Well, hello there and welcome to my humble abode.. Oh right.. I'm supposed to write a fic, aren't I?

Despite the lack of reviews, I figured I wanted to get this fic out, and anyways, didn't I say "Read and Review or I'll figure out something else to write."?

Relwarc: Well, becuz you said plz.. Okay I'll update! ::goes on a spree where she tries to figure out how to update, including smashing laptop with a hammer:: great idea. "Let's update the fic" ::sighs dramatically:: (see what you get when you get me babbling nonsensical things?)

Violet_eyes: Here just take some eye-hardening potion and soon enough, you'll be able to glare like a pro _ see? It works.

Note: Quatre is a little more aggressive then he normally would be, but I told you it'd have OOCness, so there you go!

On to chapter 2!

Chapter 2 (told ya so) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Duo and Heero?" Quatre's jaw dropped to the clouds below, that is, it would've dropped if it hadn't been for the head keeping it in place. He just stared at the swirling faces in the cloud. A snort from behind him brought him back to reality. Are you just going to stand there for all eternity looking like a fish out of water or are you going to do something?"

"Like what?" Quatre said. "Heero and Duo HATE each other, they're both straight, how in the world am I going to make them fall in love with each other?"

"Hey, hey I never said this would be easy." Said the invisible voice defensively. "Well ya, but it's not supposed to be impossible! Help me out here!" The Arabian yelled out to the faceless voice. "Dun worry, I'll always be watching ya to pull you out of the fire if you need it... if I feel like it, that is."

"Oh that's very reassuring, God, but can you please-" even without the body being present, Quatre could tell that the being was gone. "Okay.. .. well if he's not here, why should I be here either?" He stood up, courage flaming in his eyes. "I'll make Heero and Duo fall in love by Christmas, or my name's not Quatre Rebarba Winner!"

"ooh dramatic.." whispered the voice from far away. "Hey, shut up! I'm trying to be brave!" Alabaster cheeks flushed as he realized what he'd said "um. I mean, shush .. Please?" Silence filled the wide empty space, then Quatre briskly stood up again, saying "Now that's more like it!" The next second he fell through the floor of clouds, falling down into a black abyss. "Aghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" He screamed for about 8 seconds or so, ran out of breath, then decided that he wasn't scared any more, so he stopped screaming, only to land on.. A haystack. A haystack in Saudi Arabia. Looking to the left, he saw a sign with Arab script, he quickly read it. It said "Welcome to the prosperous town of Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Well, that's different." Seeing a man off in the distance, he called to him in Arabic "Good morning, good sir, can you please tell me where I am?"

"You are in the town of Aghhhhhhhhh" That's funny. Quatre thought. I've never heard of a town of Aghhhhhhhhhh. He thought about it for a moment. What would bring me to this place? Then he remembered when he was falling down the tunnel, screaming for his life. THAT'S IT! He closed his eyes, and said, clearly "Hudson." And with a loud POP, he disappeared, leaving behind a very confused Arabic man.

"okay," muttered Quatre under his breath as he saw Hudson materialize. "Now all I have to do is make two people who can barely live through a day without trying to kill each other want to get in bed with each other. What a cinch."

He crept up the long hill to his mansion that the 5 boys- er 4 boys shared. Inside he found a very sad scene. Duo was standing there, looking like he was about to fall apart, but everybody knew he never cried, while Heero stood in another corner, glaring at all the world, while Duo shouted "But. he was so nice, why'd he have to die? Why'd God have to take him away? Why not me, I deserve to die more then he does!" Quatre ran up to him, threw his arms around him saying 'No, don't say that Duo. I'm here, you see? I'm right here!" Duo didn't move, didn't react to anything Quatre said, just kept yelling at everything and everyone. "AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?" Quatre yelled. "I'm right here!" Wufei appeared, pushing right through Quatre to put a hand on Duo's shoulder. "Baka, listen to me! Quatre-sama wouldn't have wanted you to weep for him, he would want you to be happy because he hates to see a person unhappy. Now listen to me! He did not die with justice, but he certainly deserved a death with justice. He will be remembered forever."

"Hey, guys, I'm right here." Quatre tried again, but to no avail. "Where's Trowa?" He asked hopefully, but already he was figuring it out. "Okay. so they can't see me or hear me." he whispered to himself. Trowa wasn't anywhere to be seen, so the Arabian decided to look for the unibanged pilot.

He found him in the room that they shared, sitting on their bed, hand on the pillow Quatre slept on. His long fingers picked up a picture from when He and the blue-eyed pilot went out into the meadows for the whole day, just the two of them. They were lying on a bed of yellow flowers, Quatre was laughing loudly, his eyes upturned to the camera, while Trowa smiled softly, looking directly at the smaller boy. It was always his favourite picture, the only one with him smiling in it. Now, though, he definitely wasn't smiling. In fact..

"Trowa.. Are you crying?" Quatre whispered into the hollow room , so empty now that one member was gone. A silver tear was winding its way down his long face, ending at his chin and disappearing as it evaporated into the air. Quatre left the room, wanting to let Trowa be alone with his emotions, his heart breaking for his lover's pain. Without realizing it, he had broken into tears himself. "Don't worry, Trowa, I'll find a way to come back, I promise." He didn't feel much better, though. The empty words sounded discouraging in his heart when his thoughts were so negative.

How was he to get two people to fall in love when he couldn't talk to them, couldn't touch them, couldn't give them a sign of any kind? How was he to get them to see each other in a new light when they couldn't see him at all?

How was he to get home?

TBC..
Sorry for the shortness and the lameness, but I'm leaving tomorrow and wanted another chapter to be up. Poor Quatre! All he wants are some reviews.. Oh wait maybe that's me, eh?

Ja ne!