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"I knew this would happen. Expose her to the human world...and she falls in love with it. Well, well Megumi. It looks like you'll have to honor of killing her, as well as those dimwitted boys." Cackled a voice.

"Yes, thank you Master Kouji." said a demon who was bowing very low.

"Make sure not to dissapoint me, Megumi. I want her head..."

"Very well. I will start in the morning."

"Excellent..."

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"Wakey, wakey!" Hiei said sarcastically.

"Mm...ten more minutes." Akane muttered.

"But your boyfriend's here..." Hiei taunted.

"KURAMA!" Akane yelled happily.

"Ha. You fool, I was just joking. But he's coming over in ten minutes." Hiei said smirking.

", YOU GOT ME UP FOR NOTHING!?" Akane yelled irratibly.

"Yeah." Hiei said unconcrenedly.

"Bastard." Akane mumbled as she snuggled herself more in Hiei's blankets.

"May I remind you, that you are a guest." Hiei said.

"Yeah well....may I remind you once again are a ba---"

*knock knock knock*

"Come in." Hiei said.

"Hey Hiei." Kurama said. "Is Akane ready for school?"

"Yep! ^_^" Akane said, in her uniform.

"AH! 0_0 How'd you get ready...? You were in bed a minute ago..." Hiei said, shocked.

"It's a secret Hiei-Chan!" Akane said cheerfully. "SAVE ME SOME SWEET SNOW!!!" Akane yelled as she and Kurama started walking towards school.

"You must have seen all the ice cream Hiei had." Kurama said cheerfully.

"Yep! I always thought he wouldn't have any ningen food." Akane said.

"Well...I think that's the only ningen food he approves of." Kurama said.

"Oh...Kurama...I missed you so much." Akane said abruptly.

"Me too, Akane..." Kurama said.

Akane giggled as they walked to school, ignoring all the crying girls...

"WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME SHUUICHI!?"

"*SNIFF* WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HER?!"

"I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!"

"Shuuichi...I have to go the restroom. I'll meet you outside of class!" Akane said.

"Okay." Kurama said cheerfully.

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"Hey Akane." Megumi said once Akane entered the restroom

"Oh...Megumi...hey." Akane said nervously.

"Funny thing Kouji told me...you ran away for that scum Kurama." Megumi said dangerously.

"Yes, so what of it?" Akane said defiantly.

"Tsk Tsk. I thought you knew better than to do that to poor Kouji. His heart is broken now...being rejected twice. You don't want history to repeat itself, do you?" Megumi said. "And speaking of history...class is about to start. I'll see you and lover boy later." Megumi left cackling evilly.

'Kurama...' Akane thought weakly.

"Pay attention class, today's lesson is..."

'KURAMA!' Akane yelled.

'What the--' Kurama said jumping slightly. 'Akane...why are you yelling? It's going to give me headache...'

'Sorry...but I got URGENT news to tell you, Hiei, Yuske and Kuwabak--I mean Kuwabara.' Akane said.

'What....?'

'Listen...can you ask them to meet at Yuske's place again, tonight? We might not have much time...' Akane said.

'I guess.' Kurama replied.

'Great...' akane said as she cut off the connection.

"Why my house!?" Yuske asked after they got together after class.

"I don't know...Akane didn't say why." Kurama said calmly.

"Whatever. You're lucky my mom is still hungover from whatevr the hell she was drinking last night." Yuske muttered.

"HE-LLO! ^_^" Botan said popping out of a vase.

"O_o. Do you ever greet people with a normal hello!?" Yuske said. "You nearly gave me a heart attack!"

"Oh. Mew. Mew!!!" Botan said, getting out of the bush.

Kurama chuckled nervously as an irratated Hiei and a happy-go-lucky Akane came into the room, followed by a dumb, lovestruck Kuwabara, then Yukina and Keiko came in.

"HIEI HAS A GIRLFRIEND!" Akane said as soon as everyone sat down.

*everyone stares at a blushing Hiei*

"AND GET THIS! SHE'S A NINGEN!!!"

"SHUT UP!" Hiei said pulling out his katana.

"Awe...cute. The shorty has a girlfriend!" Kuwabara mocked.

"Quiet you!" Yelled Hiei as he chased a cheerful looking Akane across the room.

"WHEEE!!! COME ON HIEI...YOU RUN SLOWER THAN A HUMAN!!!" Akane teased.

"I DO NOT!" Hiei yelled back.

*everyone sweatdrops.*

"Um...Akane...perhaps you should tell us why you wanted this meeting." Kurama said.

"Don't be silly....we have to wait for Koenma!^_^" Akane said still getting chased.

"You don't know Koenma..." Botan started.

"Don't be silly Botan...of course I do! I was talking to him through that communicator thingy before Kuwabaka---"

"HEY!" Kuwabara yelled.

"Before Kuwabaka got here!" Akane said cheerfully.

"Well...I suppose we do have a good reason to wait." Botan said.

*everyone continues to watch Hiei run after Akane.*

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"COME BACK SO I CAN KILL YOU!"

"YOU HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!"

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"WON'T YOUR GIRLFRIEND DISSAPROVE!?"

"SHE IS NOT MY GRiLFRIEND!"

"YES SHE IS!"

"NO SHE ISN'T"

"YES SHE IS!"

"NO SHE ISN'T"

"YES SHE IS!"

"NO SHE ISN'T"

"YES SHE IS!"

"NO SHE ISN'T"

"YES SHE IS!"

"NO SHE ISN'T"

"YES SHE IS!"

"NO SHE ISN'T"

"YES SHE IS!"

"NO SHE ISN'T"

"YES SHE IS!"

"NO SHE ISN'T"

"YES SHE IS!"

"NO SHE ISN'T"

"YES SHE IS!"

"NO SHE ISN'T"

"NO SHE ISN'T" Akane yelled.

"YES SHE IS!" Hiei said. He stopped and turned beet red.

"AHA! SO SHE IS!! ^_^" Akane said happily

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