Calcifer: Do I own Yu-Gi-Oh? Do I own Furbys? If you think the answers to
these questions are 'yes' then I have a lovely, red bridge in San Francisco
to sell you.OF COURSE THEY AREN'T MINE! ^__^
Calcifer: Well, in this chapter we will see what happens when you give the Yu-Gi-Oh characters a Furby, and make them stay with it for eight hours!
Characters: Uh oh.
Calcifer: *grin* this will be FUN!
Joey: I really don't feel good about this.
Calcifer: Okay I think we will start with....SETO KAIBA!
Kaiba: WHAT?! Why me?!
Calcifer: No clue. Here's your purple sparkly Furby! It matches your coat!
Kaiba: Oh I am soooo flattered, so what do I have to do with this thing?
Calcifer: Stay in a room with it for eight hours.
Kaiba: EIGHT?! WHY EIGHT?!
Calcifer: My favorite number. Now get in there!
Kaiba: Okay.
Calcifer: This is it, ladies and gentlemen! Will Seto Kaiba survive eight hours with a Furby?
Joey: What do we do until he comes out?
Calcifer: Anyone know any good jokes?
Yami Bakura: I DO!!!
Calcifer: Okay, I am afraid to ask.but what is it?
Yami Bakura: Okay, this tomb robber goes into this bar, or was it a pyramid? Wait, was it a tomb robber or the Pharaoh?
Calcifer: This ought to last us..
*7.99 hours later*
Yami Bakura: Okay, so he says to Anubis- or was it Ra?
Everyone Else: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Kaiba: Okay! The eight hours are up! And I have a new invention to show you all!
Calcifer: O goody! What is it?
Kaiba: The new and improved addition to dueling technology! I call it the Furby duel disk! It is fuzzy! It talks! You wear it on your wrist! *Pulls out purple sparkly duel disk*
Joey: Is it just me, or was he really bored in there?
Kaiba: By tampering with the Furby's computer chip I have created the perfect dueling system! Observe: Place card in beak.Monster appears!
Blue Eyes: *ROAR!*
Duel Disk: AHH! LOUD SOUND!
Kaiba: So it isn't totally perfect...
Duel Disk: ME TIRED! ME HUNGRY! ME WANT HUG!
All: AHHHHHH! *run away* *****************************************************************
Calcifer: Now because he was so helpful during our eight hour wait, the next person to be stuck with a Furby is...YAMI BAKURA!
Yami Bakura: .And then the Pharaoh says to the priest or was it the hedge.WAIT! WHAT?!
Calcifer: You're next!
Yami Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Calcifer: *Locks him in room with black and yellow Furby*
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*4 hours later*
Yami Bakura: NOOOO CAN'T STAND CUTENESS!! *SOB!*
Calcifer: Doesn't it just break your heart to hear a tomb robber cry?
Joey: Actually, it is pretty funny.
Calcifer: Too true.
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*6 hours later*
Yami Bakura: SHUT UP YOU EVIL LITTLE.
Calcifer: I don't think it is going to well in there.
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Yami Bakura: AHHHHHH NOOOOO SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
*Smashing sound is heard*
Furby: OWWWWW ME NEED HUG! ME IN PAIN!
Yami Bakura: IT WON'T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Furby: ME HUNGRY! FEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEE! PUUUUUUUUUUUT MEEEEEEEEE BAAAAAACK TOOOOOOOOOGETHER!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!!
Calcifer: He is going to kill me when he gets out, isn't he? Protect me, Joey!
Joey: *gulp* Okay.
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*Eight hours are up*
Yami Bakura: CALCIFER!
Calcifer: *Is hiding behind Joey* What happened to the Furby?
Yami Bakura: *Hands her a handful of plastic and fur with a beak on top still yelling 'FEEEEEEEEEED ME!'*
Calcifer: Oh. I see.
Yami Bakura: Yes. I AM GOING TO SEAL YOUR SOUL IN YOUR WINGWEAVER CARD FOR THIS!
Calcifer: Cool! I get to be my favorite card! She is pretty, and beats soooooo many monsters! Bwahahahaha!
Yami Bakura: You aren't scared?
Calcifer: Nope, she is such a powerful card and since you don't have a Blue Eyes White Dragon in your deck I don't have to worry about being sent to the graveyard.
Yami Bakura: Okay, I'll seal you inside a....BEAVER WARRIOR!
Calcifer: NOOOOOO! Not that! Anything but a Beaver *choke* Warrior! I challenge you to a DUEL!
Yami Bakura: I'll get the cards!
Calcifer: No, not with cards.. With Swords!
Yami Bakura: Oh dang..
Calcifer: [I am a fencer for all you audience members]
Joey: Break it up! The audience doesn't want to see you maim Yami Bakura, they want to see people locked up with Furbys!
Calcifer: Very true, Joey! Thanks for volunteering!
Joey: WHAT?! I never.. Calcifer!
Calcifer: I know I love you more than anyone else, but sorry, ALL of you have to go sometime! Besides, Joey you LIKE Furbys..
Kaiba: What it THIS? Wheeler likes Furbys, eh?
Joey: Yeah, when I was SIX!
Kaiba: Dang.
Calcifer: Okay Joey here is your black and flamed Furby!
Joey: Cool fur!
Calcifer: Yup.
Joey: See yah in eight hours!
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*Eight hours pass*
Calcifer: Wow, no screams of anguish.
Joey: *comes out of room* That was boring. Hope you don't mind, but I taught it some new vocabulary.
Furby: FEEEEEEEEEED ME.GIANT DONUTS AND PIZZA! ME WANT SLEEP NOW! SO TIRED MUST REST! STAY COOL! THAT ISN'T COOL! MAINTAIN YOUR COOL! I'M COOL!
Calcifer: Very nice.
Joey: Now, what should I do.give it to Serenity, who thinks they are adorable, or give it to Kaiba, so it can torment him...
Kaiba: I'd say...SERENITY!
Joey: Fine. It is nearly her birthday anyhow.
Next Chapter: What happens when you give Yami and Yugi Furbys! What about Teá? And of course we can't forget Marik! Also! Find out what we will give them NEXT! Please Review!!!!!! ^__^
Calcifer: Well, in this chapter we will see what happens when you give the Yu-Gi-Oh characters a Furby, and make them stay with it for eight hours!
Characters: Uh oh.
Calcifer: *grin* this will be FUN!
Joey: I really don't feel good about this.
Calcifer: Okay I think we will start with....SETO KAIBA!
Kaiba: WHAT?! Why me?!
Calcifer: No clue. Here's your purple sparkly Furby! It matches your coat!
Kaiba: Oh I am soooo flattered, so what do I have to do with this thing?
Calcifer: Stay in a room with it for eight hours.
Kaiba: EIGHT?! WHY EIGHT?!
Calcifer: My favorite number. Now get in there!
Kaiba: Okay.
Calcifer: This is it, ladies and gentlemen! Will Seto Kaiba survive eight hours with a Furby?
Joey: What do we do until he comes out?
Calcifer: Anyone know any good jokes?
Yami Bakura: I DO!!!
Calcifer: Okay, I am afraid to ask.but what is it?
Yami Bakura: Okay, this tomb robber goes into this bar, or was it a pyramid? Wait, was it a tomb robber or the Pharaoh?
Calcifer: This ought to last us..
*7.99 hours later*
Yami Bakura: Okay, so he says to Anubis- or was it Ra?
Everyone Else: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Kaiba: Okay! The eight hours are up! And I have a new invention to show you all!
Calcifer: O goody! What is it?
Kaiba: The new and improved addition to dueling technology! I call it the Furby duel disk! It is fuzzy! It talks! You wear it on your wrist! *Pulls out purple sparkly duel disk*
Joey: Is it just me, or was he really bored in there?
Kaiba: By tampering with the Furby's computer chip I have created the perfect dueling system! Observe: Place card in beak.Monster appears!
Blue Eyes: *ROAR!*
Duel Disk: AHH! LOUD SOUND!
Kaiba: So it isn't totally perfect...
Duel Disk: ME TIRED! ME HUNGRY! ME WANT HUG!
All: AHHHHHH! *run away* *****************************************************************
Calcifer: Now because he was so helpful during our eight hour wait, the next person to be stuck with a Furby is...YAMI BAKURA!
Yami Bakura: .And then the Pharaoh says to the priest or was it the hedge.WAIT! WHAT?!
Calcifer: You're next!
Yami Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Calcifer: *Locks him in room with black and yellow Furby*
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*4 hours later*
Yami Bakura: NOOOO CAN'T STAND CUTENESS!! *SOB!*
Calcifer: Doesn't it just break your heart to hear a tomb robber cry?
Joey: Actually, it is pretty funny.
Calcifer: Too true.
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*6 hours later*
Yami Bakura: SHUT UP YOU EVIL LITTLE.
Calcifer: I don't think it is going to well in there.
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Yami Bakura: AHHHHHH NOOOOO SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
*Smashing sound is heard*
Furby: OWWWWW ME NEED HUG! ME IN PAIN!
Yami Bakura: IT WON'T SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Furby: ME HUNGRY! FEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEE! PUUUUUUUUUUUT MEEEEEEEEE BAAAAAACK TOOOOOOOOOGETHER!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!!
Calcifer: He is going to kill me when he gets out, isn't he? Protect me, Joey!
Joey: *gulp* Okay.
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*Eight hours are up*
Yami Bakura: CALCIFER!
Calcifer: *Is hiding behind Joey* What happened to the Furby?
Yami Bakura: *Hands her a handful of plastic and fur with a beak on top still yelling 'FEEEEEEEEEED ME!'*
Calcifer: Oh. I see.
Yami Bakura: Yes. I AM GOING TO SEAL YOUR SOUL IN YOUR WINGWEAVER CARD FOR THIS!
Calcifer: Cool! I get to be my favorite card! She is pretty, and beats soooooo many monsters! Bwahahahaha!
Yami Bakura: You aren't scared?
Calcifer: Nope, she is such a powerful card and since you don't have a Blue Eyes White Dragon in your deck I don't have to worry about being sent to the graveyard.
Yami Bakura: Okay, I'll seal you inside a....BEAVER WARRIOR!
Calcifer: NOOOOOO! Not that! Anything but a Beaver *choke* Warrior! I challenge you to a DUEL!
Yami Bakura: I'll get the cards!
Calcifer: No, not with cards.. With Swords!
Yami Bakura: Oh dang..
Calcifer: [I am a fencer for all you audience members]
Joey: Break it up! The audience doesn't want to see you maim Yami Bakura, they want to see people locked up with Furbys!
Calcifer: Very true, Joey! Thanks for volunteering!
Joey: WHAT?! I never.. Calcifer!
Calcifer: I know I love you more than anyone else, but sorry, ALL of you have to go sometime! Besides, Joey you LIKE Furbys..
Kaiba: What it THIS? Wheeler likes Furbys, eh?
Joey: Yeah, when I was SIX!
Kaiba: Dang.
Calcifer: Okay Joey here is your black and flamed Furby!
Joey: Cool fur!
Calcifer: Yup.
Joey: See yah in eight hours!
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*Eight hours pass*
Calcifer: Wow, no screams of anguish.
Joey: *comes out of room* That was boring. Hope you don't mind, but I taught it some new vocabulary.
Furby: FEEEEEEEEEED ME.GIANT DONUTS AND PIZZA! ME WANT SLEEP NOW! SO TIRED MUST REST! STAY COOL! THAT ISN'T COOL! MAINTAIN YOUR COOL! I'M COOL!
Calcifer: Very nice.
Joey: Now, what should I do.give it to Serenity, who thinks they are adorable, or give it to Kaiba, so it can torment him...
Kaiba: I'd say...SERENITY!
Joey: Fine. It is nearly her birthday anyhow.
Next Chapter: What happens when you give Yami and Yugi Furbys! What about Teá? And of course we can't forget Marik! Also! Find out what we will give them NEXT! Please Review!!!!!! ^__^