Ok I don't own any of the LOTR characters and especially not Haldir
(eeeeeeeewwwwwwww)
Day 1: Had a look in Galadrial's mirror- bugger- no internet connection- must get broadband
Day 2: Tasty elf with nice arse came over to connect up mirror. He v confused when found mirror unplugged for third time in five minutes. Tried to look innocent.
Day 3: Mirror working. Celeborn has been sending dodgy e-mails- have decided to ignore
Day 4: V lonely in Lothlorien. Galadriel of sulking as she suspects legolas may be prettier than her. Must find out more about this Legolas.
Day 5: Cannot stop thinking about leg part- wonder if he has e-mail?
Day 6: Have found brilliant site called gayelf.com- fulfils all needs
Day 7: Am considering joining mailing list.
Day 8: Galadrial v surprised when she found gayelf.com on list of favourites. Teeheehee
Day 9: Have made new e-friend. His hobbies include manicures and hairdressing. We are so compatible.
Day 10: Read horoscope today- said someone close to you may not be All they seem. Hmmmmm
Day 11: Horoscope was right! Have just discovered that Saruman evil. Have decided to end relationship.
Day 12: Am furious that Saruman dating Sauron- is giant flaming eyeball more attractive than me?
Day 13: Shut Up
Aand that's about it for now. Please review and send me ideas but no flames please, or Ill use my intimidating growl: ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (that's my intimidating growl- feel intimidated)
Day 1: Had a look in Galadrial's mirror- bugger- no internet connection- must get broadband
Day 2: Tasty elf with nice arse came over to connect up mirror. He v confused when found mirror unplugged for third time in five minutes. Tried to look innocent.
Day 3: Mirror working. Celeborn has been sending dodgy e-mails- have decided to ignore
Day 4: V lonely in Lothlorien. Galadriel of sulking as she suspects legolas may be prettier than her. Must find out more about this Legolas.
Day 5: Cannot stop thinking about leg part- wonder if he has e-mail?
Day 6: Have found brilliant site called gayelf.com- fulfils all needs
Day 7: Am considering joining mailing list.
Day 8: Galadrial v surprised when she found gayelf.com on list of favourites. Teeheehee
Day 9: Have made new e-friend. His hobbies include manicures and hairdressing. We are so compatible.
Day 10: Read horoscope today- said someone close to you may not be All they seem. Hmmmmm
Day 11: Horoscope was right! Have just discovered that Saruman evil. Have decided to end relationship.
Day 12: Am furious that Saruman dating Sauron- is giant flaming eyeball more attractive than me?
Day 13: Shut Up
Aand that's about it for now. Please review and send me ideas but no flames please, or Ill use my intimidating growl: ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (that's my intimidating growl- feel intimidated)