did you bring me here?
-Hey! I ask the questions okay? Why do you act nice suddenly in front of everybody?
-But we called a truce, you remember?
-You baka, you don't understand anything! The others doesn't know yet!
-So what?
-Aaaaargh! Why do I have to explain you this? Do you know the way the girls talk about you when you are not there?
-Oh! That? Hohohohohohoho! *Extremely proud* I know that all the girls are crazy about me, of course!, I say.
-*Mad* Well, if they see you talking to me, then they will do bad things to me.
-Ah. Okay. I just have to tell them to stay away from you!
-*Screaming* No! Don't do that!
-Why not? They will see us having lunch together anyway.
-*Sighing* They will not see us.
-Huh?
-We'll eat lunch here.
-But I wanna eat at the cafetaria. They have chateaubriand beef today!! *Greedy expression* And chocolate mousse!
-*O_o, surprised, then amused* Hahahaha! You are almost cute with this expression on your face. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm sure you're a big fan of French cuisine, but we will eat lunch here. I didn't get early to prepare an extra bento for nothing!
-(Thoughts : She said I'm almost cute?) You mean, I will eat this commoner food again?
-You don't like it?
-Err. I'm not used to this stuff. *Seing Makino becoming mad* Okay, okay, okay! But next time, we will eat at the cafeteria.
-Why would there be a next time, baka?
RINGDINGDONG!
-*Rui is awaking, some stairs lower* Hum?
-*Tsukushi and Tsukasa : O_O* Rui!? You were here?, I say.
-Of course! *Yawning* This is my place. *Smiling* Hello guys! Huh? Is it time to go to class?
-*Tsukushi is running away, in chibi mode* I'm laaaaaate!!!
-What a weird girl. *Smiling*
-Rui.
-Hum?
-*Serious look* I want to ask you something.
-Ah. *Humming*
-Could you not interfere?
-Oh! But I don't care about your love interest. It's just. *Silence* I happened to save her a couple of times and we talk in this stairway almost everyday.
-What? *Jealous* You know her for how much time?
-Don't remember. *Scratching his head* Ah. I think the first time I saw her was. Hum. *Remembering* Two weeks ago or so. She came here to scream something. She seemed really pissed off then. I just thought she had a bad temper. *Smiling* I never met a girl so boyish. I mean Err! How could I say?
-Violent, aggressive, stubborn and all that?, I add.
-Yeah. She's just like you. *Smiling* But she's always after me. I don't really like that. I just want tranquility. I mean. She's okay. But not my type. *Silence* I think she likes me.
-*Mad* What???
-Good luck Tsukasa. It will not be easy for you. *Lost in his mind*
-Hey! What do you mean? She likes you? How come?
-I don't know. I don't care.
-A-anyway! I decided to stop fighting against her.
-If you want to become her boyfriend someday, this is a good beggining, states Rui.
-*Blushing* Sooooooo! The F4 will negotiate this peace treaty in Hawai and I want you to come with us.
-Okay. *Tsukasa is going away* Bye. *Talking to himself* They fit each other.
[Later, lunch time] Hmm. Everything is settled then. I wonder what Makino will think about this little surprise. Here she comes! *Coming very, very, very close to Tsukushi* «Hi! »
-*Surprised* Ah! Don't approch me that way, you pervert! And I told you to not talk to me in public!, she screams.
-Hey what did you do to Tsukushi-chan? I'm sure you forced her to accept your invitation, cries Kazuya.
-Kazuya, I'm sorry. I have a good reason, she replies.
-Yeah! This is apologetic. *Kazuya and Tsukushi O_O, Tsukasa is blushing* Err! I mean. Politic. *Kazuya and Tsukushi O_o* Well. *Blushing more* Diplomatic matters. It's all about peace.
-Mpffffahahahaha! Why using such serious words if you can't use them properly?, teases Makino.
-Yeah! You are retarded or what?, adds Kazuya.
-Oumph! *Frowning* Just open your locker.
-Of course! I have to take the bentos, baka! *Surprised look* Huh? What's this? A white tag? *People whispering, also surprised*
-*Talking all loud to everybody* Hey! Listen you all! The F4 called a truce with Makino-san. So don't harrass her if you don't want problems. Is it clear?
-*People O_O, whispering* This is the first time the F4 do something like that!
-*Tsukushi is mad* What is this? Why did you do that? I can't understand!
-They will let you be now. Is it not what you wanted to?
-Bu-but. *Confused, O_o*
[In the emergency stairs] Tssk. *Mad* How can it be? «Makino, we can't discuss here!»
-Why?
-There are way too much people!
-Hey! Tsukushi-chan promised to eat lunch with me, says Kazuya.
-This is my place. Stop being so noisy all of you, adds Rui before returning into his inner world again.
*Vein pop, sitting* And I though I could eat alone with her! What a mess! Anyway, this food is not that bad. *Munching, munching, munching* Not bad at all. In fact, this is good. *Munching more* Huh? Makino is looking at me? *Blushing* She's smiling at me! Oh! I feel dizzy! Gotta calm down. *Sighing* Oh! Is she blushing? *Looking at her* Ah. I can't think. Huh? She's suddenly looking back. *Lost in each others eyes* Wow! I experienced that before. Her eyes are incredible. Ouch! She hit my head. «Aaaaaaaargh! Stop it! Stop looking at me like that! I hate it!», she screams like crazy.
-Yeah! Don't stare so intensely at Tsukushi-chan, adds Kazuya.
-*Blushing and blatantly lying* That's because her face is sooooo weird. And she had something disgusting inside her nose.
-*Rui is returning into the real world* Tsukasa. Just be honest. *Yawning*
-*Embarrassed* Shut up Rui!
-Are you shy? *Rui is laughing quietly* This is new.
-Ah! Nevermind! Let's discuss, Makino.
-I already told you two of my important points. The third will be that you stop all this red tag thing. What's yours?
-Err. Hum. I wrote a list. There. Just read it.
-What a bad handwriting you have! *Reading all loud* First. Stop the fight. *Looking at Tsukasa* I agree. Second. *O_O* Whaaaaaaat? No. Not this. I refuse to hang around you. I said I never want to say your face again after all this is over!
-So. We don't agree. We will negotiate this in Hawai.
-Hey! I'm not finished! Three. Be friends? *Looking at Tsukasa * No way! Baka!
-Baka yourself! Just say right now you will disagree to point four, then.
-*Reading* Four. Huh? You want to give me that power? *Tempted* Err. This. This is surprising. Why would you do that? *Confused* I-I don't know if I should agree or not.
-*Smiling* We will talk about this during the vacation, then. I'm leaving. Bye.
-Hey! Wait!, I hear Makino screaming, but I go anyway.
*Walking away* Hohohohohoho! I knew it! I knew she would fall for that! Rui is right. She is just like me. Even if she pretends to be a nice quiet girl, she is not like that at all! She wants power, she wants to be respected. I can give her that. And then, she will fall for me. *Blushing* «Hey Tsukasa! What's running in your wild imagination now?», asks Sojiro, suddenly here with Akira.
-*Smiling* Hohohohohoho!
-*Akira is happy* So. It worked then?
-*Sojiro and Akira at unison* You did it!
-Huh? Yeah. I invited her to go to Hawai.
-And then she fell in your arms, saying : *Akira is changing his voice* 'Oh! Tsukasa, you are wonderful!'
-And you replied : 'It's all because I love you.' And you kissed, plays Sojiro.
-*Annoyed* What are you joking about?
-*Sigh* We know. You are slow. But Makino is the worst, states Akira.
-Yeah! I bet she is denying the fact that she could be attracted by you, adds Sojiro.
-Why?
-Because she hates you! Or thinks she hates you.
-This is normal after what you have done to her, concludes Akira.
-Shut up! I'm going home.
[Walking on the streets, thinking aboutTsukushi during hours] She don't hate me that much! I'm sure I have a chance then. Is this why she was looking at me that way? And she was blushing too! And she also prepared me a lunch. *Smiling* This was a good day today!
Bipbipbipbipbip! (A.N. : Imagine a cell phone wich the ring is 'I've got you under my skin' by Cole Porter)
-Hello? Rui? Huh? She questioned you a lot about me? What did you replied? The truth? What do you mean? Huh? Bastard! *Blushing* Oh! She said that? Well. Thank you. Err. I know you're my best friend! Okay! Bye.
*Remembering* He said : «I think she might come to like you someday. She was interested to hear about you a lot.» *Jumping* «Woohoo!» This was a really really really good day!
The sun is hot. The sand is soft. The seabreeze is refreshning. The sound of the crashing waves is relaxing. The beer is good. Makino's lips are soooooo sweet and her breasts are soft. Wait! I'm dreaming about her again? «Hmmm. Doumyoji, don't stop!» Hohohohohoho! You bet! I will not gonna stop! Mmmmmmmmm.
«Mister! Wake up!»
-Huh? Makino? *Falling on the floor* Err! Tama! What are you doing in my ecchi dream?
-You are awake Mister! And you are late so hurry up. *Curious* Oh! Who's this Makino you were talking to asleep?
-Huh? *Yawning * She's just a classmate, for now.
-How cute! *Almost screaming* So hurry if you want to see her fast! *Normal voice* She seems to have a certain effect on you. *Smiling and leaving*
-A certain effect? She means this. *Looking down* Damn! I'm so hard again. Can I walk with that? Someday Makino, I will make you pay for all that. *Thinking about some ecchi things again* Hohohohoho! May this day come quickly. *Sighing, talking to himself* Calm down Tsukasa. You have to be patient. Be patient, be patient, be patient, be patient.
[At school] Be patient, be patient, be patient, be patient. Oh! This is Makino! *Coming to see her, smiling* «Hi! How do you do?» *Girls in school are whispering*
-Stop pestering me!
-Huh?! What? *Angry* How dare you talk to me like that? I was trying to be nice!
-You don't understand, I think. Come here! I will clarify things. *She takes his hand and they run to the emergency stairway*
-*Panting* Why did you bring me here?
-Hey! I ask the questions okay? Why do you act nice suddenly in front of everybody?
-But we called a truce, you remember?
-You baka, you don't understand anything! The others doesn't know yet!
-So what?
-Aaaaargh! Why do I have to explain you this? Do you know the way the girls talk about you when you are not there?
-Oh! That? Hohohohohohoho! *Extremely proud* I know that all the girls are crazy about me, of course!, I say.
-*Mad* Well, if they see you talking to me, then they will do bad things to me.
-Ah. Okay. I just have to tell them to stay away from you!
-*Screaming* No! Don't do that!
-Why not? They will see us having lunch together anyway.
-*Sighing* They will not see us.
-Huh?
-We'll eat lunch here.
-But I wanna eat at the cafetaria. They have chateaubriand beef today!! *Greedy expression* And chocolate mousse!
-*O_o, surprised, then amused* Hahahaha! You are almost cute with this expression on your face. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm sure you're a big fan of French cuisine, but we will eat lunch here. I didn't get early to prepare an extra bento for nothing!
-(Thoughts : She said I'm almost cute?) You mean, I will eat this commoner food again?
-You don't like it?
-Err. I'm not used to this stuff. *Seing Makino becoming mad* Okay, okay, okay! But next time, we will eat at the cafeteria.
-Why would there be a next time, baka?
RINGDINGDONG!
-*Rui is awaking, some stairs lower* Hum?
-*Tsukushi and Tsukasa : O_O* Rui!? You were here?, I say.
-Of course! *Yawning* This is my place. *Smiling* Hello guys! Huh? Is it time to go to class?
-*Tsukushi is running away, in chibi mode* I'm laaaaaate!!!
-What a weird girl. *Smiling*
-Rui.
-Hum?
-*Serious look* I want to ask you something.
-Ah. *Humming*
-Could you not interfere?
-Oh! But I don't care about your love interest. It's just. *Silence* I happened to save her a couple of times and we talk in this stairway almost everyday.
-What? *Jealous* You know her for how much time?
-Don't remember. *Scratching his head* Ah. I think the first time I saw her was. Hum. *Remembering* Two weeks ago or so. She came here to scream something. She seemed really pissed off then. I just thought she had a bad temper. *Smiling* I never met a girl so boyish. I mean Err! How could I say?
-Violent, aggressive, stubborn and all that?, I add.
-Yeah. She's just like you. *Smiling* But she's always after me. I don't really like that. I just want tranquility. I mean. She's okay. But not my type. *Silence* I think she likes me.
-*Mad* What???
-Good luck Tsukasa. It will not be easy for you. *Lost in his mind*
-Hey! What do you mean? She likes you? How come?
-I don't know. I don't care.
-A-anyway! I decided to stop fighting against her.
-If you want to become her boyfriend someday, this is a good beggining, states Rui.
-*Blushing* Sooooooo! The F4 will negotiate this peace treaty in Hawai and I want you to come with us.
-Okay. *Tsukasa is going away* Bye. *Talking to himself* They fit each other.
[Later, lunch time] Hmm. Everything is settled then. I wonder what Makino will think about this little surprise. Here she comes! *Coming very, very, very close to Tsukushi* «Hi! »
-*Surprised* Ah! Don't approch me that way, you pervert! And I told you to not talk to me in public!, she screams.
-Hey what did you do to Tsukushi-chan? I'm sure you forced her to accept your invitation, cries Kazuya.
-Kazuya, I'm sorry. I have a good reason, she replies.
-Yeah! This is apologetic. *Kazuya and Tsukushi O_O, Tsukasa is blushing* Err! I mean. Politic. *Kazuya and Tsukushi O_o* Well. *Blushing more* Diplomatic matters. It's all about peace.
-Mpffffahahahaha! Why using such serious words if you can't use them properly?, teases Makino.
-Yeah! You are retarded or what?, adds Kazuya.
-Oumph! *Frowning* Just open your locker.
-Of course! I have to take the bentos, baka! *Surprised look* Huh? What's this? A white tag? *People whispering, also surprised*
-*Talking all loud to everybody* Hey! Listen you all! The F4 called a truce with Makino-san. So don't harrass her if you don't want problems. Is it clear?
-*People O_O, whispering* This is the first time the F4 do something like that!
-*Tsukushi is mad* What is this? Why did you do that? I can't understand!
-They will let you be now. Is it not what you wanted to?
-Bu-but. *Confused, O_o*
[In the emergency stairs] Tssk. *Mad* How can it be? «Makino, we can't discuss here!»
-Why?
-There are way too much people!
-Hey! Tsukushi-chan promised to eat lunch with me, says Kazuya.
-This is my place. Stop being so noisy all of you, adds Rui before returning into his inner world again.
*Vein pop, sitting* And I though I could eat alone with her! What a mess! Anyway, this food is not that bad. *Munching, munching, munching* Not bad at all. In fact, this is good. *Munching more* Huh? Makino is looking at me? *Blushing* She's smiling at me! Oh! I feel dizzy! Gotta calm down. *Sighing* Oh! Is she blushing? *Looking at her* Ah. I can't think. Huh? She's suddenly looking back. *Lost in each others eyes* Wow! I experienced that before. Her eyes are incredible. Ouch! She hit my head. «Aaaaaaaargh! Stop it! Stop looking at me like that! I hate it!», she screams like crazy.
-Yeah! Don't stare so intensely at Tsukushi-chan, adds Kazuya.
-*Blushing and blatantly lying* That's because her face is sooooo weird. And she had something disgusting inside her nose.
-*Rui is returning into the real world* Tsukasa. Just be honest. *Yawning*
-*Embarrassed* Shut up Rui!
-Are you shy? *Rui is laughing quietly* This is new.
-Ah! Nevermind! Let's discuss, Makino.
-I already told you two of my important points. The third will be that you stop all this red tag thing. What's yours?
-Err. Hum. I wrote a list. There. Just read it.
-What a bad handwriting you have! *Reading all loud* First. Stop the fight. *Looking at Tsukasa* I agree. Second. *O_O* Whaaaaaaat? No. Not this. I refuse to hang around you. I said I never want to say your face again after all this is over!
-So. We don't agree. We will negotiate this in Hawai.
-Hey! I'm not finished! Three. Be friends? *Looking at Tsukasa * No way! Baka!
-Baka yourself! Just say right now you will disagree to point four, then.
-*Reading* Four. Huh? You want to give me that power? *Tempted* Err. This. This is surprising. Why would you do that? *Confused* I-I don't know if I should agree or not.
-*Smiling* We will talk about this during the vacation, then. I'm leaving. Bye.
-Hey! Wait!, I hear Makino screaming, but I go anyway.
*Walking away* Hohohohohoho! I knew it! I knew she would fall for that! Rui is right. She is just like me. Even if she pretends to be a nice quiet girl, she is not like that at all! She wants power, she wants to be respected. I can give her that. And then, she will fall for me. *Blushing* «Hey Tsukasa! What's running in your wild imagination now?», asks Sojiro, suddenly here with Akira.
-*Smiling* Hohohohohoho!
-*Akira is happy* So. It worked then?
-*Sojiro and Akira at unison* You did it!
-Huh? Yeah. I invited her to go to Hawai.
-And then she fell in your arms, saying : *Akira is changing his voice* 'Oh! Tsukasa, you are wonderful!'
-And you replied : 'It's all because I love you.' And you kissed, plays Sojiro.
-*Annoyed* What are you joking about?
-*Sigh* We know. You are slow. But Makino is the worst, states Akira.
-Yeah! I bet she is denying the fact that she could be attracted by you, adds Sojiro.
-Why?
-Because she hates you! Or thinks she hates you.
-This is normal after what you have done to her, concludes Akira.
-Shut up! I'm going home.
[Walking on the streets, thinking aboutTsukushi during hours] She don't hate me that much! I'm sure I have a chance then. Is this why she was looking at me that way? And she was blushing too! And she also prepared me a lunch. *Smiling* This was a good day today!
Bipbipbipbipbip! (A.N. : Imagine a cell phone wich the ring is 'I've got you under my skin' by Cole Porter)
-Hello? Rui? Huh? She questioned you a lot about me? What did you replied? The truth? What do you mean? Huh? Bastard! *Blushing* Oh! She said that? Well. Thank you. Err. I know you're my best friend! Okay! Bye.
*Remembering* He said : «I think she might come to like you someday. She was interested to hear about you a lot.» *Jumping* «Woohoo!» This was a really really really good day!