Author- ^_____^ BACK AGAIN FROM MISSISSIPPI!
Caitlin- *looks at watch* Already?
Author- O.o You had to look at a watch for that?
Caitlin- *shrugs*
Author- ANYWAY! Thank you all my reviewers! I couldn't keep going without you all!
Caitlin- O.O So you mean if they didn't review, you would stop writing? And I wouldn't have to put up with all this?
Author- ¬ ¬ Don't get any ideas.
Caitlin- -.-; so very close...
Author- SO Caitlin, where is everyone?
Caitlin- *jerks head in direction of a large box*
Author- O.o
Box- *loud whispering coming from underneath*
Box- *more whispering, then a loud, 'SHHH!*
Author- -.-;;
Box- *lifts up a little so you can see pairs of feet, and then starts moving around the room*
Caitlin- *rolls eyes*
Author- *lifts box up from over them*
All who were under the box- *look up nervously* Uh oh.
Author- *snicker* Glad of you to join us.
Caitlin- *smirks and starts to scoot to the door before Author notices*
Author- CAITLIN DON'T YOU MOVE A MUSCLE.
Joey- *points and laughs* Ha ha!
Caitlin- *glares*
Author- *hands out scripts* Here are the scripts for the commercials, all of you have one particular script so...yeah. The Yami's will be in these ones too due to popular demand.
All Yami's- *eyes get big*
Author- You can't practice, because there isn't enough time, TO THE SET!
All- NOOOOOOO!
Author- Look do you want to just go to the set? Or do I have to use my magic finger? *wiggles finger*
All- *grumbles and goes to the set*
Author- *snaps fingers and a megaphone appears* FIRST COMMERCIAL IS GOING TO BE FOR STRETCHY JEANS!
Ryou- *looks his script* *face fault* Oh no...
Author- AND WE'RE ROLLING!
~~~~~ Stretchy Jeans ~~~~~
Announcer Voice- Ever get mad at those non-stretchy jeans? They can't seem to do anything right!
Ryou- *blinks* But I like-
Announcer- *interrupts* Take for instance, falling down. With those 'non- stretchy' jeans, it could be very dangerous. Observe.
Ryou- ;_;
Announcer- I said OBSERVE.
Ryou- *sigh* Oh all right.
Ryou- *walks across a bridge that just appeared, (bridge compliments of Retaw) and slips on a little bit of water on the floor*
Ryou- WAHHH! *almost falls off bridge, but stops horizontally in midair and is then thrown onto the ground again*
Ryou- *is very confused* That was very unexpected.
Announcer- As you can see, because of the non stretchiness of the jeans, Ryou was badly injured.
Ryou- What?
Announcer- *clears throat loudly*
Ryou- *cut appears on leg (cut courtesy of Retaw)* What-? Ow!
Announcer- Now let's see that action again, this time with stretchy jeans!
Ryou- O.O AGAIN!?
Announcer- Yes again.
Ryou- *gets rewinded until he is back off the bridge (rewinding curtsey of Retaw)*
Ryou- *blinks* Would it be possible for you to warn me next time you do something like that again?
Announcer- NOW HE WILL WALK ONTO THE BRIDGE AND DO THE ACTION WITH THE STRETCHY JEANS.
Ryou- *cringes, but walks onto the bridge and slips on the water. This time, he falls into the water below the bridge and floats away*
Ryou- AAHHHH!
Fangirls- RYOU!
Director- I THOUGHT I SAID NO FANGIRLS!
Fangirl 1- RUN!
Fangirls- *run for their life*
Director- Urg.
Announcer- Ok, that's it.
Director- Thanks Announcer person, let's go on to the next commercial.
Announcer- What about that kid?
Director- What kid?
Announcer- The one that floated away a few minutes ago.
Director- Oh Ryou? He'll be fine. How far can this river go before it just comes back down here again?
*@*@*@*@*@*
Ryou- *floating down the river* HELP!
*@*@*@*@*@*
Director- NEXT COMMERCIAL PEOPLES!
~~~~~ Dangerous Cooking ~~~~~
Caitlin- *in apron* Welcome to dangerous cooking! Where I make cooking unnecessarily dangerous accidentally! I'm your hostess Caitlin! And this is my personal assistant Cami! *points backstage at Cami*
Cami- -.-;; Not my idea.
Caitlin- *evil grin* Today we'll be cooking with potato chips!
Cami- *behind stage* Potato chips?
Caitlin- This is my personal recipe for Fried Potato Chips!
Random Person in the Audience- Why would you want to FRY potato chips?
Caitlin- *rolls eyes* BECAUSE you FRY french fries, why not potato chips? I mean, they're both made of potatoes right? Anyway, first you turn on the oven, *turns on oven* then you lay the chips- *looks around*
Caitlin- Cami? Where is my bag of potato chips?
Cami- *shrugs* I didn't know you brought potato chips.
Caitlin- *sees bag of chips on counter* Oh, never mind! I found some chips the Director must have left behind!
Director- O.o I did?
Caitlin- *continues* As I was saying, you lay the chips on the top of the oven like so...and be sure to never look away from the oven because they cook in a split second and if you look away then they could catch on fire or-
Cami- *still back stage* Uh, Caitlin?
Caitlin- *looks away from the stove* What? *chips catch on fire*
Caitlin- AHHHH! *takes retractable hose thing from sink and sprays flaming chips until they're black and very soggy*
Caitlin- *wipes sweat off forehead and smiles* ^____^ Done!
Audience- O.O
Caitlin- *offers them* Who wants one?
Audience- *backs away in their seats saying things like, 'No thanks already ate'*
Caitlin- *confused* Well that was stupid of you to eat before coming to a cooking show. You want one Cami?
Cami- O.O I'd rather not.
Caitlin- *shrug* More for me then. *eats one and grimaces*
Caitlin- *tries her hardest to smile even though it looks like she's going to puke* Mmm, so good.
Joey- *knocks on door to kitchen*
Caitlin- What is it?
Joey- Hey Caitlin have you seen my potato chips? I think I left them in the kitchen.
Caitlin- *looks down guiltily at the chips* Who is it?
Joey- It's Joey!
Caitlin- Sorry! Can't hear you over the- uh...blender! *turns on blender*
Joey- *bangs again on door* CAITLIN! I'm hungry!
Caitlin- *makes blender get louder* WHAT WAS THAT? I- CAN'T- HEAR- YOU?
Joey- I NEED MY CHIPS!
Caitlin- *to herself* Dispose of the evidence. *throws chips away* I haven't seen your chips.
Joey- They're right there on the counter! Unlock the door and I'll show you!
Caitlin- Joey you cannot come in! I'm busy! Not to mention I can't hear you so I don't know who you are!
Joey- You do so know who I am!
Caitlin- Do not!
Joey- Do too!
Caitlin- Do not!
Joey- But- *pause* You ate my chips didn't you!
Caitlin- *face fault* *sweet smile* That's all for today folks! *runs for her life*
Joey- *burst through the door and sprints after her* GET BACK HERE YOU CHIP EATING-
Caitlin- *running as fast as she can*
Noise- *crashes are heard. As well as assorted screaming and cursing*
Director- *rubs temples* Next commercial please.
~~~~~ Interview with the King of Games ~~~~~
Yami- *evil grin* Bakura has to do a toilet paper commercial and I get to do something where I get interviewed? I got the better deal hands down.
Director- ROLLING!
Interviewer- Today, we are interviewing the one and only, King of Games! First of all, I'd like to say it's a pleasure to interview you!
Yami- ^_________^ Pleasure to be here!
Bakura- *glare* *grumble*
Interviewer- King of Games, are you in any way obsessed with socks?
Yami- *hesitant* Uh, yes. I am indeed a little obsessed with socks.
Yugi- O.o That was out of the ordinary.
Interviewer- *not happy with answer* How can you be obsessed with socks!? You wore little footies attached to your pants in the whole Duelist Kingdom series for heavens sake!
Yami- They are not footies they are just a newer style of jeans! You just wouldn't know because you are out of style!
Interviewer- *scoff* Yeah right, in case you don't know, I am also the Fashion Expert on the station.
Yami- *glare*
Interviewer- ^________^ Anyway! King of Games, do you prefer Charmin Toilet paper over the other leading brand?
Yami- I...I just use what's there.
Interviewer- King of Games, do you prefer Kotex pads with new adjustable wings over the imitation?
Yami- WHAT!? I'm a GUY!
Interviewer- King of Games, boxers? Or briefs?
Yami- *very angry* THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!
Interviewer- *blink* So you go commando?
Yami Fangirls- *listening closely*
Director- FANGIRLS! OUT!!!
Yami Fangirls- *groan but leave*
Yami- NO! *very VERY angry*
Interviewer- More on this interview at 11-
Yami- NO THERE WILL NOT BE MORE! I AM DONE!
Interviewer- B-b-but boxers or briefs? Or commando if that's your style.
Yami- Where is my agent!? This humiliation is just the straw that breaks the camel's back! Answering silly, meaningless questions is one thing BUT I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY MORE JUST PLAIN STUPID QUESTIONS!
Interviewer- There's a difference?
Yami- Yes there's a- will- you- AH! *words getting stuck in his mouth*
Interviewer- *grumbles* You didn't even answer the questions right...
Announcer- THIS COMMERCIAL BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHARMIN TOILET PAPER!
Bakura- *smirk* That was defiantly amusing.
Director- You are easily amused. You could cut your leg up and be amused for hours. And besides *grin* now it's your turn!
Bakura- O.O
~~~~~ Charmin Toilet Paper ~~~~~
Bakura- *is sitting on a toilet, you can't see from his waist down* THIS IS-
Director- I don't care what it is, you're doing it. So smile to the camera and start talking.
Bakura- *evil glare*
Director- SMILE!
Bakura- *closest thing to a smile without being a smirk. It looks more like a pout with the tiniest bit of a smile hidden in it*
Director- *rolls eyes* Fine, it that's the best you can give me, we're rolling.
Bakura- WHAT!?
Director- Go!
Bakura- *very unenthusiastically* Buy Charmin Toilet paper because it's better then the others.
Director- *looks at own version of the script* That's not what the script says, but sadly, I think it's the best I'm going to be able to get you to do without killing me.
Bakura- *rebellious smirk* *nod*
Director- Now tell them how much it is.
Bakura- And why should I!? Are they just too lazy to walk up to the store and see for themselves?! Give me a break!
Director- *groan* Just- just do that theme song.
Bakura- *king of all eye rolls* Cha cha cha Charmin.
Director- Not CHarmin! It makes a SH noise like SHoe not a CH noise like CHimney!
Bakura- Then why the hell did you put it next to the CHa CHa CHa's!?
Director- Not me! (Retaw does not own Charmin toilet paper)
Bakura- Then why am I even bothering to do the commercial!
Director- You just are ok!?
Bakura- That's it. I'm done. *gets up from toilet and bottom half is blurred out*
Fangirls- *whistle*
Director- HOW ARE THESE DANG FANGIRLS GETTING IN HERE!?
Fangirls- *disappear because Director used her magic finger*
Director- *sigh* So hard to get descent help these days...
Bakura- I HEARD THAT!
Director- GOOD! I HOPED YOU- *runs out of tape*
~~~~~ Ready to Wash ~~~~~
Yugi- *on pool deck in bathing suit*
Director- *takes a look around to make sure there aren't any fangirls* ^^ My trap is working perfectly!
*$*$*$*$*$*
[ In a hallway, there is a sign set up that says, 'Free Dates with the YGO people sign up list this way! - ]
Editor- *is in the hallway and looking at sign* O.o
Editor- *follows the arrow* *falls into a long LOOONG tunnel thingy that was in the floor*
Editor- *tunnel drops her into a big cage filled with other fangirls in it* O.o
Fangirl 2- ;_; I JUST WANTED A DATE WITH YUGI!
Editor- -.-;;
*$*$*$*$*$*
Director- OK YUGI! WE'RE ROLLING!
Yugi- *nods* *is holding a towel* ^^ This towel makes me feel so happy!
Tea- *comes on* ^^ Why?
Yugi- *opens mouth, but can't think of an answer* Uh...
Yugi- *to director* Why does it make me feel happy again?
Director- *groan* Because it's laundered with 'Ready to Wash'.
Yugi- Oh. *louder* Because it's been laundered with *dramatic pause* READY TO WASH!
Tea- *over enthusiastically* ^___^ What's that Yugi?
Yugi- *shrug* I dunno, laundry stuff?
Tea- *eye roll* I got that part.
Yugi- Then why'd you ask the stupid question?
Director- Knock it off you guys! Here Yugi, read off this. *sets up teleprompter that says, 'YUGI'S LINES' on it*
Yugi- 'Kay. *reads it, sounds just like he's reading it*
Yugi- Its- the- best- laundry detergent- I- have- ever- had.
Director- . Oh boy.
Tea- Why is it the best?
Yugi- *forgets that the thing is set up for him and can't remember line* Because it just is.
Tea- That wasn't the line Yugi.
Yugi- Well- I- Sure it was!
Tea- Sorry, but it wasn't. Your line is, 'It's the best-'
Yugi- I think I'd know what my own line is Tea!
Director- *leans head against hand and sighs whilst Tea and Yugi bicker* ;_; And that's not even all of them.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Author- SO...That's it so far! If you have an idea for a commercial you'd like to see one of your favorite characters in, just tell me! Cause I ran out of ideas... -.-;;
Caitlin- Pathetic.
Author- ¬ ¬ ANYHOO, tell me how you like the fic! I would LOVE to get your input! The next chapter will be the remainder of the commercials, then I'll be getting right back to the Sleeping Beauty story! ^^ Chow all!
R&R with your ideas for commercials!
Caitlin- *looks at watch* Already?
Author- O.o You had to look at a watch for that?
Caitlin- *shrugs*
Author- ANYWAY! Thank you all my reviewers! I couldn't keep going without you all!
Caitlin- O.O So you mean if they didn't review, you would stop writing? And I wouldn't have to put up with all this?
Author- ¬ ¬ Don't get any ideas.
Caitlin- -.-; so very close...
Author- SO Caitlin, where is everyone?
Caitlin- *jerks head in direction of a large box*
Author- O.o
Box- *loud whispering coming from underneath*
Box- *more whispering, then a loud, 'SHHH!*
Author- -.-;;
Box- *lifts up a little so you can see pairs of feet, and then starts moving around the room*
Caitlin- *rolls eyes*
Author- *lifts box up from over them*
All who were under the box- *look up nervously* Uh oh.
Author- *snicker* Glad of you to join us.
Caitlin- *smirks and starts to scoot to the door before Author notices*
Author- CAITLIN DON'T YOU MOVE A MUSCLE.
Joey- *points and laughs* Ha ha!
Caitlin- *glares*
Author- *hands out scripts* Here are the scripts for the commercials, all of you have one particular script so...yeah. The Yami's will be in these ones too due to popular demand.
All Yami's- *eyes get big*
Author- You can't practice, because there isn't enough time, TO THE SET!
All- NOOOOOOO!
Author- Look do you want to just go to the set? Or do I have to use my magic finger? *wiggles finger*
All- *grumbles and goes to the set*
Author- *snaps fingers and a megaphone appears* FIRST COMMERCIAL IS GOING TO BE FOR STRETCHY JEANS!
Ryou- *looks his script* *face fault* Oh no...
Author- AND WE'RE ROLLING!
~~~~~ Stretchy Jeans ~~~~~
Announcer Voice- Ever get mad at those non-stretchy jeans? They can't seem to do anything right!
Ryou- *blinks* But I like-
Announcer- *interrupts* Take for instance, falling down. With those 'non- stretchy' jeans, it could be very dangerous. Observe.
Ryou- ;_;
Announcer- I said OBSERVE.
Ryou- *sigh* Oh all right.
Ryou- *walks across a bridge that just appeared, (bridge compliments of Retaw) and slips on a little bit of water on the floor*
Ryou- WAHHH! *almost falls off bridge, but stops horizontally in midair and is then thrown onto the ground again*
Ryou- *is very confused* That was very unexpected.
Announcer- As you can see, because of the non stretchiness of the jeans, Ryou was badly injured.
Ryou- What?
Announcer- *clears throat loudly*
Ryou- *cut appears on leg (cut courtesy of Retaw)* What-? Ow!
Announcer- Now let's see that action again, this time with stretchy jeans!
Ryou- O.O AGAIN!?
Announcer- Yes again.
Ryou- *gets rewinded until he is back off the bridge (rewinding curtsey of Retaw)*
Ryou- *blinks* Would it be possible for you to warn me next time you do something like that again?
Announcer- NOW HE WILL WALK ONTO THE BRIDGE AND DO THE ACTION WITH THE STRETCHY JEANS.
Ryou- *cringes, but walks onto the bridge and slips on the water. This time, he falls into the water below the bridge and floats away*
Ryou- AAHHHH!
Fangirls- RYOU!
Director- I THOUGHT I SAID NO FANGIRLS!
Fangirl 1- RUN!
Fangirls- *run for their life*
Director- Urg.
Announcer- Ok, that's it.
Director- Thanks Announcer person, let's go on to the next commercial.
Announcer- What about that kid?
Director- What kid?
Announcer- The one that floated away a few minutes ago.
Director- Oh Ryou? He'll be fine. How far can this river go before it just comes back down here again?
*@*@*@*@*@*
Ryou- *floating down the river* HELP!
*@*@*@*@*@*
Director- NEXT COMMERCIAL PEOPLES!
~~~~~ Dangerous Cooking ~~~~~
Caitlin- *in apron* Welcome to dangerous cooking! Where I make cooking unnecessarily dangerous accidentally! I'm your hostess Caitlin! And this is my personal assistant Cami! *points backstage at Cami*
Cami- -.-;; Not my idea.
Caitlin- *evil grin* Today we'll be cooking with potato chips!
Cami- *behind stage* Potato chips?
Caitlin- This is my personal recipe for Fried Potato Chips!
Random Person in the Audience- Why would you want to FRY potato chips?
Caitlin- *rolls eyes* BECAUSE you FRY french fries, why not potato chips? I mean, they're both made of potatoes right? Anyway, first you turn on the oven, *turns on oven* then you lay the chips- *looks around*
Caitlin- Cami? Where is my bag of potato chips?
Cami- *shrugs* I didn't know you brought potato chips.
Caitlin- *sees bag of chips on counter* Oh, never mind! I found some chips the Director must have left behind!
Director- O.o I did?
Caitlin- *continues* As I was saying, you lay the chips on the top of the oven like so...and be sure to never look away from the oven because they cook in a split second and if you look away then they could catch on fire or-
Cami- *still back stage* Uh, Caitlin?
Caitlin- *looks away from the stove* What? *chips catch on fire*
Caitlin- AHHHH! *takes retractable hose thing from sink and sprays flaming chips until they're black and very soggy*
Caitlin- *wipes sweat off forehead and smiles* ^____^ Done!
Audience- O.O
Caitlin- *offers them* Who wants one?
Audience- *backs away in their seats saying things like, 'No thanks already ate'*
Caitlin- *confused* Well that was stupid of you to eat before coming to a cooking show. You want one Cami?
Cami- O.O I'd rather not.
Caitlin- *shrug* More for me then. *eats one and grimaces*
Caitlin- *tries her hardest to smile even though it looks like she's going to puke* Mmm, so good.
Joey- *knocks on door to kitchen*
Caitlin- What is it?
Joey- Hey Caitlin have you seen my potato chips? I think I left them in the kitchen.
Caitlin- *looks down guiltily at the chips* Who is it?
Joey- It's Joey!
Caitlin- Sorry! Can't hear you over the- uh...blender! *turns on blender*
Joey- *bangs again on door* CAITLIN! I'm hungry!
Caitlin- *makes blender get louder* WHAT WAS THAT? I- CAN'T- HEAR- YOU?
Joey- I NEED MY CHIPS!
Caitlin- *to herself* Dispose of the evidence. *throws chips away* I haven't seen your chips.
Joey- They're right there on the counter! Unlock the door and I'll show you!
Caitlin- Joey you cannot come in! I'm busy! Not to mention I can't hear you so I don't know who you are!
Joey- You do so know who I am!
Caitlin- Do not!
Joey- Do too!
Caitlin- Do not!
Joey- But- *pause* You ate my chips didn't you!
Caitlin- *face fault* *sweet smile* That's all for today folks! *runs for her life*
Joey- *burst through the door and sprints after her* GET BACK HERE YOU CHIP EATING-
Caitlin- *running as fast as she can*
Noise- *crashes are heard. As well as assorted screaming and cursing*
Director- *rubs temples* Next commercial please.
~~~~~ Interview with the King of Games ~~~~~
Yami- *evil grin* Bakura has to do a toilet paper commercial and I get to do something where I get interviewed? I got the better deal hands down.
Director- ROLLING!
Interviewer- Today, we are interviewing the one and only, King of Games! First of all, I'd like to say it's a pleasure to interview you!
Yami- ^_________^ Pleasure to be here!
Bakura- *glare* *grumble*
Interviewer- King of Games, are you in any way obsessed with socks?
Yami- *hesitant* Uh, yes. I am indeed a little obsessed with socks.
Yugi- O.o That was out of the ordinary.
Interviewer- *not happy with answer* How can you be obsessed with socks!? You wore little footies attached to your pants in the whole Duelist Kingdom series for heavens sake!
Yami- They are not footies they are just a newer style of jeans! You just wouldn't know because you are out of style!
Interviewer- *scoff* Yeah right, in case you don't know, I am also the Fashion Expert on the station.
Yami- *glare*
Interviewer- ^________^ Anyway! King of Games, do you prefer Charmin Toilet paper over the other leading brand?
Yami- I...I just use what's there.
Interviewer- King of Games, do you prefer Kotex pads with new adjustable wings over the imitation?
Yami- WHAT!? I'm a GUY!
Interviewer- King of Games, boxers? Or briefs?
Yami- *very angry* THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!
Interviewer- *blink* So you go commando?
Yami Fangirls- *listening closely*
Director- FANGIRLS! OUT!!!
Yami Fangirls- *groan but leave*
Yami- NO! *very VERY angry*
Interviewer- More on this interview at 11-
Yami- NO THERE WILL NOT BE MORE! I AM DONE!
Interviewer- B-b-but boxers or briefs? Or commando if that's your style.
Yami- Where is my agent!? This humiliation is just the straw that breaks the camel's back! Answering silly, meaningless questions is one thing BUT I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY MORE JUST PLAIN STUPID QUESTIONS!
Interviewer- There's a difference?
Yami- Yes there's a- will- you- AH! *words getting stuck in his mouth*
Interviewer- *grumbles* You didn't even answer the questions right...
Announcer- THIS COMMERCIAL BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHARMIN TOILET PAPER!
Bakura- *smirk* That was defiantly amusing.
Director- You are easily amused. You could cut your leg up and be amused for hours. And besides *grin* now it's your turn!
Bakura- O.O
~~~~~ Charmin Toilet Paper ~~~~~
Bakura- *is sitting on a toilet, you can't see from his waist down* THIS IS-
Director- I don't care what it is, you're doing it. So smile to the camera and start talking.
Bakura- *evil glare*
Director- SMILE!
Bakura- *closest thing to a smile without being a smirk. It looks more like a pout with the tiniest bit of a smile hidden in it*
Director- *rolls eyes* Fine, it that's the best you can give me, we're rolling.
Bakura- WHAT!?
Director- Go!
Bakura- *very unenthusiastically* Buy Charmin Toilet paper because it's better then the others.
Director- *looks at own version of the script* That's not what the script says, but sadly, I think it's the best I'm going to be able to get you to do without killing me.
Bakura- *rebellious smirk* *nod*
Director- Now tell them how much it is.
Bakura- And why should I!? Are they just too lazy to walk up to the store and see for themselves?! Give me a break!
Director- *groan* Just- just do that theme song.
Bakura- *king of all eye rolls* Cha cha cha Charmin.
Director- Not CHarmin! It makes a SH noise like SHoe not a CH noise like CHimney!
Bakura- Then why the hell did you put it next to the CHa CHa CHa's!?
Director- Not me! (Retaw does not own Charmin toilet paper)
Bakura- Then why am I even bothering to do the commercial!
Director- You just are ok!?
Bakura- That's it. I'm done. *gets up from toilet and bottom half is blurred out*
Fangirls- *whistle*
Director- HOW ARE THESE DANG FANGIRLS GETTING IN HERE!?
Fangirls- *disappear because Director used her magic finger*
Director- *sigh* So hard to get descent help these days...
Bakura- I HEARD THAT!
Director- GOOD! I HOPED YOU- *runs out of tape*
~~~~~ Ready to Wash ~~~~~
Yugi- *on pool deck in bathing suit*
Director- *takes a look around to make sure there aren't any fangirls* ^^ My trap is working perfectly!
*$*$*$*$*$*
[ In a hallway, there is a sign set up that says, 'Free Dates with the YGO people sign up list this way! - ]
Editor- *is in the hallway and looking at sign* O.o
Editor- *follows the arrow* *falls into a long LOOONG tunnel thingy that was in the floor*
Editor- *tunnel drops her into a big cage filled with other fangirls in it* O.o
Fangirl 2- ;_; I JUST WANTED A DATE WITH YUGI!
Editor- -.-;;
*$*$*$*$*$*
Director- OK YUGI! WE'RE ROLLING!
Yugi- *nods* *is holding a towel* ^^ This towel makes me feel so happy!
Tea- *comes on* ^^ Why?
Yugi- *opens mouth, but can't think of an answer* Uh...
Yugi- *to director* Why does it make me feel happy again?
Director- *groan* Because it's laundered with 'Ready to Wash'.
Yugi- Oh. *louder* Because it's been laundered with *dramatic pause* READY TO WASH!
Tea- *over enthusiastically* ^___^ What's that Yugi?
Yugi- *shrug* I dunno, laundry stuff?
Tea- *eye roll* I got that part.
Yugi- Then why'd you ask the stupid question?
Director- Knock it off you guys! Here Yugi, read off this. *sets up teleprompter that says, 'YUGI'S LINES' on it*
Yugi- 'Kay. *reads it, sounds just like he's reading it*
Yugi- Its- the- best- laundry detergent- I- have- ever- had.
Director- . Oh boy.
Tea- Why is it the best?
Yugi- *forgets that the thing is set up for him and can't remember line* Because it just is.
Tea- That wasn't the line Yugi.
Yugi- Well- I- Sure it was!
Tea- Sorry, but it wasn't. Your line is, 'It's the best-'
Yugi- I think I'd know what my own line is Tea!
Director- *leans head against hand and sighs whilst Tea and Yugi bicker* ;_; And that's not even all of them.
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Author- SO...That's it so far! If you have an idea for a commercial you'd like to see one of your favorite characters in, just tell me! Cause I ran out of ideas... -.-;;
Caitlin- Pathetic.
Author- ¬ ¬ ANYHOO, tell me how you like the fic! I would LOVE to get your input! The next chapter will be the remainder of the commercials, then I'll be getting right back to the Sleeping Beauty story! ^^ Chow all!
R&R with your ideas for commercials!