(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Middleton Multiplex. Night)
(KIM and RON exit the theatre)
KIM: Why do we keep going to those spy flicks? I mean, we actually do that every day.
RON: True, but it's a great way to pass time between the missions. Plus I love going to the movies. Too bad the camera was out of focus, I couldn't see it that well. I'm surprised nobody complained.
KIM: It wasn't out of focus.
RON: Really? I could have sworn it was.
(They walk on. As they walk, they come to a tree. KIM sidesteps it, while RON walks right into it)
RON: Ow! Hey, where'd that come from?
KIM: You didn't see that?
RON: No. It must be bad lighting. I'm all right.
(They continue walking)
KIM: You really didn't see that?
RON: No.
KIM: You weren't joking around?
RON: No.
(Pause)
KIM: I just can't believe you didn't see that.
RON: Why?
KIM: Because it was right in front of you.
RON: What are you getting at?
KIM: Well, have you ever thought that you need glasses?
RON: KP, I do not need glasses.
KIM: But you walked into a tree that was right in front of you.
RON: It was probably bad lighting. Here, this area is better lit. I can see perfectly now.
(They come to a streetlight. KIM sidesteps it, while RON walks right into it)
RON: Ow!
KIM: Believe me now?
RON: That was an accident. I was distracted, I was talking to you.
KIM: Ron, so far tonight, you've walked into one tree and one streetlight.
RON: That doesn't mean anything, Kim.
KIM: Whatever. (Pause) Both of your parents wear glasses, right?
RON: Yeah, so?
KIM: I'm thinking maybe you got their genes for bad eyesight.
RON: Kim-
KIM: Just have your eyes looked at. Just looked at, that's all I'm asking.
RON: Kim, I am not going to have my eyes checked. Because Ron Stoppable never has, and never will, need glasses!
(They walk past a large sign that reads, "WARNING! OPEN MANHOLE!" clearly indicating where the hole is. KIM moves away from it, while RON walks on and, not seeing the sign, falls through the hole. A splash is heard)
RON:(OS) On second thought, it would hurt to have them just *looked* at.
(Cut to the Federal Institute for Sea-Faring Habitats [FISH]. A SECURITY OFFICER sits at his desk, reading a newspaper and listening to music on a headset. Three monitors on his desk display the docs, the hallway, and the lab. Suddenly, a figure flies past the hallway camera. The SECURITY GUARD catches this out of the corner of his eye)
SECURITY OFFICER: What was that?
SHEGO:(OS) Maybe if you had been paying attention you would have seen it.
(The SECURITY OFFICER spins around and sees SHEGO, who renders him unconscious. DRAKKEN enters)
DRAKKEN: Well done, Shego.
SHEGO: Yeah, I guess so. This is getting way too easy. How do these people get these jobs anyway? They're so incompetent.
DRAKKEN: It doesn't matter. Now, let's put my plan in motion.
(KIM and RON exit the theatre)
KIM: Why do we keep going to those spy flicks? I mean, we actually do that every day.
RON: True, but it's a great way to pass time between the missions. Plus I love going to the movies. Too bad the camera was out of focus, I couldn't see it that well. I'm surprised nobody complained.
KIM: It wasn't out of focus.
RON: Really? I could have sworn it was.
(They walk on. As they walk, they come to a tree. KIM sidesteps it, while RON walks right into it)
RON: Ow! Hey, where'd that come from?
KIM: You didn't see that?
RON: No. It must be bad lighting. I'm all right.
(They continue walking)
KIM: You really didn't see that?
RON: No.
KIM: You weren't joking around?
RON: No.
(Pause)
KIM: I just can't believe you didn't see that.
RON: Why?
KIM: Because it was right in front of you.
RON: What are you getting at?
KIM: Well, have you ever thought that you need glasses?
RON: KP, I do not need glasses.
KIM: But you walked into a tree that was right in front of you.
RON: It was probably bad lighting. Here, this area is better lit. I can see perfectly now.
(They come to a streetlight. KIM sidesteps it, while RON walks right into it)
RON: Ow!
KIM: Believe me now?
RON: That was an accident. I was distracted, I was talking to you.
KIM: Ron, so far tonight, you've walked into one tree and one streetlight.
RON: That doesn't mean anything, Kim.
KIM: Whatever. (Pause) Both of your parents wear glasses, right?
RON: Yeah, so?
KIM: I'm thinking maybe you got their genes for bad eyesight.
RON: Kim-
KIM: Just have your eyes looked at. Just looked at, that's all I'm asking.
RON: Kim, I am not going to have my eyes checked. Because Ron Stoppable never has, and never will, need glasses!
(They walk past a large sign that reads, "WARNING! OPEN MANHOLE!" clearly indicating where the hole is. KIM moves away from it, while RON walks on and, not seeing the sign, falls through the hole. A splash is heard)
RON:(OS) On second thought, it would hurt to have them just *looked* at.
(Cut to the Federal Institute for Sea-Faring Habitats [FISH]. A SECURITY OFFICER sits at his desk, reading a newspaper and listening to music on a headset. Three monitors on his desk display the docs, the hallway, and the lab. Suddenly, a figure flies past the hallway camera. The SECURITY GUARD catches this out of the corner of his eye)
SECURITY OFFICER: What was that?
SHEGO:(OS) Maybe if you had been paying attention you would have seen it.
(The SECURITY OFFICER spins around and sees SHEGO, who renders him unconscious. DRAKKEN enters)
DRAKKEN: Well done, Shego.
SHEGO: Yeah, I guess so. This is getting way too easy. How do these people get these jobs anyway? They're so incompetent.
DRAKKEN: It doesn't matter. Now, let's put my plan in motion.