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Scene: Fresh air restraunt. One table is occupied by a group of Narns with armor on.

Sheridan and Delenn enter.



Sheridan : You sit here, dear.

Delenn : All right.

Sheridan (to Waitress):Good morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Sheridan: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's flarn and bacon; flarn sausage and bacon; flarn and spoo;

flarn bacon and spoo; flarn bacon sausage and spoo; spoo bacon sausage

and spoo; spoo flarn spoo spoo bacon and spoo; spoo sausage spoo spoo

bacon spoo tomato and spoo;

Narns (starting to chant): Spoo spoo spoo spoo...

Waitress: ...spoo spoo spoo flarn and spoo; spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo baked

beans spoo spoo spoo...

Narns (singing): spoo! Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a

Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with

truffle pate, brandy and with flarn egg on top and spoo.

Delenn: Have you got anything without spoo?

Waitress: Well, there's spoo flarn sausage and spoo, that's not got much spoo in

it.

Delenn: I don't want ANY spoo!

Sheridan: Why can't she have flarn bacon spoo and sausage?

Delenn: THAT'S got spoo in it!

Sheridan: Hasn't got as much spoo in it as spoo flarn sausage and spoo, has it?

Narns: Spoo spoo spoo spoo (crescendo through next few lines)

Delenn: Could you do the flarn bacon spoo and sausage without the spoo then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Delenn: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spoo!

Narns: Lovely spoo! Wonderful spoo!)

Waitress: Shut up!

Narns: Lovely spoo! Wonderful spoo!

Waitress: Shut up! (Narns stop) Bloody Narns! You can't have flarn bacon

spoo and sausage without the spoo.

Delenn (shrieks): I don't like spoo!

Sheridan: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spoo. I love it.

I'm having spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo baked beans spoo spoo

spoo and spoo!

Narns (singing): Spoo spoo spoo spoo. Lovely spoo! Wonderful spoo!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Sheridan: Well could I have her spoo instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo spoo... (but it is too late and

the Narns drown her words)

Narns (singing elaborately): Spoo spoo spoo spoo. Lovely spoo! Wonderful

spoo! Spoo spo-o-o-o-o-o spo spa-o-o-o-o-oo spoo. Lovely spoo!

Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo! Lovely spoo! Spoo spoo

spoo spoo!

Profoundest apologies for wasting your time. A real fic is in the works.

Actually 23 or so are in the works if i dont get sued... If like AU, Zathras

and screwing with timelines (not to mention the slush) watch this space!

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