Chapter
5: The Council of Chili's
"I'm hungry."
"Me
too!"
"Will you two shut up!" Merry and Pippin
had been complaining since they got out of the mall about how hungry
they were, and Strider finally got sick of it.
"If
we don't find a place to eat soon I think they may explode,"
Gandalf muttered.
"Let's go to Chili's," suggested
Eowyn.
"How far away from 7-Eleven is that?" asked
Legolas.
"Far enough," said Frodo. They then started
riding in Chili's general direction.
"Yay! Food!"
said Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin. Everyone locked up their bikes
and went inside. It, fortunately, wasn't crowded, so they didn't have
to wait and they didn't have any kind of chance to be kicked out of
the store.
"How many in your party?" asked the
overly-cheerful-register-person Shelly.
"3
men, 4 hobbits, 2 elves, 1 wizard, and 1 dwarf," said
Strider.
Overly-cheerful-register-person Shelly looked at them
strangely, "Excuse me?"
"3 men, 4 hobbits, 2
elves, 1 wizard, and 1 dwarf," she said again, sounding like she
was stating the obvious.
"...Okay then, please follow me
to your table." Still (obnoxiously) smiling, Shelly led them to
a very large table.
"I'm bored," said Pippin, as she
balanced a spoon on her nose.
"I thought you were
hungry!" Gandalf muttered angrily ("Who said
that?").
"Hungry and bored," said Merry.
"We
only have two and a half hours till the movie starts, so don't order
the whole menu," said Galadriel, while looking at Sam, Merry,
Pippin, and Frodo.
"Wait!" said Sam. "I just
realized something!"
Strider sighed. "The fact that
Gandalf is actually here?"
"Of course she isn't
Strider, what are you talking about?" Gandalf groaned.
"Well,"
said Frodo, "what did you just realize?"
"That
the only people here are you, me, Merry, Pippin and Strider because
we haven't arrived at the Council of Elrond yet."
Silence.
Then..."It's the Council of Chili's, we are all here, now shut
up!" said Gandalf.
Sam jumped. "Frodo, when did
everyone else get here?"
Gandalf had that look in her eye
again, the one that clearly stated that is Sam made one more breath,
she'd kill her.
"Please don't start another fight!"
pleaded Eowyn. "I don't want to get kicked out of two places in
one hour."
"Has it only been an hour?" asked
Boromir.
"Actually, less then an hour," said
Legolas. "But still!"
"Well," started
Gandalf, "if Sam would stop referring to me as being invisible!"
"I was not!" Sam yelled back. "You weren't here!"
"I
was here the entire time!"
"This is ridiculous!"
said Arwen, exasperated.
Then...all hell broke lose.
If
anyone in the building knew who they were and knew what they're
mission was, they probably would have told you it really did look
like the Council of Elrond, with everyone arguing and Frodo looking
at everyone. Only thing is, she didn't say anything about taking the
Ring (she already had if of course!), no, but she did break up the
fight by saying something important. . .
"7-Eleven!"
she screamed. "7-Eleven!"
Everyone stopped, trying
to figure out what she was talking about, then, they saw them. The
two people they had seen but less then an hour ago, the 7-Eleven
people, or Orcs, as they liked to call them.
"Hide!"
said Merry. They all hid under the table.
"I don't
understand," said Arwen, "what's so bad about 7-Eleven?"
The each told the story about what had happened at the store. When
they were finished, she looked at them with shock.
"They
almost kidnapped Merry and Pippin...again!?" They all
nodded.
They looked out at the Orcs as they sat down and
started laughing at 'those stupid kids from earlier'.
"See
how they laugh at us?" said Gimli. Arwen nodded.
"Okay,"
said Gandalf, "we need to get out of here as quickly as
possible."
"But we're still hungry!" said Sam,
Merry, Pippin, and Frodo.
"We can get stuff at the
theater! Until then, deal," Legolas said.
"Okay,"
said Gandalf, "on the count of 3. 1...2..." "3!"
they all screamed as they ran out and started heading in the opposite
direction.
"That was close," said Gimli.
"Yep,"
said everyone else.
"We better keep a close eye out for
them from now on," said Frodo.
"Yeah," said
Boromir, "they're following us."
"Come on,"
said Galadriel, "off to find out where Mt. Movie Theater
is."
And so, they were off to cause destruction at some
other place until they finally found Mt. Movie Theater.
