Calcifer: Okay, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, because if I did I wouldn't be putting my stories on fanfiction.net I would be making them into real episodes, and if I owned it, you think that Duke Devlin would still be alive? No. I also do not own Ice Age.

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Calcifer: Okay, thanks to Marik's hand trembling so much, because he was so hyper, we are stuck in the Shadow Realm with absolutely no food. We will now divide into two groups and try to figure something out. The groups are: Joey, Yugi, Kaiba, Tristan, Bakura, and me are one group, and Duke Devlin, Pegasus, Marik, Yami Bakura, Mokuba, Yami, and Teá are the other group.

Pegasus: NO! I refuse to be in a group with Teá!

Duke Devlin: Me too!

Marik: Yeah, absolutely not!

Yami Bakura: We'll go insane!

Yami: Yeah!

Teá: *GLARE*

Yami: I mean… that isn't nice you guys.

Calcifer: Too bad. She isn't going in my group; you guys have just got to deal with it!

Yami Bakura: Fine.

Calcifer: Okay, my group is going over here!

Yami: My group will go over here!

Yami Bakura: HEY! WHO SAID YOU WERE THE LEADER!

Yami: Calcifer.

Duke: NO SHE DIDN'T!

Group Two: *All begin fighting*

Joey: Hey, guys! C'mere!

Kaiba: What?

Joey: Shhh! Look what I have! That candy bar Tristan and I stole from Kaiba!

Kaiba: HEY!

Yugi: With this candy we'll be able to survive!

Tristan: YES! We must prepare for the Shadow Age!

*Two hours later*

Marik: Well, we could make search parties to find food. But why work hard, and be honest when it is so much easier to just steal from the other group?

Duke: Good point. But first we have to do something about Mokuba.

Mokuba: SING A SONG OF SUGAR, A POCKET FULL OF RYE, FOUR AND TWENTY CANDIES WERE BAKED INTO A PIE!

Teá: That is just scary.

Yami: Hey, you guys! What are they doing? *Points to Group one, who is parading around a rock with something on it and singing a song*

Yugi:  I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD!

Group One: I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD!

Yugi: SHADOW REALM IS MIGHTY COLD!

Group One: SHADOW REALM IS MIGHTY COLD!

Marik: THEY HAVE FOOD!

Pegasus: And "fruit juice"?

Yami: I doubt it.

Mokuba: Let's go look!

Marik: Hey guys!

Tristan: *Gasp* INTRUDERS!

Group One: *GASP!*

Yami Bakura: Can we have some of your candy bar?

Joey: NEVER! We'll use our supplies to stay in the Shadow Realm for a million, million years!

Marik: You have one candy bar.

Joey: Umm… Well if you don't want to prepare for the Shadow Age… Then DOOM ON YOU!

Group One: Doom on you! Doom on you! Doom on you! Doom on you! Doom on you! Doom on you! Doom on you!

Teá: We just want some of your candy! *Reaches for it*

Joey: PROTECT THE CANDY!

Kaiba: ATTACK!

Yami Bakura: *Breaks off half of the candy bar* HAH!

Tristan: CHARGE!

Kaiba/Tristan/Bakura/Yugi: *Tackle Yami Bakura, piece of candy bar goes flying out into the shadows, never to be seen again.*

Joey: Look at this crater full of lava, you guys! If you fall in this you'll-

Calcifer: *Shoves Duke Devlin in*

Joey: -Burn and die…

Duke Devlin: AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Calcifer: Bwahahahahahah! Got him!

Yami: *Breaks off half of remaining half of the candy bar*

Kaiba: ATTACK!

Yami: Oh… *Gets tackled by Joey, Kaiba, and Calcifer*…Dang.

Calcifer: Where's the candy he stole?

Kaiba: I don't know. I think it got lost in the scrimmage.

Everyone: *Looks at rock with the last quarter of the candy bar on it, they all lick their lips in anticipation* THE LAST QUARTER! *They all lunge for it at once, and begin killing each other for it.

Mokuba: * Watches everyone in a pile, punching each other, next to the last piece of candy. Goes up to it, and eats it while sitting on the rock, and watching the fight. Calcifer is trying to stuff a rock down Marik's throat. Joey, Tristan, and Bakura were trying to take on Yami Bakura, before he sent them to…uhhhhh-well the normal world. Yugi was attacking Pegasus's shin. Kaiba and Yami were dueling: Dark Magician vs. Blue Eyes.* Oh look- Dinner AND a show!

Teá: STOP! STOP! YOU SHOULD ALL BE FRIENDS! *Runs into the lava crater*

Yami: There goes our last female.

Joey: Our group still has a girl! LOSERS!

Yami: OH SHUT UP!

*Continue to fight, after group two has been vanquished…*

Calcifer: WE ARE THE VICTORS!

Kaiba/Joey: YEAH!

Yugi/Bakura: HOORAY!

Yami Bakura: Where is the chocolate?!

Mokuba: *Has chocolate all over mouth*

All: MOKUBA!

Mokuba: EEP! *Runs*

Pegasus: To heck with this! I need my "fruit juice"! *Steals Millennium Eye from Yami Bakura, and uses it to take everyone back to the normal world.*

Calcifer: PEGASUS! YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE THERE?!

Yami Bakura: I WANT MY EYE BACK!

Pegasus: Fine. Here.

Yami Bakura: That was stupid, you could have left me in the Shadow Realm, and kept the eye. Too late now though!

Pegasus: DANG! WHY DID I DO THAT!

Duke Devlin/ Teá: HI, GUYS!

Calcifer: NO! I killed you! Why are you here!

Duke Devlin: That lava was a direct portal to the human realm! It was like a roller coaster!

Teá: We were waiting for you guys! ^__^

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Calcifer: Okay, that was complete Ice Age/ Yu-Gi-Oh insanity!

If you have any suggestions on what else I can do to these people, please tell me in a review! Next is the Barney on Ice show, IF I get inspired. *Sigh*

PLEASE REVIEW!