I DON'T OWN YUGIOH! OKAY?
Review Thanks:
PatrickMcKinney: I was just CURIOUS about what you were writing! Hmph some people….
WarriorKnuckles: I am glad you like it!
Buka2000: Ooh it would have been funny if he had sent it to the Shadow Realm…!
Stef P & Sara K: Yes yes! I am glad y'all enjoyed it!
Kaibagirl: Well my friend Patrick may disagree with you about the fact of who Seto Kaiba belongs to…but I am glad you liked the fic!
Kyreason: I am glad you like it!
Aisha: Yes I AM rather evil aren't I? *Snicker* Yami Bakura WILL get sugar! Never fear!
Destiny: I hope there is enough Teá bashing for you in this chapter! ^__^
To All of you: If you have suggestions on who else I can torture feel free to tell me in a review! ^__^
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Now it is time for What Happens When: Chapter Three! We shall be giving the Yu-Gi-Oh characters tons and tons and tons and tons and tons…
Kaiba: I think we get the point…
Joey: I'll finish for you if you want, Calcifer…
Calcifer: Thanks, Joey-kins! That would be great!
Joey: Okay. …and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons….
Calcifer: …of SUGAR!
All: Uh. Oh.
Calcifer: I will be giving you each one of these. *Hands Yami Bakura a huge tub of candy bars and ice cream and cake*
Yami Bakura: Yum…………… :-9
Calcifer: Okay, we are just going to have all of you do this at once! Joey, Duke, Marik, Pegasus, Yugi, Yami, Regular Bakura, Teá, Kaiba, Mokuba, and Tristan: there is a tub of sugar for each of you! Eat up!
All: :-9
Calcifer: This should be entertaining…..
*An hour later*
Duke/Marik/Pegasus: I LIKE SUGAR! I LIKE FURBIES! I LIKE SUGAR AND FURBIES!
Calcifer: Okay then.
Yami Bakura: *Singing* Take over the world, the world, the world! Take over the world!
Joey: There weren't any gigantic donuts! I REFUSE to be hyper with out my donuts!
Calcifer: *Hands him box of fifty donuts* Enjoy!
Joey: WHEEEEEEEE!
Tristan: I am a unicorn! Or a rhino! Or a…a…a…
Regular Bakura (Hereafter called 'Bakura'): Or an idiot!
Tristan: THAT TOO!
Yami/Yugi: We are porcupines!
Calcifer: Right then…..*snicker*
Kaiba: *Laughing hysterically*
Joey: *Laughing hysterically too* Kaibaaaaaaaa! My maaaaan!
Kaiba: WHEEEEEELEEERR! How's is goin' bro?
Joey: Sweeet, man, sweeeeeeeeeet!
Both: *Put arms around each other, STILL laughing hysterically*
Calcifer: They MUST be hyper, Kaiba and Joey acting like friends? *Shudder*
Yami Bakura/Marik: *Singing* Kill Yami! Kill Yami! Kiiiiilllllllllllll YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Pegasus: *Singing* Face up………*Giggles* Face Down…..*Laughing madly* Attack or………..*Can't continue, so he begins bouncing up and down*
Mokuba: THE LAST CANDY BAR IS MINE!
Duke: PAWS OFF! I SAW IT FIRST!
Mokuba: LIAR!
Duke: CHEATER!
Kaiba: Hey! Leave my brother alone!
Calcifer: This should be interesting, two extremely hyper people, fighting….
Duke: *Tries to hit Kaiba but misses*
Kaiba: *Tries to hit Duke but misses*
Teá: THERE IS NO WAY I WILL EAT THIS STUFF! SUGAR IS BAD! FRIENDSHIP IS GOOD! *Begins running around telling people to stop eating sugar and be friends. She trips over Joey's conveniently extended foot, onto his conveniently hand, which was conveniently holding a donut.*
Joey: *Pulls hand away quickly so her mouth wont touch it.* AH! She nearly TOUCHED me! GIRL COOTIES! NOOOOOOOOOOO! *Wipes hand on Tristan's jacket*
Tristan: NOW THEY ARE ON ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Both: AHHHHH! *Run off*
Teá: *Talking to herself with donut still in her mouth* Hmm, if I swallow this donut I will break my vow to never have sugar, but it tastes so GOOD! *Swallow* SUGAR! NEED MORE SUGAR!
Marik: NO! The sugar is MINE! Get away, witchy-friendship-lady!
Teá: GIVE ME YOUR SUGAR!
Marik: *Brandishes Millennium Rod* I banish you to the shadow realm! *Misses, hits Pegasus*
Pegasus: *Right before he disappears* HEY!
Joey and Tristan: *Come back with high power laser and microscope, Tristan's jacket is in a glass box with a quarantine sign on it.*
Joey: Okay, I'll find the cooties and you can operate the laser to get them off! *Begins focusing microscope*
Yugi: Joey! You said a 'C' was the best you could do in biology! And that you were trying as hard as you could! And that the use of microscopes was impossible!
Joey: Well, this is DIFFERENT! This is saving the world!
Yami: From imaginary Teá cooties?
Tristan: THEY AREN'T IMAGINARY!
Yugi: Sure.
Joey: Watch it, porcupine boy!
Kaiba: *Carrying an unconscious Duke Devlin* I finally punched the idiot! Wassup, fellas?
Joey: AHHHH! Kaiba! You have Duke cooties on you!
Kaiba: AHHHH! SAVE MY COAT!
Teá: GIVE ME SUGAR!
Marik: NO! I BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM! *Misses, hits Bakura and Yami Bakura*
Both: WATCH IT! *Disappear*
Kaiba: Yo, dog! Do me a favor! Save my coat!
Joey: Not now! I am saving the world from the evil Teá cooties!
Yami: Saving the world happens to be OUR job!
Yugi: YEAH!
Kaiba: Dog…..
Joey: Okay, Kaiba. We'll save your coat. But for a price!
Kaiba: NAME IT!
Joey: You give me the last candy bar that you stole from Duke.
Kaiba: WHAT?! NEVER!
Joey: Okay then. Your coat is doomed.
Kaiba: But! But! But!
Joey: Sorry. No can do, not without extra sugar, that is.
Kaiba: Fine. *Gives him candy bar*
Joey: LOSER! *Runs away with candy*
Kaiba: HEY! You said you would fix my coat!
Joey: =P
Kaiba: GRRRRRRRRRRR DIE CHIHUAHUA!
Joey: CAN'T CATCH ME! =P
Teá: I AM WARNING YOU MARIK ISHTAR! FORK OVER THE SUGAR!
Marik: NEVER! I BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM! *Misses, hits the unconscious Duke Devlin and Yugi and Yami*
Yugi: HEY!
Yami: YOU NO GOOD….
Teá: YUGIIIIIIII!
Marik: *Begins chasing Teá, trying to send her to the shadow realm, hits Tristan and then Mokuba and Seto*
Joey: Uh oh. Ummm, Marik? Put the rod down! Good boy, just put it down and no one gets hurt….
Teá: FORK OVER THE SUGAR! *Hides behind Joey*
Joey: Oh shoot….
Marik: I! BANISH! YOU! TO! THE! SHADOW! REALM!
Joey and Teá: *Disappear*
Calcifer: MARIK! YOU SHALL DIE FOR THAT!
Marik: I never knew you cared so much about Teá. *Laughs hysterically*
Calcifer: TEÁ?! You think I CARE about TEÁ!? Okay, that is IT! You're going DOWN!
Marik: I BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM! *Actually gets it right*
Calcifer: Oh dang….
Marik: Hah! *Is holding rod backward* I just love to banish things to the Shadow Realm! *Points it at potted plant, fires it at himself, not realizing that it was backward, and vanishes.*
*In the Shadow Realm*
Joey: Oh great! We are stuck in the Shadow Realm, without our sugar!
Marik: How did I get here?
Yami: You held the rod backward, numskull!
Marik: Oh.
Tristan: How on earth are we going to get out of here?!
Calcifer: DUM DUM DUM! Tune in next time!