Friends like this…Who needs enemies
By Evil-Zero
Author: I have been forced into creating a new character
Sasami: That's right
Author: All because of your damn questionnaire
Sasami: Well if you stopped killing the cast maybe we wouldn't need more characters
Author: Take care you're not the next one to go
Sasami: Hah you won't kill me
Author: Why not?
Sasami: Then you'd have to think up a new ending
Author: If you don't shut up you'll regret it
Sasami: Nevermind I want you to write me a story
Author: What after all that cheek?
Sasami: I want a boyfriend…Or an orgy
Author: [Sarcastically] Oh is that all?
Sasami: No I also want…
Author: Cash first
Sasami: Story first
Author: Cash first or you get Yosho as your boyfriend
Sasami: I'll pay don't worry. Here [Gives Author money]
Author: [Smiles] Thought you'd see things my way
Sasami: Just start writing
Ryoko: Just remember that Tenchi's mine
Sasami: Don't worry I don't want Tenchi
Ryoko: Oh and why not? Something wrong with him?
Sasami: Yeah his nose bleeds anytime a girls naked near him
Author: Yeah we had to plug his nose up for WARMER
Ryoko: Yeah could you do me a favour?
Author: [Grins] Sure
Ryoko: Give me back my clothes
Author: Fine
Ryoko: Stop Tenchi's nose bleeding all the time
Sasami: And remember No Yosho Boyfriend…Got it?
Author: Sure
Tenchi: Baka….work in the fields all year
Ryoko: What's wrong Tenchi
Tenchi: Grandfather's making me work in the fields all year
Ryoko: Don't worry Sasami will put in a good word with her boyfriend for you
Sasami: Yosho is not going to be my Boyfriend
Tenchi: Hey Author can you do me a favour?
Author: Yeah I suppose so
Tenchi: Great
Author: Now let's see the story needs Orgies (Tenchi's nose bleeds)(Ryoko Groans) New Character, Sasami Boyfriend, Ryoko's Favour (Ryoko grins and Tenchi has another Nose bleed) A favour for Tenchi (Tenchi Grins) The usual ending for Sasami (Sasami Grins Tenchi has another nosebleed Ryoko Groans) some fun for Mihoshi
Mihoshi: Yeah
Author: And a carrot field for Ryo-oki
Ryo-oki: MEOW
Sasami: Ha Ha I think she likes that part
Author: Surprise surprise [Dripping with sarcasm]
Ryoko: Yeah
Washu: Hey Author I need a favour
Author: And a favour for Washu
Tenchi: [Gulps] What kind of favour?
Washu and Author: You'll see
The day started the same as any other. Sasami cooked breakfast, Mihoshi woke up after falling off the couch, Washu was in her lab, Ryo-oki was eating carrots and Tenchi and Ryoko were…busy
"Breakfast is ready" shouted Sasami
"I'm busy right now" yelled Tenchi and Ryoko
"Well you're still coming to breakfast" was the reply as she started marching up the stairs
"We're not decent"
"Bit of an understatement Ryoko, besides it wouldn't be the first time I've seen you naked"
"Oh come on, five more minutes?"
"Two" Sasami shouted as she headed down the stairs (Ryoko: Thanks)(Author: You're welcome)
"Like the goddamn energiser bunny lately" Mumbled Sasami
"Tell me about it" muttered Washu "I can't get any work done for the noise"
"What is the telly to loud?" asked Mihoshi
*Sigh* was all that came from Washu and Sasami "No Mihoshi it's fine"
"Ok then Washu" cried Mihoshi as she went back to watching cartoons
Sasami and Washu sat there eating breakfast talking about things when Tenchi and Ryoko appeared…Exhausted from…Happy time. "What's wrong? Run out of steam?" asked Sasami sarcastically.
"No our two minutes were up Sasami" replied Tenchi
"Ruined a great morning, some friend" muttered Ryoko
"Well eat your breakfast, I want to know what you think"
"Hey what is this Sasami?" asked Tenchi
"It's something called a full English breakfast. I saw it on telly, I think it's nice"
"Mmmhhh delicious, it's great, well done Sasami" said Ryoko between mouthfuls "Can we have this more often?"
"Sure Ryoko. Anything for my space pirate partner, tehe" giggled Sasami.
Suddenly Ryoko stopped eating and looked at the roof. Everyone turned to look at her.
"What's wrong Ryoko" asked a concerned Tenchi
"Nagi" spat Ryoko
"What? Where?" stuttered Tenchi
"Here" replied Nagi just before booting him in the stomach and sending him against the wall. He hit with a sickening thud (Author: I thought it was quite pleasant) (Tenchi: She just booted me in the gut, what's pleasant about that?) (Author: I could have had her kick you somewhere else) (Tenchi: [Gulp] Ok Ok you win)
"Tenchi" cried Ryoko
"Ryoko" growled Nagi
"Nagi" spat Ryoko
"Damn why do they have to have adverts?" muttered Mihoshi as the cartoons were interrupted
Everyone stopped, looked at Mihoshi and sighed.
"That's our Mihoshi" exclaimed Washu
"Let's finish this Ryoko"
"Not a problem Nagi" replied Ryoko as she flew towards Nagi with her sword ready.
Ducking under Ryoko's slash Nagi came up with her energy whip aiming for Ryoko's throat only to meet Ryoko's foot as it collided solidly with Nagi's jaw. The blow staggered Nagi and she staggered backwards blocking swing after swing of Ryoko's sword.
Not good thought Nagi. She's winning She ducked again and was about to lunge at Ryoko's back when she noticed something strange…No one else was in the room! This had Nagi confused as she had expected them all to attack her and help Ryoko. Instead it seemed like they had abandoned her to fight Nagi alone. Turning she caught sight of Ryoko preparing to lunge at her. Ha it's not going to be that easy she thought as she swung her whip at Ryoko's head…And got it. As she tightened the Burning energy whip around Ryoko's neck she noticed something that shouldn't be happening, Ryoko was laughing.
Then it hit her, not just realisation but also the blow from Ryoko that knocked her out. As she fell she realised that she had only been fighting Ryoko's ghost image and that Washu must have hidden the rest of them while she was fighting. DAMN they hadn't abandoned her they had actually been helping her humiliate Nagi.
"She's awake now Washu" She heard as she started to regain consciousness
"Good, Get the others Sasami"
"Ok Washu"
She opened her eyes to see a fuzzy looking picture. She blinked until everything came into focus. Forcefield in front of her, reinforced concrete walls behind and to the sides of her and a lousy bed. Yep she was in a prison she thought.
"Hey Nagi. Like the view?" mocked Ryoko
Nagi looked at the plain whit walls and the blue forcefield "Not my colour" she stated
"What's up? Low on cash? You must be stupid to try attacking all of us." Asked Ryoko
"Actually I wasn't here for your bounties"
"You're not?" Asked a sceptical Ryoko
"Actually, I'm here to ask for your help" Replied a grinning Nagi
"Help…You want me? To help you? Ha…Ha…Haha….HAHAHAHAHAHAH" was the reply as Ryoko fell against the floor laughing like a maniac "Oh this is rich"
"Didn't think you'd believe me"
"Ok you obviously put a lot of work into this joke so let's hear the rest of it" Managed a still giggling Ryoko
"There's a bounty out on some guy who pissed off some very rich and extremely powerful people"
"SO?" managed a still sore Tenchi
"So I wanted to know if you'd help me kill him, collect the bounty and you could have whatever he has stashed away"
"What exactly does he have stashed away?" asked a by now interested Sasami
"Don't know exactly. He's been in the pirate business for a long time though if the rumours are true. Got quite a few big Jobs in his time to"
"Ok we're interested. Now get to why you need us and who this guy is" Demanded Washu
"I need you because I doubt even I can do this and I only know the name he goes by"
"That would be?" Demanded a losing his patience Tenchi
"The Darkwalker" replied Nagi in a slightly hushed tone
"Who?" asked Tenchi and Sasami together
"You're kidding…Right?" Asked Ryoko and Washu together
"First no I'm not kidding and second he's a legend. If the rumours and legends are true this guy is over three million years old and can't die… at least not that anybody has managed"
"Or even tried in the last two thousand years" added Washu
"Oh com'on how tough can he be against all six of us?" asked a sceptical Tenchi
"Tough enough that he walked right into a temple of Tokoimi, Stole her entire set of Worship stones and left without Tokimi even challenging him"
"Why not?" asked a confused Sasami "Isn't Tokimi the vengeful violent and all powerful elder god? Why would she be afraid of this Dirk Waker"
"That's Darkwalker Sasami and Tokimi didn't challenge him because the last three gods who tried to stop him died trying" Answered Ryoko
"WHAT I thought it was impossible to kill a god" said a startled Tenchi
"It's supposed to be, but obviously no one told this guy. It's even rumoured that he is a god. He's the self professed God Of Death" answered Washu in a remarkably serious voice
"I thought there was only a Goddess of Death" asked Ryoko
"There were rumours that she had an Assistant who got bored and left" said Washu "Of course it could just be another story like the story about him being able to Walk on the sun without getting burnt"
"But if he's that powerful why try" asked Sasami
"Because people don't think it's the real Darkwalker, We think it's some one using his image to get away with anything" said Nagi
"And just incase it was the real one no one would dare challenge him, I get it" shouted Sasami
"Ah what the hell let's do it" Grinned Ryoko
"Umm can I get out of this cell now?" asked Nagi
"Sure" replied Washu
"But no funny stuff" growled Tenchi
"Well let's go kill the God Of Death
"Oh are we going to Visit Darkwalker? He's so polite, very well mannered…And a great flirt" giggled Mihoshi
"WHAT" yelled everyone in the room
"You've met him?" asked Ryoko
"He didn't kill you?" asked Nagi
"How powerful is he?" demanded Washu
"Where does he live? DO you know?" asked Tenchi
"Is he Cute?" shouted Sasami (Author: Sasami could you please wait till later before you start demanding things) (Sasami: you promised) (Author: Wait a bit will ya)
"Yes, No, Very , Two delnoa drive on the fifth moon of Elonoght, Of course I just told you didn't I? And Yes he is very cute" replied Mihoshi to all the Questions.
"When did you meet him?" asked Washu
"Oh a couple of centuries ago" giggled Mihoshi
"Nagi where were we going to find this Dirt Maker?" asked a nervous Tenchi
"For the last Time It's DARKWALKER…D.A.R.K.W.A.L.K.E.R…DARKWALKER. Get it right and we were going to the exact same place as where the bubble head said…And we're still going…Right?" asked Nagi
"Hell yeah. If he's cute then I want to meet him" answered Sasami
"Looks like it's decided then" answered Washu matter a factly.
A few Hours later on board the Ryo-oki. Ryoko was piloting Tenchi was meditating (Author: Wuss) Sasami was playing with her…(Sasami: Say it and Die…Slowly) (Author: Gulp) err hair Washu was typing on her holo computer Mihoshi was snoring and Nagi was just standing around.
"So that's it…looks nice" stated Ryoko as she brought Ryo-oki to a hover over what could best be described as a haunted mansion. Black, eerie, spooky and just basically damn scary looking.
"Shall we knock?" asked Tenchi trying to lighten the mood.
"S..Su..Sure on you go" Stammered Nagi
Slowly the group approached the front door. As they got closer they noticed that the sky looked darker from here. As Tenchi went to open the door it suddenly opened on it's own.
"Creepy" stated Sasami
Slowly the group crept into the house. They checked room after room until they finally hit what could only be described as the jackpot.
There was a ton of RARE jewel in one corner, shelves full of diamond statues of everything; a globe of the Planet Earth was sitting in the middle of the room. It had been carved out of pure black marble and the detail was incredible. Gold and silver statues and jewellery surrounded the room.
"To hell with bounty hunting I'm joining you, the retirement plan is much better" Stated Nagi
"That's one way of putting it, this stuff is worth Billions" stammered Tenchi
"OOOhhh this is pretty," shouted Mihoshi as she tried on a beautiful gold necklace with two perfect diamond spheres set in it.
"I wonder why no one ever thought of this before?" asked Ryoko as she started to help the others grab things and put them in bags.
"Maybe that's why!" said Washu in a shaky voice.
"What?" asked the group. They followed the point of Washu's finger until they noticed the five Worship stones of Tokimi on the wall.
"Maybe we should just take what we have and leave" suggested Sasami
"A better idea would be to just leave" came a voice from the shadows. "I must say I'm impressed most people aren't brave enough…or stupid enough to try this sort of thing"
"Who are you and where are you?" Shouted Tenchi looking around trying to find the owner of the voice
"I am Darkwalker…And there's no need to shout…I'm right here" as he appeared right behind Tenchi seemingly just coming from the shadows themselves.
"Wha…" Cried Tenchi as he backed Quickly away bringing up and activating Tenchi-ken at the same time. Ryoko and Sasami were beside him in an instant both with swords drawn and determined looks on there faces. Nagi had her whip drawn but was circling behind Darkwalker Mihoshi was just standing there smiling and waving at him.
"Hi Mr Darkwalker. Do you remember me?" she giggled
"Of course I do Miss Mihoshi. I see you are no longer with the Galaxy Police" came the reply.
"Why don't you come out of the shadows so we can get a good look at you? Asked Sasami
Slowly the figure moved closer until everyone could clearly see him
"Your not human" Yelled Tenchi
"What gave it away?" replied Darkwalker in a sarcastic tone of voice
Sasami giggled. Anyone could see that he was obviously not human. For one thing he had burning red eyes, there were no pupils in his eyes and his face seemed more cat like than human, actually quite similar to Ryoko's she thought. He was quite tall and well built, at least six foot tall and heavily muscled she guessed. He was dressed entirely in black. He don't put the fear of God into…Well gods without good reason she thought.
He didn't seem to be carrying any weapons that she could see. In that respect he was actually seemed even more dangerous. Here he was surrounded by the most feared Space pirates and Bounty hunter in the universe today all of them with weapons drawn and he wasn't even slightly intimidated. Scary. And he was pretty good looking if you looked at him from the right angle.
"It's okay you can put your weapons away, I'm not going to attack you unless you do something stupid" he said smiling. A smile that showed two large fangs.
"If it's all the same to you we'll keep them out thank you" Growled Tenchi
"Suit yourself" Replied Darkwalker in a very pleasant voice "But I would not recommend trying to attack me. I don't usually fight kids but don't think I wouldn't"
"Who are you calling a kid," yelled Washu, "I'm an Elder goddess and I'm sure I'm older than you"
"Doubt it" came the reply "I've been around a long time"
"I still say we get the bounty on this guy" Growled Nagi "We outnumber him six to one, we can take him"
"I'm not the God of Death for my good looks you know"
Sasami Giggled "You could have fooled me"
"Thank you"
Washu stepped forward now "Are you actually a real God? Or are you just acting like one?"
"I was the First Sin"
"When Cain murdered Able" gasped Washu
"I suppose you could say I was the real death, I was able to do anything I wanted, I could tell gods what to do, kill them if they bored me but it becomes boring after the first two billion years. So I decided to live in the Mortal world as Shinagami. I am still Immortal of course"
"Shinagami?" asked Tenchi
"God Of Death" explained Washu "So that explains why the Gods are afraid of you. You can still kill them can't you?"
Darkwalker just smiled
"Look as interesting as this is, I want this stuff, it's worth Billions" exclaimed Nagi
"Three point four five nine Billion to be exact" announced Darkwalker "And it's mine"
"Look how about a bet?" asked Ryoko
"Listening" was the reply
"We're the most feared space pirates in the universe and it's bad for our rep if we don't come back with something so how about a deal?"
"Still listening"
"You said you were bored with how life was. If we can defeat you in a fight we can take the stuff?"
"And if I win?"
"We put it back and you'll have had some fun…Deal?"
"Deal…With one little change"
"What?" asked Tenchi suspiciously
"If you lose you have to dust the house…You have no idea how much work it is to keep this place clean. Is it a deal?"
"Yes" They all answered
"Then let us begin"
Immediately Nagi leapt at him swinging her whip at his ankle hoping to pull him off balance. But he just moved to the side and as she flew past him brought his elbow down on he back. "Arrgghh" "Next" he asked looking totally calm. Ryoko and Tenchi flew at him going high and low, as Tenchi swung for his legs and Ryoko swung her sword at his throat he simply leant back to avoid Ryoko's slash and kicked his feet out at Tenchi's face, avoiding his attack and breaking his nose at the same time. (Ryoko: What about my favour) (Author: I'm working on it)
As Tenchi lay on the ground holding his nose and trying to stop the blood pouring out of it Ryoko went for Darkwalker again while Mihoshi started firing at him. Somehow he seemed to be able to avoid bullets as easily as Ryoko's sword since there wasn't even a scratch on him.
"Stay still and fight damn you" growled Ryoko as he ducked under another slash.
"If you insist" he replied blocking her swing by grabbing her sword with his left hand.
"What? How can you do that?"
"It's complicated" he replied as he formed a pure black energy scythe in his right hand. "Now you wished to fight?"
Releasing her sword he swung the scythe up at her from an angle, she jumped back barely blocking the blow.
Suddenly a bright red energy sword like her own stabbed through his chest she quickly followed up by stabbing her own sword into his gut as Sasami delivered a crushing roundhouse kick to his jaw. Ryoko smiled, so he was over rated she though as she removed her sword at the same time as Washu.
Instead of doubling over in pain like she expected however he laughed. Laughed. How we stabbed through the heart and Stomach broke his jaw and he's laughing?
"Very good…very good indeed. But enough of this Sesame Street is on soon" he stated as Nagi got up and stared in disbelief as the two holes in him vanished. The clothes were still ripped but he was unhurt. shit
Suddenly he brought the scythe up and slashed Ryoko's chest open Before spinning round and slicing Washu's stomach open. A quick kick to the face had Sasami unconscious while a Jab to the face dropped Tenchi…with a fresh nosebleed.
Nagi watched as four of her new group were either seriously injured or knocked out in less than ten seconds…Not good definitely not good. That only left her and the ditz against the God Of Death…Lousy odds.
As Mihoshi fired at Darkwalker though she saw her chance his back was turned to her and he was already busy attacking Mihoshi. She ran at him aiming for his throat with her whip.
Darkwalker smiled…Too easy he thought as he continued through on his upwards swing with the scythe he missed Mihoshi although he had never been aiming for her.
Nagi realised her mistake as he spun round and slammed the Scythe into her left shoulder. Her last thought before falling unconscious was that hurt…a lot
Not even bothering to look he shot his right leg out behind him slamming his heel into Mihoshi's gut effectively knocking her out cold. As he looked around at the bodies on the floor he smiled…his cleaner was going to have hell trying to get the blood stains out of the carpet.
Sasami woke up feeling like she'd just been on a week long bar crawl (Sasami: Now if you find a way to get that in the story I'd be get grateful) (Author: How Grateful?) (Sasami: Normal ending and no complaints) (Author: Think about it) to find herself in a room that could only be described as amazingly beautiful. She was lying on a four poster bed with priceless pictures all over, a beautiful mahogany desk sat in one corner with a bunch of half written stories lying on it.
"Ah your awake I see" came darkwalker's voice
"Where am I? Why aren't I dead? Where are my friends? Is this your room?" blurted out Sasami
"My Room, would you rather be dead? Healing and yes" came the calm and steady answers from an equally calm Darkwalker who was sitting on a expertly carved Oak chair beside the bed.
"Did you make that chair?" asked Sasami
"Yes, and everything else in this room" replied Darkwalker without any sign of emotion
"So why am I in your room?" asked Sasami with a Slight smile on her face
"You were less severely hurt than your friends for which I apologise I did not mean to hurt them like that but they will be fine don't worry" he said with a perfectly straight face. However a smile spread across his face as he said "And you're in my room because you're cute"
"Cute or sexy?" asked Sasami in a very flirty voice
"Which do you prefer?"
"Shut up and Kiss me" ordered Sasami
"My pleasure" was all she heard
DUE TO TIME CONSTRAINTS CENSORING WILL CONTINUE
Mean while elsewhere in the mansion
"Oh my head" moaned Tenchi as he staggered out a glass capsule
"Never mind your head what about my shoulder?" Asked Nagi wandering out a similar capsule feeling her shoulder where the scythe had gone through. Amazingly there was no mark whatsoever.
"To hell with us where's Sasami?" asked a very concerned Ryoko
"Amazing" muttered Washu "These capsule's must be advanced healing machines of some sort"
"Arrrggh" cried Tenchi
"What? What's wrong Tenchi?" asked an alarmed Ryoko. It was just then that she realised that she was, like everyone else, completely naked.
"Hey Tenchi's pretty excited" taunted Washu
"Tenchi immediately tried to hide it but everyone saw what Washu meant (Author: One favour for Washu completed) (Ryoko: MOM)
"Hey Tenchi, why isn't your nose bleeding?" asked Mihoshi
"HUH?" blurted out Tenchi as he reached up to his face to check, completely forgetting about modesty until Nagi, Mihoshi and Washu started with the appreciative whistles.
"Arrghh" cried Tenchi once more
"Hmmm" started Washu as she typed something into her holo Laptop. "It seems that that broken nose of yours had some benefits, it looks like your nosebleeds around naked woman will finally stop"
"YES" cried Ryoko as she punched the air in triumph (Ryoko: Author you are the Greatest) (Author: I Know)
As they changed back into their clothes they talked about what could have happened to Sasami
Suddenly Ryoko and Nagi both lifted their heads and looked at each other grinning
"Guess we don't have to worry about Sasami anymore" stated Nagi
"Wonder who'll last longest?" asked Ryoko with a grin
Later on as they were headed towards the moans Nagi started talking.
"So you and Tenchi finally got together?"
"Yep"
"He any good?"
"Hands Off" warned Ryoko
"Easy there, I'm just worried that he's using my little sister for quick sex" The words were dripping with sarcasm although neither one of them felt hatred towards the other any more.
"Since when?"
"Five seconds ago"
"That long ago?"
"Yep"
"I still say keep your hands off"
"Pity…anything else I can't use?"
As they rounded a corner they passed a large window which showed some fields. "Pretty weird place he has here" commented Nagi
"Yep" Replied Washu.
"Hey is that Ryo-oki?" asked Tenchi looking out to the fields
"Of course…Where else would Ryo-oki be other than a carrot field" sighed Ryoko
"Leave her this now, we need to find Sasami" Said Nagi
"Didn't know you cared Nagi" said a very untidy and sweaty looking Sasami
"I don't" replied Nagi grinning "I just want to know how good is he?"
"Damn good" giggled Sasami "Ryoko can I keep him please?" begged Sasami putting on her best puppy dog look
"As much as I would like to go with you Sasami I cannot" Stated a perfectly calm and composed (especially considering what had just happened) Darkwalker from behind Sasami. "I am glad to see that you have all fully recovered, I did not mean to hurt you that badly"
"You just wanted us to be able to dust" sneered Ryoko
"Oh don't worry, I have maids for that"
"You mean you fought us just for the sake of it?" asked an incredulous Tenchi
"Basically….Yes"
"You said you couldn't come home with us. Why not?" asked Mihoshi
"I have a long standing fight with Yosho. I do not think you would approve of me killing him"
"Actually I do, he's been giving me way to much work lately" answered Tenchi
"And that means I get less "Happy Time" with Tenchi" pouted Ryoko
"And that means Ryoko moans all the time" added Sasami
"And I have to listen to it through the link" Stated Washu
"You know what Ryoko's like when she's grumpy" added Nagi
"And I can't watch cartoons because Yosho is always putting on the politics Channel" complained Mihoshi
"No cartoons? He must face the wrath of The GOD OF DEATH" said the Darkwalker.
"Do you ever show emotions?" asked Nagi
"Yes" replied Sasami and Darkwalker together with grins on their faces
"Oh and you can still take any of the jewels and gold you want but the Worship Stones STAY."
"You were that good Sasami?" asked Ryoko with a naughty look on her face. "Way to go"
Sasami just stood there and blushed…bright red
"Hey I think I should get a shot" said Nagi while advancing on Darkwalker with a seductive smile.
"Get the hell away from my Boyfriend" (Sasami: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU AUTHOR [Has Author in bear like hug]) (Author: [gasping for air] Your….welco…..me Sasami…I…Need…Ai…r) yelled Sasami " Maybe later if your good" she added with a smile and winked at Nagi.
Later the group began the hard job of trying to get Ryo-oki to leave the carrots alone long enough to fly them back to Earth. Eventually they just gave up and waited for Ryo-oki to finish all the carrots before heading off. "My Gardener is going to hate me" mumbled Darkwalker
As soon as Ryo-oki touched down and beamed them off she turned back into a Cabbit and went off to the carrot fields with an eager look on her face. "Does she ever stop eating?" asked Tenchi
"Nope" stated Washu perfectly deadpan
"TENCHI, where have you been there are chores to do. The steps need cleaned, The onsen needs fixed and…" Yosho suddenly stopped talking as he caught sight of Darkwalker
Yosho immediately leapt into the air and summoned Tenchi-ken from Tenchi as activating it as soon as he had it in his hand bringing it down in a deadly swing aiming for Darkwalker's neck.
Just before the sword connected Darkwalker jumped back easily avoiding the blow while bringing his scythe into existence.
"You've goten old" taunted Darkwalker as he effortlessly avoided another of Yosho's attacks.
"You are still a coward" grunted Yosho as he tried again to hit Darkwalker "Stand and fight"
"Very well, prepare to meet your maker" said Darkwalker as he lunged forward slashing at Yosho's exposed chest only for Yosho to duck under and counter with his own stab at Darkwalker's heart which he easily avoided by throwing himself backwards before resuming the attack.
The rest of them just sat and watched as the two warriors exchanged blows thrusts cut parries and counter counter attacks.
"Let's leave them to it" suggested Ryoko.
"Yeah we might as well start carting this stuff in the house" stated Nagi.
And so they started carrying sacks and boxes of loot, jewels, statues to the house around the two combatants while Mihoshi watched cartoons (Would you trust Mihoshi with delicate and expensive statues???). They were all still at it six hours later.
"Aren't they nearly done yet?" complained Sasami
"Nope" replied Washu
"At least Mihoshi got to watch her cartoons" mentioned Nagi.
"What's the matter Yosho? Getting tired?" taunted Darkwalker as he caught the side of Yosho's arm leaving a thick trail of blood down his arm.
"Just stay dead this time" growled Yosho
"Nah to boring…and so is this!" as he suddenly leapt forward stabbing himself on Yosho's blade as he swung the scythe up and through Yosho's back killing him slowly and painfully.
"Add another to my score" was all Darkwalker simply said as he turned round spun the scythe in his hand and opened his fist as the scythe and hole disappeared.
"Show off" teased Sasami
"You never complained before" (Tenchi: The Author is god) (Author: Damn right I am)
The funeral had been quick, people had come up saying they were sorry and it had been announced that Tenchi would take over the shrine.
He had no problem with this, it meant he got to choose his own hours and even though he still did his chores he did them when and if he wanted.
Everyone was just lounging about a few day's later. Not much had changed other than Nagi and Ryoko had put their past's aside and were now actually getting along very well. Sasami was now officially dating Darkwalker who was now simply called Walker since it was shorter. Mihoshi was still Mihoshi, Washu was still inventing, Ryoko and Tenchi were still at it although Tenchi no longer had any nosebleeds. The only surprise was that Ryo-oki was drunk…on carrots!!!
(Author: Sasami you might want to get away from the window) (Sasami: Why?)
"MY CLOTHES"
Author grins as Sasami stalks towards him
"Well at least you warned me this time" said a smiling Sasami
ONCE AGAIN THIS PART IS CENSORED DUE TO MINORS
Author: Once again I am a genius
Washu: But I am still THE NUMBER ONE SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE UNIVERSE…and the cutest
All: Right [Sweatdrop]
Sasami: Hey what happened to my orgy?
Author: Due to time constraints you could only have had either an orgy or a boyfriend
Sasami: BOYFRIEND
Author: So stop complaining
Tenchi: Did you have to break my nose though?
Author: No…But it was more fun
Ryoko: At least I don't have to get blood out of the bed sheets anymore
Author: You still owe me for that Ryoko
Ryoko: Later
Washu: Well done I say three cheers for the Author
Author: Only Three?
Washu: Hip hip
All: HOORRAYY
Washu: Hip hip
All: HOORRAYY
Washu: Hip hip
All: HOORRAYY
Author: Goddamn I'm good…At being bad.