"How positively delightful! It's as if somebody *stabbed* Mr. Bubbles!!" -Stewie, looking at a tub full of blood.
Gelfling: Thanks so much for reviewing! Your comments made ch.6 come out a lot easier.
Rez: I think you're the only one that caught on to Kaede! Big Congrats!!
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There's a point in every game of Truth or Dare, if it's played long enough, that the questions become more personal, the dares become more intimate. Instead of finding dirty secrets, the point of the questions are to learn more about the person. Instead of seeking to embarass the person with a pointless dare or see how far the limits could be pushed, people's dares start to become personal ways of finding out what someone will do for *me*.
The rules were simple. Each boy got a die, whoever rolled highest got to ask the other, got to give the other his options and then the real fun began.
XD*
'So that's why Sasuke wanted to talk to Iruka, to get Sakura and Kaede to hook-up. And here I thought *I* was the match-maker!!' The two boys rolled their die on a stiff mat lying in the center of the bed.
"Ah-ha! Two in a row! So what'll it be this time, Uchiha, Truth or Dare? Truth is why did you want to hook those two up? I mean, why do you care? And .. um, let's see..." Naruto's eyes travelled the room, searching for some inspiration. After more than five hours of this game, he was finding it difficult to think of anything creative.
Spotting the empty bowls and soda cans and noodle containers, he finallly thought of something. "Dare is going out into the kitchen and getting us some more food and soda *only* in your undies *and* singing 'I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy!' Not very loudly," he shrugged, feigning non-chalance, "but still..." Sasuke noticed how Naruto's eyes gave away his pose. Ther were full of mischief and humor and .... something else. Something he couldn't yet identify.
But there was no way he'd let anyone seein' him in his briefs in the kitchen! Besides he hadn't even *heard* the 'Yankee Noodle' Song. So.."Truth. I want them to get together because then Sakura will finally be happy."
Naruto shook his head annoyedly,"You missed the question. Why do you *care* whether or not she's with somebody? I guess to simplify things, why do *you* care whether or not Sakura is happy?"
'Great, how am I gonna get out of this one.' Sasuke quickly debated whether or not this lie or that would work when he had an incredible epiphany. 'I'll tell the truth.'
"I *care* that while *I* was trying to get together with someone, she was in my way. This will stop that. Plus, you've seen them. They're *Perfect* for each other!" He laid back across the front of the bed. Naruto was sitting straight in front of him, angled slightly towards him.
And all of a sudden, all either boy wanted to do was taste the one a mere arm's-length away. To touch him without having to fight or train. It burned their senses, before it was evicted by words.
"So who's the lady?"
As soon as it was said, Naruto lowered his eyes to the mat holding the die.
Sasuke grinned slightly, "It's not a roll, it's not part of the game. If you want me to answer that too badly, you'll have to do something for me."
Naruto looked up, curiousity piqued, "What's that?"
Sasuke laughed, "Go to the kitchen in your underwear to get us some food and stuff singing that "Noodle Dandy" song."
"It's 'I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy!'"Naruto laughed at Sasuke's flub. 'Noodle Dandy. How fascinating!'
"Alrighty-then! You got it!" Naruto stepped off the bed and started to strip to his boxers, when he noticed the weird look Sasuke was giving him. "Eh, Sasuke, I wonder if you dared me to do this just so you could see me in my underwear," he mumbled aloud, not quite realizing that Sasuke had heard him and blushed.
Standing proudly near-naked at the door to the recroom, Naruto marched in and put on a one-track record, set to play only once. As the song started, Sasuke watched as Naurto started singing with it into the kitchen.
Watching him march around the kitchen in the cool light, Sasuke felt torn between admiring Naruto's wonderfully fit body, the smooth skin, and shrunken nipples from the apparent cold- and laughing uproariously as Kaede and Sakura, the ones closest to all the noise, came out of their room blinking sleepily as Naruto balanced the food in one arm and spun around on the counter with his other. Once Naruto's world stop spinning, and the song ended. he got off the counter, saluted to the giggling girls, and comincally marched into his room.
Naruto forgot all about his question until he woke up, somewhere around twelve hours later, with his arms around Sasuke.
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...hehehee... Nobody said anything about the "hip-bone"...hehehee!
Review much please!!
-Kris
Gelfling: Thanks so much for reviewing! Your comments made ch.6 come out a lot easier.
Rez: I think you're the only one that caught on to Kaede! Big Congrats!!
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There's a point in every game of Truth or Dare, if it's played long enough, that the questions become more personal, the dares become more intimate. Instead of finding dirty secrets, the point of the questions are to learn more about the person. Instead of seeking to embarass the person with a pointless dare or see how far the limits could be pushed, people's dares start to become personal ways of finding out what someone will do for *me*.
The rules were simple. Each boy got a die, whoever rolled highest got to ask the other, got to give the other his options and then the real fun began.
XD*
'So that's why Sasuke wanted to talk to Iruka, to get Sakura and Kaede to hook-up. And here I thought *I* was the match-maker!!' The two boys rolled their die on a stiff mat lying in the center of the bed.
"Ah-ha! Two in a row! So what'll it be this time, Uchiha, Truth or Dare? Truth is why did you want to hook those two up? I mean, why do you care? And .. um, let's see..." Naruto's eyes travelled the room, searching for some inspiration. After more than five hours of this game, he was finding it difficult to think of anything creative.
Spotting the empty bowls and soda cans and noodle containers, he finallly thought of something. "Dare is going out into the kitchen and getting us some more food and soda *only* in your undies *and* singing 'I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy!' Not very loudly," he shrugged, feigning non-chalance, "but still..." Sasuke noticed how Naruto's eyes gave away his pose. Ther were full of mischief and humor and .... something else. Something he couldn't yet identify.
But there was no way he'd let anyone seein' him in his briefs in the kitchen! Besides he hadn't even *heard* the 'Yankee Noodle' Song. So.."Truth. I want them to get together because then Sakura will finally be happy."
Naruto shook his head annoyedly,"You missed the question. Why do you *care* whether or not she's with somebody? I guess to simplify things, why do *you* care whether or not Sakura is happy?"
'Great, how am I gonna get out of this one.' Sasuke quickly debated whether or not this lie or that would work when he had an incredible epiphany. 'I'll tell the truth.'
"I *care* that while *I* was trying to get together with someone, she was in my way. This will stop that. Plus, you've seen them. They're *Perfect* for each other!" He laid back across the front of the bed. Naruto was sitting straight in front of him, angled slightly towards him.
And all of a sudden, all either boy wanted to do was taste the one a mere arm's-length away. To touch him without having to fight or train. It burned their senses, before it was evicted by words.
"So who's the lady?"
As soon as it was said, Naruto lowered his eyes to the mat holding the die.
Sasuke grinned slightly, "It's not a roll, it's not part of the game. If you want me to answer that too badly, you'll have to do something for me."
Naruto looked up, curiousity piqued, "What's that?"
Sasuke laughed, "Go to the kitchen in your underwear to get us some food and stuff singing that "Noodle Dandy" song."
"It's 'I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy!'"Naruto laughed at Sasuke's flub. 'Noodle Dandy. How fascinating!'
"Alrighty-then! You got it!" Naruto stepped off the bed and started to strip to his boxers, when he noticed the weird look Sasuke was giving him. "Eh, Sasuke, I wonder if you dared me to do this just so you could see me in my underwear," he mumbled aloud, not quite realizing that Sasuke had heard him and blushed.
Standing proudly near-naked at the door to the recroom, Naruto marched in and put on a one-track record, set to play only once. As the song started, Sasuke watched as Naurto started singing with it into the kitchen.
Watching him march around the kitchen in the cool light, Sasuke felt torn between admiring Naruto's wonderfully fit body, the smooth skin, and shrunken nipples from the apparent cold- and laughing uproariously as Kaede and Sakura, the ones closest to all the noise, came out of their room blinking sleepily as Naruto balanced the food in one arm and spun around on the counter with his other. Once Naruto's world stop spinning, and the song ended. he got off the counter, saluted to the giggling girls, and comincally marched into his room.
Naruto forgot all about his question until he woke up, somewhere around twelve hours later, with his arms around Sasuke.
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...hehehee... Nobody said anything about the "hip-bone"...hehehee!
Review much please!!
-Kris
