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Author- HEY PEOPLES ITS ME AGAIN! ^_______^ Sorry about the wait for this new chapter, but I think I'm ready to start back up again!
Author- *waits*
Author- *looks around* Hey! Were are the usual comments about being tortured given by Caitlin every day?
Everyone- *looks around*
Author- Where is she? OH WELL! Time for some ACTING!
All- *groan*
Author- *death glare*
All- ^^;;
NOTE- THANK YOU FOR ALL THE REVIEWS YOU ALL HAVE GIVEN ME! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!
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Director- PLACES EVERYONE! PLACES! HEY! I SAID PLACES!
Everyone- *is eating doughnuts she had supplied for them moments earlier*
Director- *huff* LET'S GET TO WORK RIGHT NOW OR I'LL...I'LL... URG!
Director- *snaps fingers and all doughnuts disappear* Or I'll do that.
Joey- *mouth full of doughnuts* Hey!
Director- PLACES FOR THE FOREST SCENE WITH TEA AND YUGI AND THE COTTAGE SCENE WITH THE FARIES! PLACES ALREADY!
Rebecca- *tugs on shirt* Excuse me?
Director- *deep breath as she runs her fingers through her hair and then glares down at her* What!?
Rebecca- Uh, did you happen to find my teddy bear yesterday?
Director- *false smile* As a matter of fact I did, and you know what else I found?
Rebecca- *hopefully* My paycheck?
Director- *cheerfully* No! *forced grin* I found the little note you left me about how you were going to sue me if I didn't supply the bear.
Rebecca- Well, yes. It's a good thing that you found that note so I don't have to explain everything.
Director- You know what's a good thing? The fact that I don't care.
Rebecca- *huffs and stamps foot* I-I need my teddy back right now because my agent says-
Director- YOU have an agent!?
Rebecca- Uh, yea?
Director- *to herself* She gets and agent before I do and I'm the one writing the stupid story... *light bulb over head* That's it!
Director- *snaps fingers and agent appears* Continue.
Rebecca- Well my agent says that if I don't get my teddy back I could sue you for a lot of money because the bear was YOUR responsibility and therefore you hold responsible.
Director- *smirk* Is that so?
Rebecca- Yes, and not only that but if I don't get the bear back I'm going to have to quit.
Director- Hold on a minute. *agent whispers in ear and she nods* That's fine with me.
Rebecca- *blink* Wha?
Director- In fact, you know what, I'm going to fire you.
Rebecca- YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!
Director- Oh, but I can! *snaps fingers and two big muscle dudes appear and carry Rebecca away* Chow darling!
Rebecca- BUT THIS ISN'T FAIR!
Director- That's show biz kid! *preens fingers*
Tristen- Does anyone else hear that?
Director- Hear what?
All- Shh!
Sound- *muffled banging on the door to the prop closet*
Joey- *opens door*
{Caitlin, Ryou, and Rex fall out because they were leaning on the door all night long.}
Caitlin- *raises hands* WE ARE SAVED!
Director- ^^ And just in time too! We're going to start taping right away!
Caitlin- *eyes get wide* RUN!
Ryou, Rex, and Caitlin- *run for the door, but all of them get grabbed by Director* Ahh!
Director- ^^ Where are you going? *drags them to set* Its time to start the show!
Ryou, Rex, and Caitlin- ;_;
Director- NOW LET'S GET STARTED! WE'RE ROLLING CAMERA... ACTION!
~~~~ IN THE COTTAGE ~~~~
[ In the cottage, all the fairies are getting ready for 'Briar Rose's' 16th birthday and they are all doing their part.]
Mai- *takes out purple fabric* This dress is going to be all over the fashion magazines by the time I'm done with it!
Caitlin- *taking out bowls and measuring cups* I'll make the cake! I'm going to make it sixteen layers high with blue icing and sixteen candles!
Mai and Weevil- O.O *they aren't acting like they are afraid Caitlin will somehow burn the set down, they ARE afraid Caitlin will burn the set down*
Caitlin- ^______^ I've always wanted to make a sixteenth birthday cake! Even if it's not a real sixteenth birthday...
Weevil- Maybe I should make the cake.
Caitlin- *growls* No.
Mai- *rolls eyes* It's not like bug-boy would be any better anyway.
Weevil- I WOULD SO! And if you're so smart why don't you make it!
Caitlin- *whine* But I wanna make the cake!
Mai- I can't make it! *holds up fabric* Designer at work here, remember?
Weevil- Fine. But if Caitlin burns the set down don't blame me.
Caitlin- HEY! I only did that once!
Mai- Weev- I mean, Merryweather, you can be my dummy.
Weevil- Dummy!?
Mai- Yup, you'd be perfect for the job seeing as you already are one.
Weevil- I am not!
Mai- Fine, then think of it as, you are my very-ugly-and-un-styled-fashion- model.
Weevil- That's a little better...
Mai- Good, now get up on this stool because Briar Rose is a whole lot taller then you are.
Weevil- So, what exactly does a very-ugly-and-un-styled-fashion-model do?
Mai- Stand there and look pretty while I dress you up.
Weevil- PRETTY?!
Mai- Yeah, I know it will be hard work to look pretty but you have to try so I can make this dress.
Weevil- DRESS!?
Mai- Hey it isn't that bad! You're wearing one right now!
Weevil- THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR WONT LET ME TAKE IT OFF!
Director- ^^ I love authoress powers.
Mai- Fine, whatever, anyway get up there.
Caitlin- *reading cook book* Two eggs, fold in gently. *confused* Fold? *shrug* Oh well.
Caitlin- *puts eggs in batter and literally folds them in* This isn't that hard! *eggs crack* Oops...
Mai- *throws fabric over Weevil* There we go.
Weevil- *disgusted* It's purple!
Mai- I know that, isn't it nice? All the models are wearing that nowadays.
Weevil- But I wanted it to be green!
Mai- Well you aren't the one making the dress are you?
Weevil- *grumbles while Mai cuts around the bottom* I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you...
Caitlin- *reads* One TSP. Tisp?
Weevil- Tea (that's TEA not the girl) spoon duh!
Caitlin- Oh! Right, *grabs a spoon*
Mai- *pulls fabric so it covers Weevil's head*
Weevil- *muffled under the fabric* I can't breathe!
Mai- Good, maybe now you'll be quiet.
Director- Mai if you kill off one of the characters I don't know what I'll do! I'm already short one!
Mai- Fine. *cuts hole at top*
Weevil- *forces head through hole and gasps for breath* Thank you!
Caitlin- *reading* Three cups of milk. *grabs three cups, fills them with milk, and dumps them into the batter*
Mai- *puts ribbon around dress* There, the formal touch.
Weevil- *examines himself* It looks awful!
Mai- That's because it's on you.
~~~~ IN THE FOREST ~~~~
Tea- *comes in carrying the basket* La la la.
Director- Will you sing already Tea!
Tea- It's not my fault! I'm a dancer not a singer!
Director- Well you'll have to learn to be a singer if you plan to survive in show business.
Tea- But I don't-
Director- Rolling!
Tea- *sighs and does the best she can to sing, which isn't THAT bad* What a wonderful day.
Director- With more enthusiasm please!
Tea- *overly enthusiastic* Wow! What a wonderful day!
Director- I need an asprin...
Tea- *is pretending to pick berries off a cardboard bush* Look at all the berries! *hums*
Joey- *to director* You know what's funny? She keeps picking berries but the basket doesn't get any fuller.
Director- *to Joey* No comments from the peanut gallery!
Tea- *keeps picking and is looking around for a reason to stop* I wonder if there is anyone else in the forest today.
Yugi- *is struggling to get his costume on at the moment*
Tea- *keeps picking in the same place on the bush* Anyone at all.
Yugi- *starts to run to the stage but trips over his large boots and falls on his face*
Tea- *picking* Maybe even a prince but it doesn't matter.
Yugi- *finally gets on stage looking very frazzled* I'm here.
Director- *hissing* Yugi the camera doesn't need to know that!
Yugi- Oh, sorry.
Director- Stop talking you're making it worse!
Yugi- But I-
Director- SHUT UP!
Yugi- *covers his own mouth*
Director- *runs it over in her head quickly* Prince, princess, bush and berries, *pause* ...the horse! I don't have a horse!
Ryou- *is innocently trying to unfold his fold-up chair that isn't cooperating*
Director- Ryou!
Ryou- *jumps, and the chair folds back up and falls over*
Director- How'd ya like to be my horse?
Ryou- O.O What!?
Director- Not mine personally, I mean, you need to be Yugi's horse.
Ryou- O.O
Director- In the play I mean.
Ryou- O.O P-p-play?
Director- Movie. Whatever. You've been backstage the entire time!
Ryou- I'm fine with that.
Director- No, you don't like it, I can tell.
Ryou- No, you don't understand...
Director- *hands him horse costume* Put this on and go onstage ASAP.
Ryou- But I-
Director- No excuses! Besides, your fangirls are already ready to kill me for not making you the prince and they WILL kill me if I don't even put you one stage.
Ryou- F-fa-fa-
Director- You know what, forget putting on the costume. *snaps fingers and moth eaten horse costume appears on Ryou* Huh, you would think with my author powers I would be able to get a better horse suit then that.
Director- Oh well. Now go! *snaps fingers and Ryou appears on stage, looking very white, even for him*
Yugi- *blinks* Oh, uh, there is my trusty horse! Hello Sampson.
Ryou- O.O *eyeing camera uneasily*
Yugi- Um, right. *puts hand dramatically to his ear* Sampson, do you hear that?
Ryou- O.O
Yugi- Sampson?
Ryou- O.O
Director- *whispers* Your line is, 'neigh'.
Ryou- O.O
Director- Anytime now.
Ryou- Ne-nei-n-
Director- *grumbles* I give him one stupid line and he screws it up...
Yugi- Yes, I hear it too Sampson. Let's see what it is, ok? *starts to walk to Tea*
Ryou- *doesn't move*
Yugi- *grabs Ryou by the tail and pulls him to the side of the stage*
Tea- *acts surprised* Oh! Who are you!
Yugi- I am a prince!
Director- NONONONONO!
Yugi- *confused* But I am a prince!
Director- I know, but she isn't supposed to know yet!
Yugi- Why not?
Director- Just because!
Yugi- She's not stupid...
Tea- ^_____^ Thank you Yugi!
Director- You just don't ever tell her so she doesn't know now get on with it!
Tea- Ok? *turns to Yugi* So you're a prince?
Director- NO, NO, NO! YOU DON'T KNOW HE'S A PRINCE! DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO A WORD I JUST SAID!?
Tea- *blink* But he just said he was a prince, does my character have a bad memory?
Director- No it's just that he has not yet told you who he is!
Yugi- I haven't? I could have sworn I-
Director- YOU DON'T KNOW HE IS A PRINCE! END OF STORY! KEEP GOING!
Tea- *shrugs* Hello stranger that looks like a prince but I'm sure isn't.
Yugi- *waves* Hi.
Director- Ugh.
Tea- So who are you exactly?
Yugi- *nervous glance at Director* I'm not supposed to tell you.
Tea- Ok. Well, I've got to go home now. But I'll see you around ok?
Yugi- Sure. At that cottage in the woods?
Tea- How did you know?
Yugi- *shrug* I read the script.
Tea- *nods and leaves*
Director- *bangs head against the wall next to her* I had to do this with the YGO cast, of all people, why me?
~~~ BACK IN THE COTTAGE ~~~
Caitlin- *is trying to light the candles on a lopsided cake* So, what do you think?
Mai- Well it's *turns and looks at it* ...uh...good.
Caitlin- Yes, well, *uses a broom to hold up cake* it will be a whole lot stiffer once it's baked.
Mai- You haven't baked it yet?
Caitlin- Not yet, I wanted to put on the icing first...and the candles.
Weevil- You're so stupid.
Caitlin- *barely containing her laughter* I'm not the one in the fat purple dress.
Weevil- Why you little- *tries to jump on her, but Mai holds him back*
Mai- ^^ What do you think of the dress? *gestures to the very poorly made purple dress covered in ribbons and bows*
Caitlin- *bites her lip* Oh, well it's, very interesting. Its not what they had in the book...
Mai- I improved it! ^^
Caitlin- Improved it, yeah...
Mai- Maybe if I added a little bit more- ruffles! What do you think?
Caitlin- Um, yes, I think, if you added ruffles it would look better...I think.
Weevil- It looks like we fished it out of a dumpster! The cake too!
Caitlin- *glare*
Weevil- I think we should think about what Rose will think of this mess!
Mai- We can think all we want, but we don't know what Rose will think.
Caitlin- And besides, ^^ It's the thought that counts!
Weevil- NO IT ISN'T THAT'S JUST WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY BUY SOMEONE A CHEAP GIFT TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER!
Weevil- *storms off with pieces of the dress flying off* I still think what I thought before! I'm going to go get the wands and we can do something better then this!
Caitlin- *notices the cake melt into a puddle on the table* ;_; My cake...
Mai- *sigh* Well, the dress is destroyed, so I guess we've got to use the wands.
Weevil- *Comes back in with sticks that resemble wands* Here they are! Good as new!
Mai- Careful Merryweather! Close up all the windows first!
Weevil- *looks around* They are closed.
Mai- Oh. Well ok then! ^^ *hands out wands*
Caitlin- Woo hoo! *swishes wand around and glitter comes out*
Mai- Ok, Fauna you make the cake again.
Caitlin- ^_____^ YAYNESS!
Weevil- And I'll-
Mai- You'll clean up the house while I'LL make the dress.
Weevil- *glare* You're evil woman.
Mai- CLEAN.
Weevil- *sigh* Come on mop, bucket, broom, Flora says clean up the room.
Kiba- *walks on stage, obviously not putting up any attempt to hide himself, and has a mop puppet*
Weevil- O.o ok, now clean up.
Kiba- *groans and moves the puppets around*
Director- *snaps fingers* With all my power (^^) I should give the wands real magic power!
Wands- *glow*
Caitlin- *evil grin* This is more like it. *is reading to the ingredients* Eggs, flour, cinnamon.
Caitlin- Aw heck, just do it like it says in the book. ^^ I'll put on the candles! *all the eggs and stuff make themselves into a cake*
Mai- *sees the display and flicks her wand around* Now I can REALLY make some magic happen! *starts making the dress*
Weevil- *notices dress* Oh no not purple! Make it a...oh! Make it a bug! *dress starts turning into a large purple bug*
Mai- *screams* EWWW! WEEVIL DON'T MESS WITH MY DESIGNS! *turns it back*
Weevil- *evil grin* Make it a bug again. *turns dress into a bug again*
Mai- *shrieks and turns the dress back* I'm warning you bug boy...
Weevil- *turns the dress into a bug again*
Mai- *turns Weevil's costume purple along with making his face covered in makeup and his hair gets longer* A pretty face to match the dress!
Weevil- *shoots magic at dress, but misses and hits Mai instead* Whoops.
Mai- *has intenna and six legs* DIIIIIEEEEEE!
Caitlin- *has the cake almost finished and turns to ask Mai and Weevil what they think* Hey guys what do you think of-
{ Caitlin turns around to see Weevil looking like a girl with a bowl hair- cut on the floor with a large bug-looking creature trying to strangle him/her/it. Caitlin just watches them open-mouthed for a while, then decides to not get involved (for fear of being turned into a bug) and turns back to her cake. }
Caitlin- *under her breath* You didn't see anything, don't bring it up to Mai that she was a bug or Weevil was a girl, if the director asks you why you didn't stop them say, 'I was making the cake and didn't see them.' I didn't see anything at all. No siree, nothing.
Tea- *comes in through the door* I'm home!
Everyone- *stops and stares* NOOOO!
Tea- What?
Mai- *gets up* Go away you aren't supposed to come in yet! We're busy!
Tea- *very confused* Huh?
Weevil- You didn't knock! GO GO GO!
Tea- Uh, ok? *leaves*
All- *relieved sigh*
Weevil- *playing with his now long hair* Do you think she suspects the party?
Mai- *pushes her extra arms down* Naw, she'd have to see something extra especially out of the ordinary. And there isn't anything out of the ordinary going on around here.
Caitlin- ^.^; Yeah...
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Director- This is junk, it won't make much of a movie if you people don't even know their lines!
Joey- You got that right.
All- *nods* True.
Director- What could make it better? *light bulb* I got it! Commercials!
All- O.o?
Tristen- But everyone hates commercials!
Director- ^^ Not if YOU GUYS are in them!
All- O.O
Director- That settles it, we'll get some commercials made before we go on to the next scene!
{Knock on door}
Director- Come on in.
Editor- *comes in* Hi everybody!
Director- *almost has a heart attack* STEVIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Editor- *blink* *blink* I was just coming over to see how you were doing...
Director- You didn't tell me you were coming!
Editor- I thought I would surprise you... *holds up bag* I brought cookie dough!
Director- O.o In a bag?
Editor- *shrug*
Director- How, *notices cookie dough coming out of the seams of the bag* nice of you.
Editor- ^^ That's just how I am!
Director- *eyeing the mushy bag* Right...
Editor- So...can I see it?
Director- *another heart attack* What!? See what!?
Editor- See the movie, what you have so far. You were bragging about it yesterday and I wanted to see it.
Director- *really big sweat drop* ^_^; Well you see it's not much yet we haven't edited or anything...
Editor- ^^ That's great! Because I am your editor remember? *starts to walk over to film on the table*
Director- *jumps in front of her* Don't you have something better to do?
Editor- No.
Director- So much for that...I- uh- NO ONE CAN SEE IT BEFORE OPENING DAY! HA!
Editor- O.o Oh, ok.
Director- Yes so, bye!
Editor- *is pushed out the door* Bye?
Director- Whew!
Editor- *just pops up* Why?
Director- *has an almost third heart attack* How did you do that!?
Editor- *shrugs*
Director- *snaps fingers and Stevie appears outside*
Editor- *tries to open door but it zaps her* Darn, she put on the force field for Sales people, fangirls, press, and Editors.
Editor- *evil thought* Maybe I'll just have to see why she doesn't want me to see what she's doing in there. ^^
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Me- Dun dun dunnnn! ^^ This chapter was long, but hopefully it was funny! Sadly, I won't be able to write a next chappie for a while, because I'm going on a vacation to Mississippi but I'll do my best! *salutes* Bye peoples!
~~~Bla~~~ = Set change/ Time change
*bla* = Actions
{bla } = What happens (You'll understand better when you read it)
[bla ] = Narration
Author- HEY PEOPLES ITS ME AGAIN! ^_______^ Sorry about the wait for this new chapter, but I think I'm ready to start back up again!
Author- *waits*
Author- *looks around* Hey! Were are the usual comments about being tortured given by Caitlin every day?
Everyone- *looks around*
Author- Where is she? OH WELL! Time for some ACTING!
All- *groan*
Author- *death glare*
All- ^^;;
NOTE- THANK YOU FOR ALL THE REVIEWS YOU ALL HAVE GIVEN ME! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!
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Director- PLACES EVERYONE! PLACES! HEY! I SAID PLACES!
Everyone- *is eating doughnuts she had supplied for them moments earlier*
Director- *huff* LET'S GET TO WORK RIGHT NOW OR I'LL...I'LL... URG!
Director- *snaps fingers and all doughnuts disappear* Or I'll do that.
Joey- *mouth full of doughnuts* Hey!
Director- PLACES FOR THE FOREST SCENE WITH TEA AND YUGI AND THE COTTAGE SCENE WITH THE FARIES! PLACES ALREADY!
Rebecca- *tugs on shirt* Excuse me?
Director- *deep breath as she runs her fingers through her hair and then glares down at her* What!?
Rebecca- Uh, did you happen to find my teddy bear yesterday?
Director- *false smile* As a matter of fact I did, and you know what else I found?
Rebecca- *hopefully* My paycheck?
Director- *cheerfully* No! *forced grin* I found the little note you left me about how you were going to sue me if I didn't supply the bear.
Rebecca- Well, yes. It's a good thing that you found that note so I don't have to explain everything.
Director- You know what's a good thing? The fact that I don't care.
Rebecca- *huffs and stamps foot* I-I need my teddy back right now because my agent says-
Director- YOU have an agent!?
Rebecca- Uh, yea?
Director- *to herself* She gets and agent before I do and I'm the one writing the stupid story... *light bulb over head* That's it!
Director- *snaps fingers and agent appears* Continue.
Rebecca- Well my agent says that if I don't get my teddy back I could sue you for a lot of money because the bear was YOUR responsibility and therefore you hold responsible.
Director- *smirk* Is that so?
Rebecca- Yes, and not only that but if I don't get the bear back I'm going to have to quit.
Director- Hold on a minute. *agent whispers in ear and she nods* That's fine with me.
Rebecca- *blink* Wha?
Director- In fact, you know what, I'm going to fire you.
Rebecca- YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!
Director- Oh, but I can! *snaps fingers and two big muscle dudes appear and carry Rebecca away* Chow darling!
Rebecca- BUT THIS ISN'T FAIR!
Director- That's show biz kid! *preens fingers*
Tristen- Does anyone else hear that?
Director- Hear what?
All- Shh!
Sound- *muffled banging on the door to the prop closet*
Joey- *opens door*
{Caitlin, Ryou, and Rex fall out because they were leaning on the door all night long.}
Caitlin- *raises hands* WE ARE SAVED!
Director- ^^ And just in time too! We're going to start taping right away!
Caitlin- *eyes get wide* RUN!
Ryou, Rex, and Caitlin- *run for the door, but all of them get grabbed by Director* Ahh!
Director- ^^ Where are you going? *drags them to set* Its time to start the show!
Ryou, Rex, and Caitlin- ;_;
Director- NOW LET'S GET STARTED! WE'RE ROLLING CAMERA... ACTION!
~~~~ IN THE COTTAGE ~~~~
[ In the cottage, all the fairies are getting ready for 'Briar Rose's' 16th birthday and they are all doing their part.]
Mai- *takes out purple fabric* This dress is going to be all over the fashion magazines by the time I'm done with it!
Caitlin- *taking out bowls and measuring cups* I'll make the cake! I'm going to make it sixteen layers high with blue icing and sixteen candles!
Mai and Weevil- O.O *they aren't acting like they are afraid Caitlin will somehow burn the set down, they ARE afraid Caitlin will burn the set down*
Caitlin- ^______^ I've always wanted to make a sixteenth birthday cake! Even if it's not a real sixteenth birthday...
Weevil- Maybe I should make the cake.
Caitlin- *growls* No.
Mai- *rolls eyes* It's not like bug-boy would be any better anyway.
Weevil- I WOULD SO! And if you're so smart why don't you make it!
Caitlin- *whine* But I wanna make the cake!
Mai- I can't make it! *holds up fabric* Designer at work here, remember?
Weevil- Fine. But if Caitlin burns the set down don't blame me.
Caitlin- HEY! I only did that once!
Mai- Weev- I mean, Merryweather, you can be my dummy.
Weevil- Dummy!?
Mai- Yup, you'd be perfect for the job seeing as you already are one.
Weevil- I am not!
Mai- Fine, then think of it as, you are my very-ugly-and-un-styled-fashion- model.
Weevil- That's a little better...
Mai- Good, now get up on this stool because Briar Rose is a whole lot taller then you are.
Weevil- So, what exactly does a very-ugly-and-un-styled-fashion-model do?
Mai- Stand there and look pretty while I dress you up.
Weevil- PRETTY?!
Mai- Yeah, I know it will be hard work to look pretty but you have to try so I can make this dress.
Weevil- DRESS!?
Mai- Hey it isn't that bad! You're wearing one right now!
Weevil- THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE THE DIRECTOR WONT LET ME TAKE IT OFF!
Director- ^^ I love authoress powers.
Mai- Fine, whatever, anyway get up there.
Caitlin- *reading cook book* Two eggs, fold in gently. *confused* Fold? *shrug* Oh well.
Caitlin- *puts eggs in batter and literally folds them in* This isn't that hard! *eggs crack* Oops...
Mai- *throws fabric over Weevil* There we go.
Weevil- *disgusted* It's purple!
Mai- I know that, isn't it nice? All the models are wearing that nowadays.
Weevil- But I wanted it to be green!
Mai- Well you aren't the one making the dress are you?
Weevil- *grumbles while Mai cuts around the bottom* I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you...
Caitlin- *reads* One TSP. Tisp?
Weevil- Tea (that's TEA not the girl) spoon duh!
Caitlin- Oh! Right, *grabs a spoon*
Mai- *pulls fabric so it covers Weevil's head*
Weevil- *muffled under the fabric* I can't breathe!
Mai- Good, maybe now you'll be quiet.
Director- Mai if you kill off one of the characters I don't know what I'll do! I'm already short one!
Mai- Fine. *cuts hole at top*
Weevil- *forces head through hole and gasps for breath* Thank you!
Caitlin- *reading* Three cups of milk. *grabs three cups, fills them with milk, and dumps them into the batter*
Mai- *puts ribbon around dress* There, the formal touch.
Weevil- *examines himself* It looks awful!
Mai- That's because it's on you.
~~~~ IN THE FOREST ~~~~
Tea- *comes in carrying the basket* La la la.
Director- Will you sing already Tea!
Tea- It's not my fault! I'm a dancer not a singer!
Director- Well you'll have to learn to be a singer if you plan to survive in show business.
Tea- But I don't-
Director- Rolling!
Tea- *sighs and does the best she can to sing, which isn't THAT bad* What a wonderful day.
Director- With more enthusiasm please!
Tea- *overly enthusiastic* Wow! What a wonderful day!
Director- I need an asprin...
Tea- *is pretending to pick berries off a cardboard bush* Look at all the berries! *hums*
Joey- *to director* You know what's funny? She keeps picking berries but the basket doesn't get any fuller.
Director- *to Joey* No comments from the peanut gallery!
Tea- *keeps picking and is looking around for a reason to stop* I wonder if there is anyone else in the forest today.
Yugi- *is struggling to get his costume on at the moment*
Tea- *keeps picking in the same place on the bush* Anyone at all.
Yugi- *starts to run to the stage but trips over his large boots and falls on his face*
Tea- *picking* Maybe even a prince but it doesn't matter.
Yugi- *finally gets on stage looking very frazzled* I'm here.
Director- *hissing* Yugi the camera doesn't need to know that!
Yugi- Oh, sorry.
Director- Stop talking you're making it worse!
Yugi- But I-
Director- SHUT UP!
Yugi- *covers his own mouth*
Director- *runs it over in her head quickly* Prince, princess, bush and berries, *pause* ...the horse! I don't have a horse!
Ryou- *is innocently trying to unfold his fold-up chair that isn't cooperating*
Director- Ryou!
Ryou- *jumps, and the chair folds back up and falls over*
Director- How'd ya like to be my horse?
Ryou- O.O What!?
Director- Not mine personally, I mean, you need to be Yugi's horse.
Ryou- O.O
Director- In the play I mean.
Ryou- O.O P-p-play?
Director- Movie. Whatever. You've been backstage the entire time!
Ryou- I'm fine with that.
Director- No, you don't like it, I can tell.
Ryou- No, you don't understand...
Director- *hands him horse costume* Put this on and go onstage ASAP.
Ryou- But I-
Director- No excuses! Besides, your fangirls are already ready to kill me for not making you the prince and they WILL kill me if I don't even put you one stage.
Ryou- F-fa-fa-
Director- You know what, forget putting on the costume. *snaps fingers and moth eaten horse costume appears on Ryou* Huh, you would think with my author powers I would be able to get a better horse suit then that.
Director- Oh well. Now go! *snaps fingers and Ryou appears on stage, looking very white, even for him*
Yugi- *blinks* Oh, uh, there is my trusty horse! Hello Sampson.
Ryou- O.O *eyeing camera uneasily*
Yugi- Um, right. *puts hand dramatically to his ear* Sampson, do you hear that?
Ryou- O.O
Yugi- Sampson?
Ryou- O.O
Director- *whispers* Your line is, 'neigh'.
Ryou- O.O
Director- Anytime now.
Ryou- Ne-nei-n-
Director- *grumbles* I give him one stupid line and he screws it up...
Yugi- Yes, I hear it too Sampson. Let's see what it is, ok? *starts to walk to Tea*
Ryou- *doesn't move*
Yugi- *grabs Ryou by the tail and pulls him to the side of the stage*
Tea- *acts surprised* Oh! Who are you!
Yugi- I am a prince!
Director- NONONONONO!
Yugi- *confused* But I am a prince!
Director- I know, but she isn't supposed to know yet!
Yugi- Why not?
Director- Just because!
Yugi- She's not stupid...
Tea- ^_____^ Thank you Yugi!
Director- You just don't ever tell her so she doesn't know now get on with it!
Tea- Ok? *turns to Yugi* So you're a prince?
Director- NO, NO, NO! YOU DON'T KNOW HE'S A PRINCE! DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO A WORD I JUST SAID!?
Tea- *blink* But he just said he was a prince, does my character have a bad memory?
Director- No it's just that he has not yet told you who he is!
Yugi- I haven't? I could have sworn I-
Director- YOU DON'T KNOW HE IS A PRINCE! END OF STORY! KEEP GOING!
Tea- *shrugs* Hello stranger that looks like a prince but I'm sure isn't.
Yugi- *waves* Hi.
Director- Ugh.
Tea- So who are you exactly?
Yugi- *nervous glance at Director* I'm not supposed to tell you.
Tea- Ok. Well, I've got to go home now. But I'll see you around ok?
Yugi- Sure. At that cottage in the woods?
Tea- How did you know?
Yugi- *shrug* I read the script.
Tea- *nods and leaves*
Director- *bangs head against the wall next to her* I had to do this with the YGO cast, of all people, why me?
~~~ BACK IN THE COTTAGE ~~~
Caitlin- *is trying to light the candles on a lopsided cake* So, what do you think?
Mai- Well it's *turns and looks at it* ...uh...good.
Caitlin- Yes, well, *uses a broom to hold up cake* it will be a whole lot stiffer once it's baked.
Mai- You haven't baked it yet?
Caitlin- Not yet, I wanted to put on the icing first...and the candles.
Weevil- You're so stupid.
Caitlin- *barely containing her laughter* I'm not the one in the fat purple dress.
Weevil- Why you little- *tries to jump on her, but Mai holds him back*
Mai- ^^ What do you think of the dress? *gestures to the very poorly made purple dress covered in ribbons and bows*
Caitlin- *bites her lip* Oh, well it's, very interesting. Its not what they had in the book...
Mai- I improved it! ^^
Caitlin- Improved it, yeah...
Mai- Maybe if I added a little bit more- ruffles! What do you think?
Caitlin- Um, yes, I think, if you added ruffles it would look better...I think.
Weevil- It looks like we fished it out of a dumpster! The cake too!
Caitlin- *glare*
Weevil- I think we should think about what Rose will think of this mess!
Mai- We can think all we want, but we don't know what Rose will think.
Caitlin- And besides, ^^ It's the thought that counts!
Weevil- NO IT ISN'T THAT'S JUST WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY BUY SOMEONE A CHEAP GIFT TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER!
Weevil- *storms off with pieces of the dress flying off* I still think what I thought before! I'm going to go get the wands and we can do something better then this!
Caitlin- *notices the cake melt into a puddle on the table* ;_; My cake...
Mai- *sigh* Well, the dress is destroyed, so I guess we've got to use the wands.
Weevil- *Comes back in with sticks that resemble wands* Here they are! Good as new!
Mai- Careful Merryweather! Close up all the windows first!
Weevil- *looks around* They are closed.
Mai- Oh. Well ok then! ^^ *hands out wands*
Caitlin- Woo hoo! *swishes wand around and glitter comes out*
Mai- Ok, Fauna you make the cake again.
Caitlin- ^_____^ YAYNESS!
Weevil- And I'll-
Mai- You'll clean up the house while I'LL make the dress.
Weevil- *glare* You're evil woman.
Mai- CLEAN.
Weevil- *sigh* Come on mop, bucket, broom, Flora says clean up the room.
Kiba- *walks on stage, obviously not putting up any attempt to hide himself, and has a mop puppet*
Weevil- O.o ok, now clean up.
Kiba- *groans and moves the puppets around*
Director- *snaps fingers* With all my power (^^) I should give the wands real magic power!
Wands- *glow*
Caitlin- *evil grin* This is more like it. *is reading to the ingredients* Eggs, flour, cinnamon.
Caitlin- Aw heck, just do it like it says in the book. ^^ I'll put on the candles! *all the eggs and stuff make themselves into a cake*
Mai- *sees the display and flicks her wand around* Now I can REALLY make some magic happen! *starts making the dress*
Weevil- *notices dress* Oh no not purple! Make it a...oh! Make it a bug! *dress starts turning into a large purple bug*
Mai- *screams* EWWW! WEEVIL DON'T MESS WITH MY DESIGNS! *turns it back*
Weevil- *evil grin* Make it a bug again. *turns dress into a bug again*
Mai- *shrieks and turns the dress back* I'm warning you bug boy...
Weevil- *turns the dress into a bug again*
Mai- *turns Weevil's costume purple along with making his face covered in makeup and his hair gets longer* A pretty face to match the dress!
Weevil- *shoots magic at dress, but misses and hits Mai instead* Whoops.
Mai- *has intenna and six legs* DIIIIIEEEEEE!
Caitlin- *has the cake almost finished and turns to ask Mai and Weevil what they think* Hey guys what do you think of-
{ Caitlin turns around to see Weevil looking like a girl with a bowl hair- cut on the floor with a large bug-looking creature trying to strangle him/her/it. Caitlin just watches them open-mouthed for a while, then decides to not get involved (for fear of being turned into a bug) and turns back to her cake. }
Caitlin- *under her breath* You didn't see anything, don't bring it up to Mai that she was a bug or Weevil was a girl, if the director asks you why you didn't stop them say, 'I was making the cake and didn't see them.' I didn't see anything at all. No siree, nothing.
Tea- *comes in through the door* I'm home!
Everyone- *stops and stares* NOOOO!
Tea- What?
Mai- *gets up* Go away you aren't supposed to come in yet! We're busy!
Tea- *very confused* Huh?
Weevil- You didn't knock! GO GO GO!
Tea- Uh, ok? *leaves*
All- *relieved sigh*
Weevil- *playing with his now long hair* Do you think she suspects the party?
Mai- *pushes her extra arms down* Naw, she'd have to see something extra especially out of the ordinary. And there isn't anything out of the ordinary going on around here.
Caitlin- ^.^; Yeah...
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Director- This is junk, it won't make much of a movie if you people don't even know their lines!
Joey- You got that right.
All- *nods* True.
Director- What could make it better? *light bulb* I got it! Commercials!
All- O.o?
Tristen- But everyone hates commercials!
Director- ^^ Not if YOU GUYS are in them!
All- O.O
Director- That settles it, we'll get some commercials made before we go on to the next scene!
{Knock on door}
Director- Come on in.
Editor- *comes in* Hi everybody!
Director- *almost has a heart attack* STEVIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Editor- *blink* *blink* I was just coming over to see how you were doing...
Director- You didn't tell me you were coming!
Editor- I thought I would surprise you... *holds up bag* I brought cookie dough!
Director- O.o In a bag?
Editor- *shrug*
Director- How, *notices cookie dough coming out of the seams of the bag* nice of you.
Editor- ^^ That's just how I am!
Director- *eyeing the mushy bag* Right...
Editor- So...can I see it?
Director- *another heart attack* What!? See what!?
Editor- See the movie, what you have so far. You were bragging about it yesterday and I wanted to see it.
Director- *really big sweat drop* ^_^; Well you see it's not much yet we haven't edited or anything...
Editor- ^^ That's great! Because I am your editor remember? *starts to walk over to film on the table*
Director- *jumps in front of her* Don't you have something better to do?
Editor- No.
Director- So much for that...I- uh- NO ONE CAN SEE IT BEFORE OPENING DAY! HA!
Editor- O.o Oh, ok.
Director- Yes so, bye!
Editor- *is pushed out the door* Bye?
Director- Whew!
Editor- *just pops up* Why?
Director- *has an almost third heart attack* How did you do that!?
Editor- *shrugs*
Director- *snaps fingers and Stevie appears outside*
Editor- *tries to open door but it zaps her* Darn, she put on the force field for Sales people, fangirls, press, and Editors.
Editor- *evil thought* Maybe I'll just have to see why she doesn't want me to see what she's doing in there. ^^
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Me- Dun dun dunnnn! ^^ This chapter was long, but hopefully it was funny! Sadly, I won't be able to write a next chappie for a while, because I'm going on a vacation to Mississippi but I'll do my best! *salutes* Bye peoples!