Calcifer: Okay, I realize I forgot to thank all my reviewers last chapter! How could I be so evil!? Anyway, I'll thank you now! ^__^ Here's to the people who just make my day over and over again!
Yami Westley: I'm glad you like my fic so much! Yours are great too! You are so wrong about mine being better, though I appreciate the compliment! ^___^ Sending them to the Spirit World (I assume you mean the one from "Spirited Away"?) is a great idea! I'll try my best to do it soon! Thanks for your reviews!
ACME-Rian: I am a bit confused about what you are asking for, sorry! ^__^ I understand the bit about them meeting the cast from WOEICS, but when you say 'put me in there' do you mean YOU the person, or your ideas? Also, when you say to have Joey meet his twin, do you mean from WOEICS, or just as another idea? I think it is great idea of yours to have them be in/meet the Carmen San Diego peeps, but I had better refresh my memory of the show, since I haven't seen it for a long time. Thanks for your reviews!
Thlayli Rowan-rai: Wow. You're…cruel… I am thinking about locking people up with Teá. It seems enough to make them go insane…^____^ Thanks for reviewing!
SweetCandie: LOL! You're funny! Yes, Duke Devlin is kinda good-looking, especially in the ones when they are in the finals of Battle City…but I can't forgive him ;-) I'm so glad you like my fic! Thanks!
Kaiba-fan: I'm terribly sorry about your story! It was great, and I was really looking forward to finding out who the heck that kid was! ;-) Thanks for reviewing; I'm so happy that you like it!
Calcifer: Okay, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Barney. *Trying to think of some original and sarcastic thing to say…* Oh never mind…
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Kaiba: *Is trying to get the stickiness of the juice box out of his hair*
Little Brats: *Crying their heads off, begin attacking Joey for eating their candy*
Teá: Kids! That isn't friendly!
Barney: What's this!? There is a fight!
Teá: Stop, kids! It is mean to beat people up!
Barney: The girl with the big shoes is right! It is mean to beat people up!
Little Brats: We're sorry, Barney!
Barney: Good! Oh look! Here come my friends!
Kid actors on ice skates: Hi, Barney.
Barney: Why the long faces, Marca?
Marca: Well, the other day, Timmy was crossing the street and…
James: And he got hit by a truck…
Barney: Oh dear.
Loraine: We are about to go to his funeral, but we don't have enough money to buy flowers!
Barney: I'll help you get some flowers! But first, let's sing a song about Traffic Safety!
Joey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barney: Well, when you cross the street, don't look at your feet!
Kids: No! No! Don't look at your feet….
Barney: Look each way, every day!
Kids: Each way! Each way! Every day!
Barney: You never know, when a car or truck will go…
Kids: Oh you'll never, ever know…
Barney: You don't want to be road-kill or have to make out your will!
Kids: No! No! Don't make out that will…
Barney: Little Timmy taught us a lot!
Kids: Taught! Taught! Taught a lot!
Barney: Look both ways or you'll be a red blot!
Kids: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed! Blooooooooooooooooooot!
Duke Devlin: What the H***?! That isn't normal for Barney!
Pegasus: How would you know?!
Duke Devlin: Well I…never mind! I-I-I'm not the one who watches a pink rabbit every Saturday!
Mai: Who made it so morbid?!
Tristan: Yeah! That script was so twisted!
Yami: And that song was DISGUSTING! Who wrote this junk?!
Yami Bakura: *Quickly hides notepad and pen*
Marik: *Quickly hides Millennium Rod*
Kaiba: So Yami Bakura wrote the song, and the script, and Marik made them act it out and sing it!?
Joey: I wondered why you two were whispering together…
Marik: Look! We were BORED!
Yami Bakura: Yeah, and it taught a good message!
Tristan: 'Look both ways or you'll be a red blot'? That's a good message?!
Teá: You have distorted Barney! You shall both die for this!
Marik: But if you kill me, I'll never make Barney ask you up on stage!
Teá: You can get me up there?
Marik: Of course I can… *Mind controls Barney*
Barney: Okay, one lucky person will get to sing on stage with me, before we go get flowers for little Timmy!
Teá: PICK ME! PICK ME!
Barney: I pick…the girl with the big shoes!
Teá: THAT'S ME!
Barney: What's your name, sweetie?
Tea': TEÁ!
Barney: Well, Teá, do you want to bring a special friend up here with you?
Calcifer: Oh of course she does! *Shoves Duke Devlin up next to her*
Duke Devlin: AH! What are you doing to me!?
Calcifer: ^______^ Have fun!
Duke Devlin: This is too demeaning.
Teá: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is so much fun! I am going to just DIE!
Pegasus: Really?!
Yami Bakura: You promise?!
Marik: YES!
Teá: __
Duke Devlin: This is so wrong!
Duke's Cheerleaders: Hey! There wasn't a Duke Devlin Lovers convention!
Calcifer: Really? Oh, golly gee whiz! I had no idea!
Duke's Cheerleaders: DUKEY!
Duke Devlin: *Blush* Hi, girls…
Tristan: *Snicker* Man… I wish Serenity could see this… *Begins videotaping it*
Duke Devlin: TRISTAN!
Barney: Okay! Let's sign the 'I-Love-you' song!
Teá: YAY! ^______^
Duke Devlin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Teá: You'll do it… or I'll tell Serenity about all your fan girls…
Duke Devlin: You wouldn't!
Teá: Oh but I would!
Duke Devlin: Fine. I love you…. you love me…
Barney: Hyuck hyuck [I swear that's how he laughs!] That's the spirit!
Marik: -___- This is stupid.
Tristan: *Still taping* No, this is priceless.
Yami: This is hilarious.
Yugi: I'm so glad that Teá has followed her heart and completed her dream.
Mai: It was her dream to sing with a purple dinosaur?
Yugi: Well…
Pegasus: Wait! What's happening to them?
Kids+ Barney+ Teá: I hate you!
Yugi: That's not how it goes…
Kids+ Barney+ Teá: You hate me!
Yami: Yeah… it seems different than I remember…
Kids+ Barney+ Teá: We all hate Barney!
Tristan: Yeah…there's something strange about it…
Kids+ Barney+ Teá: Take a great big mallet!
Mai: I can't put my finger on it…
Kids+ Barney+ Teá: Hit him on the head!
Kaiba: Hmmm…
Kids+ Barney+ Teá: Don't you hope that Barney's dead?!
Bakura: Great Scott! Instead of the kind, cheesy lyrics, cruel and rather psychotic ones have been implemented!
Yami Bakura: No duh…
Kaiba: -___- Marik?
Marik: WHAT!? Okay, okay… I made them sing it…but Calcifer wrote it!
Calcifer: YUPPERS!
Kaiba: I hate that word.
Calicfer: I know!
Joey: It is….*cough cough* special.
Calicfer: Oh thanks…
Joey: Anytime! ^___~
Teá: *Comes out of trance* Where am I?
Barney: Where were we?
Kids: We need to get flowers for Timmy!
Joey: C'mon. I can't take this anymore.
Kaiba: I'll drive.
Duke Devlin: *Grabs Teá, drags her off stage*
Teá: BARNEY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Duke Devlin: It's for your own good.
Teá: But he likes friendship!
Tristan: Nice singing, Devlin. I'm sure Serenity will just LOVE it…
Duke Devlin: NOOOOOOO! *Begins chasing Tristan*
Tristan: =P NAH!
Duke Devlin: YOU WILL HOLD STILL, SO I CAN KILL YOU!
Tristan: Right, Dice-Boy.
Teá: *Is being restrained by Bakura* LEMME GOOOOOO!
Bakura: No. Ow! That was my nose!
Yami Bakura: Nice.
Bakura: A little HELP would be nice…
Yami Bakura: I'm sure it would.
Bakura: I WAS HINTING, YOU BLOODY TOMB ROBBER!
Yami Bakura: I know.
Bakura: 0__o THEN WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME?!
Teá: HIYAH!
Bakura: Oww! Oww! Oww! Oww! Oww! Ow………
Yami Bakura: HaHa! A girl beat you up! Oh wait…. we share a body don't we… dang. OWWWWW!
Bakura: HA! Loser!
Yami Bakura: WHAT WAS THAT?! *Begins chasing Bakura*
Yami: Guys? Guys? Can we go?
Yami Bakura: DIE PHARAOH!
Yami: AHH!
Kaiba: T____T It's the end of the world….
Mai: Again. -____-