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(bla) = The character they are playing.

~~~Bla~~~ = Set change/ Time change

*bla* = Actions

{bla } = What happens on stage

[bla ] = Narration

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Author/Director/Me- YAY! Three reviews in one day! ^_^ I feel so loved!

Everyone- *is glaring at her*

Author/Director/Me- Well, MOSTLY loved.

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Director- *in megaphone* OK! BREAK'S OVER! EVERYONE TAKE THEIR PLACES FOR THE COTTAGE SENE!

All- *groan*

Director- Let's see, we've got a bunch or actors in this part, we're going to have to just start up right now and get it over with. PLACES PEOPLE!

Mai- *rubs ear* We're right here you know you don't have to yell.

Director- ^_^ It just makes me feel more director-y!

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[ So the fairies raised the princess for many, many years and called her Briar Rose like they said they would. They were living fine for 15 long years and today is her birthday. ]

Tea- *can't sing but is trying* Um, la la la la?

Director- With more feeling Tea! You're singing a beautiful song, act like it!

Tea- *clears throat* LA LA LA LA LA!

Director- *sighs* Go on with the next part.

~~~~Down Stairs~~~~

Mai- *is pointing at something on a page of a book* I thought we might burn this one.

Director- MAI! You're making the dress not burning it!

Mai- It's not my fault you picked the least fashionable dress in this whole book of unfashionable dresses!

Director- It's not a book of unfashionable dresses! I've worn five dresses in that book! I'm even wearing one now!

Mai- *looks her over* Like I said, book of unfashionable dresses.

Caitlin- I have to agree with Mai, it even says so on the cover. *Holds up book and reveals the title, 'Big Book of Unfashionable Dresses'*

Director- *snatches it back* GIVE ME THAT! Here- *hands them Discovery Channel Magazine* Use this book instead.

Caitlin- *looks at it* This is an animal book, not a dress book.

Director- It's the only one I had on hand at the moment! Just pretend there are dresses in the book and ACTION!

Mai- *looks at it* I think we should make this one.

Caitlin- *confused* Which one?

Mai- DOES IT MATTER?! NONE OF THESE PICTURES ARE OF CLOTHES!

Caitlin- WELL GOSH IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU MADE HER TAKE AWAY THE BOOK!

Mai- IT WAS A BOOK OF TERRIBLY STYLED DRESSES YOU SHOULD THANK ME!

Caitlin- WELL NOW WE'RE LOOKING AT MANATEES AND PRETENDING THEY ARE DRESSES AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S ANY BETTER!

Mai- SURE IT IS YOU JUST HAVE TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION!

Caitlin- IMAGINATION?! WHAT AM I FIVE!?

Mai- JUDGING BY THE WAY YOU PUT ON YOUR MAKEUP IN THE MORNING-

Caitlin- IT WAS FOUR IN THE MORNING AND IT WAS DARK WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!

Girls- *continue screaming at each other for no apparent reason*

Weevil- *raises hand* Uh, hello? Still here and waiting for my turn to speak.

Girls- *screaming* YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.

Weevil- Ok...

Tea- *voice from behind the stairs* Um, guys? I don't mean to break up this- conversation and all, but do you know how painful it is to be wearing a corset?

Caitlin- Well then take the darn thing off!

Tea- I can't do that, then I'd have to put it back on when you stop arguing and that might take a while.

Mai- WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IT WILL TAKE FOREVER FOR US TO SORT THIS OUT!?

Tea- Well, actually yes.

Caitlin- I'm insulted! Especially with the way YOU took forever to get THAT STUPID LITTLE BAG OF COOKIES FROM THE MACHIENE SO BY THE TIME I GOT A TURN IT WAS TIME TO START BACK UP AGAIN!

Tea- IT WASN'T MY FAULT THEY HAD A LOT OF GOOD THINGS FOR A DOLLAR IN THE SELECTION! AND BY THE TIME YUGI LET ME BORROW HIS DOLLAR SO I COULD GET THE OREOS AND THE NUTIANS-

Mai- You got TWO things? What a pig...

Tea- HEY I WAS HUNGRY AND WHO WAS THE ONE THAT EATS THREE SOUPS FOR LUNCH!?

Yugi- *comes in fake door in medieval outfit* I think you guys forgot about my part, I've been waiting for a while and-

Tea- *irritably* No Yugi, we did not forget you we're still on our part.

Yugi- *surprised* Really? It's been forever, you still aren't done?

Mai- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

{Everyone gets into a large argument, even the other actors that are behind the scenes jump in. Although, they can't really join sides because there aren't any sides to begin with. Just an insult fling. Director is shaking her head and rubbing her temples because of all the yelling. }

Director- Will everyone please just BE QUIET!!!

Everyone- *stops* *crickets heard*

Director- Tea is not a pig, Yugi was not forgotten, this is not Caitlin's fault, and Mai, what book would you propose we look at instead?

Mai- *confused* My proposition? *Evil grin*

~~~Half and Hour Later~~~

Mai- I like that one.

Caitlin- Me too! Let's make it!

Mai- We can make a cake or something and I'll make the dress ok?

Caitlin- ^^ Ok! I LOVE that dress!

Weevil- *squints and tilts his head* Why is there a cat on that girl's head?

Mai- It's not a cat it's a ferret.

Weevil- *squints harder and tilts head farther* Why is that ferret on her head?

Caitlin- Because it matches the mink coat and shoes.

Mai- Well it isn't really mink, they banned mink in the H.M.F a few years ago, it's a mink look-alike!

Caitlin- Oh ok!

Weevil- *is disgusted* So this is what you do in your spare time?

Director- Moving along please?

Tea- *comes out* What are you three- *she stopped* What are they to me?

Director- What do you mean?

Tea- Well, they aren't my mom or grandma or anything. So they are three...what?

Director- Just say three.

Tea- *tries again* What are you three up to?

Weevil- Up to?

Caitlin- Up to?

Mai- *shrugs* Reading this magazine.

Director- *sighs but lets them continue because she's getting tired of stopping them* I don't get paid enough for this job. Oh yea, I don't get paid anything. Why me?

Tea- *doesn't know what to say to that* I- uh- um- that's cool. I'm going to -go pick some berries.

Mai- *hasn't looked up and turns the page* Knock yourself out.

Caitlin- Yeah, go ahead. If you want to I mean.

Weevil- *pushes container into her hands* If you see any bugs out there, catch them for me and-

Director- WEEVIL STOP RIGHT THERE!

Weevil- *frowns* You aren't any fun at all.

Yugi- *comes in again* I'm here!

Director- YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YUGI JUST WAIT PATIENTLY UNTIL TEA STARTS PICKING BERRIES!

Yugi- *blushes and exits set, closing door quietly* Sorry.

Tea- *clears throat* Uh, I guess I'll go pick berries now then.

Weevil- Bye!

Tea- *gives them a last, 'loony bird' look and exits*

Caitlin- I think she suspects something. What do you think Mai, erm, Flora?

Mai- *sigh* I think that fabric is perfect on that skirt.

Weevil- You girls really need to get a life, all you talk about is clothes.

Mai- *tears herself from the article* Oh and talking on and on about bugs is any better?

Weevil- BUGS ARE ALWAYS BETTER! BUGS RULE THE WORLD! *evil cackle*

Caitlin- *rolls eyes* You're mental.

Weevil- OH AM I!? *another evil cackle*

Mai- Uh, yeah you are. I really think you should get some help.

Weevil- I DON'T NEED HELP! YOU NEED HELP!

Mai- WHAT!? YUGI'S THE ONE THAT BELIEVES IN THAT STUPID HEART OF THE CARDS! IF ANYONE NEEDS HELP IT'S HIM!

Yugi- *comes back in* Sense when did I get pulled into this argument?

Caitlin- *is shaking her head and watching from a distance* Right now.

{ Everyone starts argument back up again. }

Director- *groan* WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE CALM DOWN AND STOP INSULTING EACH OTHER FOR ONCE!?

Caitlin- *is standing next to the director to avoid being part of argument*

Director- *sigh* You minus well go up there and argue like a little kid too, it's not like it will make any difference.

Caitlin- *shakes head* I've argued enough for one day. I made a rule for myself that says I can only insult and argue with ONE person a day so ^^ now I'm done!

Director- *stares in disbelief* I didn't create you with that characteristic.

Caitlin- ^___^ I made it up myself!

Director- -.-;; No wonder.

Caitlin- ¬ ¬ What?

Director- Never mind, I sent Rex and Ryou to get a prop from the back room and they haven't come back yet. *cringes because of a loud scream from Mai* Go and look for them please.

Caitlin- *shrugs and leaves*

Director- *really REALLY loudly* ALRIGHT EVERYONE SHUT UP OR I'LL TURN THIS MOVIE INTO A SERIES WHERE THERE WILL BE A NEW EPISODE EVERY DAY AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PRACTICLY LIVE WITH EACHOTHER AND LEARN TO LIKE EACH OTHER (no not that way) AND IF YOU FIGHT YOU WILL DIE!

All- *eyes get big*

Director- SOOO, does anyone have any 'suggestions' about the next part?

All- *cricket* *cricket*

Director- *evil grin* GOOD! Now, let's start the next scene.

Tea- But...but it's time to go home.

Director- DID I SAY IT WAS TIME TO GO HOME!

Tea- N-no.

Director- THEN WHAT GIVES YOU THE IDEA THAT IT IS TIME TO GO HOME!? ARE YOU THE BOSS!?

Tea- N-n-no.

Director- IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN I SAY IT'S TIME TO GO HOME!!!

All- *is amazed, not in a good way*

Director- *is breathing deeply* Ok... ^^ Time to go home!

All- *is still in state of shock and doesn't move*

Director- *in a growly tone, through her teeth* I SAID, TIME TO GO HOME.

All- *runs away before she kills them*

Director- *sigh* ^^ It's been a long day.

Rebecca- *quietly* Uh, excuse me?

Director- *snaps* WHAT?!

Rebecca- *flinch* I just wanted to know where you put my teddy?

Director- *a little calmer* I sent Ryou and Rex up to get it, it's in the props room. They didn't come back though so I sent Caitlin up after them, she hasn't come back either. I wonder were they are...

~~~IN A DARK CLOSET~~~

{ It is pitch black and no one can see. There is assorted tripping and moving heard as Ryou, Rex, and Caitlin feel around for the light switch. }

Rex- Oh that was smooth Ryou, REAL smooth.

Ryou- HEY! I didn't mean too! When Caitlin came in it startled me and my fingers slipped!

Rex- Your fingers can't slip and lock the door Ryou!

Caitlin- Well Rex, yours can't slip and turn the light switch off!

Rex- I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THE SWITCH!

Caitlin- What did you think it was then!? Trom ploy? (sp?)

Rex- I'm not going to answer that.

Caitlin- *snickers* You aren't going to answer cause you don't know what Trom Ploy is.

Rex- I'm not going that either.

Note- If you want to know what Trom Ploy is, it is pronounced the way it is spelt and it is a form of realistic art. So realistic that it looks like you could touch the violin they painted in the picture. Like 3-D! *is done with art lesson*

Caitlin- *feels something* I found it!

Ryou- Really? Turn it on!

Caitlin- What? No not the switch, I think I found the bowl I'm supposed to use in the next scene.

Ryou- Oh...

Caitlin- No wait! Now I think I've found it!

(Insert loud crashing and assorted noises here)

Caitlin- ...

Caitlin- That wasn't it.

Rex and Ryou- -.-;;

Rex- You guys are trying to get out all wrong! You need to approach this matter delicately, with intelligence, style, flare, and a cool head.

Ryou- And how do we do that?

Rex- *they hear banging on the door and walls* LET US OUT LET US OUT LET US OOOOUUUUUT! HELP!!

Caitlin and Ryou- *shrugs and follows his example with nothing better to do*

~~~AT THE SET~~

Director- *pauses* I wonder where they are anyway. *shrug* Oh well.

Rebecca- But what about my teddy!?

Director- *pats her on the back and gives her a shoe she found on floor* Here, you can have this.

Rebecca- But I can't sleep without my teddy!

Director- Geez, kids these days are so picky! *pushes her away and starts to turn off all the lights*

Yugi- *comes over* Have you seen my shoes? I can't find one of them.

Director- *shakes head* I haven't seen any shoes sense this morning.

Yugi- Oh.

Director- I'm locking up the building and turning off the main power so you'd better get outta here.

Yugi- You turn off the main power when you leave?

Director- Yup, so no electricity is wasted! ^^ And I lock the doors so nothing can get in. *walks outside with Yugi and locks the door*

Yugi- *pauses* Or out...

Director- *laughs* I guess, but who would be stupid enough to get themselves stuck on a movie set?

~~~IN DARK CLOSET~~~

{They are still banging on the walls screaming for help}

Caitlin- *feels something again* Hey I found the switch!

Rex- *scoffs* Yeah right, like the last five switches you found?

Caitlin- I found it! *turns it on*

Ryou- *blinks* LIGHT! WE ARE SAVED!

Caitlin- *beams* Now all we have to do is unlock the door.

{ At that moment, Director turns off main power and the lights turn off again}

All- *silence in the darkness*

Rex- ...It's dark again.

Caitlin- Thank you Professor Obvious.

Ryou- It appears that the main power was shut off.

All- *silence*

All- *resumes mad pounding on walls* HELP US!!!

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Me- It's not over! Next chapter is coming very soon! What chaos will insue when I add Yugi, and Ryou to the movie! ^____^ ENJOY! And don't forget to R&R!