Vampires
Author: I guess I ought to write another story
Cast: YOU THINK?
Author: Well I think it's time for a messed up story
Cast: Shit
Author: I am willing to take cash, visa, master card and Switch
Cast: Here take
Author: Let the story begin (grinning like a cat)
"I'll kill you Mihoshi" came the familiar warcry of Washu as she chased a fleeing Mihoshi around the Masaki Residence. An everyday occurrence really, when you considered everything.
"I was only trying to help Washu" Bubbled a hysterical Mihoshi as she avoided get another energy bolt that Washu fired at her which proceeded to hit the wall and destroy another side of the house which began to collapse.
"You just destroyed eight months of work" screamed Washu.
"But you only started yesterday? Stated a confused Mihoshi as she stopped to think about what Washu had just said.
Washu however forgot to slow down as she gained on her prey and collided with a tree that she didn't notice, just as she prepared to fire another energy bolt at Mihoshi which instead hit the tree causing it to topple over and hit her on the head.
"WASHU" yelled Tenchi.
"YOU'RE DEAD MEAT MOM" cried Ryoko
"I'LL KILL YOU" screamed Sasami.
"Just as I was getting to the good part" muttered the still emotionless Walker.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TELLY" screamed Nagi.
"MEOW" hissed Ryo-oki.
"What did I do?" asked an incredulous Washu as she stood facing an extremely hostile crowd…Well except from Mihoshi who was still lost in thought (Author: A very rare thing) and the stone faced Walker who was staring at Sasami's ass.
"You brought the house down on me and Tenchi while we were Screwing!" was the terse reply from Ryoko.
You destroyed my wall just as I was about to screw Walker!" screamed an irate Sasami.
"Meow meow meow" Hissed Ryo-oki.
"You made me lose the reception for the ladies only channel" hissed Nagi
"SHE DID WHAT?" asked Sasami, Ryoko and Mihoshi.
"I think I should break another of her gadgets for that muttered Mihoshi as she reached for a small black box she saw on Washu's belt.
Now this got the same reaction from everyone…Even Walker "NO"
To late
!"£$%^&*()()^%!"£$%^&*()*%$^£^$%*(£^ Were only a few of the profanities muttered as they all picked them selves of the ground. Looking around they saw that they were all here although they had different clothes on.
Ryoko's outfit was jeans and a sleeveless white top with a red leather jacket, Sasami was wearing N…(Sasami: Author how many times do I have to say this to you?) (Author: A few more) Leather trousers and black short sleeved t- shirt. Nagi was in a pair of cut off short jeans and a sleeveless red top. (Nagi: How come I got the slutty outfit?) (Author: Because Sasami threatened to kill me if I gave it to her)
Washu was in pair of loose trousers and White shirt, while Mihoshi was wearing A black Nike tracksuit. Tenchi and Walker were both dressed in black…
Black trousers, Shirts and coats. The only difference was that Tenchi had a short leather jacket and Walker had a long leather jacket.
"What the hell just happened?" asked a very confused Tenchi.
"Mihoshi teleported us to an alternate reality" grumbled Washu.
"Normally we would complain but now we can just let Walker send us back" giggled Sasami. The Tenchi gang has bad luck with other realities usually.
"It doesn't work like that actually, It has to have been me that made the portal to the other reality so I can't actually help this time." Said the still emotionless Walker (Author: You are supposed to show emotion)(Walker: I don't do emotion)(Author: Want to bet on that)(Sasami: What are you up to)(Author: nothing [Looks innocent])
"Well at least we can let you use your powers to kill anything this time" exclaimed Nagi looking at Walker.
"Again it's not quite that simple".
"WHAT" came the screeched reply.
"You mean that mister I can kill gods without working up a sweat is powerless in alternate realties?" asked Ryoko.
"No I can only use my full power against Gods, Minor Gods and in my house, but I am still pretty tough".
"How tough?" asked Tenchi.
"Tough" came the deadpan reply.
"Where are we anyway?" asked Sasami.
"In a cemetery" stated Nagi sarcastically.
"We should split up and go find out where we are" stated Washu "Walker you and Ryoko check out the surrounding area, Sasami, you and Nagi check out the local area while Mihoshi, Tenchi and me set up an underground base to live in".
"Fine" muttered Ryoko.
"Whatever" said the still goddamned fucking emotionless Walker. (Author: last chance)(Walker: Screw you)(Author: you asked for it)
"Sure" replied the rest.
As soon as Nagi and Sasami were away from the others they started talking.
"Well if we're to check the local area does that include the local pubs and clubs?" asked Sasami.
"I don't know, we probably should" replied Nagi.
"It would be a bit irresponsible though".
"We flip a coin, Tails we check them out and heads we check them out" grinned Nagi.
"Sounds fair" grinned back Sasami.
"Call".
"Head".
"Filthy minded little girl, tails…Guess we'll have to check them out".
"DAMN" laughed both girls as they started to ward s the city.
Meanwhile Ryoko and Walker were in a different type of conversation in the third cemetery they had found.
"Why don't these asshole's die" growled Ryoko.
"Don't know" muttered Walker as he brought his Scythe up through the arm of the Guy walking towards him cutting it of completely.
"And another Question what happened to your energy scythe? Why is a metal one? And more importantly why is my sword metal?" as she flew in to the air to avoid a slash from the girl who was trying to gut her before firing an energy blast at the ground in front of the girl sending her flying.
Suddenly the one in front of Walker turned to dust as he swung his scythe up through it's neck and continued down through the side of the girl that Ryoko had just blasted back.
"Take the heads off" said Walker conversationally to Ryoko without any emotion. (Walker: So much for your warning)(Author; I'm getting there)
After they had finished with the dust bad guys Walker said one word which explained everything to Ryoko.
"Vampires".
"Why can't we have just one normal week without something happening?" asked Ryoko.
"I ask myself that a lot to, Still trying to find an answer" came a female voice from the other side of the cemetery.
"Who are you?" growled Ryoko.
"I'm Buffy, The vampire demon and everyday bad guy slayer" said Buffy as she walked to were they could see each other clearly. She wasn't sure what these two were but they both had long sharp pointy fangs in their mouths so she was willing to say Vampires.
The female one was about 5"10 and dressed in tight jeans and a white top with a red leather jacket. She had cat like eyes and a clearly aggressive look. The male was taller, close to six feet four and well built and dressed in black. Actually quite human till you saw his face. Sharp pointed teeth with two long fangs and red burning cat like eyes.
This Buffy was hardly threatening they decided as she was short and didn't look to be particularly strong. She had blonde hair and wore the same clothes as Ryoko.
"Want to tell me what you want here?" asked Buffy as she walked up to them.
"Sex, Money, Hamburgers" smirked Ryoko
"How about slow painful deaths" grinned Buffy as she faced them "By the way your names?"
"Why do you want to know?" Asked the still emotionless Walker.
"I like to know who I'm slaying"
"Names Ryoko"
"Walker"
"Nice to meet you" growled Buffy as she Leapt forward kneeing Walker in the balls and managing to get some show of emotion from him even if it was just pain (Author: the author will not be ignored for long)(Walker; Groans)(Sasami: If you've)(Author: don't worry he still works) before stabbing a Stake through his heart and stepping back.
"This is the bit where you turn to dust remember?" stated a surprised looking Buffy as a very pissed of looking Walker straightened up with hate in his face.
"Leave me the leftovers" laughed Ryoko as she leaned against the headstone.
"There won't be any leftovers" growled Walker as he leapt at Buffy with his usual grace. And murderous intent towards his prey.
Not good not good not good thought Buffy as Walker not only didn't turn to dust but got up and flew at her. Even with her slayer strength and healing this wasn't going well, She was momentarily distracted by something in the corner of her eye, which cost her as Walker grabbed her by the throat and simply flung her into one of the headstones which shattered under the impact.
Just as he was about to finish Buffy of walker felt something slam into his back where his heart was…followed by a slash along his back. This was going to be a long night he thought as he turned to face his new attackers.
Meanwhile Sasami and Nagi had finished touring the city and were heading into the only club they had been able to find
"Are you sure this is the only club?" asked Nagi
"Yep" replied Sasami as they walked into the club. She couldn't quite remember its name… The Gold or something like that.
Inside it was an everyday sort of club, flashing lights cheap drink and single guys and girls all over the place with people dancing on the dance floor. In particular one girl caught Nagi's eye. She was five foot nineish and dark haired with a good body decided Nagi (Nagi: WHAT)(Author: I'm bored)(Sasami: [Giggling] Nagi looks cute when she's angry)(Nagi; Don't you side with him as well).
"Nice ass" whispered Nagi to Sasami while still keeping her eyes on the seductive dancing of the dark haired girl.
"So go dance already I'll go get a drink for us" said Sasami who had to admit that Nagi was right. (Sasami: WHAT)(Author: Here we go again)
As Sasami walked away to see about getting them some drinks Nagi went up and started dancing alongside the dark haired girl. Pretty soon they started to dance with each other as pretty much every guy in the club was watching these two girls practically clamber all over each other.
Sasami was busy downing her fourth Jack Daniel's and coke when the club suddenly exploded in to cheers. Looking round she saw that Nagi had her tongue down the girl's throat and her hands were places that they shouldn't really be in public.
"Not bad" smiled Nagi as she looked at the other girl's face after breaking off their tongue fight.
BEEP BEEP BEEP.
"Sorry gotta go" was the last thing Nagi heard from the dark haired girl as she ran through the crowd and out the door.
"Have fun?" smirked Sasami as Nagi sat at the bar with her.
Smiling Nagi looked at Sasami before downing her pint and replying "OH YEAH"
Ryoko was smiling. Now that someone else was fighting with Walker… actually quite a few people were, that meant she got to have a shot at Miss Slow And Painful Death's Buffy. Barley giving her enough time to stand she created her sword which was still metal and really beginning to bug her. And swung at Buffy's throat.
Buffy quickly rolled away from the swing and standing up looked around for a weapon to defend herself with against this Ryoko.
"Buffy catch" screamed some Red head that Ryoko didn't know as she flung a sword towards Buffy. While waiting for Buffy to catch the sword Ryoko looked about. Walker was fighting a group of people who obviously weren't human since they had fangs and ridges down the front of their faces. One was Blonde and slim while the other was dark and broad.
Some other guy's were firing what looked like crossbow bolts at him from a distance and some black guy was sneaking up on him with an axe.
She just caught sight of some girl jumping the fence and heading towards him with a wicked looking knife where can I get one of those
Suddenly Buffy went back on the offensive with a series of quick slashes from her newly acquired weapon. Flying back quickly she spotted the red head doing some weird signs in the air and realising that she was casting some sort of spell fired an energy blast at her taking her out of the fight.
"WILLOW" cried Buffy as she saw her friend get blasted by Ryoko as she lashed out at her stomach. "You'll pay for that" growled Buffy with renewed determination.
"You're out of your league Blondie give up" even as she teleported behind and delivered a quick light cut to her left leg.
This could be trouble realised Buffy.
Walker could think of very little right now other than he was pissed off and his new clothes were getting ruined. He had a stake in his chest, two bolts in his back and a sword slash along his shoulder blades. "That does it who's first" he growled as some Blonde Vampire strode towards him "You'll do".
"What you don't want to talk to old Spike…I'm hurt" came the rather English sounding voice.
"You will soon" as Walker delivered a quick left to Spikes face while suddenly bringing his Scythe into play by slashing out at the tall one with the sword who barley managed to block the swing in time.
Bloody hell that hurt" Exclaimed Spike as he staggered back reeling from the blow he looked up in time to see another two bolts slam into Walker. One in the throat the other in his right shin just before that scythe came slashing down across his stomach.
"No THAT hurt" Smirked Walker even as he moved to deal with those god damned crossbows When he decided it was time to deal with the kid trying to sneak up on him with the axe.
Stalking forward he suddenly spun round and flew towards his prey slamming the scythe down through the black kids gut and pinning him to the deck.
"Gunn, Faith get Gunn I'll deal with him" shouted Angel as he slashed at Walkers gut ineffectively and forced him to retreat from the injured Gunn as Faith lifted him and carried him over to Giles, Xander and Wesley who immediately tried to stop the bleeding. Quickly Faith ran back towards the fight grabbing the scythe as she went. "Have a taste of your own medicine" as she flung the scythe towards his head.
Walker took a second to judge the situation. Buffy; In trouble with Ryoko, No threat Gunn: unconscious Crossbows; trying to help Gunn. Spike: Getting up, stupid move Blondie. Angel: pissing me off. Faith: throwing scythe at head.
Having decided what to do he quickly darted to the side and leapt straight for Spike as the Scythe slammed into Angels chest lifting him of the ground a pinning him to the wall of a crypt. Shoulder tackling Spike to the ground he quickly grabbed Spikes shirt lifted him up and punched him in the gut a few times before throwing him at the crossbow bunch as he drew a throwing dagger from his belt and threw it straight into Faiths leg causing her to fall.
Walking over to faith the last thing he was expecting was for her to pull the dagger out and hurl it back at him, ducking under the blade he watched as it flew straight into the back of Buffy taking her out of the fight before grabbing Faith's ankle and spinning her around before throwing her into an empty grave.
"You really pissing me of" shouted Angel as he managed to free himself from the wall and advancing on Walker he let the sword slip from his grasp, he just wanted to pummel this guy to death.
"What you just gonna ignore me…BAD IDEA" grinned Ryoko as she kicked him in the gut and raised her knee into his face. She was sort of disappointed when he didn't get back up.
"Come on let's go get Washu" growled Walker as he started to pick all the bolts and Stakes that had been stabbed into him out. "I need another suit" as they walked off the scooby gang looked at their backs and stated crawling back to Giles' house to lick there wounds…so to speak.
At Giles' home the mood was uneasily silent and quiet.
"Would someone like to explain all this to me?" asked Xander "cause I'm a little lost as to how we got our butts kicked so easy".
"Who were they Giles?" asked Willow who was slowly recovering from the blast Ryoko had given her.
"First things first, what are you doing here Angel?" asked Buffy cutting off Giles. Everyone turned to face the bloody pulp that resembled Angel sitting in the chair opposite her.
"Ironically I was supposed to be protecting you"
"Yeah B, Cordy got a vision which showed you…Well lets just say that if we hadn't shown up you would be in a lot worse shape IE DEAD. That guy was whipping your ass till we showed". Butted in Faith
"Anyway I thought you would like to know that Gunn will be ok" stated Giles "I just finished talking to Cordellia and the doctors have got him stabilised". The rooms atmosphere visibly rose at this good news.
"However we have found out about our mystery opponents" mentioned Wesley with a very worried face.
"Good how do I kill them?" asked Buffy glad to know that they finally found something to use.
"We can't".
"WHAT" exclaimed the whole room.
"What do you mean we can't kill them? Giles talk to me" questioned Buffy.
"If those were indeed there real names then we have a very serious problem on our hands. This Ryoko is mentioned as some one who controls the very spirits of demons and can summon them forth from any solid object…Even people"
"So the Bitch is gonna be tough to kill?" asked Faith "what makes her invincible"
"She can regrow lost body parts in a few seconds…including her head, She fly's, fires energy blasts and doesn't breath or need to eat" Answered Wesley.
"Forgetting about supergirl for a second what about the guy?" asked Xander.
"Even worse" answered Giles "It seems that this Walker is actually the Darkwalker"
"WHO" asked the room
"He's not human an" started Wesley
"Never have guessed that" came the sarcastic remark from Faith.
"But he's not a demon either, it seems that he is in fact the physical form of Death…A sort of real life Grim Reaper"
"That explains the Scythe but shouldn't he have a cloak on and look like a skeleton or something" asked Faith.
"So he's different from your run of the mill bad guys…How do I kill him" demanded Buffy.
"You can't he truly is immortal, he regenerates any would instantly and is extremely str" stated Giles as the door suddenly flew in to reveal a startling sight.
Walker standing there with Ryoko and Nagi beside him while Sasami leaned against him. But the thing, which held Buffy and the rest of the Scooby gang's attention, was Dawn standing in front of him, smiling.
"Well aren't you going to invite me in?" asked Walker.
"Hey Faith wanna dance?" asked Nagi.
"Think you've got an admirer Faith" smirked Sasami.
"Oh cookies" grinned Ryoko looking at the table.
"Invite you in you're kidding right" asked Xander.
"Not a chance now bitch" Growled Faith.
"No cookies" said Willow moving the cookies out of sight.
"DAWN move they're dangerous" screamed Buffy as she tried to stop the Horrible act she knew she was about to see.
"Oh well just come over to the seventh street Cemetery then" smiled Walker as they turned and left…Including Dawn.
"What just happened?" asked Angel.
"Dawn…" muttered Willow.
"Let's go," said Buffy as she and Faith started Walking.
Ten minutes later, "No way" "Twenty quid" "You're on" "Ok 5…4…3…2…1…Now".
"Let my sister go" screamed Buffy as the rest of the gang crowded round her.
"Damn" cursed Nagi as she handed over twenty quid to Walker " How did you know they were coming" she asked
Smiling Walker faced her and said "Smelt em three blocks away"
"Buffy stop" said Dawn they don't want to fight.
"Only cause they don't want to get their asses kicked," said an unusually aggressive Willow.
"Ok let's get a few things straightened out" said Walker "First of you're the ones who got their asses kicked by only two of us not four and if dead boy doesn't stop trying to sneak round behind us I'll gut him and rip his leg off"
He had barley finished talking as Angel sprang at him only to see him slide left and slash at his guts with his scythe before using it to slice of his right arm.
"ARGHHH FUCK"
"ANGEL" cried Buffy
"Warned him" stated the emotionless (Author that's it)(Walker: Now what)(Come here now whisper whisper)(Walker: Deal)
"Now all we need is some blood from each of you and then we can go home after Dawny here opens a portal for us using your blood…Of course if you don't want to give us your blood well…Look behind you" he said in a genuinely happy mood (Tenchi Cast: What's going on?)
As they did they saw Washu, Tenchi and Mihoshi standing behind them.
"Buffy they didn't even mean you any harm you just attacked them and well they fought back…Just better than you fight" said Dawn "now give them the goddamn blood".
One by one they all gave some blood until only Buffy, Willow and Angel refused. "No goddamn way am I giving them any blood" growled Buffy.
"Sorry Dawn I told you it'd be the hard way" said an almost apologetic Walker.
"Yeah me to, Faith can you carry them home?" asked Dawn.
"What?"
Suddenly Walker and Ryoko flew towards Buffy and Willow punching each in the face…HARD. Blood Flowed freely down their faces.
"Oh don't worry dead boy we've got enough of your blood" smirked Walker
"Okay do your thing dawn" said Ryoko.
"See ya" as she started chanting
"Bye" said Sasami
!"£$&)(&*^%$£%^&*()(*&^%$!£"^&%^%£^%*)%$£")£&^%&$£^*&^&*"%^"%£^*"&^$£"(&%()!^%$"&"^*(%^$£&*^^&%$"$)^%&*"^$*)$^%&*^$)%&*^%*)^ "THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TRAVEL ECONEMY" YELLED Walker as he picked himself up as the others did the same around him.
"Well I think I know what to do to stop this happening again" said Sasami as she grabbed the Alternate reality device of Washu and smashed it off the wall.
"Hey Simpson's is on telly" shouted Mihoshi
"Home sweet home" muttered Nagi
(Author:5…4…3…3…2…1…HaHa)
"AUTHOR WHERE ARE YOU" screamed a once again fully naked Sasami
(Walker: You promised that you wouldn't do that if I showed emotion)(Author: I lied)[dumps Walker in Alaska]
"Found you" grins Sasami
"AUTHOR WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES" demanded a very angry and naked Nagi… "Nice ass Sasami" smiled Nagi as she walked towards Sasami
(The author has cramp in his fingers and is finished now)
Author: Finished
Cast: About time
Sasami: what kind of ending was that
Nagi: A good one
Author: I agree
Walker: I'll kill you
Author: You back already
Sasami: Sorry Walker Nagi and I are busy right now
Walker: So you kept your promise
Author: Hell yeah
Ryoko: And it was one hell of a show
QUESTION SHOW
By Sasami
Should this ending replace the old ending =
Are the fights better with more blood =
Should I start a new series =