Mystery Awaits

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my thoughts and words on this computer-like screen. Heh. ME company and Josh Weedon own the rest. Heh.

Explanations: "text" = people speak.

A/N = author's note.

A/N: it's set up in s4 'cause Willow is lesbian and Spike/Angle/Zander is her. Except Dawn isn't here 'cause I don't like her so I deleted

her. So just pretend that she never happened, lol.

A/N 2: don't flame me about using spell checks. I don't have these cuz my computer is very poor. Im trying to spell truly although.

If you give me a cookie, maybe ill try harder! Lolz.

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Chappie 1

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Buffy was walking with her ancient thrust-worthy Stake, fitting to plunge into vampire breaths, in a cementary. Suddenly she sees sum1

suddenly jumping on her from behind a windy tree.

"Riley don't be stupid!", says Buffy (A/N: heeeeeee - see, that's Riley was whom jumped onto her from behind a tree cause he wanted to scare

her. Riley is stupid) standing up and taking earthily clad dust from her carefully ironed clothes (purple leather mini skirt,

amazing shiny tank top with flowery straps (A/N: I saw *exactly* similar dreamy top on the shop next to my home. I'll tell you when I buy it!)

and muddled black leather jacket, made from skin of a few animals, lost the gift of life.

"Sorry, Buffy, I was just joking about." mildly puts into situation Riley's sentence.

Buffy is hearing nun ofit and slaps him in face with her back foot. (A/N - yaaaaay!);

Buffy goes home cause she's tried. But unexpectedly, 1 more surprise is waiting for her. Who Is It?