(ESTABLISHING SHOT: Eye for an Eye Optometry)
(Cut to the interior. RON is having his eyes checked)
OPTOMETRIST: Well, Ronald, there's no question, you definitely need glasses.
RON: Are you sure?
KIM: Ron, you couldn't read the chart and it was only five feet away!
RON: It had small printing.
OPTOMETRIST: As much as you don't want to admit it, young man, you definitely need glasses. I've written you out a prescription. I suggest you get glasses as soon a possible.
RON: Fine.
(He and KIM leave)
(Cut to the interior of a GLASSES SHOP. RON hands the MAN BEHIND THE COUNTER the prescription. He looks at it and goes into the back)
KIM: Don't worry, Ron. I'm sure they'll have good-looking glasses for you.
(TMBTC returns with a pair of nerdy glasses)
MAN: Here you go, this is all we had left of that prescription.
(RON puts glasses on)
RON: Hey, I can see! Everything is so clear! So, how do I look?
KIM:(Lying through her teeth) Ugh, great. They look great.
RON: If you say so.
(They leave)
(Cut to Middleton High School)
(Cut to the interior. KIM and RON walk down the hallway)
RON: Man, it's nice to be able to see. I don't think I realized how bad it was.
(BONNIE approaches)
BONNIE: Hey, nice glasses, four eyes.
KIM:(Defending him) Drop it, Bonnie.
BONNIE: No, I don't think I will. So, Ron, where'd you get your glasses? Nerds 'R' Us?
KIM: I said drop it.
BONNIE: All right. See you later, you four eyes.
(BONNIE exits)
KIM: Don't let her get to you, Ron.
RON:(Hurt) No, I get it. I'm socially inept at it is, I don't need *these* to help me.
(Pockets glasses)
RON:(cont'd) I don't really need them anyway.
KIM:(Sympathizing) Ron-
(The Kimmunicator beeps)
KIM:(cont'd) What up, Wade?
WADE: The Federal Institute for Sea-Faring Habitats has had a break in. They need your help.
KIM: Where are they?
WADE: California. Near San Diego.
(One of WADE's computers beeps. WADE looks at it)
WADE: I've gotta go. A Russian power plant is having a nuclear meltdown, and they need me to override the system. Good luck.
(The Kimmunicator turns off)
RON:(Better) California, huh? I've always wanted to go there.
KIM: Well now you can. Let's go get a ride.
(KIM and RON walk down the hall to the entrance. They walk out the front door and pass BONNIE, who is sitting on a ledge)
BONNIE: See ya, four eyes!
(BONNIE begins to laugh a hard, cruel laugh. She laughs so hard she looses her balance and falls backwards, landing on a trash can with a loud crash)
(Cut to the interior. RON is having his eyes checked)
OPTOMETRIST: Well, Ronald, there's no question, you definitely need glasses.
RON: Are you sure?
KIM: Ron, you couldn't read the chart and it was only five feet away!
RON: It had small printing.
OPTOMETRIST: As much as you don't want to admit it, young man, you definitely need glasses. I've written you out a prescription. I suggest you get glasses as soon a possible.
RON: Fine.
(He and KIM leave)
(Cut to the interior of a GLASSES SHOP. RON hands the MAN BEHIND THE COUNTER the prescription. He looks at it and goes into the back)
KIM: Don't worry, Ron. I'm sure they'll have good-looking glasses for you.
(TMBTC returns with a pair of nerdy glasses)
MAN: Here you go, this is all we had left of that prescription.
(RON puts glasses on)
RON: Hey, I can see! Everything is so clear! So, how do I look?
KIM:(Lying through her teeth) Ugh, great. They look great.
RON: If you say so.
(They leave)
(Cut to Middleton High School)
(Cut to the interior. KIM and RON walk down the hallway)
RON: Man, it's nice to be able to see. I don't think I realized how bad it was.
(BONNIE approaches)
BONNIE: Hey, nice glasses, four eyes.
KIM:(Defending him) Drop it, Bonnie.
BONNIE: No, I don't think I will. So, Ron, where'd you get your glasses? Nerds 'R' Us?
KIM: I said drop it.
BONNIE: All right. See you later, you four eyes.
(BONNIE exits)
KIM: Don't let her get to you, Ron.
RON:(Hurt) No, I get it. I'm socially inept at it is, I don't need *these* to help me.
(Pockets glasses)
RON:(cont'd) I don't really need them anyway.
KIM:(Sympathizing) Ron-
(The Kimmunicator beeps)
KIM:(cont'd) What up, Wade?
WADE: The Federal Institute for Sea-Faring Habitats has had a break in. They need your help.
KIM: Where are they?
WADE: California. Near San Diego.
(One of WADE's computers beeps. WADE looks at it)
WADE: I've gotta go. A Russian power plant is having a nuclear meltdown, and they need me to override the system. Good luck.
(The Kimmunicator turns off)
RON:(Better) California, huh? I've always wanted to go there.
KIM: Well now you can. Let's go get a ride.
(KIM and RON walk down the hall to the entrance. They walk out the front door and pass BONNIE, who is sitting on a ledge)
BONNIE: See ya, four eyes!
(BONNIE begins to laugh a hard, cruel laugh. She laughs so hard she looses her balance and falls backwards, landing on a trash can with a loud crash)