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(bla) = The character they are playing.
~~~Bla~~~ = Set change/ Time change
*bla* = Actions
{bla } = What happens (You'll understand better when you read it)
[bla ] = Narration
Director- And...ACTION!
~~~Sleeping Beauty Part One~~~
[ A princess was born under the rule of King Stephan and his queen and they named her Aurora because she filled her life with sunshine. Then they had a big celebration and everyone came even a king with his little prince so they betrothed them. ]
Director- *sigh* My, wasn't that blunt. *To herself* Who wrote the script?
Tristen- (King) Our, um, daughter is filling our lives with sunshine. So, let's, uh, have a big party.
Rebecca- (Queen) I agree, *to bear* Isn't that right teddy?
Joey- (King 2) *very fast* Mysonwillmarryyourdaughter.
Tristen- Uh, ok?
Rex- *comes out and is holding long trumpet* Announcing the three good fairies.
All- *turn and look off stage dramatically*
Rex- *with no enthusiasm* Mistress, Fauna.
Caitlin- *enters in tacky green dress*
Caitlin- *trips over dress, but regains herself* ^^;
Rex- Mistress, Flora.
Mai- *enters in identical red dress* ^_^
Rex- And Mistress, Merryweather.
{There is angry whispering heard back stage, then Weevil is pushed out wearing a blue dress that is way too big for him }
Weevil- *grumbles* I can't believe I let you do this to me...
Author- *is barely holding back laughter* Keep going.
Mai and Caitlin- *overly dramatic hurrying to the baby cradle*
Weevil- *takes his time dragging his feet over there*
[ The three fairies decided to give the baby gifts, one from each of them. They started with Mistress Flora. ]
Mai- *clears throat* I am going to give you the gift of beauty! Because see if your cheeks were naturally rosy, then you could save up to $200 on blush every year! I should know, I did the math. And if you didn't need to use Mary Kay then-
Director- Mai! This is a T.V show, not a cosmetics commercial!
Mai- Oh, sorry.
Director- *in megaphone* CUE THE SPECIAL EFFECTS DEPARTMENT!
{Kiba comes on stage wearing all black and holding a bucket of rose petals. He just simply walks over to the cradle, which has a baby doll in it, and dumps it all over the place}
Kiba- There, are you happy?
Director- Good, now you get your name on the credits! ^_^
Kiba- -.-;;
Caitlin- Excuse me? It's my turn now.
Director- I know, go ahead. And this time, say something at the beginning like, 'little baby' or something.
Caitlin- Um, little baby, I'm going to give you the gift of- song? Is that right?
Kiba- *comes out again and dumps bucket of paper music notes on the baby*
Kiba- *mutters and walks off stage*
Weevil- *goes up* I'll give you money.
Director- WEEVIL!
Weevil- What?! Everyone wants money!
Kiba- Dumping my money on the doll was not part of the contract!
Director- *is starting to get frustrated* You don't give her money! You start to say what you will give her but you'll get interrupted ok? So just say, 'Sweet baby, my gift will be-' and then stop.
Weevil- Why do you hate me so much?
Director- Because your short, ugly, evil, and you have a REALLY annoying voice. Now say it.
Weevil- *slowly* S-sweet baby, my gift will be- *stops and looks around for something to happen*
Weevil- *shrugs*
Director- *sigh* Say it again Weevil, louder this time.
Weevil- *loud and slow* I SAID, SWEET BABY MY GIFT WILL BE- *waits*
Director- *into megaphone* SPECIAL EFFECTS!
{Kiba groans and goes on stage. He drops a bag of flour on the ground to create a cheesy illusion of smoke and walks off stage again. Bones casually walks on stage behind the 'smoke' like no one can see him. He is in a long black/blue T-shirt and pants that are also too big for him}
Bones- (Maleficent) *cheesy evil laugh* *notices camera* Hi mom!
Weevil- *cracks up* LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO YOU!
Bones- ¬ ¬ I'm not the one in the dress here.
Weevil- *face fall* *mutter*
Bones- *to Weevil* Give me the baby.
Weevil- *shrugs* Ok. *gives him the baby*
Bones- Cool.
Director- NO NO NO! Weevil you aren't SUPPOSED to give him the baby! He isn't a very nice person!
Bones- Hey!
Director- Do it again.
Bones- *monotone* Give me the baby.
Weevil- No.
Bones- Why not?
Weevil- *looks to Director for answer* Uh, because you aren't a very nice person.
Bones- Give me the baby, PLEASE?
Weevil- *hands over baby* Ok.
Director- NO! WEEVIL YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE HIM THE BABY!
Weevil- Why not?
Director- Cause I say so! Now do it again!
Bones- Give me the baby.
Weevil- No.
Bones- Why not.
Weevil- Because- *points at director* -she says I can't.
Bones- Oh ok. *exits stage*
Director- *pulls out hair* BONES! YOU WANT THE BABY! YOU AREN'T JUST GOING TO LET IT STAY THERE! AND YOU CURSE THEM BEFORE YOU LEAVE!
Bones- *pauses* Oh yeah!
Director- *sighs* Can somebody ELSE play the evil witch?
Bones- Wait, I'M AN EVIL WITCH?!
Director- ACTION!
Bones- -.-; Give me the baby.
Weevil- No.
Bones- Why not?
Weevil- Because.
Bones- Oh, alright. *starts to walk away*
Bones- *walks back on stage* Oh yeah, and you're cursed.
Weevil- Doh!
Rebecca- (Queen) What do we do now?
Joey- (King 2) How do we undo this curse that will make her die when she is 16 by touching a spinning wheel?
Director- *gives him a thumbs up*
Caitlin- *nudges Weevil*
Weevil- WHAT?!
Caitlin- *rolls eyes* Weev- I mean, Merryweather still hasn't given her gift.
Tristen- (King Stephen) So she can undo this curse?
Weevil- Sure! *gets nudged* Ow! What the heck was-
Mai- No she can't.
Weevil- SHE!?
Mai- But IT can help.
Weevil- *tries to remember the script* Uh, um, Instead of dying when she touches the spinning wheel, she will only go into a deep coma and then turn into BUGS!!
Director- WEEVIL!
Weevil- *pouts* What's wrong with bugs?
Director- She goes to sleep, end of story.
Weevil- *mumbles* That's boring.
Director- Weevil...
Weevil- Fine, she'll go to sleep and wake up after a while the end.
{Kiba comes on stage and shines a flashlight with blue cellophane taped on it, over the cradle, then leaves.}
~~~~IN A ROOM OF THE CASTLE~~~~
[ So, later that day, the fairies decided to talk about how they could keep the little baby alive. ]
Mai- *is pacing* Oh, I don't like Maleficent at all she's so mean.
Weevil- I've got an idea, how about we turn her into a BUG!!
Caitlin- No that wouldn't work, we can only use our powers for good, and happiness.
Weevil- Bugs make me happy.
Mai- *claps hands hard* I've got an idea! *hands start to sting, so she blows on them*
Caitlin- What is it?
Mai- We can turn the princess into something, then Maleficent won't be able to find her and kill her!
Caitlin- That's a wonderful idea!
Weevil- Yea! And I know what we can turn her into! Hows about we turn her into a BUG!!
Both- No.
Weevil- Aww...
Mai- I know! I'll turn her into a flower!
Caitlin- Oh she'd make a lovely flower!
Mai- And don't you see? A flower can't prick it's finger because it has none! That means she'll be safe.
Caitlin- *bites lip* Until Maleficent sends her frost.
Mai- Ye- oh...
Weevil- *mutters* A bug wouldn't die because of a frost...
Mai- Oh! I've got an idea! We can pretend to be peasants and live in a cottage all alone in the woods and take Aurora and re-name her Briar Rose!
Caitlin- *fake smile*
Weevil- That, is the single stupidest idea I have ever heard of.
Mai- *pouts* Why?
Weevil- Well come on, I mean it's not like she-he-it isn't going to find us just because we change the princesses name and live in a cottage.
Caitlin- *silently agrees, but has plastered the smile on her face*
Mai- Maybe...but she won't find us if we don't have our wands! *takes their wands away*
Weevil- Now that's just plain stupid.
Director- Weevil, will you please just go along with it? It's in the script.
Weevil- Well maybe the script should just be re-written then.
Director- WEEVIL!
Weevil- *sarcastically* Oh my, that is the most perfect plan, what a great idea.
Director- ^_^ Good.
Mai- ^_^ Thank you very much!
Weevil- *muttering* I could have written a better script.
Director- *sighs* Let's just take five.
Tea- *comes in* Miss. Uh, Director person! Rex got his head stuck in the trash can again!
Rex- *has a small trash can attached to his head and is trying to yank it off to no avail* HELP!! IT HURTS MY HEAD!
Director- Better make that ten.
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R&R PLEASE! I COULD REALLY USE SOME INPUT!
(bla) = The character they are playing.
~~~Bla~~~ = Set change/ Time change
*bla* = Actions
{bla } = What happens (You'll understand better when you read it)
[bla ] = Narration
Director- And...ACTION!
~~~Sleeping Beauty Part One~~~
[ A princess was born under the rule of King Stephan and his queen and they named her Aurora because she filled her life with sunshine. Then they had a big celebration and everyone came even a king with his little prince so they betrothed them. ]
Director- *sigh* My, wasn't that blunt. *To herself* Who wrote the script?
Tristen- (King) Our, um, daughter is filling our lives with sunshine. So, let's, uh, have a big party.
Rebecca- (Queen) I agree, *to bear* Isn't that right teddy?
Joey- (King 2) *very fast* Mysonwillmarryyourdaughter.
Tristen- Uh, ok?
Rex- *comes out and is holding long trumpet* Announcing the three good fairies.
All- *turn and look off stage dramatically*
Rex- *with no enthusiasm* Mistress, Fauna.
Caitlin- *enters in tacky green dress*
Caitlin- *trips over dress, but regains herself* ^^;
Rex- Mistress, Flora.
Mai- *enters in identical red dress* ^_^
Rex- And Mistress, Merryweather.
{There is angry whispering heard back stage, then Weevil is pushed out wearing a blue dress that is way too big for him }
Weevil- *grumbles* I can't believe I let you do this to me...
Author- *is barely holding back laughter* Keep going.
Mai and Caitlin- *overly dramatic hurrying to the baby cradle*
Weevil- *takes his time dragging his feet over there*
[ The three fairies decided to give the baby gifts, one from each of them. They started with Mistress Flora. ]
Mai- *clears throat* I am going to give you the gift of beauty! Because see if your cheeks were naturally rosy, then you could save up to $200 on blush every year! I should know, I did the math. And if you didn't need to use Mary Kay then-
Director- Mai! This is a T.V show, not a cosmetics commercial!
Mai- Oh, sorry.
Director- *in megaphone* CUE THE SPECIAL EFFECTS DEPARTMENT!
{Kiba comes on stage wearing all black and holding a bucket of rose petals. He just simply walks over to the cradle, which has a baby doll in it, and dumps it all over the place}
Kiba- There, are you happy?
Director- Good, now you get your name on the credits! ^_^
Kiba- -.-;;
Caitlin- Excuse me? It's my turn now.
Director- I know, go ahead. And this time, say something at the beginning like, 'little baby' or something.
Caitlin- Um, little baby, I'm going to give you the gift of- song? Is that right?
Kiba- *comes out again and dumps bucket of paper music notes on the baby*
Kiba- *mutters and walks off stage*
Weevil- *goes up* I'll give you money.
Director- WEEVIL!
Weevil- What?! Everyone wants money!
Kiba- Dumping my money on the doll was not part of the contract!
Director- *is starting to get frustrated* You don't give her money! You start to say what you will give her but you'll get interrupted ok? So just say, 'Sweet baby, my gift will be-' and then stop.
Weevil- Why do you hate me so much?
Director- Because your short, ugly, evil, and you have a REALLY annoying voice. Now say it.
Weevil- *slowly* S-sweet baby, my gift will be- *stops and looks around for something to happen*
Weevil- *shrugs*
Director- *sigh* Say it again Weevil, louder this time.
Weevil- *loud and slow* I SAID, SWEET BABY MY GIFT WILL BE- *waits*
Director- *into megaphone* SPECIAL EFFECTS!
{Kiba groans and goes on stage. He drops a bag of flour on the ground to create a cheesy illusion of smoke and walks off stage again. Bones casually walks on stage behind the 'smoke' like no one can see him. He is in a long black/blue T-shirt and pants that are also too big for him}
Bones- (Maleficent) *cheesy evil laugh* *notices camera* Hi mom!
Weevil- *cracks up* LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO YOU!
Bones- ¬ ¬ I'm not the one in the dress here.
Weevil- *face fall* *mutter*
Bones- *to Weevil* Give me the baby.
Weevil- *shrugs* Ok. *gives him the baby*
Bones- Cool.
Director- NO NO NO! Weevil you aren't SUPPOSED to give him the baby! He isn't a very nice person!
Bones- Hey!
Director- Do it again.
Bones- *monotone* Give me the baby.
Weevil- No.
Bones- Why not?
Weevil- *looks to Director for answer* Uh, because you aren't a very nice person.
Bones- Give me the baby, PLEASE?
Weevil- *hands over baby* Ok.
Director- NO! WEEVIL YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE HIM THE BABY!
Weevil- Why not?
Director- Cause I say so! Now do it again!
Bones- Give me the baby.
Weevil- No.
Bones- Why not.
Weevil- Because- *points at director* -she says I can't.
Bones- Oh ok. *exits stage*
Director- *pulls out hair* BONES! YOU WANT THE BABY! YOU AREN'T JUST GOING TO LET IT STAY THERE! AND YOU CURSE THEM BEFORE YOU LEAVE!
Bones- *pauses* Oh yeah!
Director- *sighs* Can somebody ELSE play the evil witch?
Bones- Wait, I'M AN EVIL WITCH?!
Director- ACTION!
Bones- -.-; Give me the baby.
Weevil- No.
Bones- Why not?
Weevil- Because.
Bones- Oh, alright. *starts to walk away*
Bones- *walks back on stage* Oh yeah, and you're cursed.
Weevil- Doh!
Rebecca- (Queen) What do we do now?
Joey- (King 2) How do we undo this curse that will make her die when she is 16 by touching a spinning wheel?
Director- *gives him a thumbs up*
Caitlin- *nudges Weevil*
Weevil- WHAT?!
Caitlin- *rolls eyes* Weev- I mean, Merryweather still hasn't given her gift.
Tristen- (King Stephen) So she can undo this curse?
Weevil- Sure! *gets nudged* Ow! What the heck was-
Mai- No she can't.
Weevil- SHE!?
Mai- But IT can help.
Weevil- *tries to remember the script* Uh, um, Instead of dying when she touches the spinning wheel, she will only go into a deep coma and then turn into BUGS!!
Director- WEEVIL!
Weevil- *pouts* What's wrong with bugs?
Director- She goes to sleep, end of story.
Weevil- *mumbles* That's boring.
Director- Weevil...
Weevil- Fine, she'll go to sleep and wake up after a while the end.
{Kiba comes on stage and shines a flashlight with blue cellophane taped on it, over the cradle, then leaves.}
~~~~IN A ROOM OF THE CASTLE~~~~
[ So, later that day, the fairies decided to talk about how they could keep the little baby alive. ]
Mai- *is pacing* Oh, I don't like Maleficent at all she's so mean.
Weevil- I've got an idea, how about we turn her into a BUG!!
Caitlin- No that wouldn't work, we can only use our powers for good, and happiness.
Weevil- Bugs make me happy.
Mai- *claps hands hard* I've got an idea! *hands start to sting, so she blows on them*
Caitlin- What is it?
Mai- We can turn the princess into something, then Maleficent won't be able to find her and kill her!
Caitlin- That's a wonderful idea!
Weevil- Yea! And I know what we can turn her into! Hows about we turn her into a BUG!!
Both- No.
Weevil- Aww...
Mai- I know! I'll turn her into a flower!
Caitlin- Oh she'd make a lovely flower!
Mai- And don't you see? A flower can't prick it's finger because it has none! That means she'll be safe.
Caitlin- *bites lip* Until Maleficent sends her frost.
Mai- Ye- oh...
Weevil- *mutters* A bug wouldn't die because of a frost...
Mai- Oh! I've got an idea! We can pretend to be peasants and live in a cottage all alone in the woods and take Aurora and re-name her Briar Rose!
Caitlin- *fake smile*
Weevil- That, is the single stupidest idea I have ever heard of.
Mai- *pouts* Why?
Weevil- Well come on, I mean it's not like she-he-it isn't going to find us just because we change the princesses name and live in a cottage.
Caitlin- *silently agrees, but has plastered the smile on her face*
Mai- Maybe...but she won't find us if we don't have our wands! *takes their wands away*
Weevil- Now that's just plain stupid.
Director- Weevil, will you please just go along with it? It's in the script.
Weevil- Well maybe the script should just be re-written then.
Director- WEEVIL!
Weevil- *sarcastically* Oh my, that is the most perfect plan, what a great idea.
Director- ^_^ Good.
Mai- ^_^ Thank you very much!
Weevil- *muttering* I could have written a better script.
Director- *sighs* Let's just take five.
Tea- *comes in* Miss. Uh, Director person! Rex got his head stuck in the trash can again!
Rex- *has a small trash can attached to his head and is trying to yank it off to no avail* HELP!! IT HURTS MY HEAD!
Director- Better make that ten.
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R&R PLEASE! I COULD REALLY USE SOME INPUT!