Thanks to all my lovely reviewers! YAY! You are the best! Chibiki you get to be in here, sorry if I make you seem kinda weird! Sorry about the lack of updates! I have been really busy with my two new fics. BAD ME! *Hits herself in the face* OW!
REBD: RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Joey: Translation: Calcifer doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Snape, or Midsummer Night's Dream.
Calcifer: Joey! I didn't know you spoke Red-eyes Black Dragon!
Joey: It's a hidden talent. ^__~
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*At the auto body class room*
Tristan: Okay, let's get to work!
Duke Devlin: *Whispers* Do you know anything about cars?
Tristan: Nope. I can't even drive one. I stick to motorbikes.
Duke Devlin: 0__o What are we going to do!?
Tristan: *Shouted whisper* You mean you don't know anything either?!
Duke Devlin: Nope.
Tristan: Oh… dear…
Duke Devlin: We're dead…
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*In the science class room*
Rebbie: Whee! I have Marik-Warik! My Marik-Warik!
Marik-Warik… er… I mean Marik: _ I am not happy.
Mai: Hi, girls and boys, and… MARIK?!
Marik: Yo.
Rebbie: OOH! Mai! You're cool! Nice outfit!
Mai: Oh! You really think so? I mean, let's get to work. Today we are going to… *checks lesson plan left by real teacher* Have a frog dissection?!?! WHAT!? NO! I REFUSE!
Marik: Dissection? Really? FUN! KILL THE LITTLE B*******!
Chibiki: *Whacks him with giant mallet* %*&^$*^&%%%%**%%$$^%$$!! [Those are cuss words]
Rebbie: I agree! You must be nice to the frogs Marik-Warik!
Marik: __ This is boring.
Mai: *Looks at dead frogs* I-I-I'm gonna puke! *Runs out door*
Chibiki: Now what the hell do we do?
Rebbie: DAMN! We don't have a teacher!
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*At the English class room*
Joey: Okay. So we are supposed to translate a portion of this play to modern day English. Right then. Let's get started.
*Reads out loud from book*
"QUINCE:
Pat, pat; and here's a marvelous convenient place for our
rehearsal. This green plot shall be our stage, this hawthorn
brake our tiring-house; and we will do it in action, as we will
do it before the duke."
WHAT THE HELL?!
Class: *GASP*
Joey: Erm… What the heck? Well. Let's get started shall we. Um…
Mary-Sue: What's a green plot?
Joey: Ah… well… let's look it up…
Lucy: It's not in the dictionary!
*Mai runs in*
Joey: MAI! Do you know what a green plot is?
Mai: No idea. But that's beside the point. Joey you need to go teach my science class.
Joey: What about this class?
Mai: Whatever. I'll teach them! Just go!
Joey: SCORE! Thanks, Mai! *Runs out*
Mai: Okay. Back to the green plot…
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*At the computer science class*
Kaiba: Sit down. -__-
Class: *Sits*
PatrickMcKinney(A GIRL!): Seto-sama! ^___________^
Kaiba: 0.0 Who the hell are you?
PM: Seto……………^__^
Kaiba: Okay. We are supposed to be learning how to make a PowerPoint presentation, but I am going to teach you some skills that will be more useful to you. So useful in fact that you'll never need to do a PowerPoint presentation because you can hack into the teacher's grade book and give yourself an 'A'.
Annoying Boy Named Jacob: THAT'S UNETHICAL!
Everyone Else: SHUT UP!
Kaiba: Yes! Today you will all learn the amazing art of hacking!
Class: OOOOO!
Kaiba: I can teach you to scupper companies, change grades, even launch nuclear missiles- If you aren't as big a group of bakas as I usually have to work with.
Class: That sounds kind of familiar…
Shelly The Snape Fanatic: HOW DARE YOU COPY SNAPE!
Kaiba: I didn't copy Snape! He copied me!
Shelly: Yeah right, COPYCAT!
PM: DON'T INSULT MY SETO!
Shelly and PM: *Begin killing one another*
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*Back at the science class room*
Marik: So without a teacher we can cut class right?
Rebbie: That sounds appealing…
Joey: *Comes in* Sorry! But you have a teacher!
Chibiki: **^&%&%&%%%%%%*&&&%%$$#@$#$$$!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: Okay! Today we are going to have a…. *glances at lesson plan* 'Frog Dissection'? Wait… I used to know what a dissection was. Oh if I could only remember! *Goes over to dictionary* "Dissection: noun. Cutting so as to separate into pieces." Okay… wait… WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING THAT TO FROGS?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! *Runs out of class*
Marik: Okay! I'll be your teacher now!
Rebbie: YAY!
Everyone else: *Groan*
Marik: *Begins carving up frog with Millennium Rod* Ooo! This is so fun!
Class: Ewwwwwwww! *Runs out of class*
Marik: *Sits with feet on desk* That was easy! Now I have free time! Woohoo!
Rebbie: *Comes back in* Oh no you don't, Marik-Warik!
Marik: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 0.0
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*At the basketball court*
Yugi: Okay! I'm going to teach you all how to do a lay-up!
Class: *Looks nonplussed*
Yugi: You do this, see? *Runs at basket and falls over because of the weight of the basketball*
Yami: Nice one, Yugi. Let me show you how it's done!
Yugi: Well you can try…
Yami: I played basketball for the Egypt Olympic team!
Yugi: Basketball wasn't invented back then, Yami!
Yami: Well, what we played was close enough! *Runs up to shoot the ball, but bangs into the pole that holds up the hoop*
Yami Bakura: *Watching from the sidelines* Bravo, Pharaoh! Nice one!
Yami: SHUT UP!
Yami Bakura: I'll show you how it's done! *Picks up basketball* *Dribbles over to the three point line, and makes a perfect shot into the hoop*
Yami: 0__o What? NOOOOO!
Yami Bakura: Hehehe…
Yami: HOW!? HOW!? HOW!?
Yami Bakura: I've watched the basketball finals for the past hundred years! Ha!
Yugi: That's cool, Yami Bakura! ^_^
Yami Bakura: I know.
Yami: *Writhing with jealousy* But! BUT! BUT!!!!!!
Yugi: Can you teach this class, Yami Bakura?
Yami Bakura: Of course I can. Heh. A mere P.E. class is nothing to me!
Yami: *Whacks him with a basketball*
Yami Bakura: X__X
Yami: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yugi: Er… class dismissed?
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*At the school psychiatrist's office*
Teá: T__T I've been so left out! No one has come to talk to me about friendship!
Girl: *Comes in* Um… I was sent by the principal to talk to you.
Teá: YAY! Well you see, friendship is so very important to the world! Without friendship it would just stop turning!
Girl: Really? *Sits down* That's very interesting.
Teá: I know! You see I first began thinking about friendship when I was 2 years old! You see…
*Three hours later*
Girl: *Half asleep* Oh yes… that's very interesting.
Teá: And that's everything you need to know about friendship! Why were you sent here anyway?
Girl: *Half out the door* I was graffitiing the bathroom, and they wanted you to call my parents with the name of a good shrink. But I liked our little chat better! Toodles!
Teá: 0.0 But-but-but!
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*Right after the Home Ec. class ended*
Serenity: I'm bored.
Duke Devlin: *Comes running up* S-serenity! Have you seen Joey?
Serenity: Nope! He might be in the lunchroom. Why?
Duke Devlin: Tristan and I don't know anything about cars! We know Joey does! Can you help me find him?
Serenity: You don't need Joey! I know absolutely everything about cars!
Duke Devlin: You DO?!
Serenity: Of course, silly! ^.^ Let's go!
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*At the auto body shop*
Tristan: And this is internal combustion engine…
Serenity: Actually that's the steering wheel.
Tristan: AH! Serenity!? What are you doing here!?
Serenity: I'm going to teach! ^_^
Duke Devlin: She says she knows a lot about cars!
Tristan: Really? Oh that's great! *Sits back to watch Serenity*
Duke Devlin: *Joins him*
*1 hour later*
*End of school bell rings*
Serenity: Well. That's class everybody! Have a nice weekend! Byebye!
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Mrs. Vrendinilla Snitch, Headmistress: Thank you for your hard work today! Here are your paychecks! *Hands everyone a check*
Joey: FIVE MEASLY DOLLARS!
Kaiba: WHAT?! FOR WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH I SHOULD GET 3000!
Marik: *NO COMMENT*
Yami Bakura: __
Calcifer: Time to go home everybody! You need to get your rest for the next horrendous task!
Marik: Oh joy.
All: *Head to car*
Rebbie: *Runs out* MARIK-WARIK! WAIT FOR ME!
Marik: STEP ON IT!
*Drive away at light speed*
Rebbie: T___T MY MARIK-WARIK!
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Calcifer: And that's a rap! Wait 'til you see the next evil happening! Hehehehe. I'll give you a hint: Millennium Items. And you'll get to meet Yami Joey! MWAHAHA!