Snow White And the Seven Mavericks

(A There Goes the Neighbourhood Frantic Fairy Tale)

Note: All characters of Megaman X are owed by CAPCOM. Black Lady and the Sailor Senshi are oved by Naoko Takehushi. Sorry, we're screwing up you favourite all time Disney related fairy tale.

But the REAL Zero is my friend. Seriously, I befriended someone on the campus named Zero...who used to look like Bill Gates before he dyed his hair blonde.

And now, back to the ficcy!

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"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." Black Lady gloated at the Pluto Mirror, "who is the most fairest and attractive one of them all??"

Pluto grinned deviously as she looked at her queen.

"Deep in the woods..." Pluto bagan, "on a secret Marverick base, lies the girl who still can beat your ass anyday of the week. Her name is Snow White...."

TWITCH.

The pink hair, red eye, and dressed in black queenie unleashed her rage in the throneroom, causing her chaos to errupt all over the place.

She then teleported to the area whereas Pluto had mentioned Snow White was.

She will become the most attractive person in the universe, even it means that she has to kill everyone else in the entire universe to do so.

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So the three reploids had heroically dashed into the marverick's base in attempt to rescue their buddies who may had been kidnapped by them.

Instead, they found a girl dressed in a black leather sailor fuku was standing the the center of the room, with the marvericks all on the floor.

Nightmare Zero gazed upon the girl in delight. A slight puddle of drool was on his boots.

"Easy there, blondie..." Dynamo said as he looked at the clone Zero.

"A girl that can kick my ass," Nightmare Zero grinned, "I want her."

She folded her arms as she looked towards them, slightly confused and afraid as she looked at them.

"I'm really sorry," Snow White replied, "I just jumped into the air and when I came down, these guys fell dead."

"Your suit..." Gate said, "it's almost similiar to the Commander X's Ultimate Armour...except it's been modified for your woman's attributes."

"Oh this? Some old guy in a glowing tube gave it to me. I dunno if this actually that he intened to give me."

"Who cares what it is!!!" Nightmare Zero grinned as he was about to pounce the brown hair girl.

Snow White then recalled what the strange holographic scientist told her. She then jumped into the air...unleashing the power of the Giga Attack once again. It caused two of the maverick hunters to get wounded from the devistating attack.

Yet, Gate was the only one still standing while his comrads were on the ground.

Snow White then looked towards Gate as she returned to the ground.

"What the?" Snow White asked, "That capsule I found said nothing can defeat it..."

"Commander X did that attack to me once and it didn't work..." Gate replied, "my armour was fused by Zero's DNA, henceforth I can withstand any attack people throw at me, except for my own. It's really quite odd."

"OH YEAH!!!" a voice yelled out, "WHY DON'T YOU TRY WITHSTANDING THIS?!!!"

Emerging from the depths of the marverick base, the so called ruler of Crystal Tokyo had appeared right in front of them.

And she looked awfully pissed. I wonder why.

"Hey!" Snow White cried out, "You're supposed to be in a disguise and trying to let me eat a poisoned apple, then you get killed when the supposed 'dwarfs' chase you towards a cliff!!!"

"FUCK THE APPLE!!!" Black Lady hissed, "I'M USING THE SILVER CRYSTAL TO REWRITE THE SCRIPT WHERE THE QUEEN SHALL WIN THIS TIME!!!"

The pig tailed black cocktail wearing broad unleashed a pair of energy balls towards the duo. Of course they had to jump out of the way and easy avoided her vicious attack.

"HEY!!!" Black Lady yelled, "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO AVOID MY ATTACKS!!!"

"Says who?" Snow White grinned, "You're not the one writting this fic, are you?"

The queen finally gave a slight squeek as she realized who Snow White what really was. Snow White then gave a devious grin on her face as she looked towards the queen.

The queen backed away as she watched Snow White jumping into the air once again to unleash the massive destructive power hidden within the black suited sailor fuku. The queen screemed in vain as she was hit by the massive attack.

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It was a yet another beautiful day in Crystal Tokyo. Neo Queen Serenity ruled over her loyal subjects while the guardians of the tower helped protected their only heir of the Moon Kingdom.

Yes, everyone in Crystal Tokyo was brought back to life, thanks to the power of the legendary Silver Crystal, especially their former ruler. Strangly enough, everyone that was brought back to life don't recall the queen ever having a daughter called Small Lady...

Nor there was any proof of there existing a daughter to the queen. Even the guardian of dreams, Elios, doesn't recall that he fell in love with a dreamer with a pink light dream. Or the Astroid Senshi not recalling that they vowed to be soilders to protect a princess.

So the Astroid Senshi returned home and protected their native jungle while Elios transformed into a winged horse and flew away...never to bother little children's sweet dreams with his appearance and wanting to "play" with them.

Gate, the Zero clone, and Dynamo returned to the headquarters after run chased down by the hoards of human females that were "fans" of these reploids. X and Zero had also returned safe and sound, only to leave it again to they can wander off again...

And settle in a quiet area where those two can go do some private business. You know what I mean.

The marvericks, realizing that there was no Sigma around and no Reploid cruelity brought by the humans, decided to become well respected citizens of Crystal Tokyo.

That's right folks, they decided to open a sucessful strip bar for the public. Meeh, the queen isn't a perfect monarch. No one is, but at least it was better than killing humans. They actually did make profits from doing this. Why didn't Sigma thought of this sooner?

As long as everyone got their share of drugs, sex, and booze...the people wouldn't retalliate against their queen like they did the last time.

As for Snow White...she managed to save up some money to change her name to YingGirl: The Most Pwerful Senshi Ever Known In The Entire Universe.

But it turned out to be a bit expensive and long, so she just left it to YingGirl. Oh yeah, she got rid of that Ultimate Sailor Fuku before someone called her Sailor Slut.

The Marvericks were happy, the Senshi were, the Reploids were happy, the Humans were happy...everyone was laudy daudy happy.

Even Vile was happy too. While in the forest, he managed to get a delicious glimpse of a naked X eye candy before Zero noticed the bucket headed marverick and mained the sad marverick to bits and pieces.

Ouch.

Anyways, this could have been one of those "happily ever after" fairy tales if there wasn't for a one slight problem....

A few days later on the queen's birthday, she gave birth to a baby girl. Pink hair, glinting red eyes, and had attempted to kill the queen a couple of times. Of course, Mercury said that this was the way the baby was playing.

It wasn't really trying to kill its' own mother. Right...

So the Queen named her daughter Small Lady Serenity who will one day take over Crystal Tokyo when the queen will pass on.

Here we go again.

THE END