Author- ^_^ Hi everybody!
All- *groans*
Author- I was having a REALLY bad writer's block on my story so I decided to start a new one for the time being.
Author- Just to- you know, get my mind off things and THEN GET PLEAGED WITH WONDERFULL STROKES OF GENIUS! *evil laugh*
Caitlin- *scoots away slowly*
Author- OH YEAH! *grabs Caitlin and pulls her next to her*
Caitlin- *is trapped* -.-;;
Author- THIS is my very first YGO fanfic character CAITLIN WHATSHERNAME!
Caitlin- *nervous smile and wave* Hi.
Author- She's the one I've been torturing the entire time I write fanfics! She's named and based after a Caitlin I knew in Irish Dancing classes, only that Caitlin left and moved to New York.
Author- *has long pause, is thinking about something* I miss Irish Dancing lessons....
Caitlin- *is still in Author's grip and is trying to get out* Uh, hello?
Author- *snaps out of it* Sorry about that. ANYWAY this fic is called, A DESPRATE ATTEMPT TO ENTERTAIN.
Ryou- I don't like the sound of that.
Caitlin- *sighs* You're going to find some way to torture me again aren't you?
Author- YUPERS! ^_^ ANYWAY, this was just something I did for fun, so please don't take it TOO seriously, just read it if you're bored and want to laugh cause I made it so you'd have something that might brighten your day.
Caitlin- Not mine.
Author- Well nobody cares about you anyway.
Caitlin's Yami- I care.
Author- ¬¬ You do not you're just hoping to get some kind of a reward.
C.Yami- So close.
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Caitlin- Please?
All- No.
Caitlin- Please?
All- No.
Caitlin- Please please please PUH-LEAZE?
Tristen- For the fifty second time no.
Caitlin- *pouts* Why not?
Tea- I'm not going to make a fool of myself on television.
Caitlin- You WON'T make a fool of yourself! That's what the scripts are for!
Yugi- Listen Caitlin, if you want to be casted on a stupid television show for one day, be my guest, but WE aren't going to do it.
Caitlin- *whimpers* BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE!
Tristen- No.
Caitlin- *fake smile* But it's one thing to make a fool of yourself ALONE, it's another thing to make a fool of yourself WITH FRIENDS!
C.Yami- Well, I'm not one of your 'friends' so I get off Scott free! ^ ^
Caitlin- No, you're my Yami, so your stuck doing it anyway.
C.Yami- Shoot.
Caitlin- *is begging* PLEASE GUYS IT'S JUST ONE SPECIAL AND I HAVE TO DO IT AND I WANT SOMEONE TO COME WITH ME!
Joey- No offence Caitlin, but you'd have to gag and handcuff us just to get us into the building.
**Hour Later, When the Gang gets all their Handcuffs and Gags Off**
Everyone but Caitlin- *glares at her*
Caitlin- I had to get you here somehow!
Author- *comes in* HI EVERYBODY! I'm your director! *Takes off baseball cap that says, 'Author' and puts on another that says 'Director'*
Ryou- *turns pale* Oh please not you.
Director- That's right! I'm going to be your director AND the author! ^ ^
Everyone- *glares at Caitlin again*
Caitlin- *gives them a 'How was I supposed to know' look*
Director- Alright, this production of 'Sleeping Beauty' will be viewed all over the world with different language subtitles, your movie star career depends on how well you perform on stage today! AND please make a mental note that I don't have much film left so each shot only gets a few do overs, be sure to have your part perfect by the time you go on stage. ^^ So no pressure!
Everyone- *turns white*
Director- Oh yeah, and NO YAMIS.
All the Yamis- *smirk at their 'hosts' and leave*
Director- *in megaphone* ALRIGHT! QUIET ON THE SET! WE'RE GOING TO SHOW SENE ONE OF SLEEPING BEAUTY! *hands out scripts*
Director- ARE THE OTHER ACTORS HERE YET?
Tristen- *confused* OTHER actors?
Director- Yup! There weren't enough people so I had to cast a few extras.
Joey- Like who?
Director- *counts on fingers* I think we've got Mai, Weevil, Rex, Rebecca, and that Bones person.
Director- *evil grin* The other, other actors I asked wouldn't come, but it will be fun with the ones I've got anyway.
Yugi- *to Caitlin* I think she's going to torture us for her own amusement again.
Caitlin- US? Yugi, the whole reason she created me was practically to torture me for her own amusement. You should be fine, it's me who is going to die. *is not very happy at the moment*
Director- *over heard her* You can't die, you still have got to finish my series of fanfics that never end.
Caitlin- *crosses arms* So you're just going to keep me alive so you can do what you want?
Director- Exactly. *turns to door* I think the next actors are here, PLACES EVERYBODY! TIME TO START TO SENE!
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Author- AGAIN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS FANFIC VERY SERIOUSLY! IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING I JUST DID FOR FUN!
Author- If you want to read a fanfic with 'more to it', read my other ones.
R&R if you want!
All- *groans*
Author- I was having a REALLY bad writer's block on my story so I decided to start a new one for the time being.
Author- Just to- you know, get my mind off things and THEN GET PLEAGED WITH WONDERFULL STROKES OF GENIUS! *evil laugh*
Caitlin- *scoots away slowly*
Author- OH YEAH! *grabs Caitlin and pulls her next to her*
Caitlin- *is trapped* -.-;;
Author- THIS is my very first YGO fanfic character CAITLIN WHATSHERNAME!
Caitlin- *nervous smile and wave* Hi.
Author- She's the one I've been torturing the entire time I write fanfics! She's named and based after a Caitlin I knew in Irish Dancing classes, only that Caitlin left and moved to New York.
Author- *has long pause, is thinking about something* I miss Irish Dancing lessons....
Caitlin- *is still in Author's grip and is trying to get out* Uh, hello?
Author- *snaps out of it* Sorry about that. ANYWAY this fic is called, A DESPRATE ATTEMPT TO ENTERTAIN.
Ryou- I don't like the sound of that.
Caitlin- *sighs* You're going to find some way to torture me again aren't you?
Author- YUPERS! ^_^ ANYWAY, this was just something I did for fun, so please don't take it TOO seriously, just read it if you're bored and want to laugh cause I made it so you'd have something that might brighten your day.
Caitlin- Not mine.
Author- Well nobody cares about you anyway.
Caitlin's Yami- I care.
Author- ¬¬ You do not you're just hoping to get some kind of a reward.
C.Yami- So close.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Caitlin- Please?
All- No.
Caitlin- Please?
All- No.
Caitlin- Please please please PUH-LEAZE?
Tristen- For the fifty second time no.
Caitlin- *pouts* Why not?
Tea- I'm not going to make a fool of myself on television.
Caitlin- You WON'T make a fool of yourself! That's what the scripts are for!
Yugi- Listen Caitlin, if you want to be casted on a stupid television show for one day, be my guest, but WE aren't going to do it.
Caitlin- *whimpers* BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE!
Tristen- No.
Caitlin- *fake smile* But it's one thing to make a fool of yourself ALONE, it's another thing to make a fool of yourself WITH FRIENDS!
C.Yami- Well, I'm not one of your 'friends' so I get off Scott free! ^ ^
Caitlin- No, you're my Yami, so your stuck doing it anyway.
C.Yami- Shoot.
Caitlin- *is begging* PLEASE GUYS IT'S JUST ONE SPECIAL AND I HAVE TO DO IT AND I WANT SOMEONE TO COME WITH ME!
Joey- No offence Caitlin, but you'd have to gag and handcuff us just to get us into the building.
**Hour Later, When the Gang gets all their Handcuffs and Gags Off**
Everyone but Caitlin- *glares at her*
Caitlin- I had to get you here somehow!
Author- *comes in* HI EVERYBODY! I'm your director! *Takes off baseball cap that says, 'Author' and puts on another that says 'Director'*
Ryou- *turns pale* Oh please not you.
Director- That's right! I'm going to be your director AND the author! ^ ^
Everyone- *glares at Caitlin again*
Caitlin- *gives them a 'How was I supposed to know' look*
Director- Alright, this production of 'Sleeping Beauty' will be viewed all over the world with different language subtitles, your movie star career depends on how well you perform on stage today! AND please make a mental note that I don't have much film left so each shot only gets a few do overs, be sure to have your part perfect by the time you go on stage. ^^ So no pressure!
Everyone- *turns white*
Director- Oh yeah, and NO YAMIS.
All the Yamis- *smirk at their 'hosts' and leave*
Director- *in megaphone* ALRIGHT! QUIET ON THE SET! WE'RE GOING TO SHOW SENE ONE OF SLEEPING BEAUTY! *hands out scripts*
Director- ARE THE OTHER ACTORS HERE YET?
Tristen- *confused* OTHER actors?
Director- Yup! There weren't enough people so I had to cast a few extras.
Joey- Like who?
Director- *counts on fingers* I think we've got Mai, Weevil, Rex, Rebecca, and that Bones person.
Director- *evil grin* The other, other actors I asked wouldn't come, but it will be fun with the ones I've got anyway.
Yugi- *to Caitlin* I think she's going to torture us for her own amusement again.
Caitlin- US? Yugi, the whole reason she created me was practically to torture me for her own amusement. You should be fine, it's me who is going to die. *is not very happy at the moment*
Director- *over heard her* You can't die, you still have got to finish my series of fanfics that never end.
Caitlin- *crosses arms* So you're just going to keep me alive so you can do what you want?
Director- Exactly. *turns to door* I think the next actors are here, PLACES EVERYBODY! TIME TO START TO SENE!
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Author- AGAIN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS FANFIC VERY SERIOUSLY! IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING I JUST DID FOR FUN!
Author- If you want to read a fanfic with 'more to it', read my other ones.
R&R if you want!